第002章:刀剑跳舞,撩妹金手指

云沐,二十岁。

大二!

shuoqilai,zheiyishidetaheyangmishixiaoyou。

都是出身北影。

buguoyangmixianzaishibiaoyanxidayi,ertashidaoyanxi……yiye!

daxueyiye,zheijiuhenmafan。

danyemeibanfa,sheijiaobiedexueshengguaiguaishangkedeshihou,taqutoujiesihuole?

xiaoyuanwangyibo「jiaoshihefuxiaozhang」demingdaochangmian,rangtahuobaobeiying,danxiangduiyingde,xuexiaoyebiaomingletaidu。

fuxiaozhanghe***jiaoshikaile,ertayeshunliyiyele。

meikaichutashibuxiangbashinaoda,shuangfangliugetimian。

dangran,tayaoshibuxiangliutimian,xuexiaoyekeyibaojing,shuotachuanyangseqing。

suoyi……tatmdangshiyebushiguyifachuqudea!

neimexianzai……tashizhongshenghaishichuanyue?

yunmubenlairenweizijishichuanyuedaoletongmingtongxingdejiahuoshenshang。

danzixixiangleyixia,tafaxianbuduijing。

tashizhongdoushita,zhibuguo,gangrongheleliangshijiyi。

钱塘江上潮信来…

yi!jinrifangzhiwoshiwo!

bushichuanyuebushizhongsheng,zhishiyizheishideroushenronghelepingxingshijiehuozheweilaishijiedejiyi。

guer,chengweilexianrujindeta!

xiangxiangyeshi,nayoutongmingtongxingzhangdehaiyiyangdeyunmu?

zhishiyinweitaguoqudeershinian,yizhimeiyoujuexinglingyifenjiyibale。

……

anzhaotaolu,juexingjiyibiyoujinshouzhi。

云沐也不例外。

danshiba,tadejinshouzhimeiyoujieshao。

rangtazuanyanlehaojiucainongmingbai。

kaishideshihou,tafaxianshaoshurendenaodaibianshangyoujuanzhou。

yunmuneishihouhaiqumoleyixia……jieguomeimodaojuanzhou,modaoxuemeilianle。

chadianxilihutudeduogenvpengyou。

zhihou,yunmuzixiguanchahoucaikanjian,neixiejuanzhouwaimianfengzhedetiaozishang,juranyoujindutiao!

suoyitarenwei,yinggaiyaoxiangbanfarangzheijindutiaomanle,cainengnadaojuanzhou。

zixiqiuzheng,dadanshijian,shuileliangxuemeihou……

云沐得出了结论。

zheigejuanzhoubushimeigerendouyou。

男人没有,女人有。

putongnvxingmeiyou,gongzhongnvxingyou。

erzheigegongzhongnvxingdetedianshi,lianshu……

jiandanlaishuo,jiushiweilaideshihouhuoduohuoshao…youmingqi!

tongshi,juanzhoudezhiliangsihuyehezheixienvxingxianrujindemingqidaxiaoyouguanxi。

因为颜色不一样。

bai、lv、qing、lan、hong、zi……

xianrujinyunmujiandaozhiliangzuigaode,shizaijuzukanjian,libingbingnaodaibianshangde。

zheiweiqianxiniandaineidi“sidanshuangbing”liudanvxingzhiyi,xianrujingangduodeyinghouchenghaobujiu,zhengshirurizhongtiandeshihou。

suoyi……tayouyigehongdefaziqiemaodaguangdejuanzhou。

tongyishijian,tayezhaodaolerangjindutiaoshangzhangdefangshi。

neijiushizhitijiechuhuozheyuyanjiaoliu!

zhibuguo,jinjinzhishijiaoliudehua,jindutiaozhangdefeichangman。

zheitamadeliaodaoshenmechengdua?

yikaishi,yunmubaozhexiwangquhelibingbingdahua,xiwangnengjiangjuanzhoujindutiaoguanman。

jieguo,barenjiafandedoujiaobaobiaole,neijindutiao…haitamaxiangdangganrenni,caizoule0.8%!

suoyi,yunmufangqileyibudengtiandeniantou,zhunbeiquzhaogezhiliangchadejuanzhou。

yejiushi,gebijuzudeyangmixuemei。

jisuichudaodeta,yanguoyouniandexianyigongzhu,haihezhouxingxingpaiguosuqier,mingqiyoudian,danbugao。

tatoushangshigelvsejuanzhou,youliangyouliangde。

zhenghaotaqupaixidegebijuzu,shizijibeifudaoyanxuanjiaowuhaonanpeidejuzu,suoyiyunmulailejihui。

yangmiganglaideshihou,tajiuguoqudahua,

chenggongrangjindutiaoshangzhangle3%!!

kanzheiqingkuang,xiangyaonadaojuanzhougumodehaojigeyue。

suoyi,aobuqideyunmuxuanzemaoxian!

tabujiaoliule,tayaoguangmingzhengdadejiechu!haiyaorangyangmipeiheta!

suirangangzheimejuedingdeyunmuhaiyoudiandachu,buzhidaonengbunengxing。

danjihuibaizaiyanqian,bixushishi(shishi)!

dangyangmibeijingjirensongquheiwuzuanyanjubendeshihou,

chenzhezhenzhengdenanerhaimeilai,qiangxianyibu,gaobodade!

jieguoxianran…tachenggongle!!

……

shuoshizaide,yunmuxianzaijinzhangdejiaozhikoudi。

tazheishizaidaojianshangtiaowu!

suirangangjinzuliaotiandeshihou,yangmimeiyouwentashiyanshenmejiaose,congerrangtayoulekechengzhiji。

dansheizhidaoneigezhengpainanershenmeshihoudao?

erqietaxianzaiyijingmeiyouxuanzele。

zaitiqianruxideguochengzhongtafaxian,suiranyangmipeihetajiewendeshihoujindutiaozhangdehenkuai。

dantongyizhongtiaojiandejiechuxia,jindutiaotishengshiyoushangxiande。

mengzhangdao75%hou,zheigesudujiubianmanle。

ruguoyunmuxianzaiyouzugoudeshijiandehua,zaituoyangeshifenbafende,ziranyenengnadaojuanzhou。

danxianzaizheigeqingkuang,duoyifenzhongjiuduoyifenweixian!

suoyizhinenghuanyigejiaoduchushou……rangzheichang***xiyuelaiyue***!

zheishitayanxiajinyoudexuanze!

zhiqianshidaojianshangtiaowu,xianzaishishenyuanzougangsile。

他感觉自己太刑了!

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