第4章 找个母老虎当老婆

yexinlaibujixixiang,takanleyixiashoujipingmushangxianshideshijian,limayishidaoruguozijiyaoshizaimocengxiaqujiukuaichidaole。

yushitalimahuanhaoyifuxialelou,laidaoshiwusuo。

gangdaobangongshi,tajiukandaoluouzaidengta。

“nizuotianqunaerle?”luoukaikoubianshizhiwen。

yexinchenlian,meiyouhuidaluoudehua。

tanaqiwenjiangangyaokan,luoushangqianjiangwenjianheleqilai,rengzaiyipang,shuangshouqianzhizheyexinneixianshoudeshuangjian。

tazhengzhongdizhushizhetadeshuangyan,wendao:“wozaiwennihuani,nizuotianqunaerle,wodadianhuajiyebobo,tashuonimeihuiqu。”

“houlaihuiqule。”yexinlengmodihuidazhe,“nilaopomeipeiniguoshengria,lulvshi?”

“bieyongzheizhongyuqigenwoshuohua,wozhidaonizuotianshuodeshiqihua,nishiaiwode,woyeshiainide,womenmendanghudui,zhiyeyiyang,meiyourenherenbiwomengengxiangpeile。”luoudezifudiyicirangyexinfangan。

“shuowanle?”yexindetaidupingjingdekepa,zuotiantazhisuoyishangxin,shiyinweiyishijieshoubuleluoudeliangjifanzhuan。

danshijingguoyiwandexili,jiashangtaganggangneimelisuodangrandezhiwen,tafaneryixiazihuoranle。

“wodaoqian,wofansheng,keyileba!”luouhongzheyexin,“wanshangyiqichigefan,jiutiaonizuixihuandeneijiacanting。”

“nizijichiba!wozheijitiandouyaoshangting,tebiemang。woxianzaiyaozhunbeishangtingdeziliao,meikonggenbierendelaogongtanyixiegengongzuowuguandeshiqing,lulvshi,qingnichuqu。”yexinchensheng,taiduzaimingxianbuguole。

luoudiantou,naixinshizudiweixiaozhe,“meiguanxi,nihaizaiqitoushang,wozhidao。wozhixianggaosuni,woxianzaimeiyongliangbushoujile,wojiuyongyibu,wobasuoyounvrendeweixinhaodoushanchule,buxinnikeyicha。”

“lulvshi……”yexinzhongzhongditixingleyisheng。

luousongkaiyexin,gangadixiaozhe,“yexin,wojinisantianshijian,santianhoubuzhunshengqile,zhidaoma?”

yexinchenmo,yanshenyidongbudongdidingzhebangongshidemenkou。

luoumingbaitadeyisi,limachoushenlikai。

menyiguan,yexinkaishimangliuzhe,tanonghaoziliaohoujiaoshangzhuliyiqiganwangfating。

chulihaoyiqieshiqinghou,zaizouchufatingdeshihou,yexinpibeidinieleyixiayanjiao。

“yelvshi,nihaihaoba!”zhuliguanxindiwenzhe。

yexindiantou,“haixing,duile,zaoshangshibushihaiyoushiqing?”

“shide,womenxianzaiyaoqufengxinjituandefawubu,guanyushangbiaoqinquanandeshiqing,fengxinjituandefuzongguowenle,suoyitamenfawubutebiezhongshizheigecase。”

“然后呢?”

“fengxinjituandefawubuxiangyuewomenguoqutanyixia。”zhulibuchongleyiju。

“tamenyuetan,weishenmetamenrangwomenguoqu,erbushitamenfawubuderenyuandaowomenshiwusuoqutan?”yexinchensheng。

“wowenguole,yinweifengxinjituandefuzongjintianyaoqinzigenwomentanzheigeanzi,suoyi……”zhulidunleyixia,meizaijixushuo。

“suoyiwomenderangtamenqianzhebizizou?”yexindiyiciduizijidezhulifahuo,takanzhetaneiweiqudebiaoqing,limayishidaozijizheiliangtiandehuoqiyouxieda,yushitayadishengyin,shuodao:“xiabuweili,mingbaima?”

“hao。”zhulixiaoshengdiyingzhe。

errendaolefengxinzhihou,xianshigentamendefawubuderenjianlemian。

jinjiezhebianshiyaodengtamendefuzong,yexinzuitaoyanzheizhongbushoushideren,zuoweiyigelingdaozheimedagongsidezongcai,lianzuijibendeshijianguanniandoumeiyou。

cishi,zhulitoutoudikaozaiyexindeerpang,xiaoshengdishuodao:“yelvshi,wotingshuofengxinjituandefuzongjintianzaoshangyouyouhuabianxinwenle,zuowanpaoniubeirenpailezhao,fujiashangxiadoujingdongle。”

yexinbiyidiyangleyixiazuijiao,jifengdao:“zheizhongnanrenyihouzuihaozhaogemulaohuhuiqu,najiaxiaomianyangyaoshijiaguoqu,gujitiantianzhiyoukudefen。”

huagangluo,turanfengxinjituanfawubuderenyuanfenfenzhanleqilai,zhengzhengqiqidiwenhoudao:“fuzong,zao!”

yexinshunzheshengyinwangleguoqu,dunshizhenggerendoucuoele。