tamingminggentadeyiqunxiashucongdaoqiefandeshouzhongduohuileyipizhenbao，kaizhefeijisonghuibalibowuguan。
tuzhong，tahaoqidenaqileyizhileisigudaibingfudanshiquecaicebuchuyongshenmecaizhizuochudedongxi，ranhoujiujiuzaizuoweishangmileguoqu……
jiezhetajiu……chuanyuele？
juntianxunjiantamuguangdaizhi，jurangandangzhetademianfadai？
tamilemiyan，chaotahoudao：“xiaofenghuang，benwangyijingjiguoniyigejihuile，nizuobuchushi，haixianglaizhebenwang？”
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xiangjiechuhunyuejiutiaomingshuo，yongdezhefeizheizhongshouduan，qifuyigeshazime？
渣男！
fenlejiufenle，youshenmekexide。
buguo，tareleta，haixianggentahaojuhaosan？
cijitalianggezi：gundan！
“做什么诗？”
xiaofenghuangjianqidishangdeneiliangfengengtiezhanleqilai，naodaibuduandeyongxianchuneixieyuanzhudejiyirangtadenaoqiaoyicuanyicuandeteng，tafuzhetou，wanghoutuilejibuzheicaizhanwen。
zheixiedongzuoluozaizaipangrenyanlishaqishizu！
“haha，zheishazihaimeibeixiurugou，womenshuodehuanitingdedongma？haohaodebayahuale，gunhuichengxiangfuba，biezaitianbuzhichidelaizhewomendebahuangzi！”
“shazizhidaogeshenmea，womenzaiduiniudanqinbaile！zhijierangtazaigengtieshanganxiashouyin，bataganchuqu，miandehuailewomendexingzhi……”
“yebusapaoniaozhaozhaojingzi，kankanzijinayidianpeideshangwomenbahuangzi！”
“……”
zheixierenzhidaojuntianxunyanezheigeshanv，weilebajietaohaojuntianxun，shijingdewangxiacaixiaofenghuang！
xiaofenghuanglianxiamouzhongdeliqi，zhanlizainei，chuizhexiaolian，weiqudexiangshiyaokule！
xiaoshengdedao：“wo，wokeyishiyishi！”
“hahaha，zheigeshazizhibuzhidaozijizaishuoxieshenme？”
“lianhuadoushuobulisuodeshazi，haizuoshi？”
“……”
juntianxunyanzhongdeqingmiezhiyigengshenle，jirantayaoziquqiru，neitajiuchengquanta！
“nijiranbusixin，benwangjiuzaijiniyicijihui。niruoshiyiyue、qingfeng、shui、yunzuochuyishoushi，benwangjiubugennituihunle！”
tadehuayouyinqilezhongrendeyizhenlengchaorefeng。zhongrenkantaqieqiedeyangzi，yanzhongdexixuedexifengengnongle。zhengdengzhekanhaoxini！
xiaofenghuangchunjiaogougou，mouzishanguoyidaojingmang。
taqingleqingsangzi，tuziqingxi，zhishishengyinnaishengnaiqidezaitazheigenianjitingzhehenshaqi。
“buguaimingyueshiyouque/zhijiaoqingfengsaojiuchen/liushuidiliuwobuliu/fuyunsanqujianshangao/shiliunianhouzailaikan/sheizixiaosasheizipiao！”
taqianshisuiranshigewuchi。danshitadewenhuaqueyidiandoumeiyoulaxia。
daxuexuanxiuhanyuyan，meiyiciwenxuekaoshibushiquanxiaodediyiming。
haicengweixuexiaozhengguang，canjiashenmeshicidahuidabaileneixieguyanboshi、guyanzhuanjia，naxiaguoquanguodiyi！
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suizhetadeshijuyinianchulai，quanchangyaquewusheng。
zijugongzheng、yayun、daqi！haihaowuweihegan！
bigangcaizuichucaidetaifuzhizilisanyuanzuochudeshihaiyaohaoshangjifen！