第4章:挨骂

wozhuanshenkanzhecongdushidianlizouchulaideren,tazhangdegaotiao,yimibaduo,lianhenhei,cuntou,toushangdetoufameiyigendouxiangshidingziyiyang,henjingshen,chuanzhexizhuang,pixiehenliang,kanzhejiuxiangshiyoushenfenderen,tashoushangdaizheyimeijiezhi,shicuilvdefeicuijiezhi,zheimeijiezhizenmedoudeersanshiwan。

tazouguolai,neigepangziyoudianbugaoxing,shuo:“dage,niguanwodexianshi?”

“suiranbushiyigemashengde,danshinijiaowoyishengdage,wojiudeguanzheni,laowu,biedajia,zheiniantou,zhuanqianyaojin,jiegaobiandidoushihuangjin,renjiaqianghaolaibuji,niquebagongfudanwuzaizheigeshangmian,buzhidang。”

tashuowanjiuzoudaowomianqian,baxizhuangdekouzijikoushangle,shuo:“xiaoxiongdi,niyanguanghenzhunma,neikuailiaozisuiranxiao,zaiwoyanlibuguoshigezhima,danshiniqueshuotanengchuliao,tajiuchuliao,zheizhongzixinderenhenshaojian,chufeishizhenzhengdexingjia,buzhidaoyoumeiyourongxinggennijinxingyicishencengcidejiaoliuni?”

tadehua,rangwohenjingya,womeixiangdaozaineigedahuanjinglijuranyourenzhuyiwo,buguowokanzheneigepangzi,tagenzheigerenyinggaishixiongdi,suoyibeitazhuyidaoyebuzuweiqi,danshitamenkanzhejiubuxiangshihaoren,tebieshizheigegenwoshuohuaderen,tajiwodeganjue,bizheigepangzihaiyaoyinhuai,suoyiwojiujujuele,woshuo:“wohaiyaoshangke,meishijian。”

woshuowanjiuyaozou,neigepangzijiushuo:“made,nixiaozishibushijuedezijitingyounengnaide,lailailai,zanmenbibi,daodisheiheng,**de。”

tadehuahennanting,wokanzhejigerenyaoweizhewo,danshineigechuanxizhuangdezhishihuileyixiashou,tamenjiuhoutuile,suiranxinyoubugan,danshidoubuganzaiguolai,zheigeshihouneigechuanxizhuangderenconglimiandekoudailinachulaiyizhangmingpian,shuo:“wozairuilizuoyechangshengyi,yexihuandushi,zheishiwodemingpian,nazhewodemingpian,suishidoukeyilaizhaowo,nizheigeren,piqihenduiwodeweikou,xiwangnenggennizuogepengyou。”

wonazhemingpian,tajiudaizherenzoule,wokanzhemingpianshangdemingzi,xinliheleyitiao,tianguang。。。

zheigerenzairuilihenyouming,tayouwugexiongdi,tadebabayiqianshipaichusuodesuozhang,zheigetianguangshilaoda,congxiaojiuzhangzhetafuqinzuoyixieheidaoshangdehuo,tadefuqinhenshengqi,haiqinshouzhuaguota,danshiquewufagaibiantazoushangyuzhibeidaoerchidedaolu。

tianguangdesangedididouzuoguolao,tayezuoguolao,meigerendoushihunzi,youdehaishichiqiangbeibude,erzheigetianlaowushihoumashengde,yeshifeichangdebadao,tingshuotamenxiongdisigegenzheigetianlaowudeganqingdoubuhao。

wozenmeyemeixiangdaohuiyudaotianguang,tamenhunshideshijishiwomenshangchuzhonggaozhongdeshihoujingchangzaiqiuchangshangchuiniudehuati,meigerendoujiaotianguangguangge,gaodehaoxiangrenshitaside,shuobaile,zheigetianguangjiushiwomenshangxueshihoudeouxiang。

wozhendemeixiangdaowonengyudaota。

wobamingpianshouqilaile,danshiwobujuedewohuizhaota,bijingwoshigehaoren,wobuxianggenzheixieheidaorendeyourenheguojie。

wozairuilizhuleyitian,buxianglianshangdezhongkuaibeirenkandao,diertianwocaimailegaotiepiaohuikunming,huidaolexuexiaosushezhihou,wokandaowodeshiyoudoubuliwo,meigerendouduiwohenlengmo,wozhidaotamenhaipawojieqian。

woyemeiyouguaitamen,bijingqianletaijiule,wobaqiandeqiandoujihaile,yigongsanqianduo,ranhouqingtamenquluchuan,danshimeirenqu,doushuohaiyaofuxiyaokaoshile,wokanzhebutingdayouxidesangeren,wozhidao,tamendoushizaiduowo,suiranwohaileqian,danshisheizhidaoshenmeshihouhaihuizaijie,douzaijiwoliansekanni。

wodong,yemeiduoshuo,jiuzijiyigerenchuqule,wobunengguairenjiajiwoliansekan,jieqiancishuduole,zongshihuizhaorenxiande。

woyouleqian,zaixuexiaofujindeshaokaotandianlehenduochide,haidianlesanpingpijiu,wozijiyigerenhe,zenmeshuo,yedekaolaokaolaoziji。

wochizhechizhe,turankandaoyoulianggerenzhanzaiwomianqian,wotaitoukanleyiyan,shihanlinghaiyouyigetongxuejiaozhouna,zheigezhounatinggaode,yimiliuduoba,danshizhangdechou,zuidayanxiao,erqiezaibanjilishuyuhuobaopiqideneizhong,meirenyuanyigenzheiyangdenvhaiziduodajiaodao。

jiulianfangpaodoubuzhaozheiyangde,nanshuai,wokanzhetadengzhewo,xinlijiuyoudiandu,woshuo:“ganma?wojidewobuqianniqiana?”

“shia,nibuqianwoqian,danshiniqianhanlingqiana,nizijiyigerenzaizheilidachidahe,niliangxinbeigouchile?”

wotingzhezhounadehua,xinlijiubushuang,woshuo:“woqianhanlingdeqian,tadoubushuohua,yaoniguana?”

“feihua,tashiwojiemen,nizhibuzhidaohanlingbashenghuofeidoujiejinile,tayiweinishizhendeyudaokunnanlezhejiyongqian,danshimeixiangdaonijuranyigerenzaizheilidachidahe,nizhibuzhidaohanlingzheiliangtianzijichideshenme?mantou,doushibaimianmantou,nizhibuzhidaoyaochiduojiu?chiyigeyuemantoua,niyaobuyaoshishichiyigeyuemantoushenmeziwei?”

wotingzhezhounadehua,jiukanzhehanling,tajimangbashoulimantoubeidaoshenhou,dizhetou,bushuohua,danshicongbiaoqingkan,henshangxin,woxinlifeichangdeguoyibuqu,zhende,wobuzhidaohanlingzhendebazijisuoyoudeshenghuofeidoujiwole,woyeyoudian**,huilaidediyishijianjuranbushizhaotahaiqian,ershizaizheilidachidahe。

haihaowoyingleqianle,ruguowoshule,neizhendeshiduibuqihanlingle,wogenhanlingqishibingmeiyoushenmejiaoqing,zhinengsuanshitongxue,danshitayuanyinazijiyigeyuedeshenghuofeijiwo,ningyuanzijichimantouyeyaojiejiwo,jiuzheifenzhenxin,zhendebubiwoneixiesushedexiongdicha。

woshuo:“yikuaichiba,xiangchishenmewoqing。”

“yo,nazhehanlingdeqianzaizheichongkuoni?niyaodianlianxingma?zaojiutingshuonizheiduanshijianbasuoyoudetongxuedoujiebianle,dajiadouduozhenini,wokanshiniduozhedajianiba?zijiyigerenzaizheixiangshou,nibadajiadangtikuanjini?”zhounashuo。

wokanzhetayifentianyingdelian,xinlihenbushuang,zhende,zheizhongnvrennengzhaodaonanrenyidingshilaotianyexialeyan,danshitabawoshuodewuhuakeshuo,wocongkoudailinachulaiyidieqian,shuleyiqian,wojuedeguoyibuqu,youduoshulewubai,woshuo:“yiqianwu,neiwubaidanglixi。”

wosaidaohanlingdeshouli,tayoudianjingya,kanzhewo,shuo:“biele,yiqianjiuyiqian,duodeninahuiquba,danshiwoyaowenni,zheiqianneilaide,niqianwanbuyaozuohuaishi,huihuileniyibeizidezhidaoma?”

wotinglexinliyougandongyouhaoqi,zenmedoujuedewohuibianhuaini?woshuo:“butoubuqiang,dushiyinglaide。”

hanlinggengjiachijingdekanzhewo,shuo:“dushi?nifenglema?niwangjinibabazenmesidema?”

wotinglejiuhenshengqi,woshuo:“hanling,woshijielenideqian,danshibieyiweizheiyangnijiuyouzigejiaoxunwo,wozoudeluwozijinengfuze,xingma?”

“gouyaolvdongbin,neitianniyaotiaoloule,jiwofayiduanxin,woquweiguan。”zhounashuo,tashuozhejiulazhehanlingzoule,woxinlitebieshengqi,wokanzhehanlinghaihuitoukanwo,yanshenliyouhenduoxiangshuodehua,wozhidaotayaoshuoshenme,wufeijiushibuyaorangwozhongdaofuzhezhileide。

wojuedewobabadeyanjiujingyanyouyong,suoyiwoyebuhuizhongdaofuzhede,woyidingnengfanshende。

woyemeixinqingchifanle,jiujiezhangzhunbeizou,shenshanghaiyouwuqianduokuaiqian,dengyoushijianzaiquduyici,zheicidugedade,shuobudingwojiunengyiyebaofule。

womeizhunbeihuisushe,miandeneibangxiongdiwanshangshuijuehaidedianjizhezenmefangzhewojieqian,wozhaoleyilvshe,sanshiduokuaiqian,zhunbeizhuyiwanshang。

kunmingdaxuefujindaochudoushilvshe,gaodangdedidangdedouyou,wozouzaidenghongjiulvdedajieshang,kanzheneixiegaodangdejiudiandalou,buzhidaowoshenmeshihoucainengzhujinqu。

“ai,shaofei,zhenqiaoa,yudaonile,nibabazenmemeilaijiewoa。。。”

wotingdaoyigeshuxideshengyin,jiuhuitoukanleyiyan,wohaiqiguaini,zheishisheia,woyikan,juranshichenling,tachuandekeshiyoudianxinggan,woconglaidoumeijiantazheimechuanguo。

tachaozhewozouleguolai,wodoumeiganren,yishenfenzisededuanpijianxiaowaitao,chentuochutajuejiadeshencai,yishuangheisedegaoyao**,jiangtade**xiujiandebizhi,qiheidetoufayouzhezirandeqifuhududazaijianshang。qingchemingliangdetongkong,wanwandeliumei,zhangzhangdejiemaoweiweidizhandongzhe,baixiwuxiadepifutouchudandanhongfen,bobodeshuangchunrumeiguihuabanjiaonenyudi。

zheiyikanjiuzhidaochulaiwande,tashuodehuayeyoudianqiguai,wobabasiletayinggaizhidao,buzhidaotashenmehuizheimewen,dangwokandaotashenhouzhuizhesangenanshengdeshihou,wojiudongle,nawodangtuolaile。

“shaofei,wodouwangle,nibabaqushileshiba,buhaoyisi,ganghao,niyehuikaicheshiba,nisongwoba,wohelejiule,bunengkaiche。”chenlingshuo,tashuozhejiubacheyaochijiwo,wonazheshouli,kanleyixia,malashadigt,zheichedeliangbaiduowanni。

“ai,xiongdi,nishiluguodeba?yaoshiluguo,nijiuzouba,xiongdimenhaiyoushini,yaoburan,xiongdijigekedezhaoninongdianlezile,sheijiaonibawodelezijidaizouleni?”

wotingzheshuohuaderen,jiusaoletayiyan,chuanzheyishenxiuxianmingpaizhuangfantexikuande,zhangdebushihenhaokanlianshangdoushigeda,shougaoshougaode,liuzhezhangtoufa,genpitoushiside,zheirenshixuexiaodexiaobawang,sheidourenshi。

“wangqing,woshinidelezi?”chenlingbugaoxingdeshuoleyiju。

zheirenjiaowangqing,jialiyoudianqian,jutiyouduoshaoqianwobuzhidao,jiushihenyouqian,suoyihenbadao,huannvyougenfanshuside。

“chenling,doutamashichulaiwanderen,doudaobinguanmenkoule,niyaohuijia,dougemenwanni?”wangqingshuo。

“wojihuahuamianzi,tayaoqingwolaicanjianideshengriyanhui,meishuoyaogennimenkaifang,shijianyebuzaole,wosijilaijiewole,jiubupeinimenwanle。”

tashuozhejiuanxialewoshoulideyaochi,dakailechemenzuoleshangqu,wokanzhewangqing,tadengzhewo,yifuyaoshiwoganzoujiunongsiwodeyangzi。

woxinlihenbushuang,qishiwobuxiangbangchenlingde,danshiwotebiebushuangwangqingkanwodeyanshen,suoyiwohaishikailechemen,zuolejinqu。

“made,niyouzhong,xiaosiji,kanlaoziyihouzenmeshoushini。”