004 抓鸡是个力气活

lintianyebuguanshexiangdagemendezhenhanbiaoqing。

dandingdejiekaileweizailiangpiantiesiwangzhongjiandeshengzi,zijijinquzhihoubingmeiyoujizheguanshang。

“kuaijinlai,shengdedenghuierjipaolehaidezaiquzhuo。”

tacuicuzheshexiangdage,qizhongyigedaomeidanyingzhetoupikangzhexiangjigenlejinlai。

pumianerlaideyigujishijiazazheguwudeweidao。

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“lintian,zheijiyaobuyaorenna?”

shexiangdagehedezhitiaojiao,jiqidoukuaitaibuwenle。

“yibanqingkuangxiabuyao。”

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shexiangdagehaiyiweizheijiujieshule,zhengyaochuququefaxianlintiandakailejiaoluolideyikoudagang,conglimianyouyaochuxuduodeyumimian。

heyecaiyiyang,suiyidisaluozaidishang。

“bushiyijingweileyecaima?zenmehaiyaojiabiedea?”

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lintianyibianweijiyibianjisheyingdagedayijiehuo。

【wokao?yuanlaiweijihaiyouzheizhongxuewenma?】

【zheigelintiandaodicongnaxuelaidezheimeduoxiqiguguaidezhishia?】

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danmuxinzhongdeyihuoyetongyangbeijiedale。

renbuzhugantanzheigexiaoxianrousuiranyewunenglibuqiang,danshiluanqibazaodedongxidongdehaizhenbushao。

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“xiaotiana,nizheihuitangcunzenmeyemeizaodiangendajiashuoyisheng?”

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tarenhaiweizoujin,hongliangdesangmenjiuyijingtingdeqingqingchuchu。

“daniang,haojiumeijiannizheizhongqigengzuleya。”

“wozheishiyeweizhu,shiyeweizhuma。”

lintiancaquejiaodejidihanzhu。

mianduizheizhongwentiduoshaoyouxieganga,buguohaishihenreqingdehuiyingzhe。

“laola,laola,meiyiqianzhongyongla。”

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daniangyibianshuozhe,yibianbazheiyidouzicaifangzaijiquanwaimian。

“sheishuodaniangbuzhongyongde?wodiyigezhaotasuanzhangqu!”

“daniangzhonglezheimeduocai,zheixiakeyaodabaozuifule。”

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doudedaniangxiaodeqianyanghouhe。

mianduidaniangdereqing,lintianyebingmeiyoujujue。

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jintiannijiajiwodiandoujiao,mingtianwojinisongdiandonggua。

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【turanganjuecunzilideshenghuozhenmeihaoa,wohaoxiangdoumeiyouchiguoneimexinxiandecaini。】

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【dajiakebiebeitajixinaole,zheikendingshizhuangchulaide,tapabushijiuxiangyongzheilaixibaiba!】

【youdaolia,zheigejiahuojuxinpoce。】

lintianbingbuzhidaodanmudexiangfa。

cikedetahaiyougengyaojindeshiqingyaozuo。

抓鸡。

“dagemen,nimennengbunenglairenbangwogemanga?”

tazhijiechaosheyingdageqiuzhu。

“做,做什么?”

buzhidaoweishenme,zheiqunzhuanghanmentingdaolintianzheihuaxinligedengleyisheng,zongjuedehaoxiangbushishenmehaochashier。

“dangranshizhuaji,bushishuohaoleyaozuogejima?”

lintianxiaozhezhizhizheiqunfeishuodezoudiji。

摄影大哥:???

nizheijiahuochabuduodeleba,nanbuchengshiwanzhendea?

suirantamenyiqundoushizhuanghan,kanqilaiwudasancu,keshicongmeilaiguocunzili,gengmeiyoujiechuguozheizhongjiaqin。

tuituozhihou,zuizhongyijiandaoshitoubudefangshixuanchuleyigedaomeidanfangxiaxiangji。

jibuqingyuandegenzhelintianjinquzhuaji。

“我要怎么做?”

dagesuiranjinshijinlaile,danqueyilianmengbi。

zheibeizimeiganguozheizhonghuo,zheibuqiangrensuonanma?

“bangwoduzhejiwojiuxing,zanmenlianggeyirenyigejiao,zheiyangzheixiejiwuchuketao,jiuzhinengjujizaizhongjian。”

“一抓一个准儿。”

lintianzaizhuajizhiqianhaizhidinglezhanshu。

zhanshuzhidingdehenhao,danshijianqilaijiubushineimehuishierle。

zhuanghansheyingdagekandaoneiqunjiyibiangegeda,yibianchaozhezijixiongmengdezoulai,beihededuodaolezhongjian。

zheiqunjiyehenkuaijiujinlewoli。

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“zanmendegoutonghaoxiangchuledianwenti,meishi,zanmenzhonglai!”

林天也凌乱了。

gangcaidejihuatingqingxideya,meixiangdaozheigesheyingdagekanzhetingzhuangde,juranshiwaiqiangzhonggan。

“好。”

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buguozheicilintianyemeiyouzaiquyilaidagebangzhule。

tayibianzixiguanchazhe,yibiansijierdong。

最后趁其不备。

duanduanliangfenzhong,jiunaxialeyizhiji。

快准狠。

“zanmenyizhijigouchima?”

“zheimeduorenni,yongbuyongzailaiyizhia?”

zhuawanyizhijihaibugou,lintianyousicunleyixia。

“buyongbuyong,womenfanlianghenxiaode,yizhijueduigoule!”

sheyingdagemenlianlianyaotou。

开什么玩笑啊?

guangshiyizhijidouyaolebantiaoxiaoming。

yaoshizaizhuayizhi,feidebamingdoujiaodaizaizheili。

“那也行。”

lintiandiandiantou,zhijielinzhezheizhishanzhechibangdeji,dadalieliedezouchulejiquan。

chuqudeshihoushenzhidouhaimeiwangbashengshuanshang。

zhongxinhuidaoyuanzili,lintianzhijiezhuailegexiaomazha,zaiyashuijingpangbianzuoxia。

“ba,niganjinjiwoshaohureshui,denghuierwodebajimao。”

tazaicichaoloushanghanleyisheng。

【woca,zaizongyilizhiboshajima?zheipabushishishangtouyihuileba?】

【xiaosile,gangcaisheyingdageneibiaoqingyilianmengbiawei。】

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【zhuagejisuanshenmebenshi,shajikemeiyouneimejiandan,denghuierjueduiyoutadiurende!】