disanzhangyaofengkuaidisongtangseng
mingmianshangshuozhebuganretangseng，zhuangchuyifudanxiaopashideyangzi。
beidiliqueyishengbuxiangdebatangsengluzoule，hairangzijibeiguo！
neizhenyaofeng，jueduishineitouhuyaozuoleshoujiao！
yushangzheiyangdelinjuzhenshidaolebabeizixuemei！
erqiebaozijinghuixiangqilai，zicongneihuyaobanguolaizhihou。
zijihaoxiangjiukaiqiletiantiancaigoushidedaomeirizi。
一切都怪那虎妖！
baozijingyoushisanyanliangyu，zaisunwukongmianqianjiangneihuyaojiezoutangsengzhishijizuoshile。
sunwukongmizheyandingzhebaozijing，dengneibaozijingshuowanzuihouyijuhuahou。
当头一棍！
baozijingzhidaolinsizhiqianhaijuedeshineihuyaoansuanleta。
sunwukongyongshoumoqulejingubangshangdeyaoxue，mianruhanshuang。
zheiliujiezhizhongsheirenbuzhidaotangsengshiqitiandashengdeshifu。
如是逆鳞。
触之必死！
......
“neigegoulanzizaizhouwoa！meisuzhidewanyi。”
luchenjinriqilegedazao，queyiliandalehaojigepenti。
yizhengtiandehaoxinqingjiuzheimemeile，fandehen。
luchenyijiuzuozaitadexiongpidayishang，guangzheshenzi，luchuneiruxiaoshanduiqidejirou。
“xiongdimen，zuoyekeyoudashifashenga？”
luchendalegehaqian，xunwendao。
“baodawang！neibaozijingbeiyitouhouzijizaile，shitijiurengzaihelile，woyirangxiongdimenzhule。”
yitoushenxingshouruodelangyaobingbaodao。
“e？beihouzizaile？”
beihouzizaileyeshiyiliaozhizhongdeshi。
sheirangbaozijingchilexiongxinzijidan，quzhaotangsengdemafan。
肯定是死路一条。
rujinbaozijingyisi，xiangbineitangsengyebeisunwukongjijiulechulai。
zheitangsengshituhaishizhongjiubeizijideyingmingjuedingjiduoleguoqu。
yixiangdaozheikaixinshi，luchenjiushiyudakai，mingxiaodimenbaneizhuhaodebaoziroujitaishanglai，dadayaji。
xianqianyinweiyuneibaozijingweilin，nongdeluchenyizhimeichangguobaozirou，jintianyesuanruyuanyichangle。
duokaixixingjienan，haichidaolebaozirou。
jintiankeweishixishangjiaxia！
luchenquchuzhenzangxujiudehaojiu，jintianjiuyaochangyinyifan。
dangangdakaijiutanzi，haimeiwenzhejiuxiangwei。
yizhenyaofengbiancongdongwaiguanlejinlai。
moshuoneixiexiaoyaobeizheiyaofengchuidehuanghuangdangdangde，liantazheizunshuodadetixingdouchadianzhanbuwenjiaogen。
“made！xiongdimenchaojiahuo！”
luchennuhouyisheng，shichuhuxiaoshengjiangdongkousisifengzhu。
zijizheidongfukeshicongxitongshangchengligoumaide。
xitongshangxiedemingmingbaibai，fanghuofangshuifangxiaotou。
nandaohaifangbuzhuyizhenfeng？
zheiyaofenghaipianpianwangtadongfulizuan，zheizhidingshiyourenlaizachangzilaile。
woluchenbureshi，danyebupashi！
luchenshouliwozhecongbaozijingneiqianglaidehutoudadao，manlianhengrou。
jiudengneiyaofengsanqu，tidaohuopin。
suizheyaofengjianjianpingxi，congzhongluchuyidaoshenyinglai。
“dawangkuaikan！yougetulvheshang！”
youtouyanjiandexiaoyaodahandao！
“diunilaomu，chilaoziyidao！”
luchenyekanjianleneidaoshenying，guangtoushualiangde，zaidenghuozhixiahainengfanguang，henshiyaoyan。
luchendabushangqian，shouzhonghutoudadaoyaoqipenyong，yankanjiuyaoyidaokanxianeikeguangtou。
dansuizheyaofengwanquansanqu，neiguangtouyeshiluchuzhenrong。
shouzhijiuhuanxizhang，shenchuanjinlanjiasha，kouzhongzhengsongnianzhefojing。
“唐三藏？！”
luchendunshishayanle，lianmangjiangyaoluoxiadedadaochoulehuiqu。
shenhouneiqunrangrangdajiaochongshangqianyaoluankanyitongdexiaodimen，yebeiluchuanyibazhangpailehuiqu。
妈的！
zheitangsengzenmebeiyaofengjigualeguolai！
谁在坑劳资！
太险了！
zheiyaoshiyidaoxiaqu，sunwukongyigunzijiudelimapuzijilianshangle。
xingkuilaozidanshenduonianyadezhudao，caimeikansizheitangseng。
tangsanzangyeshiyebeizheizhenyaofengmileyan，xinlihuangdebuxing。
danyitingdaoyourenhantademingzi，tangsenglianmangzhengkaiyan，“pinsengcongdongtudatangerlai，qianwangxitianqujing，tujingbaodi，haiqingfangguopinseng！”
zheiyizhangkou，haojiahuo，shichuitangsengwuyile。
zheiliujiesheihainengshuochuzheimejingdiandexitianqujingyululai？
“啊！虎妖！”
tangsengyizhengyan，jiushiyitoutixingbiaohan，manlianexiangdehuyao，hedechadianyigebaiyanfanleguoqu。
pu......zheitangsengkebunengyuna！
wohaimeidongshouni，nizheikejiusuanpengcilea！
turanluchennaozhonglingguangyixian，lianmanghoudao：
“shifu，woshichisude！woyebaifo！”
吃素的老虎？
还拜佛？
mofeishimouweixianrendezuoqibaihu，shilaidajiuwode？
“yuanlairuci，heshawoye，haiyiweishitouchirendehuyaoni。”
tangsengyizhidiaozhedexinzhongyunengfangxiaqule。
但谁料。
bupashenyiyangdeduishou，jiupazhuyiyangdeduiyou。
yitouxiaoyaojiantulvjingranbupatamen，yushizhangkaixuependakouyihou。