zhimingzongyi《mingxingzhilu》zhiboxianchang，jiemujinrulewanzhongqidaide**huanjie——kuaiwenkuaida。
“ninzhengshitazuyulequanduojiule？”
“三年。”
“dangchuweishenmexuanzejinruyulequan？”
“为了一个人。”
“拿过多少奖？”
“懒得数。”
“yourenshuoninyijingzhanzaileshiyedianfengqi，ninzenmekan？”
“wochudaojiushidianfeng。”
“douzhidaoyulequanfuza，yushangbushunxinderenhuozheshi，ninyibanzenmechuli？”
“怼TA。”
台下观众一片嬉笑。
直播弹幕已经滚屏。
【hahaha，zheihuidamiaotianmiaodimiaokongqi，zhenshimeisheile！】
【我时硬核刚！】
【吾王美如画！】
【weiweiwei，zhiyouwozaihaoqishiyinghoushiweisheicaijinruyulequandema？】
【haoqiyoushenmeyong，taitaibuchanliang，guaguabujichang】
【jushuoshiyinghouhoutaiyingbeijingshenni，chulebenrenrengchui，sheiganba！】
……
daolezuihouyiti，“wangshangchuanwen，shiyinghouzhisuoyiduanduansannianchengjifeiran，shiyinweibangeyulequandoushinide……qing、qingren……”
zhuchirenniezhetiwenkaturankazhu，shouxinlizuanlemanmanyibadelenghan。
zheitamadaodishisheizhunbeidewenti？！
hejihuadewanquanbuyiyanga！
kejiemushixianchangzhibo，huayijingshuoleyiban……xianzaigaikouyijinglaibujile。
zhuchirenshenxikouqi，qiangliedeqiushengyuyijingrangtazaishunjianxiangdaoleyuhuidebanfa。
zhishi，tahaimeilaidejiwanhui，duimiandeshiyiyijingdandanxianyibukaikou，“ng？”
tashengyinbugao，diaoziwanwanraoraodeyonglan。yanweiweitiao，raoyouxingzhideqiaozheshouzuwucuomianrusihuichayibujiuyaodangchangzicaidezhuchiren。
nvyaojing！zhuchirenxiayishidetunyanleyixia，naozidougenzhebanbailepianke，guishishenchadejiunianchulexiamianyibandewenti，“duiyuzheigewenti，ninzenmekan？”
怎么看？
看你不想活了呗！
xianshangdanmuqingke“**”lemanmanyipingmu。
xianchangguanzhongxishunjianyipiansiji。
dengguangshixianxiezhijieqiadian。
houtaizusuoyourendongzuojiangying。
daoyanyibawuzhuxinkou，zhijieqiangleyikouhedinghong，pinzhelaomingnuhouleyisheng“qiale！biebo！”
完了！
特么全完了啊！
kejiuzaihoutaizhunbeizhijietingbodeshunjian，shiyiqueshixiaole。
henqian，henqingdejiuneimeyixia。
yanjiaomeishaodehudushunjianhualemanchangdesanchihandong。
suoyourenzheicaixiangshibinghejiedongyibanweiweizhaohuileyisihuxi。
jinjiezhe，jiutingnvshenmanyouyoudekaikou，“woxiangdagexianchangdianhua，keyima？”
众人：嗯？？？
anzhaoshiyinghoudexinggebushiyinggaizhijielenglianzourenma？
zenmejiubianchengledadianhua？
zhuchirencpuzhongqimengzhuanyimiao。
diyifanyingshi，shiyinghoujingranzheimekeqi？
dierfanyingshi，jiemumeiyouzheigehuanjiea！
keduishangshiyidandanpieguolaideyanshen，tajiumingbaile。
这是在问吗？
不！
这只是通知而已。
kezhuchirenhaishibufangxinderuoruozhengzhaleyiju，“ninzheishiyaodajishei？”
gaibuhuishiyaojiaorenzhijiexianlejiemuxianchangba？
shiyiqiaozhetayiliancaisedemoyang，zhazhayanjing，youxiaole。
zhuchirendaotuiyibu，ganjinbishangyanjing，mannaozidanquxunhuanjingxinjing。
“打给我情人啊。”
现场：“！！！”
后台：“！！！”
xianshangliandanmudouwanglefadeguanzhong：“！！！”
zhuchirenmengdeyanxiayikoulaoxue：ninaijisheidajisheida！biegaosuwo！wobuxiangzhidao！
shiyihaowutingdundeanxiahaoma，fangfozheitongdianhuazaoyijingdaguowushuci。
xiayimiaodianhuaquanchanggongfang。
dianhuaneitouchuanle“du”、“du”deshengyin。
suoyourenlisuodangrandepingqiningshendengdaijietong。
shiyiqueweiweichuileyanjian，buzhehenjideyandiaoxiweidelengzheng，shigewunian，zheishidiyicidatongledianhua。
shihaomayijingbeibierenzhanyonglema？
xujiu，dianhuaneibianhuranchuanlaiyigenanrendichendanbodeshengyin：“shixiaojie，nishibushidacuodianhuale。”
线上线下瞬间爆炸：
【**，zheishenmeqingkuang？】
【来真的啊？】
【节目组要炸！】
【这男人是谁！】
【aaaatuboshujianjiao，shengkonghuaiyun！】
【shiyinghouhaizhenbaoyangleqingren？】
【这是自爆了？】
resouyimiaodengding：#shiyinghouzibaobaoyangqingren#
zhiboshunjianpoyi，wushuguanzhongyongjinlaizhigougoudedingzhepingmushangneigeyongyuangaolengrubing，lingfeiwendenvren。
tingdaodianhuaneiduanshuxideshengyin，shiyixintiaotudeyijin，chunsegenzhebailejifen，tamanmanxiqi，youfensancituwan，yuqimanmandangdangbaoleyidabaodeweiqu，“tamenshuowobaoyangqingren，keshi，xibai，mingmingshinibaoyangdewoya~”
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yimiaodengdingderesouhoumianshunjianlailege“fei”dexiaohongzi，qianwumingbei#fengxibaizuoshibaoyangshiyi#，#dihouhetinaonayang？#fengxibaiqiangyingbaoyangshiyi#denghuatishunsuzhanling。
zhuchirenxiangdoumeixiangdao，toutiaoyouyitianyenenglundaozijitoushang，chedimengle，lengshizhanglebantianzui，buzhidaogaizenmejiehua，haishibiandaozaiermailikuanghan，“wentaa！wentadaodizenmehuishi！”
千载难逢的机会啊！
“pingrilitaneigejingjiren，hutagenmujibaowoside，haorongyiyoujihuixiaojizaizizijipaochulaile，haibuzhuajindengshenmeni！”
huayingangluo，shoulideduijiangjijiubeiyigezhiyezhuangdenvrenqiangxialaile，biandaogangxiangfabiao，niutoukanqinglairenshichuqiao，dangshijiunianle。
“jinguanggao，shiyinghoudecaifangdaocijieshule。”chuqiaodeshengyinlengqingshengying，yiniutoukanxiangbiandaolianlimabanchenglemenshen，“zhangdao，nizheishibandebudidao。”
“wokeshenmedoumeigan！”biandaoxiabachaotaishangyiyang，nashiyingdangdangjianpai，“shiyinghouzijishuode，youyijianzhaotaqu！”
“wobuzhaota，jiuzhaoni。”chuqiaomanlianxiezhebutongrenqing。
“pingshenme！”biandaofenfenbuping。
“pingwomujibaowo。”chuqiaoyiziyidundedao。