suoyourendemuguangdouchaozheerloukanqu，zhouchenyebuliwai，dangtakandaoloushangneirendeshihou，weiweiyileng，suiji，zuijiaogouqileyimowanweidexiaoyi。
zheigechangzishizhaotianliangguanlide，rujinyourenzaitadechangzilinaoshi，taruguobuchulaidehua，yihoutayemeiyoubiyaozaizheibianhunle。
buguodangtakandaotangzaidishangtongkushenyindeneixiexiaohunhun，yanpiyitiao，tamade，zheishinalilaideshashena，juranyigerennenggouduifuzheimeduo？
xinzhongsuiranyouxiejidanle，keshizhaotianlianghaishimeiyoutuisuo。ershizoudaozhouchendeshenbian，dalianglezhouchenyifan，zhizhedishangdehunhun，wendao：“shinizuode？”
“meicuo！”zhouchenxiaozhediantou。
“liangge，niyidingyaobangwoa，zheixiaozilailejiudawohexiongdimen，zheigechouniyidingyaojiwomenbaoa！”jiandaozijidelaodalaile，zhiqianhaixiaguiqiuraodelinghaodunshizhaodaolezhuxingu。
tamade，lianggezaizheiyipiankeshihengzhezoudezhua，zheixiaozijiusuanzainengdayouzenmeyang？suhuashuodehao，shuangquannandisishou，menghujiabuzhuqunlanga！
zhaotianlianglenglengdidenglelinghaoyiyan，neixiaozilimaguaiguaidibishanglezui，zhaotianliangzhuanerkanxiangzhouchen，xiaodao：“xiongdi，nizaiwodechangzilidalewodexiaodi，zheijianshiqingruoshichuanyangchuqudehua，wozhaotianliangyihouyemeiyoubanfazaidaoshangjixuhunxiaqule，xiongdinishibushigaijiwoyigehelidejieshini？”
zhaotianlongdeyisihenmingxian，ruguonijintianbujiwoyigejieshidehua，neimekebieguaiwozhaotianliangbukeqile。
tingdaozheihua，zhouchenrenbuzhuxiaoleqilai，shuodao：“liangzi，meiyouxiangdaosannianbujian，nixiaozidaoshizhangbenshilea？”
“你……”
zhaotianliangweiweiyileng，xianranbeizhouchendehuajinongmengzhule。
zhouchenjianzhaotianlianglengzhule，xiaolexiao，shuodao：“zenme？wangjidangniannibeihaozineixiaozizhuizhemanjiekanshisheijiulenile？”
“ni，nishichenge？！”zhaotianliangjidongdikanzheyanqianzheigemianhanweixiaodenianqingnanzi，zhandouzheshengyinshuodao：“chenge，ni，nishenmehuilaide？”
yanjianzhaotianliangbingmeiyouyinweirujinhunshangdaojiuburenshiziji，zhouchenzongsuanshifangxinbushao，“ganghuilaimeiyouliangtian，zheibu，jiulaizhaozheixiaozibaochoule。”shuozhe，zhouchenmuguangyinlengdizhizheduozaizhaotianliangshenhou，miansejinghuangdelinghao。
linghaobenlaiyijingzijidelaodalailezijikendingdejiule，quemeiyouxiangdaozijidelaodabujinheyanqianzheigenanrenrenshi，erqiehaihanduifang“ge”，tazhidao，zijizheixiawanle。
“chenge，laoda，wozhidaocuole，wozhidaocuole。”linghaoguizaidishang，zaojiuhedemantoudahanle。
zhaotianliangkanlelinghaoyiyan，xiaodao：“chenge，zheixiaozidaodinalidezuinile，juranrangnizheimeshengqi，nikan，tashiwoshouxiadexiaodi……”
“liangzi！”budengzhaotianliangdehuashuowan，zhouchenbianmianseyinchendidaduanletadehua，shuodao：“zheixiaozidaduanlewomadetui，nijuedewonengfangguotame？”
zhouchenzheihuayichu，zhaotianliangdunshiyilin，taxinzhongandao，wanle，zheixiawanle，linghaozheishabizheimehuipengdaochengedemuqinni？
tayiqianjiushigenzhezhouchenhunde，duiyuzhouchendepiqilejiedeyiqingerchu，ciketingdaozheiyangdexiaoxi，tazhidao，zijishimeiyoubanfajiuxialinghaole。
“草你妈！”
zhongrenhaimeiyouhuiguoshenlai，zhaotianliangbianzhuanshenmengranyijiaohenhendichuaizailinghaodelianshang，jianglinghaochuaileyigeyangbacha，“nitamadegouride，laozipingshishizenmejinggaonimende？nitamadejuranqifulaoruofuyou？”
yinweizhaotianliangbenrenyeshichushenpinminku，suoyiduitaoyandejiushineizhongqinanbanvdexingwei，yeyizhidingzhuzijideshouxiabuyaozuochuzheiyangdeshiqing，keshishangyouzhengce，xiayouduice，zhaotianliangyegenbenbukenengguanshudeletaiduo。
jiandaolaodarucishengqi，linghaoganjinpadaozhaotianliangjiaobian，kudao：“laoda，wocuole，zhendecuole，qiunizaijiwoyicijihui……”
“砰！”
youshiyijiao，zhijiejianglinghaojitichuhenyuan，tongshihedao：“lairen，jiwobalinghaohetashouxiadezheixiezasuiquandoutuochuqu，yirenyitiaotui，ruguobufu，zaijiayitiao！”
zhaotianliangdehuayishuowan，biancuanchuyiqunrenjiangtangzaidishangderenquandoujituozou。
dengdaoxianzaidasaoganjingzhihou，zhaotianliangzheicaihuiguotoulai，kanxiangzhouchen，qianshengshuodao：“chenge，zhendeduibuqi，nifawoba，douguaiwoyuxiabuyancaihuirangayishoushang。”
zhaotianliangdouyijingzheiyangchengfalinghaole，zhouchenyebuhaozaishuoshenme，zhishipailepaizhaotianliangdejianbang，zhaoleweizhizuolexialai。
jianci，zhaotianlianglikezhaohushouxiasonglaileyixiejiushuiguopan，peizhexiaodao：“chenge，niruguohaibujieqidehua，nifeixiongdiwoyitiaotuihaole。”
“cao！”naqiyikuaipingguozaxiangzhaotianliang，madao：“nitaniangdezheishidoulaozini？womameiyoutaidadewenti，zhishizhiqianyizhimeiyouqianzhibingbale，rujinshoushuyijingchenggongle，zhiyaoxiuxihaolejiucheng！”
shuowan，zhouchenchenmobuyu，heqijiulai。
zhaotianliangyanjian，yekanchulezhouchenyouxinshi，taxiaolexiao，shuodao：“chenge，jirannihuilaile，nijiudaizhexiongdiwoyiqihunba。”
yitingzheihua，zhouchendunshiheleyitiao，taniangde，xiaoyewocongwaiguoganhuilaijiushiweiletaolineizhongdadashashadeshenghuo，nixianzairanglaozihunheidaobushiyaoxiaoyedemingme？
“liangzi，bushiwoshuoni，zheitiaoluzhongjiubushiyitiaohaodechulu，ruguokeyidehua，jinliangzaodianzouchulaiba。”zhouchenhaoyanxiangquan。
ruguoshizaiguowaidehua，zhouchenkendingbuhuishuoshenme，keshizaiguonei，zhouchenshijueduibuzhichizhaotianliangzouzheitiaolude！
zhaotianliangkuseyixiao，shuodao：“chenge，nishuowozheiyangderenchuledadashashahainengganshani？ai！”tanxiyisheng，zhaotianliangyiyinerjin。
kanzhekuxiaodezhaotianliang，zhouchenxinzhongyebuzhidaogaizuoheganxiang，shia，tamenzheiyangderenyaoxuelimeixueli，yaojinengmeijineng，chuledajiahainengzuoshenme？
yaoleyaotou，zhouchenshuodao：“haola，shijianbuzaole，wodehuiqule。”
“quanbubiedong，jingchalinjian！”
jiuzaizhouchenxiangyaoqishenlikaideshihou，menkouchuanlaiyishengqingcuiqieyanlidenvzishengyin，tingdaozheihua，zhouchensonglesongjian，youzuolexiaqu。
zheishizhaotianliangdechangzi，youjingchalailetaziranyaochumian，hezhouchenzhaohuleyisheng，tabianqishenzouleguoqu。
“zheiweijingguan，womenzheilikeshizhengdangjiuba，buzhidaonimenjintianzheishishenmeyisi？”zhaotianliangsihuduizheiyangdeshiqingqingcheshulu。
jiubadedengquandoubeidakai，jiubadunshibiandemingliangyipian。
zhongyuxiulenglengdikanlezhaotianliangyiyan，shuodao：“wojiedaoqunzhongjubao，nimenchangziliyourensizangdupin，qingnipeihewomendegongzuo，fouzedehua，duibuqile！”
tingdaodupinerzi，zhaotianliangdunshiqingsongleqilai，tapingshijiujinzhijiubaliyourenpengzheixiedongxi，suoyi，tajuedeyanqianzheiweixiongbudadeherendenvjingguankendingshibeishenmerenzuonongle。
songlesongjian，zhaotianliangshuodao：“jiranjingguannixiangyaosou，neimeqingbianba。”
nishilezhaotianliangyiyan，zhongyuxiuchaoshenhoudeshouxiashilegeyanse，neixiejingyuansisankailaijinxingsoucha。
buguozhongyuxiuqueshizhijiechaozhezhouchendefangxiangzouqu。
dangzhouchendiyiyanjiandaozhongyuxiudeshihoubianshirenbuzhuxiangxiao，yigenvren，erqiehaishixiongbuzheimedadenvren，nishuonizuoshenmebuhao，ganmazuojingchaa？nishuonineilineimeweian，zhuazeideshihoubushitaibufangbianbushi？
gengrangzhouchenxiangbudaodeshi，duifangjuranhuizhijiechaozhezijizoulai，shenweishijiedingjianyongbingtuandelaoda，zhouchenzhishiyigeyanshenbiankanchulaineigexiaoniushiyouzhenduixingdechaozijizheibianzoulaide。
“taniangde，nanbuchengneigexiaoniukanshanglexiaoyebucheng？juranzhijiewangwozheibianzoulai？kanlaixiaoyewodemeiliyijiubujiandangniana！”xiangdaozhiqiantanglinneixiaonizihaibuxiezijideshuaiqi，cikedezhouchendunshihuifulexinxin，tazhenglileyixiazijideyishan，baichuleyifuzirenweihenshuaidemoyang，dengdaizhezhongyuxiudedaolai。
aiya，suiranzheixiaoniudezhiyehenshimingan，buguotazhangdepiaoliang，erqieshencaiyehendaowei，tebieshineishenjingfu，meishiwandianneishayouhuohaishitingyouqingqudema。
zhongyuxiugangzoudaomenkoudeshihoubianzhuyidaolezhaotianliang，duiyuzhenggehuananshideyixiedaoshangrenwutamendoushijiluzaidanganzhizhongde，suoyitayiyanbianzhaochulezhaotianliang，eryanqianzheigenanrenjirannenggouhezhaotianliangzaiyiqihejiu，zheijiushuomingdeduifangdeshenfenkendingbujiandan。
suoyi，tabianzhijiejiangmubiaozhuanyidaolezhouchendeshenshang。
buguodangzhongyuxiuwangneibianzoudeshihou，tafaxianzheigenanrenhaoxiangyoudianerbutaizhengchang，zijidouyaolaijianchatale，tajuranhaizhengliyifu，gengrangzhongyuxiuwuyudeshitahaibaichuyigehuajikexiaodeposs，shizaishirangtafeijie。
“nihao，qingchushiyixianideshenfenzheng！”zhongyuxiuzoudaozhouchendeshenbian，dandandishuodao。
“a？”yijingzuohaolenvjinghuazhudonggoudazijizhunbeidezhouchenweiweiyileng，yaoshenfenzheng？ai，guoneidenvhaizijiushihanxua，jurantongguozheiyangweiwandefangshilaitaoquzijidexingming，shizaishitaitaoyanla，buguoheneixiedayangmadebenfangreqingxiangbiqueyouzhelingyifanfengweia。
“zheige，meilidejingguan，wojiaozhouchen，nan，ershiyi，weihun。”dunledun，zhouchenxiaozhezhanqishen，shenchushou，liezuiyixiao，shuodao：“wodengxiameiyoushenmeshiqing，shijianhenkongjian，ruguomeilidenvjingguanxuyaowopeibandehua，wohuigandaohenrongxingde！”