第3章:跳色

wozaidianlimiandenglehenjiucailundaowoqieshitou,qianmianderenjihudoumeiyourenkaichulaihaoliaozi,woxinlihentante,wobaliaozinaleguoqu,jiaojishifu,shifukanlekanwo,youkanlekanshitou,haoxiangbuxiangqieside,wenwo:“zenmegeqiefa?”

woshuo:“damakandeliaozipiboliaoxiao,nijiwomopiba。”

dushideshouduanzhuyaotongguoca、qie、mosanzhongfangfalaishixian。

yinci,zenyangca,caduoshen、caduoda,shenzhinengbunengcadouyaokaolvqingchu。

qieshiyeshiyiyang,keyiyidaoqiefu,yekeyiyidaoqieqiong,xinghuayou“cazhangbusuanzhang,qiezhangcaisuanzhang。”nengfouqie,zenyangqie,douyaopingnizijidejingyanheyunqi。

moshiweilekanqingchuneibudeseheshui,modehaohuaiyeshishifenjiangjiude,ruguomochulaiyousede,jiukeyitingshoule,yinweineijiuzhangle,ruguomopizhihoumeise,neijiudejixudule。

shifuyoudianbuqingyuan,genwoshuo:“zheimexiaoyiliaozi,yidaoliangbanjiuchengle,mopiduofeishia。”

woxinlihenzheji,woshuo:“shifu,zheiliaozijiushiyinweixiaocaibunengqiea,wanyiqielelimianbushigemanrou,nishirangwozuoguajianhaishibajiana?”

qieliaozibushisuibianqiede,nidekanliaozidexingzhuangdaxiao,shihezuoshenmedongxi,ruguonimaoranqiele,youkenenghaoliaozidoujiniqiehuaile,suoyiqieshitoudeshifuzhiguanzhongyao,tayaoshibugaoxingni,yikuaihaoliaozidounengjiniqiefeile。

“ai,xiaozi,zheiliaozizheimexiaonijiubiemojile,shifujitaqiele,ganjinde,wozheiliaozizheimedage,haojishiwanni,woyaoganzheshanggelaobandeyunqini。”

wohuitoukanzheshuohuaderen,shigefeitoudaerderen,chuanzhexizhuang,yiliandehengrou,haidaizhegedajinlianzi,dianxingdebaofahu,wokanzheshifujiuyaobaliaozijiwoqiele,wojimanglanzhe,woshuo:“shifu,nibiejiwoqie,yidingyaojiwomo,zheikuailiaozipibo,manliaodejihuihenda,ruguonijiwoqiele,jiuhuailepinxiangle。”

shifuyoudianbushuang,zuiliniantaozhe“zheimexiaodeliaozi,nengyoushenmepinxiang?”

wokanzhetadaliangliaozi,xinlijiuhenzheji,qieshitouderenyibandoutingshitouzhurende,renjiayouyaoqiu,tajiudeanzhaozhurendeyaoqiuquzuo,yinweizheiyangqiehuailebuzhaotademafan,suoyisuirantabuxiangmozheikuailiaozi,danshihaishianzhaowoshuodequzuo。

“made,xiaozi,nibiedanwulaozishijian,laoziyifenzhongdouhaojishiwanni,nimoyikuailiaozideduoshaoshijian?”

wohuitoukanzheneigelaoban,womeishuohua,wobuxiangreshi,wohaishigenshifushuo:“yidingyaomo。”

shifudianletou,danshihoumiandeneigelaobanbuyuanyile,shuo:“nixiaozizhaochoushiba?”

tazhuazhewodeyifu,xiangyaodawo,danshizheigeshihouguolailianggebaoan,neigelaobankanleyixia,jiusongkaile,shuo:“xiaozi,chuquzaishuo。”

womeilita,wobuxiangxintahaigandawo,jiegaoyitiaojiedezhianfeichanghao,yinweizheilimeishimeikedouyouchengqianshangwandezijinliudong,suoyianbaotebieyange。

shifunazheliaozi,zaiqiegejishangdaleyixia,maochulaiyixiehuohua,woxinlihenjinzhang,jinjinwozheshou,woganjueshouxinlimiandoushihan。

shifumolejixia,wodexingenzheneimocadeshengyinkuaisudetiaodongzhe,guoleyihui,shifumokaileyigekouzi,nachulaidaleshui,kanzhewoshuo:“yunqibucuo,youhuangse,dianxingdedamakanhuangfeidezhong,buguoyebuzhiqian,dingduoyiqiankuaiqian,dagediaozhuihaixing。”

wotinglesonglekouqi,woshuo:“jixumoba,kankannengbunengtiaose。”

tiaosejiushifeicuilimiandezousebianle,yikuaifeicuiyuanshilimianyouduoshaozhongyansedoushibudingde,youshihouhuangselimianjiazhelvse,zheijiujiaozuotiaose,ruguozoulv,neishitoufanbeijiugengduole,suoyiwohenqidailimiannengtiaose。

shifuyaoleyaotou,neiyisijiushikenengxingbuda,tabashitoudiaolegetou,ranhoujixudamo,woxinlihenqidai,henjinzhang,ruguotiaosele,neizuiqimadesanqianqibu,erqiehaomai。

wohenjinzhang,jinzhangdehoulongdoumaohuole,wobutingdeyanzhetuomo,turan,wokandaoshifubaliaozinaqilaile,mokaidepilimianhaishidanhuangse,woxinlihenshiwang,made,zenmehaishihuangse?zenmemeiyoutiaoseni?zheikuailiaoziruguomeiyoutiaoseneijiudingxingle,zuiduoliangqiankuaiqian,erqiehennanmai。

shifukanlewoyiyan,xiaoleyixia,shuo:“nianqingren,jingyanhaishibuzu,haiyaomopima?wanyilimianmeise,nizheikuaishitoukejiufeile,tiaosetiaomeideliaoziwojiandeduole,zheikuaijiuchabuduo,jianhaojiushouba。”

wokanzheliaozi,xinjirufen,zheigeshihoushigaizuojuedingdeshihou,ruguoshoushoubumole,hainengmaigeyiliangqian,danshihennanmai,gujidushidiandoubuhuishou,yinweidijideliaozitamentaiduole,suoyiwobixudeduchuyigehaoliaozicaixing。

woshuo:“mo,jixumo,limiankendinghuitiaosede。”

wodehuahenjianding,yinweiwoxiangxinwobabadejingyanlilun,tashuoguo,zheizhongliaozikendinghuichuhuo。

shifutingle,jiuyifuquanbulenisihuodeyangzi,ranhoujixumopi,wotingzheqiegejimocadeshengyin,shentibuzijuededalegelengzhan,wofeichangdejinzhang,ruguoyingbule,wolianhuiqudelufeidoubugou,wokeshijieqianlaidude,wokebuxiangzouwobabadelaoluzi,wobixudeying,wonengbunengfanshenjiukanzheikuaiyuanshile,zheikuaiyuanshikeshichengzaizhewosuoyoudexiwang。

woyanlekoutuomo,sangzigandemaoyan,turan,shifudajiaoleyisheng:“yohe,xiaozi,nilihaia,tiaosele,zhongjianjiazhelvseni,dizihaishibingzhongde,dianxingdedamakanhuangjialvdeyiwojixiaobajiana,yiwanqitiaoa。”

shifuzheiyisheng,bawodehunchadiandoujihanmeile,wokanzheliaozi,zhongjiantouzhelv,hentou,dizihenhao,zhongyehenhao,woduyingle,zheiyezhengmingwobabayanjiudedushijingyanmeicuo,wohengaoxing,wonazheliaozi,xiaohehedezoulechuqu,danshimeirengongxiwo,yemeirenduokanwoyiyan,yinweizheikuailiaoziyejiuyiwankuaiqiandeliao,zheixieqianzaitamenyanli,haibugouyikuaihaoyidiandeyuanshini。

danshizaiwozheili,jiushiworenshengqibudeguanjian,duiwohenzhongyao。

wonazheshitoudaolehuishoujutai,dushidianyibandouyouhuishouyuanshidejutai,zheilikeyijishou,laobanyaoticheng,maichuqujiqian,yekeyizhijiemaijilaoban,danshijiagekendinghuidi。

“xiansheng,niyaochushouliaozima?”

wokanzhemeilidefuwuyuan,wobaliaozijita,tanazhepenwuqipenleyixia,bashangmiandezhaziqudiao,shuo:“damakandeliaozi,huangjialv,zhong,dizidoubucuo,dadaolebingnuozhong,seyeyousanzhong,danshitaixiaole,womenzhinengjiniyiwan,nikaolvyixiawomendebaojia。”

feicuide“zhong”yejiao“zhongfen”,zhideshijiejingkelidecuxidaxiao,jiejingkeliyuexiao,zhongyuehao,jiejingkeliyueda,zhongyuecha。

“shui”yejiao“shuitou”,zhifeicuidetouguangxing,yejiushifeicuidetoumingchengdu,xingjiajiangshuifenweiyidaosanfen,youdidaogaotoumingduzhujianzengjia,sanfenshuizuitouming,bolizhongjiushisanfenshui。

lingyigechangyongdemingcijiao“dier”,yeyouxingjiajiao“dishui”、“dizhang”,shijishangdoushizaishuofeicuidetoumingchengdu,tashiyoufeicuijiejingkelidedaxiao、feicuizhanzhuangjiegoudeximichengdujuedingde,jiejingkeliyuexiao、zhanzhuangjiegouyuezhimi,feicuidetoumingduyuegao,zhongshuiyuejia。

feicuidezhongshuiyeshiyoujibiede,zuihaodejiushidiwanglvjibiede,zheidelunkemai,qicijiushibolizhong,yeshilunkemaide,jiweixishao,bingzhongsuanshidisangedengjiba,bijiaochangjian。

wotingleyouxiebuganxin,zheikuailiaoziruguoyoushigongjin,neimezhishaodeshangbaiwan,danshikexi,tazhiyouyijindoubudao,woshuo:“xing,jiwokaidanziba。”

taxiaoleyixia,rangwodengyihui,henkuaitajiwokailedanzi,nalexianjin,jiwotilexian,woshouliwozheyiwankuaiqian,woxinlimeizizide,yingleyici,kendingjiunengyingdierci,haha,wubaiduyiwan,shizaishizhuan。

laoba,nidengzhe,woyidinghuiyinggengduode,wohuizhengmingnideyanjiujingyanshimeicuode。

wogangchumen,turanjiubeijigerenjiweizhule,wodoumeijiaohan,jiubeiyigerennazhedaodizhe,wohenhaipa,yiweiyudaoqiangjiedele,danshiwobeituozhezoudaoleyibian,wokandaolezhiqiandeneigefeitoudaerdelaoban,tazouguolai,shuaishoujilewoyibazhang,dadewoerduowengwengzuoxiang,wokanzheta,buganshuohua,tashuo:“xiaozinitingkuanga,gantamadingwodezui?”

wobuganshuohua,wozhidaoduoshuoduocuo,renyoutafaxiejiuwanle,takanzhewobushuohua,jiuxiaoleqilai,shuo:“bieshuowoqifuni,niranglaozibushuang,jiuderanglaozixiaoxiaohuo,jiaoshengyeyelaitingting。”

wokanzheta,xinlihenhuo,woshuo:“gun!woshiniyeye,nijingeyaoshiyouzhong,nijiunongsiwo,nongbusiwo,wokendingrangnisi。”

tatinglejiuhahadaxiaoqilai,henqingmie,tashuo:“wanhengde?ruilitianlaowubushibaijiaode,xinbuxinlaozibanidiudaoyingjianglidoumeirenzhidao,dengnishitidouchoulenixinbuxin?”

wodengzhetabushuohua,tanazhedao,zaiwolianshangpaileliangxia,henhendeshuo:“laozishihunshide,zhidaoma?”

wohenhaipa,zhende,danshiwobuxiangditou,wobuxiangwoyeyewobabadoushouru,woshuo:“niyaobubawozaizheinongsi,nijiushiguierzi。”

tatinglehennaohuo,sichukanleyiyan,yaozhezuichun,zhendexiangzhawoyidao,danshizenmedoubuganxiashou,wokanzhetadebiaoqingjiuhensonglekouqi,suirantashihunzi,danshiyebushigansuibiansharenderen,jiushibiaomianheneryi。

“jiwoda,yiyaofeiwochu!”

tashuozhejiuyaodawo,zheishihouwotingdaoyigerenjiaoleyiju:“bienaoshi。。。”

zheijuhuabishengzhihaiguanyong,zheixierenzhendejiubawosongkaile,wohuitoukanleyiyan,buzhidaoneigeyoutouyoulianderenchulaile。