第3章 你这个打滚的弱鸡

“qinyu,zaijinizuihouyicijihui,gennishuohaohuabutingshiba?ganjinzuogegaoerfuqiu,youduoyuangunduoyuan。”wangyubaozheshou,xixiaodekanzheqinyu,haiyiweishitanagenjindacuole。

“yuge,gentafeihuashenmeya?zhijiefeilezheixiaozi!”

“jiushi,buchushou,zheixiaozihaibuzhidaomawangyeyoujizhiyanni。”

“tabushixiangtuidazhima?yuge,batatuidaquele。”

……

jimingxiaodihuizheshoujiaoxiaodao。

wangyurouzhequantou,huodongzhebozi,diaoerlangdangdechaoqinyuzoulai。

“xianzainihaibunengdata!”

sunzihandaizhebinglengdemianrong,zhangkaishuangshou,dangzaileqinyumianqian。

秦宇倒有些意外。

哎哟。

今天有点意思哈!

pingchangduizijibuwenbulidesunzihanbujinyaoqingzijiqucanjiatadeshengriwanhui,meixiangdaoxianzaichuleshi,jingranhaiweizijishuohua。

zheikeshidaguniangshanghuajiaotouyizaoa。

呜呜呜!

太感动了!

guoranshizijideqingmeizhuma!

等等!

不对啊?

shenmejiaozuoxianzaibunengdawo?

这肯定有猫腻!.

qinyubujinyongshenshidemuguangkanlekanta……

嗯。

腿真长!

sihushiganjuedaoleqinyudemuguang,sunzihandemianrongyoulouchulexiebiyidemuguang。

“zihan,zheimeinishenmeshi……haohaodekanzhe,rangwomennanrenjianyongquantoulaijiejuewentiba!zheixiaozijintianhaoxiangtingniubiya,neiwojiurangtajianshijianshiwowangyudequantouyebushichisude。”

wangyuxiaohehedekanzheqinyuduolejifenxixue。

jigeshouxiayeweileguolai。

秦宇一脸微笑。

你个大傻缺。

pingchangrenwurenliudeziyiweihuiyidianwushujiulebuqi,yaoshifangzaiyiqian,laozizaojiupaole。

kejintian,yaobubanizhengchuxianglai,jiuduibuqizhaojianjiwodeneixiefashule。

qinyuyibianxiangzhe,yibianzaixinzhongjiangyishicaokongshutoutouyunniangqilai。

“chisu?wokannichixiangbani!jintianyaoshimeibalaozizhengpaxia,laozishinidaye。”

qinyunaodaixianghouyiyang,haobuzaihu。

zheihuayichudaoshibazhouweirenheleyitiao。

qinyuzheixiaozijintianfengleba?

这可是王宇啊!

zhenggexuexiaodingdingyoumingdexiaocao,bujinzhangdeshuai,benshihaibuxiao,guangshineiyishenjianzirou,rangrenkanledouhaipa。

“你不要命啦!”

jiuzaizheishi,pangziconghoumianchongleguolai,yibalaqiqinyudeshou,dongzuohenshiqinni。

“怎么啦?”

秦宇奇怪的看着他。

“zheikeshiwangyu,meibiyaohetaduizheganya,wanyishanglezijiduobuhao。”

pangzikelianxixidekanzheqinyu。

秦宇直翻白眼。

sunzihanzhuanguoshenlai,kanzheliangrenlazheshou,jimeinongyanbiaoqingqiguai,takebuzhidaoqinyuhaiyouzheiaihao。

qinyukandaosunzihanneizhanglian,dunshibianmingbaitazaixiangshenmele,lianmangjiangshoucongpangzideshouzhongchouchu,chaozhetabaibaishoudao:“zihanbushinixiangdeneiyang……bushinixiangdeneiyang,wodexingquxianghenzhengchangde,woyehenniude,zheixiaozishiwogenban!”

噗!

牛你个大头鬼啊!

在这里装什么蒜呢?

aiyouwei,woshenmeshihouchengweinidegenbanle?

yaozainvshenmianqianzhuangbi,yemeibiyaolashangwoba。

pangzichadianyikoushuipenchulai,chaozheqinyudengdaleyanjing。

qinyuzhidechaotasonglesongjian,heiheidexiaolexiaoliangsheng,neiyanshenfangfoshizaishuo,peihewo,peihewo,qianwanbunengzaizheishihoudiurenna。

pangzidaoyehenyoujifenmoqi,chaoqinyuzhalejixiayanjing。

qinyuchaotadianlediantou,lianshangmanshizixindexiaorong。

“youwanmeiwan,nimenliangge……”

wangyuzoudaoqinyumianqianbunaifanle。

“laoda,neijiuhaohaojiaoxunjiaoxunzheixiaoziba,qianwanbiediuzanmenqinshiliana,wozhichinie!jiayou!dengxiawohuitinishoushide!”

pangzixianggeyazisideboziyisuo,chaozheqinyuhuilehuiquantou,tuidaoleyibian。

秦宇直翻白眼。

pangzizheijiahuo,tabushixiangxinziji,ershikandaowangyuguolai,xiansongle。

“真想找事是吧?”

秦宇看他一眼道。

“hehe,danineiyejiaozhaoshi?niyetaikandeqizijile,banidadao,jiuxiangcaisizhimayineimejiandan……zihan,nihaohaodekankan,kankannizheiyaoqingderendoushishenmehuose。”

wangyushuozhe,taishouyiquanbianchaozheqinyudalai。

“小心。”

孙子涵面色一变。

只听哎呀一声!

zaichangsuoyourendunshidaoxileyikouliangqi!

dengdajiakanqingchushi,queshiqiqishuaidaozaidi,dadieyanjing。

zhijianqianyimiaohaiweiwubufandewangyuwuzhedatui,canjiaoyisheng,baozhezijineidatuizaidishangdazhegun,aiyaaiyadejiaozhe。

tadejimingxiaodidunshijiushayanle。

jianleguile,zheishizenmehuishiera?

zheizijidelaodacaiganggangchuquan,zenmeturanjiuhaoxiangshibeirentizhongledatuiside?zheijiaodeshengyinyetaixilileba,youzheimetengma。

zheishengyinjiufangfogoucaidaoleweibaside,aihaoliantian。

sunzihanpangzidengrengengshizhangzhezuiba,buganxiangxindekanzhezheiyiqie。

qinyuyishouchengquan,fangzaizuibianqingkeliangsheng,dunzaileyiranaihaodewangyushenbian,zaiwangyudetoushangpengdeyixia,danlegenaoguabeng。

“哎哟。”

王宇叫的更大声了。

“nidaoshijiwoshuoshuo,xianzaisheizaigunni?”

秦宇笑道。

“aiyoyo,zenmehuizheiyang……haotenga,neilihaotenga……”

wangyuwuzhetuishangdeshangtongkujiaodao。

taganjuedaozijidedatuisihubeiyiguliliangjuliedelachezhe,yizhongsiliedetengtongzhichongnaomen!

dajiazheicaikanqingchu,wangyuzhisuoyiturandaodi,haizhenshiyinweidatuitenga。

weiguandesunzihandengnvsheng,bujinlianseweiweifahong,zheirenyetengdetailihai,shibushipale,zaizhuang。anzicuileyikou。

nanshengzeshihongxiaoyitang,zhizhidiandian。

“zheiwangyuyetaimeiyouyongleba,zheimeguanjiandeshihou,jingrantuiteng!”

“ganga,zhendeganga,zheiwangyuyihouhaiyoushenmelianjianrena?genqinyuzheiyihuihehaimeikaishijiudaoxiale。”

“suishuozheihaoxiangbingbushiqinyudadaode,buguozheidequezaitamianqiantingmeimianzide。”

“zenmebushiqinyudadaole?gangcaihaidanlegenaoguabengni!”

……

zhouweirenyibianxiaozheyibianshuodao。

suishuodajiadouzhidaowangyuhenlihai,buguowangyupingchangweirenxiaozhang,meixiangdaoxianzaizaiqinyumianqianquezailegedadaocong,diuliandiudaojiale。

qinyupailepaishou,huanhuanzhanqishen,yongjiaotiletiwangyu,duitadejigexiaodidao:“yaoshibuxiangrangnimenlaodatengsi,jiuganjinbatataihuiqukanbingba。”

“这这……”

yigexiaodihuxiangkanlekan,miansehuangzhang。

“hailengzheganshenmeya?jingbenrenqiazhiyisuanni,zheiwangyushishenxuyinqide,qianliexianyeyouwenti,pingchangla,yaojideduoheshui,yaoshibuheshui,rongyideshenjieshi!nikantaxianzaitengdekude,zaizheiyangtengxiaqu,zhipayihoutadenvpengyouyedegenzhekule。”

秦宇笑嘻嘻的说着。

haizhenbieshuo,tangzaidishangdewangyugangkaishihaishicanjiao,daohoumianshiyijingtengdelianyanleishuibitidouchulaile,cikenalihaixiangxueshenghuidezhuxia,jianzhijiuxiangshiyizhizaidishangdagunderuoji!

wangyujigexiaodihaisuangandianshier,suiranjirenwanbanyihuo,buguohaishilangbeidefuzhewangyupaokaile。

zhouweirendunshiyipianhuanhuzhisheng。

sunzihanhuyidikanzhewangyu,xinzhongjingyadewuyifujia。