6.zhongkuide“tianleijiaoxingfuwu”
“ganendexin~ganxieyouni~banwoyisheng……”
poluosidegesheng，jiazazhezizilaladedianliuzaoyin，zaikongkuangdexuexiaoxiangqi！shengyinzhida，zhendesusheloupojiudechuangkuangdouzaiwengwengzhandou，huichensusuluoxia。
“我——操——！”
xuanzisanhaofangli，wangdaweibeichuangwaineizhenxinaode“duomingmoyin”chaodebaozou，congyingbanchuangshangdanleqilai！
youyudongzuofudutaida，qianchedaoquanshenmeiyicunjiroudoufachusiliebandejutong。
zuotianneiwan“yinyangerqitang”deyuweihaizaisinve，wuzangliufuxiangshibeiyiqunhuangjinlishiyonglangyabangroulinguo，huoshaohuoliaodichoutong。
tacikenaodaigengxiangbeisaijinleyigezhengzaishigongdejiaobanjili，wengwengzuoxiang，zhangtongyulie。
neipaodiaode《ganendexin》haizaiqieerbushedihongzha，yibianyouyibian，rutongcuimingmozhou。
“gangepideen！”wangdaweiwuzhekuaiyaozhakaidetaiyangxue，tongkudiquansuoqilai，yongzhentousisiwuzhuerduo。
danneichuantoulijiqiangdemoyinhaishiwanqiangdizuanlejinlai。
“daqingzaodehaosanga！hairangburangrenhuole！”wangdaweiganjuezijilijingshenbengkuizhichayibu。
tahuranjiqi，zuotianzhengzhangrenzouzhiqianjiaodaiguo，jintianzaobashixinshengruxuedahui，yushijibuqingyuandizhengzhazhecongchuangshangpaqilai，meiyibudouxiangshicaizaidaojianshang。
sushelilingwaisangechuangweihaikongzhe，kanlaishengxianeijigedaomeidanduobanshiliuhaole。
wangdaweituozheguanleqiandeshuangtuinuodaozoulangjintoude“shuifang”。
shuilongtouxiudelihai，ningchudeshuidaizhehunzhuodetiexiuseheyiguzituxingwei。
wangdaweihuluanpengqishuiwanglianshangpo。
bingliangcigudeshuijidetayiduosuo，shaoweiqusanleyidiannaozilidehunchen，danjingzilineizhanglianyijiuqiaocuidexiangbeixiganleyangqi，yanwoshenxian，zuichunganlieqipi。
wangdaweicaocaoshoushileyixia，yibusanhuangdichaozuotianneigepojiuliangcang——yejiushi“dalitang”zouqu。
peihezhezhouweizhei“feiqixiangzhenfu”dehuanjing，wangdaweiyuefajuedezijishidiaojinleyigedaxingzhuanyehuadezhapiantuanhuowodian。
buzhidaodenghui**huibuhuishuo“jintianshuidiban，mingtiandanglaoban”？
kuaidaolitangmenkoushi，wangdaweiyanjiaoyuguangpiejianqiangjiaoyougeshenyingzaihuangdong。
他歪过头瞥眼看去。
yigeganbieshouxiaodelaotou，chuanzhejianxidefabai、dalehaojigebudingdezanglansezhongshanzhuang，daizheyidingruantatadelanseganbumao。
tagoulouzheyao，shoulinazheyibatulemaodeposaozhou，mantuntundisaozhedishangdeluoye。
neidongzuo，yuqishuoshizaisaodi，burushuoxiangshizaihuafu。
laotouyibianjixiedihuidongzhesaozhou，yibiancezhelian，neishuangzangzailaohuajingpianhoumiandexiaoyanjing，zhengzhigougoudi、yizhabuzhadidingzhewangdawei！
neiyanshenjiqifuza！daizheyizhongshenshi、tanjiu，shenzhihaiyouyisi……weisuo？
xiangshilaoguanggunzaidaliangyibenguang**meinvdeguali，youxiangshigudongfanzifaxianleyijianmengchendebaobei，yanshenlasi。
wangdaweibeitakandehunshenhanmaodaoshu，yiguhanqishunzhetouding，manmanxiangzhonghoupianxiabuweiyouzou。
taxiayishidiwuzhulezijidetunbu，jiaoxiadebuzigenzhejiakuai，maitouduokaileguailaotoudezhushi。
neilaotoujiantajiasu，saozhouhuidegengqijingle，shenzhihaiwailewaitou，zuijiaoliekaiyigeguguaidexiaorong，luchujikecanchabuqidehuangya，duizhewangdaweidefangxiang，yinbiyoukeyidijilejiyan！
一个飞眼！
wangdaweijiaoxiayigelieju，tatoupishunjianzhakai！
zheitamashenmeqingkuang？！zheipoxuexiaocongbaoandaosuguanzaidaozheisaodidelaotou，jiumeiyigezhengchangrenma？
budui，jiulian“zhengzhangren”yebuzhengchang！
tabuganzaikan，jihushiliangundaipadichongdaolelitangneishanjudaqiebumantiexiudepomenqian。
neilaotouwushengdefeiyanheweisuodexiaorong，xiangluoyinyiyangkezailetanaozili，bineipaodiaode“ganendexin”hairangtaxinlifandu。
shenxiyikouqi，daizheyizhongbenfuxingchangdebeizhuanggan，wangdaweiyongjinquanshenliqi，mengdituikailedalitangneishanchenzhongpobaidemumen。
“zhiya……galala……”
menzhouzhuandong，menneidejingxiang，rangwangdaweishunjianshihua，zuibazhangdajihunengsaijinyigequantou！
waimiankan，zheimingmingjiushigezhijingbuguoshijimi、pobaibukandelaojiuliangcang！kemenlimian……queshiyigechaohuxiangxiangdejudakongjian！
qiongdinggaodewangbudaoding，fangfozhitongshensuidetianqiong，wushuxiangyun、liuxiazaidingshangpiaoyou，bushiyoujizhicaifeng、luanniaohexianhefeiguo，banzheshengshengtiming，huaguoqiongdingtianji。
yanxiayunai、ruiniaomingqin，gouchengleyifuhaohanshenmidejiutianxianjingtu。
jiaoxiashiguanghuarujing、wenrunruyudeheiseshizhidimian，daoyingzhetoudingdexiaguang，fangfoxingzouzaiyuzhouzhijian。
zhenggelitangxiangshitupolekongjiandejuxian，xiangzhehaohanwuyindetiandiyanshenchuqu。
zheijudadehuanjingkongjianli，yijingyoubushaorentiqianjujiqilai。
cucukanqu，zhishaoyouxiaoyibaihaoren！
kaojinmenkoudequyu，xixilalazuozheershilaigehewangdaweiyiyangmanlianmengdong、dongzhangxiwangxuesheng。kanmoyangjiuzhidao，doushijinnianlaidexinguadanzi。
tamenhoumianjipai，zezuozhejishigechuanzhetongyizhishi、danxinjiuchengdubutong、yanseyelveyouchayide“gailianghanfu”dexuesheng，yinggaijiushigaonianjideshixiongshijiele。
zheixielaoshengmenmingxiandandinglexuduo，youdezaibimuyangshen，youdezaixiaoshengjiaotan，youdeshenzhinazheshoujishuashipinkanxiaoshuo——lianshangdoushiyifu“xinrenmeijianguoshimian”dedanran。
zuiqianfang，shiyigelvegaochudimiandeshitai。shitaishangbaifangzheyizhangzhangtiaohuiyizhuo。
zhuozihoumian，zuozheshilaigeren，gegeqidubufan，chuanzhedabanyewuhuabamen，dandoutouzheyiguzifeizhuliudexianqi。
zhengzhongyangzuozhede，ziranshichuanzheneijianbanjiuzhongshanzhuang、zhengjinweizuo、nulibaichuweiyanzitaide**xiaozhang。
tapangbian，zuozhejigewangdaweizuotianjianguohuomeijianguode“zhongliangjirenwu”：
suguanmengpohuanleyishensuyadeyuebaiseqipao，yijiumeiyanbukefangwu，yonglandikaozaiyibeishang，xiuzhangdeshouzhijianbawanzheyizhibiyuchai，yanboliuzhuanjianfengqingwanzhong，yuzhouweidexianjingxiangdeyizhang。
baoanduizhangwanglingguanhuanleyishenjinkuijinjia，baozhetaneigenheichenchendeduangun，zuoderutongbiaoqiangbanbizhi，yanshenruiliruyingsun，saoshizhequanchang，beitamuguangsaodaodexinshengwubujinruohanchan。
yigechuanzhexidefabai、dazhebudingdegudaishushengpao、toudaifangjin、shoulihainazhegejudamaobidezhongniannanren，zhengjinweizuo，shenqingyansu。wangdaweitingjigelaoshengyilun，zheishitushuguanzhurenkuixing。
kuixingshenbian，zuozheyigebaotouhuanyan、luosaihuzidedahan。
tadeshengaohewanglingguanbuxiangshangxia，yezailiangmikaiwai，shenshangchuanzhejianchanghuaidezhehongseguanpao、yaojianguazheyichuantongqian、jiaodengyishuangheisedebaidichaoxue。
tazhengbunaifandiyongshouzhiqiaozhezhuozi，fachudongdongdemenxiang。
tinghoumianderenjieshao，zheijiushijilvzhuren——guiwangzhongkui！
shitangdefuguishifuyeheranzaizuo，tahuanxialeneishenyouwuweiqun，chuanlejianmianqiangsuanganjingdezanglanseduijinguazi，yuanlianyiranshiyifuheshandexiaorong。
zhishineixiaorongpeishangtaneizengliangdeguangtou，zenmekandouxianggangfangxiatudaodetufu。
haiyoujigewangdaweiburenshideren：
lianggetoudaifangjin，shenchuanhechangdedaoshizhengzaijiaotoujieer，qizhongyigeshenhoubeizheyibingbaojian，lingyigezeshishounayibingfuchen。
yigetoudaijinxianguan、shenchuanchaofuderen，zhengnazheyigexiaobenpinmingxiezheshenme。
zaiyizhongjiaoshituanchengyuanzhong，youlianggerenzuirangwangdaweizhuyi，yigeshenchuanmayisupaodelaotou，congwangdaweigangjinmenjiukanjiantazaishuijue，sihuzheicaozadehuanjingduitaquanwuyingxiang。
lingyigeshiyigeyichanggaotiaoshouxuedeshenying，zuozaijiaoshituanzuikaobian，yishenheiyiheipaobazijiguodeyanyanshishi，naodaishangdaizheyidingdongpoguan，chuixiayikuaiheishazhezhulelian。
zhei……zheidoushenmezaoxinga？shizhendeshenxian？haishixingweiyishucosplay？
wangdaweiganjuezijidecpuzhengzaimaoyan，taganjinzhaolegejiaoluodekongwei，suozhebozizuoxia，jinliangjiangdizijidecunzaigan。jiupanzheganjinkaiwanhui，zaodianhuisusheshuijue！
yankanzhexueshengquandoudaoqi，litanglixiangqileyizhenyouyuandezhongming。
“ke！ke！”**qingleqingsangzi，naqiyigechanzhejiaobudekuoyinlaba，pailepai，fachupupudezayin。
“tongxuemen！anjing！anjing！”tadeshengyintongguoneipolabachuanchulai，daizheyanzhongdeshizhenhedianliuzaoyin，xiaoguoganren。
“shouxian，wodaibiaohuaxiaminsukexuezhiyexueyuanquantijiaozhiyuangong，reliehuanyingxinyijiedeershiwuweitongxue，jiaruwomenzheige……wenxinhexie、jijixiangshangdexiuxiandajiating！”
taixiaxiangqixixilala、youqiwulidezhangsheng，zhuyaoshilaoshenghejigelaoshipaide。
xinshengmenzeduobanshiyilianmangran。
“womenxuexiaolishiyoujiu，diyunshenhou，shizililiangqiangda……”**kaishiletadezhangpiandalun。
congshangguhonghuangshuodaofengshendazhan，congtiantinggaigeshuodaorenjianjiku，congxiuxiandebiyaoxingshuodaobaofenpeideyouyuexing……yudiaopingwen，haowubolan，rutonglaoheshangnianjing，youxiangcuimianshidediyu。
tashoulineifenfayangao，houderutongyinghancidian，bantianbujianfanye。
wangdaweizuozaiyingbangbangdeshidengshang，**luodeshengteng。
zuotiandezhetengjiashangzaoshanghaiweisanjindeqichuangqi，pibeiganrutongchaoshuibanyonglai。
**neihaowuyingyangdeguanqiangtaohua，xiangwushuzhiwengwengjiaodecangyingzaitanaozilipanxuan。
tadeyanpiyuelaiyuechen，naodaikaishibushoukongzhidi“jibensuimi”。
“……suoyi，xiuxianzhidao，guizaijianchi！yaonaidezhujimo，jingdeqiyouhuo，shoudezhubenxin……”**deshengyinyuelaiyuepiaohu，yuelaiyueyuan……
jiuzaiwangdaweidenaodaichedidaladaoxiongkou，zuijiaoliuchuyizhangtiaokoushuideshihou。
“啪嚓！”
yidaociyanduomudelanbaisedianshe，haowuzhengzhaodisilieledalitangneirouhedeguangxian，bansuizheyishengjingtiandongdidezhaxiang！
王大伟，挨雷劈了！
dianguangjingzhunwubidipizaiwangdaweitoudingshangfangbuzubanmichudexukong！
kuangbaodedianliushunjianzhaliekailai，kongqizhongmimankaiyigunongliedechouyangwei！
“嗷——！”
wangdaweifachuyishengqilidebusirenshengdecanjiao！
zhenggerenxiangshizhuanglediancidanshe，shunjiancongshidengshangdanqisanchigao！youzhongzhongshuailuozaidi！
taquanshendemaofabeidianliu**degengendaoshu，huoxiangyizhizhalemaodeciwei！
yizhanglianhedecanbai，xinzangzaixiongqianglifengkuangleigu，jihuyaoconghoulonglibengchulai！quanshendejiroudouzaibushoukongzhidijuliejingluan！
wangdaweitanzaidishang，dakoudakoudichuanzhecuqi，erduoliwengwengzuoxiang，yanqianjinxingluanwu。
guolehaojimiao，tacaizhanweiweiditaiqitou。
zhijianjilvzhurenzhongkui，buzhiheshiyijingzhanleqilai，taneizhipushanbandedashouhaibaochizhexiangqianxupidezishi。
zhongkuidezhangxinjianliaoraozheyilvlvxixiaode、shangweisanjindelanbaisedianguang。
tabaoyanyuanzheng，luosaihuzigengenjizhang，rutongmiaolidenumujingang，shengruhongzhong，zhendezhenggelitangwengwengzuoxiang：
“kaixuedianli！yansuchanghe！qirongnizheisihanshui？！zaiyouxiaci——”taneizhihaimaozhedianhuohuadeshouzhangmengdiyiwo，yituanlanzisededianqiupipabaoxiang，“——zhangxinleisihou！rangnishuigegou！”
zhongkuixionghendemuguangrutongshizhidedaozi，zaitaixiasuoyouxinshenglianshangguaguo。
beitasaodaodexuesheng，wubujinruohanchan，tingzhiyaoban，shuiyiquanwu。
wangdaweiliangundaipadizuohuishidengshang，shuangshousisizhuazhushidengbianyuan，zhijiadoukuaiqiajinshitoulile。
zheitamashijilvzhuren？sheijiajilvzhurenyongtianleijiaoxingfuwua？！