第2章:鸡蛋

“wei,shaofeia,wogenwobashuole,danshiwobabutongyi。。。”

wotingzhedianhualichenlingdehua,tadeyuqihaishineimekeqi,danshiwozhishilengxiaoleyixia,woshuo:“xingba,butongyijiusuanle,nimenjiayebuqianwoshenme,wojinkuaigenwomamabanzou。”

wogualedianhua,kaozaiqiangshang,wuzilidedongxiwoyijingshoushiganjingle,wozhidao,wokendinghuibanzoude,zheigejiasuiranpo,danshishiwozhuleershijiniandejia,zheilidoushiwodehuiyigenganqing,**zaiqiangbishang,kanzheneitailaojiudedianfengshan,xinlihendu,yanleiyixiazijiudiaoxialaile,wozhidao,woyaolikaiwodejiale。

duiyuchenling,woyemeiyouzigequhenta,wohaiyaoganxieta,shitarangwokanqinglexianshi,woshigaopanlerenjia,woyequeshizhishigesijideerzi,meizigegenrenjiazuopengyou。

wocongkoudailichouchuyibaoyan,woxiaoshihoujingchangjiwobabamaiyan,zheiciyeshiyiyang,wochouchulaijikeyan,ranhoudianzhele**xiangluli,woshuo:“baba,zanmendoudezoule,nishengqianyibeiziguodezhanzhanjingjingde,shebudechishebudehe,weiyi**leyici,haibazijidemingjidashangle,danshizheibuguaini,nideyanjiumeicuo,zhishicuozaileguimixinqiao,niburangwodushi,zheicikenengwobuhuitingnidele,woyijingyiwusuoyoule,zhinengduyigemingtianle,woyexiangyongshijixingdonglaizhengmingnidelilunshizhengquede,huoxujianglaiwoyouyiyebaofudejihui,neishihouwojinishaoyilianghaoche,jirenjiakaileyibeizidehaoche,zenmezhezijiyedeyouyiliang。”

wojizijidianleyikeyan,wozheibeizidiyicichouyan,wohenhendechouleliangkou,zhanleqilai,likailewuzi,likaizheigewoshenghuoleershijiniandejia。

wogenwomamabandaolaoyejiazhule,danshihuiqudeshihou,shoulebushaodebaiyan,wolaoyehaizaimawobaba,shuowobabahuozhedeshihoumeichuxi,silehaijijialirentianluan,woxinlihenbufuqi,danshitashiwolaoye,shuoshenmewodedoudetingzhe。

buguo,zuirangwoshoubuledeshiwodejiuma,tashigenongcunren,duiyuwogenwomamajianglaiyaochangzhudeshiqingtebiebugaoxing,zongshimeishishuojijuhualaiwakuwomama,shuowomamameiyouyiyebaofudeming,jiubuyaozuoneigemeng,haidingzhuwo,qianwanbiezaixianghaoshile,haohaobadaxueshangwanzhaogegongzuo,baqianjihaileshizhengshi。

wojiumeidasuanyaozhengjingdeguoyihouderizi,zaineilidiedao,jiudecongneilipaqilai,wojiuyaokaodushifajiazhifu,jiusuanyihouwohuigenwobabayiyangdexiachangwoyerenlele。

womeidasuanzailaoyejiachangzhu,woyaozhuxiao,yefangbianwodagong。

zheitianwozhunbeizoule,chizaofandeshihou,wogenwojiujiushuo:“jiujiu,jiewoliangqiankuaiqianba。。。”

wojiujiudouhaimeidahua,wojiumajiushuo:“jieni,nihaideqima?”

zheijuhuabawochizaizuilidefandoujiyechulaile,wojuzhekuaizideshou,lengshimeinengzaishenchuqu,wofangxialewankuai,erhuameishuo,zhuanshenjiuzou,beibierenkanbuqibuyaojin,beizijideqinrenkanbuqi,neizhongziweibisiledounanshou。

wohuidaolexuexiao,kunmingdaxue,yesuanshiyunnanshuyishuerdedaxueleba,huidaoxuexiaozhihou,woyewuxinxuexile,wowaimianqianlehenduoqian,babazangliqianxialewuwankuaiqian,wodexiangbanfabaqianjihaile,huitouwohaidemaiyidongfangzi,buguandaxiao,wogenwomadeyougezhuchu,zheiyilaihuijiudehaojishiwan。

xiangyaofanshenhaishidekaodushi。

“wei,maozi,ganmani?chulaihejiua?”

“youke,jiubuqule。。。”

“wei,feizhu,chulailuchuana,woqing。。。”

“bie,liuzheqiannimanmanshenghuoba,nijialishitingdade。。。”

wogualedianhua,jiangyantoudiuzaidishang,henhendecaileliangjiao,zheixietongxuedagaidouzhidaowozhaotamenchulaishijieqiande,doupale,wobunengguaitamen,renjiadeqianyebushibailaide。

dushiyedeyouduben,xianzaiwozuiqueduben,wokoudailijiujigegangbeng,bujie,lianxiagexingqidetaiyangdoukanbudaole,zhendedaoleshanqiongshuijindeshihoule。

“shaofei,nijialishichuliwanle?”

wotingdaoyigetianroudeshengyin,huitoukanleyiyan,shiyigenvhaizi,gezibugao,xiaoxiaodeyizhi,pifuheiheide,daizhegeyanjing,toufajuanjuande,zhangdehaikeyi,jiaotingdebiliang,weiminzhedeyingtaoxiaokou,rouroude,henyouchugandeyangzi,chuanzheduanku,suirantuiduan,danshihenxianxi,shencaihenyuncheng。

tashihanling,womenbandebanzhang,wobuzenmexihuanta,tazongshiyizijishidajiejiedeshenfenqukandaisuoyouderen,tadeguanxinyezhishijidongxingde,bingbushifazineixinde,zaidaxueli,rendouchengshule,suoweideyouyidoushidaizhegonglixingde,wojuedehanlingyeshiyiyang,taguolaiguanxinwo,yezhishiweilejingxuanmingniandexueshenghuizhuxierzaoshi。

wodianlediantou,zhunbeizou,talazhewo,shuo:“chuliwanle,jiuhaohaoxuexiba,zheijitiannidoumeilai,wozheiliyoudaoshidebiji,ninazhehuiquyanjiuyanjiu,mashangjiuyaokaoshile,nikeqianwanbieguakele。”

wokanzhetadiguolaidebiji,woxinliyijingmeiyouxinsixuexile,wokanzhehanling,woshuo:“niyaoshizhenxiangbangwo,nijiujiewodianqianba。”

wozhenzhidekanzhehanling,tayouyuleyihui,danshizuihouhaishidizhetou,shuo:“nixiangyaoduoshao?”

“两千。。。”

wodehua,rangtajingyaleyixia,liangqiankuaiqianduiyuwomenzheizhongdaxueshenglaishuoyeshigebuxiaodeshumu,danshitahaishicongshoudailinachuleqianbao,jiwonaleyiqiankuaiqian,tashuo:“zhiyouzheimeduo,zheigeyuedeshenghuofei。。。”

wonazaishouli,xinlihengaoxing,suiranjienvrendeqianyoudianneishenme,danshiwoshuo:“woyidinghuihaijinide。”

shuowanwojiuzoule,woyaoqufanben,suiranyiqianyoudianshao,danshimanmanlai,zhiyaowofanshen,yiwanshiwandoushixiaoshi。

wozhongwujiumailegaotiepiao,zhijieshadaoruiliqu,renguimixinqiaodeshihou,jiushenmedoubugule,wojiuyixinxiangzheyaofanben,yaofanshen。

daoleruili,wozhijiequlejiegaodushiyitiaojie,jiegaoshiruiligenmiandianbianjingzuidadeyitiaofeicuiyuanshijisanjiaoyidi,quanguoyibandefeicuidoushicongzheilipifachuqude。

womeiyouqulaoliudedian,neisunzidoubuzhidaopaonaqule,danshizheilidedianpuhenduo,wozhaoleyijiabijiaodade,haipabeikeng。

jimaodushidiansuanshibijiaodadele,menkouzuozhedoushiren,wozoulejinqu,limianyouchengpinquhaiyouyuanshiqu,womeizaichengpinqudouliu,zhijiequyuanshiqu。

zaiyuanshiquyouhenduojiazi,yipaipaide,shangmiandoushiyuanshi,suoweiyuanshijiushicongmiandianfeicuikuangshishanhuozhehelimianwachulaideshitou。

zheixieshitoujiushifeicuizuichudeyuanxing,nikandaodeyigegetoulvdefeicui,doushicongzheixieyuanshilimianqiechulaide。

yuanshiqufujin,mocadeshengyinbujueyuer,dushiderenyehenduo,zheixieshitoudoushimeiyoukaichuangde,xinghuajiaomenggetouzi,henbianyi,jibaikuaiqianjiunengmaiyikuai,shizuididangdehuo,kaichuangdefeichanggui,wushikuaiqiandeshitou,nikaigechuang,chuangkouyoulvse,jiunengfanyibaibei。

zheixieyuanshidoushiandaxiaolaimaide,zuidadeyoujishigongjin,danshidejishiwan,womaibuqi,womolemokoudailiqian,zhiyouqibai,wohaidejiwoliusanbaimaigaotiepiao,suoyinengmaideqideyuanshi,wozhaoleyiquan,zhongyuzhaodaole,wokanzheyanqianzhiyoujidandaxiaodeyuanshi,xinlihenbushuang,zuibianyideyedewubaikuaiqian,erqiezhiyoujidandaxiao。。。

woyegubuleneimeduole,zhinengfudichouxinguzhuyizhile,wozaineixiejidandaxiaodeliaozimianqiankaishitiaoxuan,wobujizhexiajueding,dushixingliyoujingyanderendouzhidao,duokanshaomai,baozhunbuchikui。

wodexianxuanchangkou,dushijieyoujuhuashuo:budongchangkoujiubuhuidushi,suoweidechangkou,jiushichuchangfeicuidechangdi,meigechangkoudeyuanshinengchudehuodoushibuyiyangde,ruguoyaoxifen,douyoujishizhong,dachangquyouershibage,xiaochangquyoubage,erqiehaiyaofenxinchangqugenlaochangqu,feichangdefanza。

wokandaoyikuaihuangpiqiaodeliaozi,henxiao,liangtoujian,zhongjianyuan,budaoyijin,woyikanjiuzhidao,dianxingdedamakandexiaoliaozi“yiwoji”zheizhongliaozihenhaomai,wonaqilaiyikan,piqiaohenbo,woyongqiangguangdengwanglimianyida,feichangdetou,danshihennanbianbielimianyoumeiyouhuo,yongyijuhualaishuojiushisechuanpi,wuguose,pirounanfen。

buguowojiudadingzhuyiduzheikuaishitoule,wobabayanjiudejingyanshuo,damakandeliaoziruohoupierwuhei,bianbukedu,dulaidihuishuiduan,lvsewangwangpianlan,youwufandanli,danshizheikuailiaozizeshixiangfan,suoyikeyidu。

wobashitounadaojutaijiesuan,wubaikuaiqian,renjiakailedanzi,jiurangworangwoqupaidui,dushiderenhenduo,qieshitoudeshifumangbuguolai。

wogangwangneiyizhan,turantingdaoyourendahan“haha,zhangle,mansedouqingzhongdeliaozi,liangbaiduojin,zheigedeliangqianduowanleba,fangpao,kuaidianfangpao。”

wotingzhezheihansheng,jiutanzhetoukan,dishangyouliangkuaidashitou,beicongzhongjianjipoukaile,limianquanbudoushidouqingsedeliaozi,wokanzheyanhongdehen,zheikuailiaoziyuanshizhishaodeliangbaiwan,danshizheiyidaoxialai,shigemanliao,erqiehaishidouqingzhongde,liangqianwanshuaidajiemai,ruguoshiwodegaiduohao,kexiwomeiqiana。

“砰砰砰。。。”

yizhenbianpaodeshengyincongwaimianxiangqilai,wokanzheyougelaobanzaifahongbao,madehongbaolimiandouyouyiqianduokuaiqian,tapaileshijige,suoyourendouweizhetazhuan,**deweifeng。

woshoulijinjindewozhezheikuaijidandaxiaodeyuanshi,made,nengbunengdanshengjijishengdanjiukannile,laoziyihouyeyaozheimefengguang。