第2章 跳一个我看看

第2章跳一个我看看

“xitongtixingsuzhu,haiqingsuzhuwuyaohaogaowuyuan,qingsuzhujishijiejueshengcunwenti,yibuyigejiaoyin!”

xitongjishidejiyexingpoleyipenliangshui。

“好吧。”

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culvedekanleyiyan,yexingyejiumingbaile。

一个字!

钱!

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唉......

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dankeximeiqianya......

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“xiaozhubotongshiyibenmofashu!”

yexingkanjiandanmu,zhazhayanjing,ranhouqingqingyitiao,zhijietiaodaopangbianyikuaisanmiduogaodedashitoushang,yilianwugudewendao:“shizheiyangme?”

“牛逼牛逼!”

“wojingranmeiyoufaxianweiyadehenji,zhubodetuanduiniubi!”

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“wokao?nongyedajiangtangbianchengxiaoshougongzhizuoke?”

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zhibojianliyoufeiguojitiaodanmu。

yexingpieleyiyandanmu,xinliwulidetucao。

他喵的。

yaozhendeshiyanlejiuhaole。

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yexingdunlexialai,bashoushenjindili,erhuabushuobazheijizhuxiaomailiangenbaqi。

gangzhunbeirengzaiyipang,yexingdeshoudunleyixia,zixidekanlekanzheijizhuxiaomai。