第5章 不正经的狼妖

“gongxihuangshang,hexihuangshang!tianjiangruixiang!niangniangshunlidanxiaxiaogongzhuhexiaohuangzi!”

baoxidexiaoyahuancongneishipaochulaiguizaihuangdishenqianxingfendechuandaxixun!

“hahaha……shang!shang!tongtongyoushang!xialingmianshuisannian,putiantongqing!”huangdidaxiaozhexiangneishikuaibuzouqu。

“kouxiehuangshang,huangshangwansuiwansuiwanwansui!huanghouniangniangqiansuiqiansuiqianqiansui!gongzhudianxiaqiansuiqiansuiqianqiansui!huangzidianxiaqiansuiqiansuiqianqiansui!”

guidaoyididerenqiqixieen,zhengqixiangliangdeshengyinyaoyaochuanchugongwai,rangrenweizhizhenfen。

fuyaoyaogenzheyigelvyixiaoguniangyoudangzaifengyigongdeyichupiandian。zheigelvyixiaoyahuanjiaozuocuicui,shifengqingkanzhongdeyahuanzhiyi,yinfengqingshengchan,teyidaopiandiandingzheshaoreshuideyahuantaijian,yifangxinhuaibuguizhirendongshoujiao。

“nimendoujiwozixizhedian,qiandianzhengjizheyongni!ruoshichuleyidianchacuo,bieshuowoyaohaohaoshoushinimen,yaoshibixiaheniangniangzhidaole,hehe,zhulenimenjiuzuyebuweiguo!”

cuicuichazheyaodashengdeduizhemangliudezhongrenjinggao。

huanghouniangniangshengchanzheikeshijiandashi,niangniangbazheimezhongyaodedashijiaojiziji,zijiyidingyaozuohao,burangniangniangshiwang,cuicuijinjindingzhegerendexingdong。

hehe……tianzhendehaizi,huanghouniangniangshikannizaineidianzhongnianjizuixiao,naodaizuijiandan,youdanxiao,pahezhenicaibanipaidaopiandian。

fuyaoyaokanzhechazheyaonulizuozheweiyanzhuangdecuicuijuezheixiaonvhaiyeshitianzhenkeai,zaihuanggongzheichirendedifang,xinggedaoshibaochidetinghao,bukuiweifengqingshenbianderena,zaizheihuanggongdaoshikeyihengzhezou,biederenzhiyoujingzhedefen。

yipangdexiaotaijianguazhechanmeidexiaorong,yinqindeweicuicuishanzheliangfeng。

“cuicuiguniang,nibiedanxin,womenkezixizheni,niangniangdeshiqingbiwomendenaodaidouzhongyao,nucaimenzenmekenengbushangxina!”

cuicuizhuantoukankanshenbianxianyinqindexiaotaijian,guzuoyansushuo:“xingle!xingle!biezaiwogenqianxianyinqin,ganjinqumangnideba!”

xiaotaijianyingleyisheng,shouleyixiu,ganjinpaodaoyibianbangmangtireshui。

“cuicuijie!cuicuijie!niangniangshengle!zhaoniganjinquqiandiansihou!”

menwaijicongcongpaojinlaiyigeqingyiyahuan,shangqibujiexiaqididuizhecuicuishuodao。

cuicuiwenyan,yanjingyiliang,zhunbeiwangmenwaichongqu,danshengshengrenzhule。

feikuaideduizheqingyixiaoyahuanfenfu:“qingliu,nizaizheilikanzhe,budechurenhechacuo!wozheilimahuiqiandiansihouniangniang,niyaoduoshangxin。”

qingyixiaoyahuanlimajiexiarenwu,cuicuiyetiqiqunbai,renzhexinlidexingfen,jibuxiangqiandianerqu。

fuyaoyaobiaoshi,zheishisansisuidexiaoguniang,zaihuanggonghunlezheimeduonianhaishitingburongyide,youqishizheirongyizhongerpannidenianji,renjiadouzaizhichangdapinle,kanlai,huanggongshizhiliaozhongerbingdezuijiachangsuoa。

genzhecuicuipiaodaoleqiandian,fuyaoyaobuganmaoranqufengqingdeneidian,bijingzijidegonglitaiqianle。

dunzaiqiandianyikedashuxiawuliaowangtiandefuyaoyaomeiyoufaxianzijishenhouzhujianxianxiandeguiying。

“pa!”yizhixuelinlindeshoucongyanqianluoxia,ningshenwangtiandefuyaoyaobeiheleyigezhengzhe。

“a~~~!”fuyaoyaoxunsutiaokai,haiyibiandajiao:“guiya~a~~~~~~~~~~~”

“hahahahahahaha……”

yizhendaxiaoshengcongbeihouchuanlai,zhijianqingranzaidashubian,nazhezheshanxiaodeqianfuhouyang,zaiqishenhoudenianjuyiliandailengdewangzheyoubengyoujiaodefuyaoyao。

“qingran!nitaiguofenle!“

fuyaoyaosuishoushuaichuzhiguisheng,qingranshoulexiao,xunsutiaokai,ganmangshuodao:“xiaoyaoyao,wozheibushikanniwuliaoma,bieshengqi!bieshengqi!“

kanzheqingranhaishiyilianbuzhengjingdexiaoyi,fuyaoyaobianjuedeqifen,zheidoubiwushibukedezaizuosi。

“xiacizaizheiyang,worangnichangchangnixiaohundijiushideziwei!“

shouhuishengzidefuyaoyaoehenhendeduizhelianliantaoraodeqingranjinggaodao。

“haohaohao!xiaoyaoyaowozhidaocuole,bieneimexionghanma。”qingrangongshoudao。

fuyaoyaoyihuozheiliangzhizenmedaofengqingdegongdianlaile。

“nianju,nimenzenmelaizheilile?fengdiehenidagetamenni?”

“womenfentouxingdong,ranhouwoheqingrangedatanhuanggongdeyaoweiguishoudefenbuqingkuang,jiudaozheilile。”nianjuyiwuyishidejieshi。

“hehe,nimendatananchudediren,haichulaigezhongbengda,nushuacunzaigan?!”

fuyaoyaobishidedingzheqingran,bushitazixin,buyongxiangdouzhidaolaoshidailengdenianjuzhunshibeiqingranzheigehuochidesiside。

qingranyishuaikaizheshan,chongzhefuyaoyaoxiaodezhangyang。

“xiaoyaoyao,nizheishibuxiangxinwodeshili?womenderenwuyijingwanchengle,zheifengyigongzhengzuogongdiandoumeiyoubuzhixiadingdiandeyaoweiguishou,zhiyuqitade,wojiubugaosunile。”

buxiangkanqingranneizhangxiaodeqianzoudelian,fuyaoyaokanxiangnianju。

nianjuchongzhefuyaoyaoxiaoxiao,“ng,qingrangeshuodedoudui。qingrangehenlihaide!”shunbianhaizhanxianleyixiaduiqingranshilipeifudeyanshen。

傅遥瑶:……

“nianjingdianhaobuhao?haobuhao?”

zicongdayingqingrangenzhezijiqugenzongxiaoyahuancuicuihou,qingranjiuyizhijiangshuziji“beican”dezaoyu,zhongdianmiaoshulefengdieruhezuidaeji,xinchangdaidu。

qingrantingdaofuyaoyaodebaoyuanbiebiezui,kanleyiyancuicui,bianxianqideyikailemuguang。

momozaixinlitucaozijineimekeaidexiaoyaoyao,fushendaoneimechunneimechoudexiaoyahuanshenshang,biaoshibukaixin,bujieshou!suijixiangdaoleshenme,bianancuocuodeluchulehuaixiao。

fuyaoyaoganjueqingranzaifadou,bianzhuantouyikan,qingranyilianniuqudexiao,haidekongzhizijixiaobuchusheng。

hehe,zheizihaidechengdu,zijizhenxinfule,fuyaoyaopengpengqingran。

“你怎么了?”

qingrannulikongzhizijideqingxu,“xiaoyaoyao,nishuofengqingshenbianjibenshitaijianheyahuan,nixiangxiangyixia,mingyineigedabingliandaodishifushentaijiannihaishixiaoyahuan,haiyounianye,heiheihei……”

kanzhexiaodeyiliancanlandeqingran,fuyaoyaobiaoshizijijieshouwunengle。

“小心!”

qingranturanlianseyibian,yibalakaifuyaoyao,lingliedezhangfenghuxiaoerqu。

fuyaoyaobeizheiturandejudongjingdaole,shunzheqingrangongjidefangxiangkanqu,yitourenmianlangshendeyaozhenghushidandandekanzhetamen。

benlaiduanzhetongpendecuicuizaoyijingzhongleyaofadaozailedishang,fushenmubiaojuranzaizijidemianqianshoudaoshanghai,zheishichiluoluodedalian!jueduibunengshanle!

fuyaoyaoyelikejiarudadouzhizhong,suiranfuyaoyaodegongliyouxian,danyenengtuozhulangyaodeyixiedongzuo。

benlaiduifuqingranyigejiuchilile,zheixiajiashanggebandiaozifuyaoyao,langyaoyizhibeidongaida。

yanjianqingranyouyaofangyigedazhao,langyaoganjintuihouyibu。dajiao:“ting!”

fuyaoyaoheqingranchayidetingxiagongji,dingzhelangyao。

“zheibugongping!bugongping!lianggedayige!”

langyaoqifendekanzhefuyaoyaoheqingrandahoudao。

qingranqingxiaoyisheng,“neiwomendantiao?”

jianshiguoqingranshilidelangyaolianlianyaotou,“woyoubushiguyizhaorenimende,nimenzenmebufangguowo?”

fuyaoyaochixiaoyisheng,“nigangcaitouxiwo,haijiaobian?”

langyaowenyangangadewangzheliangren,“bushitouxi!bushi!shiwodapianle,dapianleyouyiwei……”

“hehe,zheiliyouwojinimanfen,zhaonizheimeshuo,nihaixiangyiqiangqiruo。”

kanzhebuxiangxinshishidefuyaoyao。langyaobuyoudezhejile,tuokouerchu:“wodieshilangwang!woshilangzuerwangzi!”

fuyaoyaoyilianmengbi,zheishisha?dabuguojiubanlaozideminghaochulaiyachangzi?

zhiyouyipangdeqingrantingdaolangyaozibaojiamendaoxianchuyisilerandeshenqing。

kanzhefuyaoyaobujiedeshenqing,qingrangongshoudao:“yuanlaishilangzuerwangziaojiea,tingwenwangzibuxuewushu,fayibujing,jinriyijianguoranmingbuxuchuan。”

shuodehaozhengque,langzuerwangzibiaoshijuranzhaobudaofanbode。

傅遥瑶:……

jingguoyifankenqiedejiaoliu,fuyaoyaobuyoudechouchouzuijiao,zheiaojieshilangzuerwangzibucuo,youyulangzudawangziaoshuaizairenjiangoudaxiaoguniangbuxingbeifengqingzhuozhuwaleneidan。

langwangni,yinweizuneixingshiheshilidabuguofengqingyeshibulelezhi,aojieduizijidedagehaishiyoudianganqingde,youjianyudabuguofengqing,suoyijiuxiangchulezhaofengqingshenbianrenchuqi,nongsifengqingdeqinxin,jifengqingtiandudesouzhuyi。

zheibu,ganggangdeshoule,buguoyebeifuyaoyaotamendaizhule,qingranzhidaoqianyinhouguohouyiweishenzhangdeyixiao,bianbaaojiedaizhequfuyaoyaohemingyi、nianyehuihededifang。

yinweikandaoheibaiwuchanggouzoucuicuiyahuandehunpo,yezhixiaozheiyahuanmingyunruci,fuyaoyaoduiaojiedeqifenyeshaoleyidiandian,wunaideshanglecuicuiyahuandeshen,daizheqingranheaojiequhuihedi。

“qingran,nibuhenianandagetamenhuihehuibaoqingkuang,genzhewoxiahuangyoushenme?”

“xiaoyaoyao,nizheishiguanxinwo?”

qingranchongzhefuyaoyaozhazhayanjing,“woyijingrangnianjuxiongdihuiquhuibaole,weileshiliangduirenmajiaoliugengjiaqingsong,jihuasuishijiqingkuanglinghuobiandong,wojuedingchongdangliangduidelianjieren。”

傅遥瑶:呵呵……

huihehou,qingranbaaojiedeqingkuangjimingyihenianyeyishuo,sanrenbianyincecedexiaole,bianjuzaiyiqididigugudeshangliangzhe,eryipangzhanzhedefuyaoyaoheaojiegandengyan。

bensechuyan,fushencuicuidefuyaoyaoguoshanglezaihuanggongdangdechongyahuanderizi。

suishuocuicuidechong,dannaozishizaibulingguang,jigetieshenyahuanpamaoshoumaojiaodecuicuizaifengqingzuoyueziderizilichucuo,jiujiangcuicuiwaifang。

suoyicuicuibuzaifengqinggenqianzhuanyou,daoshiyoujihuidingzhenainiangshadezhaoguxiaogongzhuxiaowangzi。

ledezizaidefuyaoyaobianguoshanglebaitianxiazhuanyou,youshiouyuzijideguihuobanmen,wanshangqufeiwuzikanjizhangyincecedelianshangliangdaji。