第2章 这还是人干的事儿吗

《将军令》剧组。

fengxibaizhengpizheyijianzhangfengyizuozaisheyingpenglidexiaomazhashang,shoulipengzhegeipad,baisedeerjiraoguoerduo,saijinerkong,bacaozadejuzugejuezaiwai,zhuanxinzhizhidekanzhepingmushangzhuangrongjingzhi,zixinmanmandenvren——

时忆。

guominyinghou,shangdaoqibashisuilaotaitai,xiadaosanwusuidewawa,meirenburenshita,kanchengnannvtongchi、laoshaojieyi。

“ninzhengshitazuyulequanduojiule?”

“三年。”

“dangchuweishenmexuanzejinruyulequan?”

“为了一个人。”

fengxibaichunjiaoweiweiyiwan,youdiankuse。

“douzhidaoyulequanfuza,yushangbushunxinderenhuozheshi,ninyibanzenmechuli?”

“怼TA。”

shishiyidezuofeng,congxiaojiushiqianjindaxiaojie,lianbeiwunidecishuyizhishoudoushudeguolai,yulequanneixiezangdongxigenbendaobuletagenqian,tayewuxuzunshoushenmeguize,jiuxiangdangniantamenliangdeshiqing,tajuedinglejiushijieguole,erzijizhishibeitongzhi,shiyichuguole。

“那她几时回来?”

“不知道。”

jiuzheiyang,dianhuabeiguaduanle,fengxibaijiuzaiyemeijianguoshiyi,zhidaosannianqiantazaiyingtanhengkongchushi……

“wangshangchuanwen,shiyinghouzhisuoyiduanduansannianchengjifeiran,shiyinweibangeyulequandoushinideqingren?”

zhuchirenmiansebuhao,fengxibaidexinyegenzhejiudaoleyikuai。

“打给我情人!”

huamianshangdeshiyixiaomimide,shifengxibaishuxideshihuaidechengdexiaodeyi,xinliyizhenchangran。

wunianguoqule,yitadeshenfendiwei,yougeqingrenyebushishenme……

等等!

fengxibaikanzheshiyideshouzhizaishoujijianpanshangfeikuaiqiaoji,shuxi……neishiyigewubishuxideshunxu……

mengdibadiaoerji,bugupianchanglimangliudegongzuorenyuangaohan,“mumu!bawodejiushoujinalai!”

啊?

yipangduixingchengbiaodemumudoumengle,jiushouji?

ee,jiushifenglaoshitebiebaobeideneigefangaishouji?

tayouhaoyizhenzimeiwenle,zenmezheihuierxiangqiyaole?

“nindenghuier,wojinin……”

“不用了!”

fengxibaiyishouchuaizheipad,erduoshangdaizheerji,kuaibuzoudaolemumudebeibaopangbian,jihushimangbudiedeshenshoufanleshoujichulai,duizhehuamianshangshiyideshoujitonghuaxiangsheng,wenlewen。

shenshoujieleqilai,fengxibaishengyindichen,“shixiaojie,nishibushidacuodianhuale?”

“tamenshuowobaoyangqingren,keshi,xibai,mingmingshinibaoyangdewoya~”shiyihualixiangshihenweiquside,huamianshangyuanbenjingzhidexiaolianyejiaotaningchengleyituan。

“shixiaojie,”fengxibaixinliwuweizachen,shengyinyishiyaleya,“zhuyinideshenfen,niyuejiele。”

咔哒!

dianhuaguaduanle,bushifengxibaiguade。

“mumu,baoqianle。”fengxibairengxiazheimeyijuhua,tuodiaolewaitao,kuobuchaozhedaoyanzouleguoqu。

mumudailengdeyankanzhefengxibaibadongxiyigunaosaijileziji,zhenggerenhaichuzaifamengdezhuangtai,doulidedianhuajiuxiangshizhonglexie,yigejingerdezhendongduosuo,jiuchakoutubaimole。

“ninhao,qingwenshifengyingdidejingjirenma?shixiaojiegongkaibiaoshitahefengyingdishiqingrenguanxi,qingwenfengyingdizenmehuiying?”

“fengyingdiheshiyinghouyijingyinhunlema?”

“有孩子了吗?”

……

jizhezhuazhemumu,jiuxiangshicangyingdingzhejidandefengxi,meiwanmeile,siweifasandejiuchalianhaizishangnageyoueryuandoujianpaihaole,zheishihoutacaihouzhihoujuedefanyingguolai,fengxibaigangcaineiju“duibuqi”shishenmeyisi……

封熙白!

老子他妈跟你拼了!

zheibianmumudeshoujibeigelujizhelunfanhongzha,neibianweiboshang,chiguaqunzhonghenkuaijiucongjintongyunvdekecpzhonghuanguojingerlaile,buzhidaoshisheikaishitide,shiyishijinjiniancaihuoqilaide,ruguozheimeshuo,nandaoshifengxibaizaojiubaoyangtale?

潜规则?

zheisangeziyichulai,quanwangchiguaqunzhongjiti**,#fengxibaibaoyangqingren#dehuatireduhenkuaidingdiaolelingwaijitiao,houmianhaigenlegebaozi。

yulunyishiduifengxibaijiweibuli,guanggaoshang、zhipianren、huodongzhubanfang,dianhuayitongjiezheyitong,qidetoufadoudiaolehaojiba,daozuihoubidetagancuibashoujiyiguan,“fengxibai!nizhibuzhidaoyanxiazheibupianzi,duinilaishuoyiweizheshenme?!”

wugeyideduidutouzia!

jieguonishenweizhipianrenjianzhuyan,zaizheigedangkou,naozheizhongfeiwen?

erqiehaishizaiyankanzhezhibodetongshi,shunzheshiyidangchangzipu?

脑子瓦特了?!

mumuqianyanwanyuhaimeishuochulai,jiubeifengxibaiyijuhuaduilehuiqu,“duibuqi,huiqujinijiaqian。”

特码的!

youmingzhuanqianyedeyouminghuaa!

qidedoukuaipajinsendemumunaqidianhuajishijiechuqiaogualegedianhua,bulunruhe,fengxibaishenshangbunengchuxianzheizhongheidian!

“shijie?”mumunuliyayizijixinlidejiaojihenuqier,daizheyisitaohaodao,“wonengbunengqingjiaoningeshier?”

“shenmeshiera?rangfengxibaiqinzigenwoshuo!”

bushishuxidebingshanyudiao,ershiyonglanzhonglvedaiyisixixuedeshengyin。

mumudangshijiubaozhale,“shiyi!nidaodixiangzenmeyang?!”

yibanzheimegaobushiyaoqianjiushiyaoziyuan,tazongshiyousuoqiude,zhiyaotayousuoqiu,zijijiuyoujihuirangyulunzhuanxiang,xibaifengxibai,daoshihounazhezhuanzhangzhengjuhainengfanyaoshiyiqiaozhalesuo!

没错!就这么干!

zheibiantasuanpandadedingdangxiang,neibianshiyigancuichengrenle,“zenme?xibaibugaoxingle?rangtagenwotongdianhua。”

“nixiangdoubiexiang!”mumuyaoyaqiechideshuozhe。

“haoba。”shiyiyebugentalilun,zhudongguaduanledianhua,shouzhiyihua,yitiaoxinxifeilechuqu。

“meishide,biehuang,”mumubuzhidaoshizaianweizijihaishizaianweifengxibai,“zhiyaowogaoqingchutaxiangyaoshenmejiuhaole,daoshihouzhuadaotashouqianshouziyuandezhengju,womenhainengfanpuyibo!meishide……”

“mumu……”fengxibaiyouxietongqingdekanxiangzijidejingjiren,haobukeqidedajitadao,“wojuedeshiqingbuhuizheimejiandande。”

“wojiubuxinle!”mumuqidezhiduojiao,“tahainengshangtian?”

fengxibaibazijisuishendeshoujidileguoqu,dandandao,“wojuedetakenenggangxialai。”

weiboshangyigedadadebaozi,qianmianheranxiezhe#fengxibaizhuanzhangjilupuguang,zuoshibaoyang#,houmianjingenzhejiushiwushudavgenzhuandeyinxingzhuanzhangjietu,biaoshiwunianqiankaishifengxibaijiukaishigudingwangyigezhanghulihuiqian,erzheigezhanghudezhurenjiushishiyi!

chiguaqunzhongzaicifeitengle!

“zuoshibaoyangawoqu!wunianqianjiukaishipyjiaoyile?”

“wojiushuofengxibaibushishenmehaoren,ganjuejiuzhangleyizhangzhananlian!”

“shiyinghouzheishenmeyisia?ganjueguahaihenda,guanwangyixia……”

……

mumukanzheyiqunmafengxibaizhanandefennuwangyou,qidezhijiepajinsenwanqi,chaoqishoujijiujichuqiaodiercidaleguoqu,buchuyiwaishishiyijiede。

“xianzaiwonenghefengxibaidadianhualema?”

shiyideshengyintingqilaiyirujiwangdiyonglanyouya,shenzhizixitinghainengtingchuxiexudeqingganbiyin,danmumugenbenmeixinqingxinshang,shoulideshoujiqijibaihuaidechaozhefengxibaiyireng,“zhaonide!”

“xibai,xiangwolema?”shiyishengyinwenroudehen,dunledun,tayoudao,“nishuojuxiangwole,zheijianshiwojiulikebaiping。”

“shiyi,”fengxibaizhongzhongdetanleyikouqi,niutoukanleyiyanjiqidechadianyuandibaozhademumu,zhoumeidao,“womenliangyijingmeiguanxile。”

shiyizaidianhuaneibianxiaolexiao,“nizenmehaishizheimemeiqingquni!”

kadaguaduanledianhua,suijizhengchanghulianwangfengbodenvzhujiaohuiyinglezheijianshi——“zheimebujindoua,nannvpengyouzhijian,haibuxingyoudianqingqule?”

chiguachiledabansudewangyoubeizheicubujifangdeyikougouliang,jitimudengkoudai,wanwanmeixiangdao,guadaozuihoujuranshiyikougouliang?

erlianyeganwendebaguagongzuoshi,gengshijishiyigaodechadianxinjigengsai!

hezhemanghuoledabansu,benyiweizhananduihainengzaideyifen,zaiwangyoudekuanghuantaofazhongfenyibeigeng,jieguonigaosuwozheizhishiqingqu?

zheihaishirengandeshierma?