5.一碗要命汤
“nai……naiheqiaobianmaiwangqingshuide……mengpo？”wangdaweiganjueshetouyoudiandajie，muguangbushoukongzhidizaitaqipaolingkouneiyipianxuebaijifushangsaoguo。
“niyaoshizaiwangbugaikandedifangpiao，woxianzaijiukeyiqingniheyiwanyo，hehe……”mengposhentiweiweiqianqing，neigouhunshepodesangyinshunjianbiandebinglenghenli。
wangdaweixinligedengyitiao，ganjinditoubuyu，zhengzhangrenqiaoqiaocoudaotaerduobianshuo：“zhiqianyougexinsheng，jimengpolaoshixieqingshu，jieguo……”
“jieguozenmele？”wangdaweimaizhetou，naomenshangximidehanzhuyicengcengwangwaishen。
zhengzhangrenyadishengyinshuo：“xianzaihaizaijingshenbingyuan，yanjiuziwohebenwo……”
taliangzaichuangkouxiaoshengdigu，mengpohuiguoshen，shoushangnazheyibahuangtongyaochi，dixiangwangdawei。
suizhetadedongzuo，yigunongyude、nanyixingrongdeyouxiangpiaoleguolai。
“re，yaochinahao，xuanzisanhao，nishiqinshidiyigebaodaode，puweizijixuanba。zheishisusheguanliguiding，nahuiquzijikanzixile。”
wangdaweikanzhemengpodiguolaideyibenhoudukanbi《kangxizidian》deshu，zhanweiweidiwen：“zheishi……suguanguiding？！”
mengpoyanzuiqingxiao：“yigongsanbailiushiwukuan，siqianjiubaijiushijiutiao，nihuiqumanmanxiaohua……”
tadunledun，yanboliuzhuan，daizheyisicuxia，“tebieshi……nannvqinshiyanjinhuchuanzheiyitiao。jizhule，xiaoshuaige，bieshuoyixingtongxue，jiushidaizhimumaojinqu……”tatuozhanglediaozi，hongchunbiandexiaoyijiashen，daizheyizhongweixiandewumei，“……houguoma，keshihenyanzhongdee。”
wangdaweixiayishidijieleyaochi，bingliangdejinshuchuganrangtashaoweihuiledianshen，dannaozilihaishiyunhuhude，guishishenchadijiujieleju：“nei……neirengouqingweileni？”
huayichukoutajiuhouhuile。
guoran，mengpolianshangdexiaorongshunjianxiaoshi，neishuanggouhunshepodeyanjingweiweiyimi，mouguangshunjianbiandebinglengruili，rutongcuiledudebingzhen，zhizhicixiangwangdawei。
yiguwuxingdehanyishunjianlongzhaoleta，fangfozhouweidekongqidouxiajianglehaojidu。
wangdaweiganjuezijixiangbeiyitiaomeilierzhimingdedushedingshangle，houbeidehanmao“shua”yixiaquanlileqilai！
“he，”mengpofachuyishengjiqingdelengxiao，xiabachaosushelourukoupangbiandeqiangbiyangleyang，“kanjianqiangshangguadeneixieheibaizhaopianlema？neidoushizhiqianxiangyanjiu‘rengouqingweile’deqianbeimen，xianzai……”
tahongchunqingqi，youyoutuchujigebinglengdeziyan，“……douzainaiheqiaoneitoujianpiaoni。hehehe……”
wangdaweishunzhetashiyidefangxiangyikan，dunshitoupifama！neimianqiangshangguoranguazheyipaixiaoxiaode、xiangqianzaiheisexiangkuanglideheibaibanshenzhao！
zhaopianshangdenanshenggegeyanshendaizhi，biaoqingniuqu，chongmanlemimanghetongku！
yiguhanqicongweizhuiguzhichongtouding，tahedeyigejiling，shoumangjiaoluandibayaochisaijinkoudai，jihushiliangundaipaditaolilemengpodeshixian，zuilihuluanyingzhe：“zhi……zhidaole！menglaoshizaijian！”touyebuganhuidichongjinlesusheloudao。
shenhou，chuanlaimengpoyishengyonglaneryiweishenzhangdeqingxiao。
xuanzisanhaofangzaierlouzoulangjintou。
tuikaizhiyazuoxiangdelvsemumen，yiguchennianhuichenhunhezhexiaodushuideqiweipumianerlai。
fangjianbuda，sizhangshangxiapudetiejiazichuangkaoqiangbaifang，chuangqibanbo，luchuanhongdetiexiu。zhongjianfangzheyizhangbumanhuahendejiumuzhuo。
wangdaweizhaoleyizhangkaomendexiapu，babeibaowangguangtutudemubanchuangshangyireng，yi**tanzuoxialai，jiehouyushengbandizhangyulekouqi。
“wangshidi，”menwaichuanlaizhengzhangrendeshengyin，tatantoujinlai，tuiletuibiliangshangdehouyanjing，“puweixuanhaoleba？wodainiqushitangchidiandongxi，shuxixiahuanjing，shunbianbafankalingle。”
wangdaweixinbuzaiyandegenzhezhengzhangrenzouchusushe，raoguodalitang，beihoujiushishitang——wuweiju。
wangdaweizixiguanchaleyixia，zheishitangdezaoxingyuekanyueyanshu，zhidaotafaxian，zaimeigeyongcanweizhigejiandeqiangjiao，douyouyigezhangtiaodeshicao，wangdaweihuranjingjue：“zheishishitanghaishizhuquan？！”
zhengzhangrengangayixiao：“huanjingshichadianla，danshifuguidashifudeshouyijueduimeideshuola，neikeshizaowangyedeqinchuandiziya，dengxianijiuzhidaoleya。”
shuowan，lazhewangdaweizoudaoyigedafandechuangkou，chaozhelimianhanleyiju：“fuguishifu，xuexiaolaixinrenle。”
yigeweizhezhanmanyouwudebaiseweiqun、shencaiyuangungun、naodaiyeyuangungundeguangtoupangzizhengnazheyigezhangbingtieshaozaiguolijiaohe。
tatingjiandongjing，zhuanguoshen，yizhangyuanlianshangduimanleheqidexiaorong，yanjingmichengliangtiaofeng，huoxianggemilefo。zhishineiweiqunshangdewuzihepidouzijiaoshuixie，rangtakanqilaigengxiang……yigesiyangyuan。
“yo！zhengtongxue，daixinrenlaila？”pangzishengyinhongliang，daizhehaoshuangreqing，“lailailai，zheiweixiaotongxue，yikanjiufengchenpupuehuaile！laomaneipoche，nengbarenchangzidianchulai！shujinishengwantang，nuannuanwei，yayajing！”
zheigezicheng“fuguishu”depangshifubuyoufenshuo，naqiyigebianyuanhuokoudedahaiwan，congpangbianyigegudugudumaozhereqidedahaobuxiugangbaowentongli，yaolemanmanyidawanshenhesedetangshui。
neitangkanzheyouxiexianglvdoutang，quedaizheyiguzhongcaoyaodeweidao。
“fuguishu，zhei……”zhengzhangrensihuxiangshuoshenme。
“meishimeishi！”fuguishudashouyihui，reqingdibadahaiwansaidaowangdaweishouli，“xintongxuejianmianli！changchang！wofuguideshouyi，yinyangerqitang！dabu！waimianxianghedouhebuzhe！”
wangdaweikanzheshoulizheiwanreqitengtengde“jianmianli”，youkankanfuguishuneizhangreqingyangyideyuanlian，buyouzizhufangxialejiexin。xinxiangbijingshixuexiaoshitang，hainengdusizijibucheng？
tapengqiwan，chuilechuireqi，shizheheleyixiaokou。
weidao……youdianguai，xiangshizhuguotoudelvdoutanglijialeyizhengpingfengyoujing，youchongyouxin。
danruhouzhihou，juranyouguqiyidehuigan。
yexushizhendeyiludianboyouxieele，yexushifuguishudeyanshentaiguoyinqie，wangdaweixinyiheng，gudonggudong，bayizhengwantangguanlexiaqu！
yiguwenredeganjueshunzheshidaohuaruweili，chushihaitingshufu。
raner，jiuzaitangshuiluodudexiayimiao——hong！
yigubaozhaxingdereliumengdicongweilizhakai！rutongduzililuojinyikeshoulei！youxiangyouwushugangzhen，shunzhexueguanjingmai，fengkuangdixiangsizhibaihai、wuzangliufuchuanci！
“呃啊！”
wangdaweifachuyishengqilidecanhao，shouzhongdehaiwan“kuangdang”yishengdiaozaidishangshuaidefensui。
talianggeyanqiushunjianbumanxuesi，tulechulai！
quanshendepifuyirouyankejiandesudubiandetonghong、guntang，shenzhinengkandaopifuxiaxueguanzaijuliedibodong、pengzhang！
wangdaweijuedezijixiangyizhibeirengjinfeishuilidexiami，tongkudiquansuoqilai，shentibushoukongzhidijuliechouchu，hanshuirutongpububanyongchu，shunjianjintouleyifu，jingranyinyueshengtengqilvlvbaisezhengqi！
“wo……wo……”tahoulonglifachuhehedeguaixiang，yanqianzhenzhenfahei，ganjuequanshendexueguansuishihuixiangguanmanqideqiqiuyiyangbaokai！
“aiyaya！huailehuaile！”fuguiyipaitaneiguangliuliudenaomen，kanzhedishangtongkufangun、hunshenchihongdewangdawei，aonaodizhiduojiao，“zheixiaozizenmeyidianlingligenjidoumeiyou？tizhiyetaixule！zheiwantang……jingtoudalediana！”
zhengzhangrenyeheshale，shouzuwucuodizhanzaiyipang。
“kuai！xiaozheng！dabashou！”fuguishuyegubushangweiqunshangdeyouwule，zhaohuzhengzhangren，liangrenshoumangjiaoluandijiaqiyijingyishimohu、shentiguntang、haizaiwuyishichouchudewangdawei，xiangtuomadaiyiyang，jiannandibatawangsusheloufangxiangtuoqu。
liangrenhaoburongyibawangdaweinonghuixuanzisanhaofang，rengdaotaneizhangyingbanchuangshang。
wangdaweitanzaineili，zhishengxiadaoqidefener，hunshenshitou，pifuyijiutangdeheren，meiyicihuxidoudaizhezhuotong。
fuguimolebaetoudehan，xinyouyujididunang：“xianzaidenianqingren，dizitaibo！yiwanyinyangerqitangdoukangbuzhu……ai！”
tayaoyaotou，duitanzaichuangshangyidongbudongdewangdaweihanleyiju：“xiaozi！tingzhua！zheiwantangnengbangnitongqiqiao、kaibamai，duidatonglinggendayouhaochu……”
shuowan，tajizhengzhangrenliuxiayijuhua：“bangeshichenhaibujianhao，jiurangxiaozhangjiaotajiarenlailingguhuiba……”shuowancongconglikaile，liuxiazhengzhangrenyilianmengbikanzhewangdaweixiangtiaobinsideyuyiyangtanzaiyingbanchuangshang。
dagaiguolebangexiaoshi，wangdaweihunshenzhuotongdeganjuecaijianjianxiaotui，suizhierlai，sizhibaihaijingranshuobuchudelingdongqingbian，tounaoyebiwangchanggengjiakonglingqingxing。
kanlaifuguizheiwantangqueyouqixiao，kenengzhenshitaziji“dizitaibo”，chengshoubuzhuyaoxingbale。
zhengzhangrenkanzhewangdaweihaozhuan，xuanzhedexinyecaijianjianfangxia，jiwangdaweidaolebeishuifangzaizhuozishang，zhufutashentiganghuifuduojingyang，genzhejiuzouchulefangmen。
zhengzhangrengangzoudaomenbian，huranxiangqishenme，huitouduiwangdaweishuo：“mingtianzaoshangbadian，zaidalitanggaoxinshengruxuedahui，wangshidi，nikeqianwanbiechidaoa。”jiaodaiwanzheijuhua，zhengzhangrentouyebuhuilikailesushe。
xinshengdahui？dalitang？haimingtianyizaobadian？
wangdaweihoulonglifachuyishengweiruo、siya、chongmanlewujinbeifenhejuewangde**：
“laozi……buxiang……shang……zaoba……a！”