花果山。
一桌酒席摆好。
taibaijinxingkanzhemianqianyutatuibeihuanzhandesunwukong，shenqingdaizhi。
chujiansunwukong，yutatingshuodewanquanbutong。
neizhiwanhoushengxingwanlie，butingjiaotiao，renyiwangwei。
danyanqiandesunwukongqueshijuzhihaomai，mianxiangheqi，yanyushangyepoyoujiaoyang。
sihaoburangrenjuedetaoyan。
“shangxian，angenniumowangsuiranshibaibazixiongdi，dandashidafeimianqian，anjuebuhanhu。”
“niumowangjiaosuoanfanpantianting，quebuzhianduitiantingzhongxingenggeng。”
“wangshangxianbinggongshangbao，chengfaniumowang。”
sunxiaoshengjuzhejiubei，dayilingrandao。
“那……那是。”
taibaijinxingbuzirandixiaolexiao。
举报牛魔王?
除非他疯了。
sheibuzhidaoniumowangbeihoudekaoshanshitaishanglaojun。
buguo，zuirangtachijingdeshi，sunhouzijingranduitiantingzhongxingenggeng。
zheiheyuanlaishuohaodejubenbutaiyiyanga!
taibaijinxingsuiranyouxiehuanghu，dantongshiyejuedezheishijianhaoshi。
zhishaorangsunhouzishangtiantingdangguanyinggaihuirongyiyixie。
“咳咳。”
“dawang，fengzishenyun，shentongguangda。”
“daizaihuaguoshanqibulangfeileyishenbenshi?”
“dawangkekaolvguorutiantingweiguan，weisanjiechuli?”
taibaijinxingkanzhesunxiaoshengheaidixiaodao。
呵呵。
终于进入正题了。
sunxiaoshengminlekouhouerjiu，bujinbumandifangxiajiubei，shuodao：
“shangxiankefouhuidaanlaosunjigewenti?”
taibaijinxingbuyiyoutadidianlediantou。
sunxiaoshengqingtuyikouqi，jixudao：
“zaitiantingdangguan，nengqupoyima?”
“不能。”
taibaijinxinghaobuyouyudiyaotoudao。
“neinengsuibianxiafanyoushanwanshui，chifanhejiuma?”
sunxiaoshengdandanyixiao，youwendao。
“ruowuguiding，budesizixiafan。”
taibaijinxingzhouqimeitou，piezuidadao。
“shenxiandangguan，haixuyaorenshoufanwenrujiema?”
sunxiaoshengyilianrenzhendikanzhetaibaijinxing，zaiciwendao。
“这!”
taibaijinxingweinandidixiatouqu。
tadangranzhidaosunhouzibuxihuanbeishufu，keshishangtiandangguanbenjiushiyudijisunhouzishixianzhunbeihaodejiasuo。
tangruoshuoleshiqing，sunhouziqinengqutianshangzuoguan。
“呵呵。”
“jiusuanshangxianbushuo，anlaosunyezhidao。”
“shenxianzuoguanyeyaoshoudaoguanzhi，keshianlaosunzuitaoyandejiushibeiguanzhi。”
“yuqishoudaoshufu，daoburuzaizheihuaguoshanshangzuohoudawanglaideziyouzizai。”
“jiranruci，anlaosunhebishouneizhongniaoqi。”
shuowan，sunxiaoshengziguzidiheqijiulai。
tabuxuanzedanaotiangong，budaibiaohuitingtiantingdehua。
genghekuangyudibenlaijiuqiaobuqiyaozu。
jiusuanshangtianyezhinengzuogeyangmadexiaoguan，shoujinneixieshenxiandeniaoqi。
zheibimawen，buzuoyeba!
“唉!”
taibaijinxinganzitanlekouqi，huadoushuodaozheifenshangle，jiusuantakoucaizaihaoyemeifashuodongsunxiaosheng。
kanlaizheitangyoushuozhudingyaobaipaoyitangle!
“shangxianzaitiantingrenzhiqiannian，kecengtingshuoguojinxiandianfengdeshenxianzuobimawen?”
sunxiaoshengyaohuangzhejiubei，sishiwuyidisuikouyiwen。
danzheijuhuachuanrutaibaijinxingdeerzhong，querangtaxinliyijing。
nandaozheihouzizhidaoyudicefengtaweibimawenle?
有人向孙猴子告密!
那人是谁?
taibaijinxingyuexiangyuejuedebuduijing，shenzhijuedekepa。
gangenyudizuoduide，zhenggetiantingzhiyouyiren。
“太上老君!”
xiangdaozheili，taibaijinxinghenhendiyanlekoutuomo，gengjiarendingsunhouzibeihouyoutaishanglaojunzuohoutai。
sanjie，sheibuzhidaotaishanglaojuncenghuahuweifo，shitupingyijizhilidixiaodongfangjiaoqianxiadeyinguo。
zhenggetianting，taishanglaojunshizuitonghenxifangjiaode。
ruguoshuo，yousheixiangyaozuzhixiyouliangjiedehua，taishanglaojunjueduishiqizhongzhiyi。
“nanguaisunhouzigangaoniumowangdezhuang。”
“youzailaolongwangshanggaoyudideshihou，xianyibujiangdinghaishenzhenhailehuiqu。”
“cidengtianji，weiyoulaojuncainengzhixiao，bingshenbuzhiguibujuedegaozhisunhouzi!”
taibaijinxingetoushenchudoudadehanzhu，ganjueshenxianyitannizhao，shaobuliushenjiuhuixianluojinqu。
sunxiaoshengkanzhetaibaijinxingdeliansedoubianle，yejuedeqiguai。
tazhishisuibianchaofengyiju，jingranbataibaijinxinghechengzheiyang。
dantaquebuzhi，zaitaibaijinxingyanli，taishanglaojunchengletadehoutai。
“jirandawangwuxinshangtianweiguan，neixiaochenyebubiantaorao。”
“zheijiuhuitiantingfumingqule。”
shuowan，taibaijinxingmangbudiedipaolule。
liuxiasunxiaoshengyilianmengbi。
……
……
东海，龙宫。
sihailongwangqiju，gegemiandaichourong。
zidonghailongwangcongtiantingguilai，tongshidailailetiandadehuaixiaoxi。
yudijiaojidonghailongwangdeshiqing……banzale!
suiranyudibingweizefadonghailongwang，sihailongwangquezhidaoyudijuebukenengshanbaganxiu。
longzuzilonghanchujiezhihou，longzudediweibianjijikewei。
rujindaolexiyouliangjieqianxi，longzuzhinengyikaosihailongwangzhiweimianqiangbaozhudiwei。
kejibianruci，wushuyaozurengranjiyulongrou。
shenzhitiantingyecongweijianglongzufangzaiyanli。
weilexiyouliangjiedejinxing，tiantingshenzhizhunbeisheqijinghelongwang，jinjinshiweileqidaoyigeyinzidezuoyong。
“weilemianzishangguodequ，tiantingziranbuhuiduisihailongwangzhiweixiashou。”
“danrenzuheyaozuhuichajuedaoyudiduilongwangdeshuyuan。”
“ruciyilai，jiuliansihaidoubuhuianquan，wodengjinhouhequhecong，xuyaocongzhangjiyi。”
donghailongwangmanlianchouku，zhiyaoyixiangdaoyudidangshineishaozongjishideshiwangzhise，tajiurenbuzhudahanzhan。
longhanchujieshi，longzuhaiyoushierzuwukeyibiyou。
xianzaiquelianyigekaopudekaoshandoumeiyou，zheicaishidaozhilongzushuaibaideguanjianyuanyin。
zaijiashangyaozuzhizunvwayinjuzixiaogong，longzudediweigengshiqiansuoweiyoudedimi。
sihailongwangyinyuenenggouganjuedao，yichangzhenduilongzudedajiejianghuidaolai。
“sheihuiyuanyiweiwolongzuchutoua!”
南海龙王苦笑一声。
renzu，yaozudouyichilongrouweixuanyaodeziben。
weilongzuchutou，tongyudezuiyao、renliangzu。
“huoxu，womenkeyiyifuhuaguoshandeneiwei。”
donghailongwangmengrantaitou，yilianrenzhendao。
qitasanweilongwangxiangshikanfengziyiyang，kanzheta。
buguo，donghailongwangquemeiyougaikoudeyisi，tajixudao：
“zaitiantingshi，taishanglaojuntuiyanchuleyidaoliantadoukanbutoudetianji。”
“bingqieshuoguo，xiyouliangjiejiangyoubianshu，erzheidaobianshuzezaihuaguoshanzhong!”