三分钟不到。
“我、我换好了。”
shengyinshijiejinyuqiyindeneizhong，danshiyunmuhaishitingjianle。
buguochuyulimao，tazhuanshenqianhaishiwenleyizui，“wozhuanguolaile？”
“好。”
yangmixinlisonglekouqi，zheigejiahuokanyangzibuxiangshihuairen……budui，ruguotashihaoren，ganggangjiuyinggaixiancongdaojushichuqu！
huiguoshenlaideyangmizheihuierdunshixinliyizhan。
zijikezhenshigedashazi，juranzhendezairenjiabeiguoshenzhihoujiuhuanleyifu。
qimayedejiaotaxianchuquya！
haozai，yunmulaoshidexianggezhengrenjunzi，quanchenghaoxiangmeiyouhuitou……ba？
erchuanshangledudouzhihou，qinmixiyanlianhaoxianggengshunlile。
肚兜风，拿下。
jindutiao，97%！
不动了！！！
yunmu：“…wocao%#！”
zheinima，yaobarenhuohuojisia！
咋办？
naozifeikuaiyunzhuan，yunmujuedingbeishuiyizhan！
……
zaitajuqibudingdeshihou，yangmiyijingfeikuainaqiyifupizaishenshangle。
napagangcaisongchulezijidechuwen，youbeilouyaoroupgkenlehaojici…
dancishizaiyunmumianqian，tahaishijuedehennanweiqing。
“a？caiguoqushifenzhongma？”
kanleyanshijian，yangmijingqidefaxian，congganggangdaitaruxidaoxianzai，jurangangguoquleshifenzhong。
tahaiyiweixiayifenzhongjiuyaoqupaixileni。
“biehuang，nidefanyingshuomingniruxile……”
shuodaozheier，yunmuxianglexiang，caijixukaikoudao：“nihenyoutianfu，erqieruxihoubuzuozuo，yihoukendingnengdahong。”
“谢谢！”
yimeizhicisheibuaiting，suiranyunmuyoudiankuadadechengfenzai，danyangmihaishihenkaixin。
bijingsheibuxihuanbeishuohaohuani。
“lai，kanyixiawohoumiandejuben，zheishiyihuierwomenyanxiyaoduidetaici，nikeyishenrulejieyixia。”
tingdaozheihua，mimilianmangcoudaoyunmuzheibian，kanxiangtashoulidejuben。
zhidulejixingzi，tajiuyoudianmengbile。
zhei…haoxianghewodejubenbutaiyiyanga！？
kenengshiwochilailehaojitian，bianjugaibenlewobuzhidao？
wangxiasaoyiyan，yangmideliandaneryuelaiyuehong。
mingmingshizhengerbajingdedianshiju，danzheilimianxiededongxiyetaichaochiduleba？
shenmejiaofuxialehehuansanhou，jiuzhudongtunxiawaishanshengpuguoquya？
cishideyangmikanzhejuben，chongmanqingchunqixideliandandunshiyingchuyimoqiadaohaochudesaihong，rangzhenggerenkanqilaichongmanleshaonvgan……
ng，zhenbukuishishibasuidedamimi，biqianshisanshiduosuizhuangnendeqiangtaiduole。
“这、这能播吗？”
她结结巴巴的说道。
“zenmebuneng，longguozheizhongxihenduode。”yunmusuiyidehuiyingdao。
xianzaideshijianxianshi04nian，zheishihoudezhuadechidukemeiyouneimeyan。
genghekuangyemeiyouneimeduoxijie，yiliangfenzhongjiuzhuanchangle，zenmejiubunengbole？
zhibuguo，xianzaidetabujiujiebobubodewenti，tagengguanxinlvsedejuanzhou。
……
“shima……”yangmixiaodeyouxiemianqiang。
bijingjubenlideduihuahaiyouqiaoduan，gangshangdayidetahaiyoudianjieshoubule。
dantahaizhendetingxihuanzheigejiaosede。
juqinghenduo+renshetaoxi。
ruguonengshunliyanwan，tadexinglubijiangyipiantantu。
zheishigerangrenhennanjieshou…danhuibaojigaodejihui！
zhibuguomeidengtashuohuani，yunmujiuturanzhengchuyiju：“zongjuedewomenzhijianpaixihaoxiangchaledianshenme。”
“a？chashenmele？wojuedewotingruxideya。”cishideyangmiyoudianjiexin，danbuduo。
shahuhudejiudiaoruyunmudequantaoerbuzizhi。
yunmuxianglexiang，huerchaotaxiaoleyixia…
我的天！
shaonvmidunshiyouleyizhongwuzuibadechongdong！
tacuole，gangganghunanmeiyoukanqing，zheifenmingshigedingjidashuaigea！
ruguoshuo，conggangcaikaishiyizhibugouyanxiaodeyunmurangtajuedeyoudiankepadehua。
neixianzaixiaorongcanlandeyunmu，zaitayanlijiushishashanglijingrendewanmeinanshen！
zaijiashanggangganghetadeneixieqinmiqiaoduan，limarangyangmideshaonvxindingdaolesangziyan。
zheidianxiaocaozuo，yunmubiaoshinanie。
tongshiba，yangmiyoujuedeyunmuzheizhanglianyoudianyanshu……
haoxianghebeiyingxiaoyuanwangdeneiwei‘toutieshige’zhuanglianle？
buguomeidengtaduoxiangni，jiubeiyunmuhoumiandehuaxiyinlezhuyili。
“benlaiwoxiangrangnicheditourudaozheigejiaoselilaizhe，dannihaichaledianhuohou…”yunmushaoyouxieyihandao。
“neijiujixuya，fanzhengzhengshikaipaihaiyouqibafenzhongni。”
chuwenjile，baoyebaole，yangmibiaoshitawanquanbupaleya。
danshi，zaiyunmuhoumianjieshichutaxiangrangyangmiruhecheditourudeshihou，yangmizhenggerenjiushayanle。
“换、换上亵裤？”
“dui…qishizhengshipaisheniyeyaochuanxiekude，erqiexiamianshifengside，nibuyongxiangduo……”
“bububu！xiekutaineigele，wojieshoubule，denghuiwoquzhaodaoyan……”
“nimianpizheimebo？jinnianduodale？”
“十八。”
“shibayijingkeyichangshizheixiexifenle，zheishinizuoweinvyirendebijingzhilu，ruguonilianzheizhongdoufangbukaidehua，neiwozhinengshuo，xianrujindeyanyiquanbushiheni……qishinidakebubizheimedichu，yinweiwozuoweinideduishouyanyuanlaishuo，henzunzhongni，bingbuhuizaixineizhannibianyi。”
shuodaozheier，yunmuchenyindao，“shuochulaibupanixiaohua，qishizheiyeshiwodiyicipaizheizhongxi，shenzhiganggangneigeshiwodechuwen……”
“buguowobingbuhouhui，yinweiworenwei，xiyuxingwuguan，zheizhishiyifenxuyaoquanshenxintourudezhiye。”
“a……”benlaihaizaichouchudeyangmi，tingdaozheihuahoudunshiyizheng，taiqilenaodai。
taxinleyunmudeguihualianpian。
cishikanzhetasanfenwunai、sanfenzhenzhi、sifenshuaiqibirendelian，zhijuedexintiaojiasu。
tayeshichuwen？neiwowanquanbukuiya！！
“ni…zhendezhishiweileyanxi？”
“meicuo，yinweizheishiwochengmingbaohuodeweiyijihui！”yunmuyilianrenzhendao。
“那…好吧。”
嗯哼~目标达成！
…………
ps：qiuxianhua、qiuyuepiao、qiupingjiapiao！