“啊啊啊啊啊——”
“wokandaojiangtangle！！！”
“nve，mamazaizheili！”
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“……”
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——
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不过——
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——
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“糖糖，笑一个！”
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“**！wonverhaoguaia！”
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怎么办……
真的好乖好萌啊……