youtiaolingjianzeyunqudeweizhishizuibudayandedifang，meirenhuiguanzhudebianjiaoergala，shuyushicongqianpaidaohoupaizhongdoumeirendoudingwangyiyan。raner，tayemingbaizijijinrujiaoshideshihou，jiuyijingchengweijiaodianle。
zheizhongfuqi……fanzhengzuoshashoudekendingbuxiangyao。
“nikan！youtiaopangbianzuoleyigenanren，dongzuohenqinmi。”
“omega？haishialpha，suirankanzhetingshuai，danshizongjuedenianjihenda，buhuishiyoutiaobeibaoleba。”
“youmeiyouyizhongkeneng，neishiyoutiaotadie，tazhaojiazhangle。”
“nishixiaoxueshengba。youtiaoneimehuiexinren，kendingshiweilegaosuqinxuezhang，nihezhangyuyaofenshou，tahebierenshuangshuangbajiahai。”
zhouzaodeqifenshaobulediguhecaiji，zaialphazuoweidingliangzhudeshidaili，gaojiliangzixiangshijialphafuyuletianshengqiangdaheyinrenguanzhudenengli，wulunshiqichanghaishiyangmao，douhuishijiaojiaozhe。ruguoshuogaojiomegashifangxinxisunengrangkongqidoubiandeyinyun，neimegaojialphajiuhuijiangkongqichougan，zhanxianjueduidetongzhili。
zuoweigaojialpha，youtiaobuliwai，jianzeyungengshiruci。lianggerenzuozaiyiqi，jiusuanmeiyoushifangxinxisuyehuirangzaizuodezhongrenrenbuzhutaolun。
“atiao。”jianzeyunyishouzhizaixiae，bujiasisuodekanzhemianqianhaowubolandeyoutiao。tazhoulezhoumei，wen:“niyijingxiguantamenduinideyuyantaolunlema？”
youtiaominchun，mianseruchangdeshuozhe:“ng，bijingzaifenhuahou，meigegaojialphadouhuibaoshouyuyandetaolunba。”
jinguanzaibierenbuzhidaozijixihuanalphadeshihou，yuyanshizanmeide。
jianzeyunshenshou，daizhileyixia，houyouroulerouyoutiaodetou，“wozhenxintengni。”
jiaoshilidingzhetamenderenshenqingbianlebian，digudeshengyinmaosibianxiaole，yebiandegengmile。
“zeyun……”youtiaoyijing，tahuanhuanqichun，quebuzhidaoshuoshenme。
jimiaohou，youtiaodishengdao:“nizhenhao。”
youtiaozairangjianzeyunchupengtoufadeshihou，xinlihezhishiyigezhandou，jianzhijiushikaichulexindongdehua。congweixiangguoyichangnenggoumanzujinqianhejietuozishenkunjingdehetongjingranhuirucidechengxin？tazaixinlianzixiangzhe，jianzeyunzhenshigehaoren，jingranhuikaolvtadeganshou，bingqiepeihetalaixuanshizijiyijingbuxuyaoqinshuyunle。naiherenjiabangzhuta，taxinlihaihuiyouduoyudexindong。
zijizhenshi！taibujingyele。
weidengyoutiaozaijiangshenmehua，tadezhuoqianjiurengleyituanzhi，qianjipaiyouyigenanshengzhengxiangtabizhezhongzhi，youzhizhezhituanrangtakan。
zhituanshangmianxie——shengcuoshuxingdegongzhu。
suiji，nanshengdashenghandao:“wodegongzhudianxia，nihaoya，zenmeyouhuanleyigealpha？”
nanshengshizhongdengalpha，jiaochengyao，jiajingbucuopingjieguanxichengweixueshenghuizuzhibudefubuzhang，tacengyiyejianzailuntanfalesanshiduotiaotaolunyoutiaoheiliaodetiezi，bingduiyoutiaodexingquxiangchanshengjudadepaiji，gongbaosichou，zaixiaoluntanzuzhihuabanshangyouyiyinyangyoutiao，hualeyigenchuanzhegongzhuqun，manlianhuzidekatongyoutiao。
chengyaokanzheyoutiaodefanying，taneixinbumanzu，jiezhezhanqilaishuodao:“wodegongzhudianxia，zenmeqinxuezhangbunengdangnidebaimawangzi，jiuyouquzhaoleyigealpha？haishishuo，tashiyigebijiaoyingzideomega，yonglaimibunineixindequexian？wodegongzhudianxia，nizenmebushuohuaa，gaoguidegongzhubuyuanyibuyumintongle？”
话落，满堂哄笑。
“chaoshenme！xiaoshenme！”jiaoshihaimeicongmenkoumaijinlai，jiuhandao:“daxueshengzenmehaimeiguiju，buzhidaozunzhongketangzunzhonglaoshima？meitingjianshangkeling？haiyoujiushichengyao，woguannigongzhudianqidianbade，zaiyongnidedasangmenjiujiwogunchuqu。”
jiaoshixingli，mingrong。xueshengaichengtaxiaolilaoshi，tashizuijincaidangshanghdalaoshide，yiwangdebenkeyanjiushengxuelidouzaihdadude，cengyangyanshengshihdaderen，sishihdadegui，zhijinguangrongbangshanghaiyoutadayishinadaoquanguochuangxindasaidezhaopian。
xinlaoshishangrenzuiparangjianchalaoshifaxianzijideketangshangyongyouwenti，tayoudingzhudao:“wozhidaonimenshangdaxuejiuxiangcongniaolonglifeichulaiyiyang，danshiketangjiushiketang，daxuejinideziyoubushiketang，ershishenghuohetansuoweizhi。”
“keshilaoshi，womendehaoxueshengyoutiaodailaigebuzhidaoshenmezhuanyederenguolaishangke。”chengyaozhenggeshenzikaozaiyizi，tatiaomeishiyidao:“huoxudoubushizanmenxuexiaodeni。nanbuchengzheijiushizunshouketangle。”
lirongpieleyiyanyoutiaodeweizhi，taqueshikanjianlebutaixiangxueshengderen，zhishiweizhitaiguoyupianpi，genbenkanbuqingdaodishishenmeyangzi。
hdabingfeifengbidaxue，tajiangjiudeshibangzhuhejiaoliu，jiaojihejinbu，yecongweiyouguojujueqitazhuanyexueshenglaitingkedelizi，gengduodeshimorantongyi。zhishiwailaixueshenghuoshifeixueshengrenshi，tangruomeirenzaikeshangtichu，neijiushizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyanjiuguoqule。
chengyaotichuzheijianshi，jiushizaihelirongheyoutiaozhaomafan。
“youtiao，nishenbianneigerenshiwomenhdadema。”
youtiaochuixiayan，chenmoleyihuier，tawangjizijishirangrentuoqidecunzai，lingjianzeyunyitongtingkejiushijirenjiazhizaobubiyaodekunrao。kanlaizhinengchengrencuowurangchengyaobaishangyidaole。zhishijianzeyunbangzhuleziji，zijihairangta……
takaikou，meichushengjiurangjianzeyunqianglexian。
“我是h大的。”
tadeshengyintouzhejifenmanbujingxindeyonglan，sizaishuoshenmebuzhongyaodeshi，ruoshijindiankan，hainengwangjiantachunjiaodandandexiao。
“fangniniangdegoupi。”chengyaozhijiepaizhuozi，qishenzhixiangyoutiaohejianzeyun，“youtiao，nicongnalizhaodetudizhujiadeshaerzi，buzhidaohdayouduonankaonanjinma，zheikebushinishuoyijushijiushide。”
“chengyao！zuoxia。”lirongwendao:“zheiweitongxue，niquedingnimeiyoushuohuang。womenhdameiweixueshengdouhuidengluxinxisuheshuxingshenfen，zhixuyaowoyongjiaoshikajiunengceshichuzhenjia。”
lirongyaoyaoya，kanleyiyanyoutiaohechengyao。tahenbudelianggerengankuaiqusi，zhendeexinziji。naihezaishexiangtouxia，tahaibunengzhangkoupoma。
jianzeyunjianyoutiaoyoukaikoudedongzuo，tabashougaizaiyoutiaodeshoushang，youshuodao:“wobushixuesheng。”
他握住了由迢的手。
“laoshi，nitingting！tazheishishenmenthua。”chengyaogenbenwufalengjing，tayishengqingxiao，bugujideshifanglezijidezhongdengxinxisuliulianweidao。
zaichangdeomegahealphaxihuanliulianhebuxihuandedouchenmole。
youtiaotoumiaoleyiyanjianzeyun，neirendaoshimeilesuoweizongcaidemoyang，yourandexiaoxiao，dalegehaqianer。
“无聊。”
chaneijianjiulianyoutiaodouganjuedaoyizhenqiangdadeyapoli。
chenshuixiangkuosanzaijiaoshili，weiweiku，daigantian。