“嘭嘭嘭！”
yourenshuo，shenghuozuijingcaidedifangjiushifuyoufengfudejiezougan；yeyourenshuo，renshengjiushixuyaozaijiezouganzhongsidehenyoujiezou，neicaijiaozuoshenghuo，shenghuo，yuanbenjiushiyigejiezheyigeyiwaiduiqierchengdejingxi。
zheigejingxi，duiyubufenglaishuo，shizaitaidale。
“哐呛！”
buyaodiguyigechenjinyongchunquanshiduoniannvhaidebaofali，neishixiangdangkongbude，zhengdazhuantezhuandebufengliangyanyijingquanbuhuazuorenminbi，shouliningzhedeyihemeitanghaimeilaidejidijineigemaosiganggangniandaxuedehaizideshouli，zhenggerenyijingmuruodaiji，shaguaxixidizhanzaineili，chedimengle。
yinwei，tadetuixiaotan，dashayiqing，zhenggemianmuquanfei，sangexianxuekuangpendewangbadanzhengzhangyawuzhuadidaozaitanweishang，jingdeyuanbenxuannaodeyeshishunjianxianruninggu，doushimudengkoudaidiningshizhefabiaodixiaqianmo，huoxuzenmedoumeixiangdao，zheigeyatoupianzidebaofalikongbudaozheizhongdibu，neikeshisangeniugaomadadezhuanghana，juranyizhaoko？
“choubiaozi，laozibalenidepi。”
sangeshuainanyemeiyouxiangdao，zheigekansitingtingyuli，chuchukeliandexiaomeimei，genbenjiushiyiduodaicidemeigui，wulizhixiangdangkongbu，queyerenweizijishicuoshoubujibeiwaidazhengzhe，shijinenglijueduimeiyouzheimekongbu，qizhongyigenanrendaheyisheng，paianjiaoqi，yibazaiheiyexiashanyaozhegewaiciyandeyinguangbishouconghuaizhongtaochulai，dajiaoyishengzhishixiangxiaqianmochongqu，sudujikuai，yindezhenzhenjinghu。
“噔噔噔。”
xiaqianmodequeyouzhejinguoburangxumeidexingge，danshiyemeiyoujianguozheidengdongdaodongqiangdezhenshe，yijianneinanrenliangchubishoujiuyouxiexinhuang，jiaobuxiayishidikuaisuhoutui，quemeiyouduoxiangjulitazuijindebufeng，gujizaitaxinli，bufenghezheixierengenbenjiushiyileide**，chuanshuozhongdeboxuezhe，meiyousihaoanquangankeyan。
这个蠢丫头。
bufengxinzhongananzebei，danshidongzuobisheidoukuai，dahouyisheng：“ganzawodechangzi？peiqian。”
huayinhaizaihoulonglidazhuan，bufengyijingchonglechuqu，shenzirutongliyudatingyibanhaowuzhangfa，zhijiexiangzuiqianfangneigebishounanfeipuerchu。
neigebishounanhuoxuyemeiyouliaodaozheizhongshihouhaiyourenzhanchulaiqiangchutou，yigeduoshanbuji，“putong”yishengjiubeiyidao“tianwaifeinan”zhijieyadaozaidi，daozhishenhoulianggejiahuozuxiayiban，shuaichengyituan。
“kuaidianpeiqian，pengpengpeng…kuaidianpeiqian，nidaoshishuoa，peibupei？pengpengpeng…”
yebuzhidaoshiyouyihaishiwuyi，zongzhibufengdegebozhoudelinglizhuangji，zhenghaozhuangzaibishounandeshouwanshang，chitonghoubishoubeidiudaoleyibian，shuangzurutongbazhuazhangyuyiyangkuangdeng，zhichuaiqizhongyigejiahuodetoubu，lingwaiyizhishoudeshouzhizeshikouzhelingwaiyigelouluodebikong，youduodalizhuaiduodali。
zheiyangdechangmian，zhendejiuxiangdipi**ganjiayiyang，genbenjiubuanzhaotaoluchupai。
jinghunweidingdexiaqianmoyanshenzhongshanxianyisiwenrou，tahaodaiyeshiyigelianjiazi，suiranzhendaozhenqiangdeshiqingzheihaishidiyicizaoyu，danyaoshuodaotaoluqueshiluhuochunqing，bufengdangchunenggouqingsongduokaitadeyoubeiyiji，congmougefangmianlaishuofeichanglihai，keburenweizheijiahuozhendejiukaozheizhong‘sichannanda’defangshinengjiangsangekongwuyoulidepizishoushidefufutietie，andaozheigechoufangdonghaoxiangyebushineimekee。
cishiyoubufengchutou，jiuxiangwupingxiaocaozhaodaoleyikaohezhizhu，suishouyizhua，juranzhualeyibacangyingpai，yegubujineimeduo，“papapa”dijiushiyizhenkuangzou。
“dajiakuaibangmanga，yourenqifuxiaofengfeng…”
“xiaobubu，jiejiemenlaijiunilaila…”
“nage**ganzafenggedechangzi，xiongdimen，chaojiahuo…”
“……”
henkuai，xiaqianmojiufaxianbufengderenyuanguanxidaodikongbudaolehedengdibu，jingezhihou，zhenggeshunangangshunjiandouxianrulefenluandebaodongdangzhong，congyuanbengoumai‘yechangyongpin’degukekaishi，fenggechangzibeiza，beirenqifudexiaoshibianruxunleibujiyanerzhishixunsuchuankai，budayihuiertajiuganjuezijidezhuzhanchangshang，juranchabushangzu，beirenqunjidaoleyibian，zhiyuchutoudexiaobubu，zeshibeicuidebeiyiqundaniangdamaliantongneisangepizidoushibeiyanmeizairenqunzhong，naodejifeigoutiao。
“太可怕了。”
xiaqianmoheqirulan，mudengkoudaidiningshizhezheiyiqie，chedibengkuile，zheishishenmerenmaiguanxia？taijilile。
“**，sheiganzaidongyixia，womenshishuxisangou。”
fengyongderenqunzhong，neisangexianxieyaozhixidepizidahedao。
“唰唰唰！”
renchaobaotui，suoyoujiefanglinjuquanbutuikai，zhongyufuxianchuneisandaobeijudeshenying，cishiyishanjijinpolan，wubilangbei，zhiyubufeng，naqule？
xiaqianmoxunzherenyingkanqu，zhijianneigejiahuodeliangzhituerduozhengbeixinrongyulechengdejigewutingmeimeibawanzaishouli，zhengdaxiangqifuni，dunshinuhuojiaojia，ganggangshengqideyidianhaogan，quanmeile。
“womenshishuxisangou，nagegandong？”
sangeqichuanruniudelouluoshensecanghuang，dahedao，shengpayourenzaichongguolai，huoxuzheixiepizizenmedoumeiyouxiangdao，nimaa，bujiushicengleyigejiebiantunvlangdeweiba，zhiyuzheiyangme？
renheyigedifangdouyoudixiaguize，zaishuchuanzheigedifangtongyangruci。
shunanshishuchuandejingjiwenhuazhongxin，shuxizeshipilindechengshi，shuxisangouhuoxubusuanshenme，danshitamendelaodasangshi，shuxishidedixiayanwangqueshibudeburangrenjidansanfen，jibianshizaishunangang，neidoushidingdingyoumingdedarenwu。
xiaqianmoyikanzhouweirenqundeliansejiuzhidaozheicichuaidaoletieban，xinzhongqueshibuju，xiaohua，tangtangxiajiadaxiaojie，shenmeshihoupaguo**？dangjishoujijiunazaishoushang，zaidianhuaboshangfanchuleyigedianhuahaoma。
laoshishuo，taconglaijiumeiyouzhiwangguobufengyouzhelujianbupingbadaoxiangzhudeyingxiongqigai，danshizheigejiahuo，zonghuijitataiduotaiduodeyiwai，piruzheiyici。
“shuxisangou？jiushinimensantiaogoushiba？”bufengdandanxiaodao：“peiqian。”
“nijuranjiaowomenpeiqian？”neigebishounanshenseyibian：“wolaodashisangshi，niganwenlaoziyaoqian？”
bufengshenseyeshiyibian：“sangshijiulebuqile？jiusuanshisangshiyemeizheigedanzizalaozidechangzi。xianzaiwogaibianzhuyile，rangsangshiqinzicongshuxigunguolaipeiqian，shaoleshiwanbawanzuihaobietarushunangangyibu，fouzelaoziyaotashuzhejinlaihengzhechuqu。”
yishijiqiqiancenglang，wenyan，shuxisangoushensejubian。