1.落榜生被碰瓷
huaxiaguoxijingshi，qiyueliuhuo，renxingengzao。
“jinbangtiming”huoguochengli，gongchoujiaocuo，renshengdingfei，kongqilimimanzheniuyouguodidexinlaheqingchunsanhuofanteyoudexingfenyulichoudeheermengqixi。
dahonghengfu“xijinggaodengzhongxuegaosanqibanbiyeyan”guadeyoudianwai，dansihaobuyingxiangcikedexuanxiao。
rehuochaotiandejiaoluoli，wangdaweixiangyikuaibeiyiwangdemobu，niantoudanaodisuozaisuliaoyizishang。
tacikedeliansexiangjilemianqianneipanzhoulebajihuiheinanbiandemaodu。
高考总分227分。
zheigeshuzixiangshaohongdeluotie，henhentangzaitanaomenshang，zizizuoxiang，gaiguolemanwudexuannao。
“aiyowei，dawei！tingshuoniyuwenkaole147？niubia！quanshengdankezhuangyuanfeinimoshuleba？”
gebizhuodezhangpangzi，tingzhegangbeipijiuchengyuandeduzi，duanzhebeizihuangyouguolai，lianshangduimanlekuazhangdetongqingheyanshibuzhudeyouyuegan。
taneizhangyouguangmanmiandelianzaihuoguozhengtengdereqilixiandegewaiciyan，“jiushizheiyingyu、shuxue、lizong……zeze，zheipiankepiande，zhijiecongximalayashanhuadaomaliyanahaigouleba？hahaha！”
hongxiaoshengxiangyiquncangying，“weng”diyixiaweileshanglai。
“kebushima，wangdashiren，yihouzhuanxinxieshi，zhengjiuwentanjiukaonile！”
“227fen，zhuankexiandougouqiangba？zeze……”
“rengeyouzhima，daweigujiyiyoulehaoluzini？”
meiyijuhuadouxiangcuiledudezhen，shenshenzhazaiwangdaweizuimingandezizunshang。
tazuanjinlequantou，zhijiashenshenxianjinzhangxin，shituyongzheidianweibuzudaodetengtongyaxiaxinlifanyongdesuansehequru。
tamengdiguanleyidakoupijiu，binglengdeyetihuaguoshidao，quejiaobumiexintoudexiehuo。
jiuzaizheishi，yigushuxide、rangtaxintiaojiasuleliangniandezhizihuaxiangpiaojin。
banhualinweiwei，chuanzheyitiaojiancaihetidebaiselianyiqun，xiangyiduoqingchundebailian，zaiyiqunnanshengdecuyongxiazouleguolai。
talianshangdaizheshenglizhedeweixiao，muguangsaoguowangdaweishi，neidianxiaoyishunjianninggu，bianchenglehaobuyanshide、binglengdebiyi。
“wangdawei，”tadeshengyinqingcui，quexiangbingzhui，“tingshuoniyuwenkaodebucuo？kexile，guangkaoyizhangzuipizihehusiluanxiang，zaizheigexianshishehuikehuobuxiaqu。227fen？he，zhenshi……shuaxinlewoderenzhixiaxian。yihoutongxuejuhui，wokannijiubielaile，miandeladiwomenbandepingjunzhishang。”
tayouyadilileliqunbai，fangfoduokanwangdaweiyiyandouxianzang，“eduile，zanmenbanzhangzhaomingyubaosongjingda，ganggangyuewoqukandianying，xianzoule。zhuni……ng，zhaogehaochangziba。”
shuowan，taxiangzhijiaoaodebaitiane，zaiyiqunhuhuashizhedecuyongxiapianranliqu。
liuxiawangdaweijiangzaiyuandi，ganjuezhenggerenbei“227fen”dingzailechiruzhushang。
zhouweidehongxiaosheng、yilunsheng、pengbeisheng，huichengyigujudadezaoyinxuanwo，jiangtacheditunshi。
“操！”
wangdaweimengdizhanqilai，daidaoleyizi，fachuyishengcierdezaoyin。
tachaoqizhuoshangneibanpingpijiu，yangtou“gudonggudong”guanlexiaqu，bingliangdeyetihunhezhequruhejiujing，shaodetaweilifanjiangdaohai。
tasheiyemeili，xianggeyouhunyiyang，diediezhuangzhuangdichongchulehuoguocheng，bamanwudexuanxiaoheeyichedishuaizaileshenhou。
xiayedeliangfengchuizaiguntangdelianshang，feidanmeirangtaqingxing，fanergengtianlejifenxuanyun。
xijingzheizuoqianniangudoudenihongdengliuguangyicai，zhizuijinmihuanxiang，yingzhaozhetazheigegaokaozhanchangshangdiukuiqijiadebaijiang。
227fen……dankehaoyougepiyong！linweiweineibiyideyanshenxiangmanjingtouyiyangzaitanaozilifanfubofang。
“废物……”
“ladipingjunzhishang……”
“找个好厂子……”
zheixieshengyinzaitanaoziliwengwengzuoxiang。tamanwumudedizouzhe，chuanguoxuanxiaodeshangyejie，guaijinyitiaomimanzheyouyanweideyeshixiaoxiang。
lubiantandeyaohesheng、kaochuandezizisheng、pijiupingdepengzhuangsheng，hunzazheliezhiyinxiangfangchudewangluoshenqu，gouchengleyifuwubicaozadeshijingtujuan。
wangdaweiduzilidepijiubeiyumenwudebuzhufajiao，rangtajiaobuxufu，kandongxidoudaizhezhongying。
“rangrang！rangrang！youguotang！”yigezhachuantanlaobancushengyaohezhe。
wangdaweixiayishidiwangpangbianyishan，jiaoxiabuzhibeishenmedongxibanleyixia，benjiuzhongxinbuwendetayigelieju。
zhenggerenxiangshikongdebaolingqiu，“kuangdang”yisheng，jiejieshishidizhuangzailubianyigebuqiyandeguatanshang！
zhuganzhiqidejianyipengziyingshengerdao，xiezhe“tiekouzhiduan——libanxian”depobufanzizhijiegaizailewangdaweitoushang。
yizhangzhediexiaozhuofandaozaidi，shangmiansanluodejibenxianzhuang《mayishenxiang》、《zhouyi》。
yigequelejiaodeguiqiao、jimeimodefaliangdetongqiangundedaochudoushi。
yigeshuaizaidishangsuliaoganshizudehuangseluopan，zhizhendouwaile。
“edishenya！”yishengdaizhenongzhongguanzhongqiangde、kuazhangdaobiandiaodecanhaoshunjianyaguoleyeshidecaoza。
zhijianyigechuanzhehuiselaotoushan，talazhesuliaotuoxiedelaotou，xiangbeicaileweibademaoyiyangcongpangbiandexiaomazhashangbengleqilai。
tatoufahuabaixishu，manlianzhezixiangrouzhoudehetaopi，cikequeyinwei“fennu”he“xinteng”niuquzhe。
yishuangxiaoyanjingdengdeliuyuan，sisidingzhedishangneigelielefengdesuliaoluopan。
laotouyigejianbuchongshanglai，kushouqueyichangyoulideshouxiangtieqianyiyang，sisizuanzhulegangcongpobufanzilizhengzhachulaidewangdaweidegebo！
“suiwa！niyanwozhangdaogouzi（**）shangqulie？zoulubukandao，baedibaobeijizhuangrita（nonghuai）lie！pei！jinergebupeiqian，niwabao（buyao）xiangzou！”
laotoutuomoxingzipenlewangdaweiyilian，sangmendadenengzhentabantiaojie，dianxingpengcilaoyoutiaozuilian。
wangdaweibeizheiyisangzihoumengle，jiuyexingledaban。
takanzheyanqianzheizhenzhang，zaiditoukankanneigelianjiadesuliaoluopan，yiguxiehuo“cheng”dimaoleshanglai。
“**！nipengcideba？jiunizheipowanyierhaibaobei？quanbudabaoyejiu9kuai9，haidebaoyou！”
wangdaweiyonglixiangshuaikailaotoudeshou，quefaxianduifangliqidadechuqi，neigankudeshouzhixianghanzaitageboshangyiyang，“songshou！zaibusongshouwobaojinglea！”
“baojing？！”laotoushengyindouranbagaobadu，daizhekuqiang，yanjiluhuochunqing。
“nibao！niganjinbao！rangjingchatongzhipingpingli！ezheikeshiliubowenchuanxialaide‘xunlongdingxingpan’！dangnianliudajunshijiushikaotajizhuhongwudaxialedamingjiangshan！wujiazhibaoa！”
tazhizheluopansuliaoqiaoshangyidaoxiweideliehen，tongxinjishou。
“nikankan！doulielie！lingqidoupaoguanglie！echifandejiahuoshi，jiurangnizheisuisong（xiao**）jihuilie！wubaikuai！shaoyigezierdoubuxing！”
zhouweishunjianweilongleyiquankanrenaobuxianshidadechiguaqunzhong，zhizhidiandian，yilunfenfen。
“yo，liubowendeluopan？neisuanshiwenwuba……”
“zheixiaohuo，zhenshitaibukaiyanle！”
“bieshuopeiwubaia，peiwubaiwandoubuduo，neikeshiliubowenyongguode……”
“denghui，liubowen……mingchaoneihuiyousuliaoma？！”
zheixiexianyanxianyurangwangdaweiqidehunshenfadou，lianzhangdetonghong。
taxianzaidoubilianhaiganjing，bieshuowubai，wushidoumeiyou！
“womeiqian！”wangdaweigengzhebozi，“nizheipodongxizhiwubai？nizenmebuquqiangyinxing！”
“meiqian？”laotoudesanjiaoyanyideng，shangxiadaliangzhewangdawei，“kanniwachuanderenmogouyang，xianggexueshengwa，za？xianglaizhang？xing！egennihaozhe！kansheiaodeguoshei！”
tashuozhehuayi**zuozaidishang，jinjinbaozheneigelielefengdesuliaoluopan，kaishiganhao。
“aiyaya，meitianlilie！qifulaoshirenlie！edichuanjiabaoa……”
wangdaweikanzhezhouweiyuejuyueduoderen，tingzheneixiewengwengdeyilunsheng，ganjuebigangcaizaihuoguochengbeiqunchaohaiyaonankan。
tahenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
tongxuemenbiyidediaokanheyanqianzheilaowulaidezuilianzaitanaohailijiaotishanxian，judadequruganhewuliganjihujiangtayanmei。
“xingxingxing！biehaole！”wangdaweiyaozheya，shengyincongyafenglijichulai。
“suanwodaomei！wojintianmeidaiqian，mingtianwanshang，haishizheigedianer，zheigedifang，wojiniqian！wubaijiuwubai！”
tazhixiangganjintaolizheigerangtazhixidedifang。
laotoudeganhaojiaranerzhi，xiaoyanjinglishanguoyisibuyichajuedejingguang。
tahuyididaliangzhewangdawei：“zhende？niwakebenghunonge？”
“**aixinbuxin！”wangdaweijihushihouchulaide。
“neicheng！”laotouyipaidatui，malidizhanleqilai，paipai**shangdehui，bianlianbifanshuhaikuai。
“ekanniwamianxiang，buxianggelaizhangdi。mingtianwanshangbadian，bujianbusan！”tashenchuwugenshouzhizaiwangdaweiyanqianhuanglehuang。
wangdaweizhengtuokaineitieqianbandeshou，jikairenquntaoyesidechongchuleyeshi。
shenhousihuhaichuanlailaotouneiguanzhongqiangdedingzhu：“suiwa！jidedaiqian，500kuaia！”
wangdaweiyiliuxiaopaohuidaojiali，fumufangjianyijingxideng，zhiyouketingliuzheyizhanhunandexiaoyedeng，yingzhaozhebinglengdejiaju。
wangdaweixiangzuozeiyiyangliujinzijifangjian，fansuoshangmen，beikaozhemenbanhuazuodaodishang。
gaokaochengjidanjiurengzaishuzhuoshang，xiangzaiduitafachuwushengdechaofeng。
tamosuozhedakaichuangtoujuzuixiamiandechouti，taochuyigechendiandiandecunqianguan。
zheishitacongxiaoxuekaishizandelinghuaqian，chengzaizhetawushugexiaoxiaodeyuanwangsuipian——maizuixinkuandeyouxiji、quyiciyouleyuan、qinglinweiweichidunhaode……rujin，zheixiesuipiandouyaobianchengjineigelaopianzide“peichangjin”le。
tashenxiyikouqi，juqicunqianguan，henhenzazaidibanshang！
“哗啦——！”
yishengcuixiang，cunqianguansifenwulie。gangbenger、maopiao、jizhangzhoubabadeshikuaiershikuai，xiangzhakaideyanhua，sanluoyidi。
wangdaweijiuzhechuangwaitoujinlaideweiguang，guizaidishang，yidianyidiandibalazhe，xianggezaifeixulixunzhaoxiwangdeshihuangzhe。
zuihou，tabasuoyouqianlongzaiyiqi，jiezheshoujipingmudeguang，yizhangzhangshuguoqu。
“wumao，yikuai……shikuai……ershi……”hanshuishunzhetadeejiaohualuo。“erbaiershisankuaiwumao。”
wangdaweikanzheshoulizheiyixiaoduizhoubabadechaopiaoheyingbi，yigujudadehuangdanganhebeiaiyongshangxintou。
zheijiushitashiqinianrenshengjileixiadequanbu“caifu”，haibugoulaotoushuodeerfenzhiyi。
tazichaodixiaolexiao，xiaoshengzaijijingdefangjianlixiandegewaiqiliang。
“xingba，223kuai5，aiyaobuyao。”
tamolebalian，basuoyoudeqianhuluansaijinkudou。
pibeihejiujingdehoujingzaicixilai，talianyifudoumeituo，yitouzaidaozaichuangshang，chenchenshuiqu，mengliquanshihuoguochengdehongxiao、linweiweidebiyihelaopianzineizhangniuqudelian。
diertianwanshangbadian，taguyimocengdaohenwancaichumen，bikaifumu，chuaizhe“jukuan”qu“shushen”。
yeshiyijiuxuanxiao，laotouerdexiaoguatanyijingzhongxinzhilengqilaile，pobufanzizaiyefengliweiweihuangdang。
tazhengjinweizuozaixiaomazhashang，bimuyangshen，shouzhitouhaizaixigaishangqiasuanzheshenme，genzuowanneigesapodagundepengcilaowulaipanruoliangren。
kandaowangdaweiguolai，laotouhuanhuanzhengkaiyan。
neiyanshen，buzaishizuowandeshikuaijiaoxia，ershidaizheyizhongshensuihepingjing，fangfonengchuantourenxin。
gengrangwangdaweichayideshi，laotoukaikoubuzaishineikounongzhongdeguanzhongqiang，ershizizhengqiangyuandeputonghua：
“laile？haisuanshoushi。”
wangdaweilengleyixia，xiayishidibashoushenjinkudou，zuanjinleneituanzhoubabadeqian：“qianwodailaile，zhiyouerbaiershisankuaiwu，aiyaobuyao。duolemeiyou。”
tataochuqian，meihaoqidipaizaizhuozishang，yingbigunluolejimei。
laotoukandoumeikanneiduiqian，muguangxiangtanzhaodengyiyangzaiwangdaweilianshangsaoguo，fangfozaipingguyijianxishizhenbao。
taweiweihanshou，zuijiaogouqiyisishenmimocedexiaoyi：“qian？buzhongyaole。xiaoyou，laofuzuowanguannimianxiang，yintangfahei，meisuochouyun，jiaobuxufu，qiyundimi，naishidaxiongzhizhao，shuaishenfutizhixianga！”
wangdaweifanlegebaiyan：“shaolaizheitao！qianjinile，zanmenliangqing！”
他转身就想走。
还衰神附体？
tawangdaweixianzaijiushishuaishenbenshen！
“manzhe！”laotoushengyinbugao，quedaizheyizhongqitedechuantouli，rangwangdaweidejiaobubuyouzizhudidunzhule。
“xiaoyou，nijiubuxianggaibianzheimeiyundangtoudemingshu？buxiangjizijizhei……‘227fen’derensheng，zhaogefanpandechulu？”
laotoujingzhundichuozhonglewangdaweidetongchu。