啪！
zheiyibazhanglaideturan，xiangnanzhouqimeitou，youxienaohuo。tahaoxinjiuren，buqiuganxie，juranhaibeida？
"你为什么打我？"
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"nigangcaiduiwozuoleshenme？"
"刚才？"
tidaogangcai，xiangnanjiulaiqi，tamaozheshengmingweixianchongruhuohaijiuren，haiburujiuzhigou，zhishaobuhuiduitaciyaliezuimaren。
"zenmeshuolaizhe，dui，guirenduowangshi！"
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nandaoshiyanqianzheigerenjiuleta？
buzhiweihe，guoyuqixinzhongjingshengchuyisikuijiu。
她偷偷瞥了一眼。
rouhedeguangxiansazainanzijianyidemianpangshang，jinguanmanshiyanxundeheise，danrengyangaibuzhutayangguangqielitidewuguan。
yanqiandenanzi，haitingyingjunde！
"nei，neiniweishenmeyaochekaiwodeyifu？"
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"废话！"
"niyijingbeiyanxundequeyangle，ruofeiwobangnijiekaiyiwu，rangninengshunchanghuxi，zaijiashangjizhenwendingxinshen，guniang，nixianzaiyijingzaiyinjianbaodaole。"
xiangnanhuayujianding，zhengyilinran...
xiangnanmuguangruju，buyuanqiman，guoyuqiqingyaoyingchun，xinzhongwuweizachen。
nandaotazhendewujielezheiweishaonianlang？
“你当真没骗我？”
“yizherenxin，helaihuangyan？hekuang，wonaishenyishengshou，qinengwangyan！”
xiangnanyilianzihao，jiezheshuodao：“bale，gennishuoniyetingbudong。shichenyiwan，wohaixuquzhaojiajiechuhunyue，jiucibieguo，ng，yinggaishiyongbuzaijian。”
shuowan，xiangnanzhuanshenyuli。
“慢着！”
郭语琪急忙喊住他。
“guniang，haiyoushenmefenfu？”
xiangnanhuitou，shenseshaoxianbunai。
“jishinijiulewo，wogairuhebaoda？”
guoyuqixintouxiaoluluanzhuang，buzhiweihe。
xiangnanruilidemuguangluozaitachangkaideyijinshang，tingliupianke：“rujin，womenliangqingle！”
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“可恶的登徒子！”
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“guozong，ninmeishiba？”
mishutianweidaizherencongmangganlai。
“womeishi。”guoyuqilianselengruobingshuang。
“可是……”
tianweijianguoyuqiyishanlingluan，liketuoxiawaitaojitapishang。
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“不敢。”
田薇等人低头应是。
“tianwei，likepairenquzhaojiachaneigekuangwangxiaozideshenfen！”guoyuqijinwofenquan，jideneixiaoziliquqiancengtijiquzhaojiatuihun。
“shi，guozong。duile，guozong，womenzaifeixulizhaodaoyijianmeiwanquanshaohuideyifu，kenengshigangcaineixiaoziliuxiade。”
“哦？”
guoyuqijieguoposunbukandeyifu，congneixiangtuqixipanduan，henkenengshuyuneigexiaozi。
tafanbiansuoyoukoudai，zhizhaodaoyimeiyupei！
黑龙玉佩！
“yi？zheiyupeiweiheruciyanshu？duile，yeyehaoxiangyougexinaizhiwu，yeshileisideyupei，zhishitadesihushifeng……”
......
xiyangruxue，yuhuisaluo。
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“zheijiushilaojiahuojiwoanpaidehunshima？”
“wozheiweilaiyuefujiakezhenfuyua！”
“laojiahuojuranmeipianwo！”
“buzhiwuzhiweihunqishifourongyandongren？ruoshiyifuchoulouzhitai，wucixingqifeibaibaixisheng？”xiangnanxinzhonganzidigu。
呸呸呸！
xiangnan，niqieji，cixingnaishijieyue，jiusuantajiafujiatianxia，tamaomeiruhua，zheihunyueyebixujiechu！
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“......”
guanjiazhaofuguizaimenqiandashengxuandu，shenpangduijirushandelipin，jianjianjieshijiazhiliancheng。
“ninhao......”xiangnanlimaodiduiguanjiakaikou。
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xiangnandexiaorongshunjianninggu。
卧槽？
zhaojiaguanjiayeruciaoman？
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duifangjiranwuli，tayewuxukeqi。
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“礼品？”
xiangnanweizhoumeitou，chucidengmen，youfengshouyan，kongshouerlaiqueyoushili，bijinglaozongzhuyulaoyouyesuanyouxiejiaoqing。
“niyenabuchushenme，shixiangdejiukuaigun！”zhaofuguiyilianbuxiediqugan。
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zheishitaxiashanqian，conglaoyoudeyaokuzhongshunshounade，duitaeryanbusuanxiqi，danzaifanchenzhongqueshinandezhiwu。
zhaojiashoudaodesuoyouguizhonglipinjiazaiyiqi，yebujizheigentiegunshanyaodeyigenxuzizhengui。
“muniucunxiangnan，fengshangtiegunshanyaoyigen，zhuzongzhujingshenhuanfa，yilibudao！”