第4章

jiuzaiyerendedesedeshihouyitiaodanmurangyerendehunshenyizhen!

“xiaotuzaizi,woshuozheiliangtiannizameidongjing,nishibushixiangsi?”

yerendegankeyishengdao:“ngng!neishenme,laofoye,erdabuyouniang,zanzheibushichulaichuangye!dengnierzijinidaxiayipianjiangshana!”

yerendedelaomacishikanzhezhiboqideyaoyaqiechide,danyezhidaoqingzhonghuanji,zijiaerzihaizaineibianbeipaodanhongzhani!

“嗯?”

turanyerendemeitouyitiao,bashoujicharuzhanshumajiazhong。

“baozhashengtingle!wodaoyaokankantamenzenmenongsiwo!”

lingyibianduiwudezhihuiguankanzheqianfanglengshengdao:“bukuishinengnachuwushiwanmeijinmaiqingbaode,yemaoyongbingtuan,zhiqianlianmingzidoumeitingshuoguo!rangwomenhualezheimeduoqian,yesuankandeqitamenle!”

“chufa!quqianfangbuzhihaofangxian,datongluxianwomenderenwujiuwanchengle!”

“shi!suoyourenqianjin!”

luomoshengyudewubairenbuduiduanzheqiangwenbuxiangqian,ganggangzheimemengliedepaoji,limianbukenengyouchengjianzhidedikang!

dangrantamenzuomengdoumeixiangdao,zheilimianyigongjiushiyigerenzaijiashangyizhimao!

yerendecongxiafangpalechulai,tongshiyeyitamenyedouchajuedaowaimiandebaozhashengtingle,yigegenazhewuqixunzhaozuihaodegongjidian!tongshishirenzhenxingnenggouxianghupeihe!huolimeiyouzhongfu,nenggouzuidafanweifugai!

“yeyi!nengtingjianma?nengkandaoshenmeqingkuangma?”

“laoda,tamenkaishituijinle,pojipaoquandoushouqilaile,haoxiangpaodanyongganjingle!”

yerendemamalieliedao:“cao!tamenzheishimingxianzhidaowomenlaizhei!shinabianjiwomenmaile?ganjuebuxiangshililade!”

ganggangyerendejiduifangdadianhuayeshixiangquerenyixia,danshililadedeyuqibuxiangshitiqianzhidao!

“made,baanwangneige**dedianhuajiwo!”

“wei!laoziyemaoyongbingtuanlaoda!nimenqingbaoshibushiyouwenti?”

dianhuaneitouzaitingdaoyerendebaohaodeyishunjianzhijiejinghuchusheng:“nimenjuranhaihuozhe?”

yerendeyaoyaqiechidao:“wangbadanguoranshinimen!haodehen!denglaozimieletamenxiayigejiushinimen!”

dianhuaneitoushanshanyixiaodao:“yebunengguaiwomen,womenbijingshigaoqingbaode,jiwannimenqingbaozhihou,tamenjiulaimaiqingbao,dangranjiubaohannimenzheitiaola!”

yerendezuijiaoyichou,haitemeshinihuizuoshengyi。

“suanle!fanzhengnimenyehuobuxialai!xiadiyulezaixiangzhewoba!”

yerendeqixiaole,shuodao:“haohaohao!zheimewanshiba!wangbadan,nijilaozidengzhe,denglaozimieletamen,xiayigejiuquzhaonimen!”

“hahahaha!duibuqi,womenyibandoubuhuixiaode,chufeishizairenbuzhu,yiqianren,jiunimenshige?nixiangdousiwoma?”

“kanlaishiyalitaidashixinfengle,jiranzheiyangwozaijiniyigexiaoxi,mianfeide,jiusuanhuoxialai,xiaoxinhou**beitaole!”

shuowanneibiandianhuajiuguaduanle,yerendeliandoulvle,**chushibulia!juranbeirenjiajichaofengle!

danshilingwaidexiaoxidaoshirangtameitouyizhou!

zhibojiandezhongrendouxiaomale,ganggangyerende**zhuangdeshifendaowei,xianzaibeirenchaofengde,liangjifanzhuan!

“laoda!yijingjinrushecheng!shifoukaishidaji!”

yerendezaiyigepobaideerlouyizhuantoujiukandaoyiduirenzhengzaiqianjin!

“噌!”

“dadadadadadadada!”

“da!jiwonongsitamen!laozixianzaihuoqihenda!”

yerendetaochuhuojiandanjiushiyifa,zhijiekaiqizhandou,pazaidishang,yongyongjiqiangduizhexiafangkaishisaoshe!

“duobi!duobi!haiyourenhuozhe!”

“fanji!fanji!huojianpaoni?”

xiafangdejunduihuangluanyishun,danhenkuaijiuzhaodaoyanti,kaishifanji!

“轰!”

yifahuojiandanzhibenyerendeerlai,yerendefeishenyipu,shenhouchuanlaiyishengjudadebaozha!yanhudeqiangtihaiyouzhongjiqiangdouzaitongyishijianbeicuihui!

“pei!pei!nainaide,dongxihaibushao!”

“哒哒哒哒哒哒!”

yerendechaoqiak47fanshenjixuduizhexiafangjinxingdaji,tongshishenxingzaiyigegefeixuzhijianbuduantiaodong!zidangenzheyerendedehou**yilusaoshe!

“renzaizhei!renzaizhei!”

“ca!tazenmegengehouziyiyang!zheimenengpao!”

“huojianpaoni?jilaozibatadaxialai!”

“哒哒哒哒!”

“轰!”

yerendesuduqikuai,yigefanshentiaoyuejiuduoguoleyifahuojiandan,huojiandanzaihoufangbaozhaxianqijudadezhendong!

yerendemadao:“baneixienahuojiantongdedoujilaozidadiao!”

“是!”

“砰!”

“砰!”

yifazidanzhijiebaneihuojiandandeshibingbaotou,judadeliliangzhijierangzidanchuantounaodaifeichu,xianxuesadaozhouweideshibinglianshang!

“jujishou!shijujishou!made!anwangdeqingbaoyebuzhuna!”

zhihuiguancishiyijingmeiyouzhiqiandeyiqifengfale,zhijiebeidapofangle,youqishixianzaizhizhidaoduifangshiyemaoyongbingtuan,chuleshangmianxianggehouziyiyangluantiaode,qitalianrenjiarenyingdoumeikandao!

“wei!xiamiandesunzi?nimenbushipaodanduoma?nidaoshihonglaozia!zailaia!”

zhihuiguanlianyixiajiuheile,shangmianzheigetiaodongderenhaofana!tajuranhai**!

“轰!”

yerendesuishoudiuxiadeshouleizhijiejiuzhadesansigerenrenyangmafande!danpianpiantamenhaidabudaoyerende,jiutemelipu!

“youzhongnibiepaoa!nijilaozizhanzhu!”

suiranzaiqianglindanyuzhong,danyerendehaishitingdaoduifangdehua,zhijiezaiyichuyouyantideerloutingxia,duizhewaimiandahandao:“zheikeshinideyaoqiu!neikejiubieguaiwole!”

“噌!”

“轰!”

yizhuanshen,yerendetaochuyimeihuojiantongjiudalechuqu,dawandiuxiajiupao!dayipaohuanyigedifang,ranhouyoushiyifahuojiandan!

“轰!”

“轰!”

xiamiandeshibingbeiyerendezhemode**!dayoudabudao,zuirangtamenyumendeshi,zheihuoweishenmewuxianzidana!haiyounibaozheyibaak47daochuluantiao,huojiantongnishicongnabianchulaide?

yeyijirenduishiyiyan,haoxiangyoudianyisia!

“xiaoshi!jujishouzheigejianjuderenwujiujiaojinile!womenchuqulang,budui,womenxiaqubanglaodaqule!”

yigejidongchadianshuolouzuile!

“**xiaoer,niyeyezaici,youzhongchonglaozilaia!”

yeyiyiqifengfadetiaochulai,duanzheak47kaishidianshe,taheyerendebuyiyang,zidanyouxian,dangranbunengneimelangfei!

“哎**!”

“dadadadadadada!”

yeyiyiqifengfadehanleyiju,xiayishunputiangaididezidanjiufeiguoqu,youyigerenjiuyijinggoule,nitemehailai?

“轰!”

“**!xiaoshi!ninengbunengkaopudian?gandiaoneigenahuojiantongde!”

“bushi,woyigegenbushanga!tamenyongrenmingdui,woyoushenmebanfa?”

yeshiyehenwunaia!neihuojiantongdeyoubuzhiyige,qianmianhaiyouneimeduorendangzidan,xianzaijiudachuquyifajiuyijingbucuole!

zheizhijunduiderenshuruijian,cishiyijingbuzubairenle,dancishitamenduixingyexiangduibijiaofensan,erqiegegedouzaiyantizhihou,xiangyaoxianggangcaineiyangyifashouleigandiaoyiqunrenshibukenengle!

zhihuiguankanzheshangmianluancuandeshigerennaodaiguaziwengwengde,jintianshifanleshenmexie?zenmejiuyudaoyihuozheimeyangde?

tongshitayeyouxiejuewangle,jiushengzheimedianren!duifangjuranlingzhansun!

yerendeturanhandao:“xiongdimen,daowomendafashenweideshihoule,jinshenzhan!”

“jiudengzhelaodanixialingni!wokebiehaojiule!hahaha!”

yeyijirenshuangyanzhongshanguoyisijingguang,shenxingyishanerguo,shouchibishousharurenqunzhong。

yerendeyishouzhuazheyirendenaodai,lingyizhishoufanwobishouyidaoqieduanduifangdehoulong!xianxuedunshipensheerchu!

“哒哒哒哒哒!”

yerendebashitidangzaizijideshenqian,dangzhuzidandesheji。

“砰!”

xiaoyishunyerendeyijiaochuaichu,shitizhijiebeichuaifeichuqu,liandaizhesanmikaiwaideliangrendoubeizhuangfei!liangmingshibingdunshiganjuezijihaoxiangbeiyiliangqichezhuangleyiyang!

“噗!”

dakouxianxuepenchu,tanzaidishang,tengdetamenlianqiangdoujianbuqilaile!

“砰!砰!”

yerendetaochuuspliangqiangsongtamenqujianleshangdi!

jinzhanguijinzhan,youmeishuofeideshousi,neibushiyoumaobingma?

“砰!”

jiuzaizheishiyifazidancongyuanchufeilai,zhijiedachuanlebuyuanchujuqiangshibingdenaodai!

yerendeduizheyuanchushuqidamuzhi,kankanliuyigejujishou,zheizuoyongbujiutixianchulaile!

yerendetamenrutonghuruyangqunyiban,buduanlieshazhezheixieshibing,meiyouyigenenghuoguosanmiaode!

“worangnimenyongpaohongwo!”

“nimenpaodanduoshiba!”

“honglaozi,gaosini!”

yerendeheyeyitamenmamalieliedebuduansisha!duimiandeshibingyijingdidangbuzhukaishikuitao!

yigegediuxiashouzhongdewuqiwangwaipao!

“mogui!tamenshimogui!”

“bushiren!tamenbushiren!”

“wobudale!wobudale!raolewo,woyaohuijia!”

yerendelengxiaoyishengdao:“huijia?zheijiusongnihuiguidiqiumuqindeyongbao!”

“唰!”

“扑哧!”

daofengsuoguozhichu,xianxuesiyi,yidaodaoshenyingdaoxiameiyihuizhengpianzhanchangdouxueliuchenghele!

suizheshijiandetuiyi,zhanchangzhongchuleyerendetamenjiuzhishengxiayigeren,bijingduifangdeyifuheqitarenyoumingxiandebuyiyang!erqiezhiqianyizhizaifahaoshiling,suoyitamenteyibazheihuojiliuxialaile!

“喵!”

cishixiaoheizhengyongfenglidezhuazidizaizhihuiguandehoulongshang,xianxueyidiandiandiluo!tadoumale,nimenyigegeqiangdegengeguaiwuyiyangtadourenle,nizheizhimaoyoushishenmegui?

jiuzaiganggangzuishaoyoubagerensizaizheizhimaodeshouli,tamenxianzailianyizhimaodouburulema?

yerendezhuanzheshouzhongdebishoulengxiaodao:“miershishenmeqingkuangjiwohaohaoshuoshuo,buranrangnizhidaozhidaohuoguashishenmeziwei!”

zhihuiguantunyanyikoutuomodao:“woshuo,nijiranzhidaozheigemingziyinggaiyezhidaotayijingtongyihewomenhezuole,zheilideyoutiandaoshihoutamennengfendaoyicheng,tiaojianjiushizai**junguolaideshihouzaihoumiantou**!”

yerendeshuangyanyimidao:“tamenjiuzheimexinnima?”

“**junbukenengpaiqiandabuduide,daoshihouwomenhuizaizhengmiandachuyoushi,daoshihoutamensijierdong!”

“nimendaoshihuiwan,xuliyabanwujiandao?goudongxi,haihuianduchencangshiba!”

turanyerendexiangqileshenmeturanbaocukoudao:“cao!tamenbushiyaoguolaileba!”

zhihuiguanshuodao:“buhuide,jintiandexingdongmeiyoutongzhitamen!”

yerendemeihaoqidao:“nimenmeitongzhi,**juntongzhile!”

buyongxiangliladedouhuizhaomier,xianzaipashiyijingguolaile!

“xingleniqusiba!xiongdimenzhunbeidierchangzhanzheng!”

“是!”

xiaoheihuishoujiannongsilezhihuiguan,zheishihouyerendeturanxiangqilaizijideshouji!

“aiya,woqinaidexiongdimen,haojiubujian!zheibianchuliyidianshiqing,nimenbuhuijieyiba!”

yerendelianshanghaidaizhepenjianshangdexianxue,liezuiyixiaoduizhezhibojian!cishizhibojiandedanmukongqianyizhi。

“不敢不敢!”

“dage!ninshuolesuan!”

“cuolecuole!dagenijiushitian!”

tamendoumale,suiranzhiqiantamenkanbudaoshenmehuamian,jiuyouyisifengxi,danshishengyintamenhaishinengtingdaode!haojiahuozhenquanmieleduifangbei!

yerendedianledianzhihuiguansuishenxiedaidebishoudao:“woshuoxiaowanggongzi,zheigepobishoumaosibuzhisanbaiwan,yaobuwozaijininongdianbiedehuiqu?”

wangmingxiaowanggongzidelianmangfadanmudao:“dage!dage!zheigejiuxing!buyaobiede!zhendegoule!”

shengpawanleyidianyerendezhendejitanonghuilaiyidianshenmeweiguidedongxi!

neigeshenme,nimenzaixiaoheiwulimiandaiyihui,woqubuzhiyixia,lingyibianhaoxiangyoulaihuole!

shuozheyerendebashoujizaicifangjinzhanshumajiazhong,zhuantoushenqingningzhongdekanxianglingyibian!

“wei!lilade,mierdailaiduoshaoren?”

liladeduiyuyerendejitadadianhuagandaoshifenyiwaidao:“yedage,nizheishidawanle?mierdezhiyuanzheimekuaima?wokeshirangtajingruijinchu,wuqianrenquandouchudongle,erqieshimierqinzilingduide!”

liladeshuohuadeyuqiyouyidiandianxiangshiyaogongyiyang,zhibojiandezhongrentingdaozheichadianmeixiaopen!suiranyoudianbuheshiyi!

yerendeyaoyaqiechidao:“nihaizhenshidadeyishouhaozhugonga!zhennengjiwozhaoshi!jiaqianba!**keshizuzuwuqianrendezhengguijun!sanbaiwanmeijinmeikengniba!”

liladenaodaiwengwengde,lianseyiheiwendao:“nishishuomier?”

“**,buranniyiweini?luomodeshouxiayijingquanmiele,nitemiaodejiwopainizijiderenshoujieshoumierdedipan,haiyouzheibiandeyoutian!”

yerendemeihaoqideshuodao,diyicichurenwunongdeyibosanzhede,xianshitamenmaiqingbaodeshiqingbeimaiqingbaodejimaile!xianzaizijiayuanjunhaitemiaoshiduifangderen!ranhouhaishiquanjunchujilaizhiyuande,wotemexiexienia!

“hao!mashangdaqian!woderenkenengxuyaobagexiaoshizhihoucainengdida,ninengbunengdangdezhu?”

liladexianzaiyouxiedanyou,bijingmierdeduiwuzhandoulitahaishizhidaoyixiede,pojipaozuzuyibaimen!duirandoushiyixietaotaihuo,danshiyerendetamenzhiyoushigerena!

yerendemamalieliedao:“chengbagexiaoshi?laozibubatamenshaganjingwodousuantamenpaodekuai!”

shuowanyerendezhijieguaduandianhua,liladezeshikuxiaobude,dan**daoshimeiyoudangchengxiaohua,bijingtingzheikouqiyijingquanmieleyiqianren,zheijiushiyichangzhanzhengshishangdeqiji。

neimezailaiwuqianrenyebushibukeneng!tahuiyiyixiamierdexingdong,haoxiang**conghenjiuzhiqianjiupanbianle!

congjieguodaotui,mierdehenduobuhelixingdongquandoushuodetongle!

“chuanwomingling!rangdiershituanchudong,bamierdedipanquanxianjieguan,renhedikangyukangjuzhijiewuli**!lingwaipairenqusizhanzhidijieyingyemaoyongbingtuan!”

“tamenyaoshizhendeshouxialaile,jiubayoutianzhanling,neiliyihoushi**jundele!”

liladexiadayilianchuandezhiling,mishuzuihouxunwenyijudao:“jiangjun,miershipanbianlema?neiyemaoyongbingtuanzhendenengdangzhuma?”

yishuodaozheililadejiurenbuzhuzuijiaoyichoudao:“**,tamenjiushiyiqunguaiwu,woxianzaihuaiyitamenlingshangwangmieleluomodebudui!”

“jiangjun,neiqitalianggejunfayaoshiyouyidongzenmeban?”

liladelianseyinchendao:“zenmejiujigaolujimianzi,ganshenshoujiwowangsilida!”

nirenhaiyousanfenpiqini!jiusuantaduixuliyadezhangkonglibugou,dannimenqirentaishen,yusiwangpohaishinengzuodaode!

lingyibianyerendeyihuishoubayibaimingtezhongbuduizhaohuanchulai,lianshangluchuyisixiaorong!zheijiushitaduikangwuqianjingruidediqi!

erqiezheichangdazhanzhihoukejishuzaicijiesuoxindewuqi,huopao!nengtuizhezoude,erqieweilihaiyoudajifanweidoushitamenshiyongpojipaodeyidianwubei!

“douzhunbeihao!xiangtaolaozi**,jintianjiurangtamenzhidaohuaerweishenmezheimehong!”

“是!”

yeyidaizheshouxiaderenqianqubuzhi,yaobushirenshouhaishibugou,tamendouyaocongduogefangweijinxingbaoweile,buranduifangpaolulezenmeban?

mierzuozaiyueyecheshangjiluomodazhedianhua!

“nishuonideyiqianrenbuduishilianle?tamendoushichiganfanzhangdadema?**qudeyigongjiushiyigerenjiashangyizhimao,nigaosuwonishoudixiayiqianduorenmeidaguo?shenzhiliangebaoxindedoumeiliuxia?”

luomoxinqingfanzaodao:“zheitemeshiwonengguanlede?sheizhidaoneibianshishenmeqingkuang!woxianzaihuaiyishilingwailianggedongshoule!”

mierzhijiebaocukoudao:“cao!nidaodikaobukaopu,bushishuoquandoubaipinglema?nitemezuilijiumeiyijushihua!”

luomodamadao:“fangpi!gaolujimingmingdoutantuole,lianggexiaojunfaeryi!**neigeyemaoyongbingtuanyoudianxiexing!”