第一章傻子逆天了

“bahuangzi,shaziyunguoqule!”

“batajibenhuangzipoxing,xiuxiangrangtazhuangyuntaoguoqu!”

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吵死了!

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“……”

yibeishuihuadejiupozailetadelianshang!

尼玛!

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袖子空空的……

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suoyizheishuangshoujueduibushitade!