剧组道具室。
“lai，**juegao，jiaojiandianqilai，wumeiyidiandongma？”
dangyangmitingdaozheihuazhihou，jiujuedezijidenaodaishangzaimaoreqi。
liandanshunjianshaohongle。
haixiushiyifangmian，gengduodeshi…takenengshoudaoledajiba！
开玩笑，
zheijiahuobatayangmidangchengshenmerenle？
tashilaipaidianshijude，youbushilaipaicpiande！
danshi，bijingcongxiaohunjiyulequan。
shenchuzaizheigeyulonghunzaderangangli，tazhidaobunengqingyidezuiren。
suoyi，tajinliangyayizhehuoqi， yongdutedenaiyinqingshengxiyudao：
“qianbei，zheigezishi…wobutaihaoyisi…”
“youshenmebuhaoyiside，duixideshihoujiuyaobingqiyiqiezanian，nizheiyanghaizenmezuoyigehaoyanyuan？”
yunmuyibianlouzheyangmidexiyao，ganshouzheshouzhongwenrundetongshi，youzhouzhemeitouyuqisuiyideshuodao。
danshi，tadeyanjianquezaiqingweidezhandouzhe。
henmingxian，tadedanran，shitazhuangde。
buguoyangmihunranmeiyoufajue，faneryouxieqiqiudeshuodao：
“kewobujidejubenliyouzheigeqiaoduana…zanmennengquzhaodaoyan，rangtabachidusuoxiaoyidianma？”
tayebuzhidaoyanqianzheiweihetaduixide‘naner’shinagegongside。
yinggaibushiquanneidaka，bijingzhiqianzaidianshishangmeiyoujiandaoguo。
erqiejiusuanshidaka，jiajiekendingyehuitiqiangentashuohaode，yifangtabuxiaoxindezuile。
danbuguanzenmeshuo，tayebuxianghezheirenpai***xiya，yanxiazuihaonengjiaoshe。
buxingdehua…dabulefanlian！
dangran，fanlianyebunengyoutalaifan。
zheizhongdezuirendeshiqing，tongtongjiaojijiajiezheigejingjirenjiuhaole。
zuoweiyirendeta，shenshangbunengyouzheizhongjuyanwudiande！
……
找导演？
wenyan，yunmuchenyinlexia，“zheizhongchidu…buzhiyuba？”
yangmiyanbabadekanzheta，“zenmebuzhiyu，duiwolaishuochidutaidale，wodoubuzhidaoyouzheizhongxide…”
yunmuguzuozhoumei，songkaishouzhongdewenruan，“shouxian，xifenshitiqianxiehaode，nibuzhidaoshiyinweinibujingye。”
“qici，niwanlailehaojitian，daoyanduiniyijianhenda，bukenengtingnide。 ”
“zaiyou，xianzaitiqianheniduixi，doushinijingjirenpanilianxung，caizhaowobangdemang……”
“nijinlaideshihou，nijingjirenmeihenishuoqingchuma？”
yangmimengle，tajinlaizhiqianjingjirenshayemeishuoa！！
jiushuonidediyichangyaoxianbupaiyiduanxifen，xianjinqushuxiyixiajuben。
doumeishuoyourenyaohetaduixide……
tayouxinxiangheyunmushuodianshenme，
danduishishangyunmuneishuangmanshibunaifandeyanshenhou……dunshibahoumianyaoshuodehuayehuileduzili。
yanqianzheigeyougaoyoushuaidenaner，kanshangquhaoyouqishi，yanshenyemanxilideyangzi。
suoyi…huibuhuizhenshitawuhuileshenme？
erqie，cengjialaidelushangqueshihetashuoguo，tadexilusuizhenianlingdezengzhangyaogenggaile。
zheixienian，yangmideminjingbabayizhibutongyitapaiqinmixi。
dantajinnianyijingshibasuile，zheitiaoguijuzaowanyaodapodeya。
所以今天，
tayaodiyicijiechu***xile？
“nengbunengxing？”yunmufangfoshiqulenaixin。
tongshi，tachazaikudoulideshou，jinzhangdekaishimaohan……
zhiyaoyangmiyouyidianhanrendedongzuo，tajiudiyishijiantaozou！
eryangmiminzhehongchun，youdianbuzhidaogaizenmeban。
youyulebanfenzhong，takanleyansizhou，haozaizheilishicunfangdaojudeheiwu，bucunzaibeibierenkandaodekeneng。
“neijiu…mafannile！”
yiyaoyayiduojiao，bujiushi***xifenma！taganle！
zaiyangmifangxiajiexinkaishiyinghezhihou，duixidejuqingdunshishunlileqilai。
yunmudeyixiliedongzuosuiranhaishirangyangmixiudeliansetonghong，neitibiaodewenduyerangtasaodebuxing，dantahaishibuduandizaixinliniantaozheyijuhua：
woshigeyaozuorenminyishujiadeyanyuan！
jiranshiyanyuan，jiuyaoqumianduigezhongqiaoduan！
shizaibuxing，jiudangbeigoukenleyikouhaole！
e…tahaishidiyicibeikenlaizhe！
danshi，sixufenfeileyitong，xinqinghaizhenshimomingtanranlexuduo，qinwendedongzuoyegengziranle。
jieguomeiguoliangfenzhong，yunmuzhoulezhoumeitou，tuikaileta：“kewoyashangle！！”
“suanle…nixianzaibayifutuodiao，huanshangnipaixiyaochuandedudou。”
yangmi：(⊙﹏⊙a)？
啥？！
haiyaohuandudou？bushizheigenaner……bieshiyoushenmeteshupihaoba？
“ fangxin，nihuannidewobukan。”
yunmuhaoxiangcaidaoletazaixiangshenme，zhijiezhuanguoleshen，hainachuzijidejubenkanleqilai。
yanglianshangdebiaoqingjingcaizhiji，neixinbengkuile……
shenmeshihoutayoududouxile？tazenmebuzhidaoa？！
“neige，wonengjiwojingjirendagedianhuama？”
“suibian，buguoshijianyouxian，zanmendexiershifenzhonghoukaishi。”
fushuinanshou，zuodaozheiyibudeyunmubiaoshi：tapinle！
eryangmiwenyanyijingzaixinlimaniangle。
这踏马算什么事啊？
buguoxinlisuiranqijibaihuai，danyangmikandaoyunmuzheisihaobuyiweiyidetaidu，xinliyijingrending：
都是曾佳作的妖了！
pianwojinlaishuxijuben，jieguolimiananpaigeduixidenaner？
tayouyulebantianhaishimeidazheigedianhua，ershifenzhongjiuyaopailetameiyoubanfa。
erqieyicengjiajiedepiqi，tazhendianhuaguoqujiushizitaomeiqu。
qishizaigangcaijiyunmuxianwendeshihou，tajiuyijingrenmingle。
yushihu，tazhudongzhaodaoledudoudaojuneibian…tiaoleyiquan，haoxiangxiangzhaogebuliaoduodiande。
erzaizheigeguochengzhong，yunmuyeshipinfandekanzheshoubiao……
时间可不多了！！
tianzhidaoyangmidejingjirenhetazhenzhengdenanershashihoulai！？
tatoutouhuitoumiaoleyiyanyangmi，cishi，tadenaodaipangbianyouyigezhiyouyunmunengkanjiandejuanzhou。
erjuanzhouwaimianfengzhedeqingzhishangxiezhejindu……80%！
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ps：qiuxianhua、qiuyuepiao、qiupingjiapiao！