第1章 白蜿闹事

haohuayongchi,jiehunjinianri?

jiehunsannian,zheiyangdejiehunjinianridangzhenrangsuoyounvrendouxianmu。

zhishuyusumoyigerendeshengdayanhui。

只是……

“ni!”sumokanzheganggangzhudongtiaojinshuilidenvziyizhencuoe。

“hehe!”baiyakanzheanshangdesumo,lianshangfuxianchuyimoxise,zimingdeyi。

“baiya,nizheishizuoshenme?”

sumokanzheyanqiandenvren,yanjinglifuxianchuyimowunai。

tadoubuzhidaozheishidijicile。

“sumo,jirannidouzhidaole,wozainimianqianyebuyongzhuangshenme。”

baiyagouqizuijiaolengxiaozheshuodao。

“baiya,nihebini!”sumokanzheyanqiandenvzi,lengdandemouziliquanshikuse。

baiyaashiyoumingdedamingxing,zuoyoufengyuan,zhuipengdenanzibuzaishaoshu,danshisumoquepianpianbudongle,zheiyangyigenvren,xiangyaoshenmeyangderenmeiyou,pianpianxihuanshangleyueyimingzheigeyoufuzhifu,jicisanfanguolaizhaoshiqing。

“sumo,zheigeshihoule,woxiangyaoshenmeniyinggaizhidaocaidui。”baiyakanzhesumo,yiliandedeyi,zheigenvrenzuihaohaishizhinanertuicaihao。

baiyabiyidexiaozhexiaozhe,yanqiandezheigenvrenbaibaidezhangleyizhanglian,kankanzhengrilichuandeyifu,bushibaidaguajiushizhiyezhuang,jintiankeshijiehunjinianri,douchuanchengzheiyang,ashidedameinvyouzenmeyang?tangtangdeyueshijituanyueyiminghaibushixinganqingyuanbaidaozailetadeshiliuqunxia。

“baiya,nixiangyaoshenme,yueyiminghenqingchu,niruoshizhendexiangyao,niquzhaota。”

sumozhouqimeitou,zheigenvrenshizairangtawunaiyoubuzhisuocuo。

tabuxiangbaiyabashiqingnaoda,henduorendouzhidaoyueyimingzaiwaimianyanglegeqingren,shizhumingdeyixiannvxingbaiya,zhishizheixierenyezhishimomodikanzhe。

“sumo,ruguoyimingkenjiwo,wohaihuilaizhaonima?nizhidaode,yimingbuaini,woyeshuoguohenduo,zhishitajiushibuken,suoyi,woqiuqiuni,zhiyaonikenfangguoyiming,zheixieshiqingziranbuhuifasheng。”

sumodanrandetingzhe,zhishijinjinwozhedequantou,zhidaotaxinliyouduokuse。

“sumo,niduiyuyiminglaishuozhibuguoshiyikuaiergejiaodetajiaoshibale!woqingqiuni,batarangjiwoba,woaita,tayetengwo。woqiunile,haobuhao,woqiuqiuni,woaita!”

“neiwozheigezhengpaifurenshishenme!”sumozaiwenziji。

tamendegushihenjiandan,daxuesinian,yueyimingzhuitasinian,tadongxinle,yiweikeyixiangfujiaozile。

“heng,nibuken!”baiyakanzhesumoneizhangtaoyandelian,jianjianshiqulizhi。

taganggangkeyikudehencan,zheiyikejiukeyitieshixinchang,youqizheigejiaosumodenvrendangletadedao。

“a!jiuminga!”baiyaturandajiaodao,sumohenshichayi,yishibuzhidaozenmezuo。

baiyadehujiushenghenda,henkuaiyinlaileyiqunren。yiyueyimingweishou,yiyueerxia,puxiangshuilidebaiya。

liangjiuzhihou,baiyasuanshibei“jiu”qilaile。

“sumojiejie,nizenmebawotuixiashuile,wobujiushishuonijintiandeyifuhenmeiyounvrenweierma?nizenmezheiyanga!”

baiyacongshuilichulai,gengjiadechuchukelianle。

“womeiyou!”sumokanzheyueyiming,zheigeshihou,zheiyangdehaomendayuan,tanengqiqiuxiangxindejiuzhiyouyueyimingyigeren。

“wuwuwu,yiming,nizhidaowode,wobuhuiyouyonga,shangciwomenquwenquanguan,wobuxiaoxindiaoxiaqu,yujindoumeile,haishinibawodaishanglaide。niwanglema?xianzaiwoyouzenmehuiyongzijidemingxianhaijiejie。wuwu……”

“baiya,nigoule,wo!”

“啪!”

sumoganggangkaikou,yibazhangrangtayishunjianlianglexialai。

“sumo,nipingshiwuliqunaojiusuanle,xianzaidangzhezheimeduorendemian,shixiangrangwoyanmiansaodima?”

yueyimingyouxiehentiebuchenggangdekanzhesumo。

zhouweiderengengshizhizhidiandian,meiyouxiangdaoyuejiashaofurenzheiyangbudongguiju。

“……”

sumobunufanxiao。dajiadoukandechulaizheishiyueyimingtanhuzijideqingrenbuguyuanpeisihuo,zhishiquemeiyourenganjizijishuojuhua。haizheimeduodechaoxiao。

“womeiyou!woshuolewomeiyou。”sumozhiaodexinggerangrenkanzhexinteng。

“sumo,nijianzhibukeliyu。”yueyimingkanzhesumoxiaozhe,shuowanhua,buguzhongrendemuguang,yueyimingjingzichanzhebaiyawangbieshuzouqu。

“dousanleba,xiyanwanle。”sumoweiruodeyijuhuazhongrenzuoniaoshousan。haiweizouyuandeyueyiming,jiaobuyidun。

sumokanzhezheichangshengdadeyanxi,weitadingzhi,youtaluomu。

tanlekouqi,huiyiyuanba!xiangbiyueyiminghebaiyabuxiangkandaota。

“mojie,nizaizheilia!wodouzhidaole,nimeishiba!”wenjingzhaolebantian,danxinlebantian,meixiangdaosumomeishirenyiyangdezuozaizheili。

“nijuedeni!”sumoxiaodao,zheiyangdeshiqingmeiniandouyou,tameiniandoushangxin,qibushitaishale。

hekuang,zheisannian,rangtajuedezijiguoleshijinian,zaojiumeiyouledangchudejingtou。

“hehe,nimeishijiuhaole,duile,gaosunigehaoxiaoxi,wodenanshenlaile,laizanmenyiyuanle!”wenjingjidongdeshuodao。jiuchashouwuzudaole。

“你的男神?”

“haha,wodenanshen,neikeshiyejiedeshenhuaa!”wenjingyanjingmaozhexingxing,chongbaideshuozhe。

“zenmegeshenhua?”sumohenshaobagua,zhishijinrixinqingbuhaojiusuikouwendao。

“tazhendeshigeshenhua,takeshiguoneiyiliudequanjishou,mojie,nizhidaode,jiushineizhonghenmandeneizhong,wa!jianzhishoubule。”wenjingtaozuideshuozhe。

“ng。”sumohenshifuyan,yuanliangtameiyoubanfa。

“shenmea,mojie,takeshiwomenashizuidadeneigezhubaogongsi,jiao,jiaomingjue,takeshiceoa!haoshuaihaoshuaide,wa!”wenjingjixutaozui,sumowunaideyaoyaotou。haishinianjixiao。

“mojie,nibuyaoyaotoua,wogaosuni,tacaibushinixiangdeneizhongfuerdaini!takeshiquguojunduide,houlaijialideshiyemeiyoubanfacaituiwude,wotingshuotadangshizaijunduilichulukehaole。buguoxianzaigenghao,ceo,yiliuquanjishou,jianzhijiushiwodemengxiang!”

wenjingkanzhesumohaobuzaiyi,gengjiabuliuyudidejieshaozhe。

“wo,zheimelihai。”sumodanrandeshuozhe。mingxiandefuyan。

“mojie,nikezhendanding,wodenanshenchumingyuandoubunengrangniyousuobodongle。ai。”wenjingyaoyaotou,yanjinglihaishiyipianhuanxiang。

chumingyuan?sumoyaoyaotou,meiyinxiang。

“haole,wenjing,woduinishuodezheigeshenmenanshenqueshibuganxingqu,xianzaigenwoquchafangba!wozhidao,xianzainiyaoshibugenwoqu,yihuieryidinghuibeishoushi。”

sumowunaideshuozhe,haiyouhenduoyaojindeshiqingyaozuo,naliyouzheixiexianqingyizhiliaozheixie。tayizhidoujidezijishigeyoufuzhifu,erqiehaishiyiduanmeiyouwendudehunyin。erjiuzaigangganghaijieshulezijihuajiyibandejiehunjinianri。

sumoyaoyaotou,qiangpozijibuquxiangyueyiminghebaiya。

“haole,haole,sumojie,womenzouba,wodenanshenkanlaizhiyouwozijinengxinshangle。”wenjingyouxiekuazhangdeshuozhe,sihusumoyutazhijianyoulewushudedaigouyiyang。sumoyibiankanzhebinglibiao,yibiantaitoukankanbingfangmenpaihao。

rifuyiritongyangdeqingkuang,sumozaojiuyijingxiguanlezheiyangdeshiqing。yijianyouyijian,sumojixieshidediantoutaitouzhijianxunwenzhe。

“hu,zongsuanyaojieshule。”sumotankouqi,jinrizongshijuedefanzao,meitiandoushizheiyangdejixieshixunhuan,weidujintianjuedefanzao。huoxushiyinweishoulejinrideyingxiangba。

“wa,mojie,woturanjianfaxianwohaixuyaoyigenvshena!”wenjingkanzhesumo,yanjinghaoxiangshizhijianshuxidexingxingyan。

“xiangshenmeni!”sumokanzheyanqianwushiwukedouyouhuolideyatou,yizhenqianxiao。“woshuozhende,mojie,niganggangshuohuadeyangzizhendeshihaoshuaia!zheijiushiwodenvshena!”wenjingchongbaideshuozhe,ganggangsumodeyangzijiushitayanzhongdegaishiyingxionga!

“hehe,haole,gankuaichaba!”sumokanzhebinglishangdeganggangcaijiashangdeyigedingjivipbingfang,zheishishenmeqingkuang,benlaimeiyoudezheiyixiang,xianzaiyoupingbaiwugudeduoleyixiangrenwu,sumoyibiankanzheyibianwangbingfanglimianzouqu。

qiangshang?zheiyangdezhengzhuangkebuchangjian。sumoyaoyaotou,zheikebuguantashenmeshi。“dangdang!wojinlaile!”sumoshuowanhua,yijingtuimenerjinle。

nanrengutongsedepifusanfazhejiankangdemeili,suiranzhishiyigehoubei,sumoyijingkeyixiangxiangzheigerenfeitongyibanle。

“ng?”nanrenhunhoudeshengyinxiangqi。

“wo,duibuqi。”sumohuanglihuangzhangdetuilechulai,lianshangdaizhenongnongdeganga。

“yoyoyo,kankanzheishisheia,zheibushiwomendeyuetaitaima?tingshuojintianzaoshangyouyichuhaoxia!zhenshikexile,wojingranmeiyouqu。hehe。”

yingmianzoulaidenvrenpiaozheyiguxiangfeng,lianhuxijinqudekongqidoudaizheyiguziniweier。

“baiwan,zheilishibingfang,wobuxianggennizaizheilinao。”sumozhouqimeitou,zheilianggejiemei,meiyouyigerangrenshengxinde。

“hehe,nishisheia!genwonao,niyoushenmezigegenwonaoa,haizhenshigenwomeimeishuodeyiyanga,aiyo,zheishishenmeweiera!fuermalin?sumo,nihaishigenvrenma?zhengtianwanshangwenzhezijishenshangdeweidaonishuidezhema?hehe!”

baiwanyijiubukenfangguo,zuoweiashitongrenyiyuanliyuanzhangdenver,yaoshenmeyoushenme,pianpiana,rangtakanzhezheigenvrenaiyandehen,jiuzheiyangdezise,pingshenmegentademeimeiqiangnanrena!