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xinxianchuludedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《xuezhaxiuxianji：gaokaoluobang，fengshendengxian》jinqibeishouguanzhu，henduowangyouzaipinjianguohouduizuozhe“mianbaofuluwa”dewenbizanbujuekou，wenlizhurengongwangdaweilinweiweidexingxiangbeikehuadexuxurusheng，jingmiaojuelundegushizhuyaojiangshudeshi：“andieshizhongdide。anmencuntouyougesuanmingdelaoxiazi，kelingle！tashuoanminglidaidianxianqier，danmeishada……

精彩章节

8.多媒体教学？

shitaishang，**qingleqingsangzi，xiaoshengshuo：“nianqingrenjiushidajingxiaoguai”。

tamanyouyouditaiqiyoushou，duizheneisishanxuanfudefamensuiyidihuilehuixiuzi。

dongzuoqingmiaodanxie，rutongfuquyilihuichen。

嗡——！

neisishansanfazhebutongqixidefamen，liantongtamensanfachudeguangmang、weiya，rutongbeianxialeshanchujian，shunjianniuqu、mohu！

唰！

rutongfeizaopaopolie，guangyingyishanershi。

famenxiaoshile，liandaizhesiweifamendebanjibanzhuren，yeyitongxiaoshidewuyingwuzong！

judadelitangshunjianxianruyipiansiji。

suoyouxinshengdoumudengkoudaidikanzheneipiankongdangdangdedimian。gangcaineijingxindongpodeyimu，fangfozhishiyichangjitihuanjue。

下一秒——噗通！

yishengmenxiangbansuizhe“aiyo”detonghu，zaiyuanben“tianxian”famensuozaiweizhidehoufangjimichuxiangqi。

wangdaweiyiyigejiqilangbeide**duner，zhongzhongdishuaizailebingliangguanghuadeheishidimianshang！

shuaidetayanmaojinxing，weizhuiguchuanlaiyizhenjutong，chadianbageyefandoudianchulai。

taziyaliezuidirouzhe**，mangranditaiqitou。

zhouweishishuxidejudalitangqiongding，tongxuemenjingedemuguang，yijishitaishanglaoshimenneihunzazhetongqing、haoxiaohe“guoranruci”defuzayanshen。

“wo……womeisi？”wangdaweimolemozijidelian，youqialeqiadatui，zhenshidetongganrangtaquerenzijihaihuozhe。

jiehouyushengdeqingxingganhaimeiyongshanglai，yigubeifenyanmeileta。

tamengditiaoqilai，zhizhekongdangdangdeqianfang，chongzhe**kongsu：

“xiaozhang！neipomentashualiumang！tabangjia！woyaotousu！woyaozhuanzhuanye！woyaoquyouxianban！wobuxiangdangshenmegoupitianxian！wo……”

takangkaijiangdekongsuhaimeijinxingdao**，jiubei**qingpiaopiaodidaduanle。

“haole，wangtongxue。”**yijiushineifubolanbujingdebiaoqing，“fenbanyishiyijingyuanmanjieshu。famenxuanze，tianyinanwei。jirantianxianfamenxuanzhongleni，shuomingnigugeqingqi，tianfuyibing，mingzhongzhudingyaochengdancizhongren！zheishinidefuyuan，yeshixuexiaoderongxing！”

“fuyuangepi！rongxinggechuizi！wo……”wangdaweihaixiangjulilizheng。

“ng？”pangbianbaozhegebodejilvzhurenzhongkui，biqianglifachuyishengdichendelengheng。

neizhipushanbandedashousuiyiditailetai，zhangxinjianyinyinyouxixiaodelanbaisediansheyishanershi。

wangdaweirutongbeiqiazhulebozidegongji，suoyou**shunjiankazaihoulongli。

taganjuezijidetoufayoukaishigengendaoshu，gangcaibeizhangxinleiqiangzhikaijidekongbujiyishunjianhuilong。

tajiannandiyanlekoutuomo，bahoumiandehuashengshengyanlehuiqu。wanle，zheizeichuanshixiabuqule。

“henhao。”**manyididiandiantou，fangfogangcaineichang“menkuangbangjiaan”congweifasheng。

“xianzai，weigeweixinshengpeidaixiangzhengshenfendebiaoshi。”

huayingangluo，zhijian**taiqishou，duizhegegebanjidexinshengfangxiangqingqingyidian。

唰！唰！唰！唰！

sidaoyansegeyideguangmangrutonglingshebancongtadezhijianshechu，jingzhundifeixiangmeiyiweixinsheng。

wangdaweizhijuedeboziweiweiyiliang，ditouyikan——

yitiaokuanyueliangzhi、zhidicucao、canbaicanbaidebutiao，pingkongchuxianzaitabozishang！

butiaoliangduanchuizaixiongqian，xiangjile……nongcunbansangshishixiaozixiansundaidexiaodaizi！

butiaozhengzhongyang，haiyonganhongsedesixian，xiuzhelianggezhengningniuqudezhuanzi——“tianxian”！

yigulianjiaranliaohedandanmeiweideguguaiqiweizhichongbiqiang。

zheizaoxing，zheiyanse，zheiqiwei……wangdaweidelianshunjianlvle！zijizheishijisheidaixiaoni？

tajiangyingdizhuandongbozi，kanxiangqitatongxue。

xuanzedixianbandexinshengmen，bozishangduoleyitiaoshenzisedebutiao，xiangshiyongjiuchuanglianbugaide，shangmianxiuzhe“dixian”erzi，chuixialaidezhangdukuaituodaodishangle，zouludoudeyongshoutizhe。

sanxianbandezeshiyitiaocuilvsedebutiao，yansexianyandeciyan，shangmianxiuzhe“sanxian”，haiwaiwainiuniudihualegexiaojiuhulu，lvyouyoude，huoxiangdingzheyipianjudadejiucaiyezi。

zuicandeshiyouxianbanneiliaoliaojigexinsheng。

tamenbozishangguazhedeshi……yitiaoshihuangsedebutiao！

zhoubaba，bodetouguang，xiangshicongnagefeiqidemadaishangchexialaidebianjiaoliao，shangmianyongmozhiliaocaodixiezhe“youxian”erzi，neiyanse，neizhidi，jianzhicanburendu！

噗嗤！

buzhishinagexinshengmeirenzhu，kanzheyouxianbanneijiweitongxue，xiaochulesheng。

jinjiezhe，hongxiaoshengzailitanglimanyankailai。

“hahaha！kuaikan！xtuanwaimaijiadao！”

“huangpaojiashen！zheishiyaodengjia？”

“xiaosiwole！zheixiahao，jiusuanxiuxianbuchengchuquyebuchoumeidanweijieshoule！”

youxianbanneijigexinshenglianzhangdetonghong，henbudebanaodaimaijindili。

“sujing！sujing！”**nazhetadepolabaqiaoleqiaozhuozi，nuliyaxiahongxiao。

“tongxuemen！buyaozaiyizheixiexijie！zheijiaoyuanfubiaoshisitao！tianxianbaisitao，xiangzhengxiandaogaojie，xianchenburan！dixianzisitao，daibiaohoudezaiwu，genjishenhou！sanxianlvsitao，yuyishengjibobo，xiaoyaozizai！youxianhuangsitao……ng……daibiao……jiediqi！”

tadunledun，yibenzhengjingdibuchongdao：“xuexiaochongfenzunzhongmeiyiweitongxuedegexingfazhan，suoyibugaoqiangzhitongyidexiaofu！zheiyangduohao，baihuaqifang，gejutesema！”

tashuohuashiyanshenpiaohu，mingxiandiqibuzu。

taixiajigelaoshengpiepiezui，xianranzhidaozhenxiangshixuexiaoqiongdedingdangxiang，liantongyidecubudaopaodouzhibanbuqi。

“lingwai！”**deshengyindouranyansuqilai，muguangsaoguotaixiaguazhegese“shangdiaosheng”dexinshengmen，“haiyouyidianzhiguanzhongyao！nimenxuanzedexiuxianfamen，yijingqueding，bianluoxiatiandaoyinji，juewugenggaikeneng！ruoyourenxinshengwangnian，sixiatouxuetafa，huoshituzhuantoutamen……”

taguyitingdunleyixia，muguangbiandesenran，peihezhezhongkuiqiadaohaochudilenghengyisheng，zhangxinleiguangpipashanshuo。

“……bijiangyindongtianfa！”**deshengyinrutonghanbing，“qingzewuleihongding，pideniwaijiaolinen；zhongzelirenchuanxin，rangnitiyanwanjianzanxinzhitong！gengyoushenzhe，wansheshixin，yinfengguagu，baoguanrangniqiushengbude，qiusibuneng！chediduanjuexiuxianwangnian！suoyi，doujiwolaolaoshishi，daizaigezidemenli，biedongwaixinsi！”

zheifanhuarutongbingshuijiaotou，shunjianjiaomielexinshengmenxinzhongzuihouyisiyinwei“xiaofu”taichouerchanshengdezaodonghebuman。

liangangcaihaizaichaoxiao“xtuanxiantuan”dexinshengyejinruohanchan，xiayishidimolemozijibozishangneigenxiangzhengzhe“zhongshenbangding”debutiao，ganjueboziliangsousoude。

wangdaweimozhebozishangneitiaobingliangbangying、sanfameiweide“tianxianxiaodai”，zaixiangxiangnei“wuleihongdinglirenchuanxin”dejinggao，yikexinchedichendaolediqiulingyiduan。

wanle，zheixialiantangpingdetuiludoubeihansile。

taxianggeshuangdadeqiezi，niantoudanao，ganjuerenshengyipianhuian。

“xiamian，fenfajiaokeshu！”**yihuishou。

zhijianshitaishangjiweilaoshitongshiqiajuenianzhou。

guangmangshanshuojian，yibenbenhoubobuyi、caizhigeyideshujirutongxiayuban，pingkongchuxianzaixinshengmenmianqiandekongdishang，zhengzhengqiqidiluochenglexiaoshan。

wangdaweikanzhezijimianqianneiduidezuyoubanrengaodeshushan，yanzhuzichadiandiaochulai。

zuishangmianyiben，fengmianshishenlansedeyingqiao，shangmianyongtangjindedazixiezhe——《jichufuzhouxuejingbian（dijiuban）》。pangbianshi《neidantunaxinfatujie》、《yuwushurumenyujinjie》、《tonglingshujibenyuanlijianquancaozuoguifan》、《tiantinggongwenxiezuodaquan（hanbiaozhunmoban）》……

meiyibendouhoudenengdangbanzhuanfangshen！

“wodigeqinnianglei……”pangbianyigedixianmendexinshengkanzhemianqiantongyangguimodeshushan，fachulejuewangde**，“zhei……zheishiyaoxiuxianhaishiyaogaokaoa？meitingshuoxiuxianhaiyoulilunke！”

“jiushia！zheimeduoshu，kandaohounianmayuequ？”

“shenxianyeyaokaoshi？yeyaobeishu？wobuxin！”

“**！jianfu！womenyaokuailexiuxian！”

baoyuanshengciqibifu，xinshengmenkanzhemianqiandeshushan，yigegechoumeikulian，rutongbeipanlewuqituxing。

“ngheng！”zhongkuiyishenglengheng，rutongpingdijinglei。

taneizhibumanlaojian、yinyinyoudianguangtiaoyuedeyoushousuiyiditailetai。

滋啦——啪！

yidaoxixiaode、lanbaisededianhurutongdiaopidedianman，mengdicongtazhijiandanchu，jingzhundipizaigangcaijiaorang“jianfu”zuixiongdeneigexinshengjiaoqianbudaoyicundedimianshang！

heishidimianshunjianbeizhuochuyigejiaoheidexiaokeng，maoqiyilvqingyan！

“嘶——！”

suoyoubaoyuanshengrutongbeiqiaduandeluyinji，jiaranerzhi。

zhenggelitangshunjianluozhenkewen。

neigechadianbeipizhongdexinshengliandouhebaile，tuiyiruan，zhijiezuohuileshidengshang，zaiyebuganzhisheng。

qitaxinshenggengshijinruohanchan，lianhuxidoufangqingle。

zhongkuimanyidishouhuishou，baozhegebo，hushidandandisaoshiquanchang。

wangdaweiyebeineituruqilaideshandianheleyitiao，xiaoxinzangputongputongzhitiao。

tarenmingditanlekouqi，shenshounaqizuishangmianneiben《jichufuzhouxuejingbian（tianjiaodijiuban）》。

rushouchenzhong，fengmianbingliang。

tadaizheshangfendexinqing，suiyidifankailediyiye。

yingruyanliande，shimimimama、rutongguihuafubanniuqufanfudefuwen，yijidapiandapianjianseaokoudewenyanwenzhushi。

zhikanleyiyan，wangdaweijiujuedetouyunyanhua，naojiangzikaishifeiteng。

tatongkudibishangyan，ganjuezijidexiuxianzhiluhaimeikaishi，jiuyaobeizheixie“tianshu”chedimaizangle。

“wanle……zheibigaozhongshuxuehaikongbu……”tajuewangdidiguzhe，busixindiyouzhengkaiyan，xiangzaizhengzhayixia。

raner，jiuzaitamuguangzaiciluodaoshuyeshangdeshunjian——

异变再生！

shuyeshangneixieyuanbenjingzhibudong、rutongsiwudefanfufuwen，turanxiangshihuoleguolai！

tamenniuquzhe，rudongzhe，rutongyongyouleshengming！

jinjiezhe，yigegeyouximiguangdiangouchengde、muzhidaxiaodexiaoren，jingrancongneixiefuwenzhong“zhan”leqilai！

zheixiexiaorenxingtaigeyi，youdechuanzhegupodedaopao，youdeguangzhebangzi，youdeshenzhidingzheyiduimaorongrongdeerduo。

tamenjiuzaineifanhuangdeshuyeshang，paizhedui，kaishilebiaoyan！

zhijiandiyigexiaoren，shuangshouqiajue，kouzhongniannianyouci，suirantameiyouchusheng，dandongzuoquejiqichuanshen。

xiaorendezhijianbengfachuyidaoweiruodehongguang，zaishuyeshanglingkonghuachuyigewaiwainiuniu、danjiegouwanzhengdehuoqiufu！

huawanhou，neifuluhai“pu”diyisheng，maochuyixiaocuzhenshidehuomiao，suijiyouximie，zhiliuxiayilvqingyan。

diergexiaorengengmeng，tashentiyiniu，shunjianfenliechengsangeyimoyiyangdexiaorenfenshen！

sangexiaorentongshidongzuo，peihemoqi，gezihuafu，zuihousanzhangfuluheerweiyi，xingchengyigegengfuzadezuhefuzhen，guangmangshanshuo！

disangexiaorensihushigefanmianjiaocai，tahuafushishouyidou，fuluxiantiaohuawaile。

jieguoneifulu“peng”diyixiazhakai，baxiaorenzijizhadehuitoutulian，fanzhegentoufeichuleshuyebianyuan，xiaoshibujian……

wangdaweideyanzhuzidengdeliuyuan，zuibazhangchengleoxing，xiabadoukuaidiaodaoshushangle！

zhei……jiaokeshuhaizidaiquanxitouying+qingjingju？duomeitijiaoxueazheishi？

他赶紧又翻了几页。

guoran，neidantunaneibenshushang，yigexiaorenpanxierzuo，shentineibuliangqiqingxidejingluotu，yigudanjinsedeqiliuyanzhetedingdeluxianhuanhuanyunxing，pangbianhaiyoujiantoubiaozhuzhe“qichendantian”、“baoyuanshouyi”dengwenzishuoming。

yuwushuneibenshushang，jigexiaorenzhengzhihuizheweisuobandefeijian、tongqian、shenzhixiuhuazhenzaikongzhongfeilaifeiqu，yanshizhegezhongcaokongjiqiao。

“**……”wangdaweixinzhongdejuewangganshunjianbeijudadexinqiheyisisixingfenchongdanlebushao。

zheiwanyier，kebiganbabadekebenyouyisiduole！

suiranneirongyijiushenao，danzhishaobuhuineimecuimianle。