第5章 王婆卖瓜,自卖自夸!

“nishifushizhuangbaizhouba?”

xiayuruipaxuziyangbuxiangxin,zhijieshuochuxuziyangshifudeminghui!

xuziyangdengdaleyanjing,manmandedoushibuxin!

yanqianzheigenvrenshizijideshigu?

xuziyangzixikanxiangxiayurui,zheicaifaxian,yanqianzhirenyushifujizijidezhaopianyimoyiyang。

只是!

这也太年轻了吧!

zaixuziyangdexinli,zijishiyeshoudedizi,jiusuanbushigenshifusuishuchabuduo,yeyinggaibuxiaole。

zhiqianzhuangbaizhoushuode,tayezhishiyiweizaikuangpianta。

meixiangdao,xiayuruijurangenzijidesuishuchabuduo!

那岂不是……嘿嘿?

“你不信?”

xiayuruilengxiao,kanzhedaidaizhanzaiyuandidexuziyang。

dezhixuziyangdeshenfen,xiayuruiyebuhaipale。

“nizheiyiciguolai,shilaizhaochunyangdandeba?”

xiayuruijinlejinzijishenshangdeyifu,haipayifucongshenshangdiaoxialai,lenglengdexiangxuziyangwendao。

tazheiyiwen,xuziyangshunjianquedingle。

xiayuruiqueshishizijideshigumeipaole!

zaizijibeifuqindaishangshandeshihou,shizuhaimeiyouchushan,zaixuziyangqisuideshihou,caiyunyousifang。

“师姑!”

xuziyangkuxiaozhe,xiangxiayuruishileyili。

tazhisuoyikuxiao,yifangmianshiyinweixiayuruigentayiyangdadesuishu,beifenquebizijigaoshangyibei。

lingyifangmian,zijiganglaijiudezuileshigu。

女人都是小心眼!

sheizhidaoxiayuruihuixiangchushenmebanfalaizhengzhiziji,caikenbachunyangdanjiziji。

“转过去!”

xiayuruikanzhexuziyang,lenglengdeshuodao。

“啊?”

xuziyanglengleyixia,bumingbaiweishenmexiayuruirangzijizhuanguoqu。

“zenme?niganggangmeiyoukangou?xianzaiwoyaochuanyifu,nihaiyaokan?”

xiayuruilianseweinu,xiangqiganggangdeshiqing,tajiushengqi。

tatanguolianai,quejinxianyuqianqianshoueryi。

xianzaiquebeixuziyangjikanguang,xiayuruixiangshasixuziyangdexindouyoule。

“duibuqi,duibuqi!”

xuziyangzuilishuozheduibuqi,lianmangbashenzizhuanleguoqu。

zaixuziyangzhuanguoshenqu,xiayuruizhanleqilai,shenshangdeyifushunzhetadeshentihualuo,luchumeimiaodeshenzi。

xuziyangsuiranbeiduizhexiayurui,danshiyueguangbaxiayuruideyingzitoushezaixuziyangdeyanqian。

kanzhemanmiaodeyingzi,xuziyangjuedezijidebiziyoukaishiyangyangle,youyaoliuxuele。

xuziyanglianmangjinbishuangyan,xinlimonianamituofo。

xiayuruimeiyoumashangkaishichuanyifu,ershikanzhexuziyangdebeiyingfadai,yanshenzhizhongnuyishengteng。

xuziyangzhiganjuezijidebeijifaliang,yiguqiangliedebuanshengleqilai。

“shigu,nihaolemeiyou?”

xuziyangshizairenbuzhule,bianxiangxiayuruiwendao。

“没好!”

xiayuruimeihaoqidehuileyiju。

taxianglexiang,jiuzheimefangguoxuziyang,taibujieqile。

bayifuchuanhaozhihou,xiayuruilenglengdeshuodao:“zhuanguolaiba。”

xuziyangzheicaizhuanguoshenlai。

“师姑!”

xuziyangxiaozhejiaoleyisheng。

tazheixiaorongli,youbuan,youchanmei,youtaohao。

“biegenwoxipixiaoliande。”xiayuruikanzhexuziyangdexiaolianjiuqibudayichulai,kanguangleziji,haiyoulianzaizijimianqianxiaochulai:“shihuagaosuni,chunyangdanbuzaiwoshouli,shifudangnianzhijiaojiwoqinzhiyidao。”

“shigu,nikezhidaochunyangdanzainaweishigushouli?”

“shizhi,dengzhechunyangdanjiumingni!”

xuziyangtingdaochunyangdanbuzaixiayuruishouli,xinlianglebanjie。

zaishifujitadezhaopianshang,zhiyouxiayuruidezhaopianhoumianyoudizhi。

“qinqishuhua,yi,wu,xingxiang,zhanbu!nixueleshifuduoshaobenshi?”

xiayuruimeiyouhuidaxuziyangdewenti,ershixiangxuziyangwendao。

xianzaixiayuruidegongsiyudaolekunjing,zhiyouyuxiangdingjituanhezuo,caiyouyixianshengji。

zhibuguo,xiayuruidegongsizaijiangchengshipaibushangminghao,jihumeiyougenxiangdingjituanhezuodekeneng。

xiayuruizhiyouquxianjiuguo,congbiedefangmianrushou。

正好!

xiangdingjituanchuangshirendesunnverzhongbingzaichuang,jihuwenbianlequanqiudeyisheng,douwufachachushishenmezhengzhuang。

ruguonengzhihaoxiangdingjituanchuangshirensunnverdebingqing,xiangdingjituanyidinghuigenzijidegongsihezuo。

“shigu!”xuziyangyilianziao:“shifudebenshi,woshuoxuelejiucheng,neishiwoqianxu,wozhinengshuowodechengjiububishifudi!”

xiayuruijuedexuziyangzaichuiniubi!

许子阳才多大?

yaozhidaozhuangbaizhouzaimeiyigelingyuzhineidoushidashijibiedezaoyi。

bierenqiongjiyisheng,bujiandenengzaiyigelingyuzhineidadaodashijibie,xuziyangjingranshuobubitashifudejingjiedi。

“biedewobuwenle,wojiuwenni,yixuedezenmeyang?”

xiayuruibuxin,yibaishou,zhijiebenxiangzhuti。

taxuyaoxuziyangdeyishubangmang。

“这么说吧!”

“师姑!”

“zhiyaorenmeisi,wojiunengbatacongyanwangshoulijiuhuilai。”

xuziyangzhanleqilai,beizheshuangshou,kanqilaihenshizifu。

“很好!”

xiayuruibuxiangxinxuziyang,danshixuziyangzhiyaoyoushifuyibandeyishu,xiayuruijiujuedezijidegongsiyoujiule。

“nidayingbangwo,wobianjinilingwaiyigeshigudexiansuo。”

“zhiyu,chunyangdanzaibuzaitashouli,wobianbuzhile。”