第2章 双贱合璧

“baiwan,woshuibushuidezhe,zheijiubuyongniguanle,xianzaiwozaigongzuo,mafannirangyixia。”sumolengdandeshuozhe,yuzheiyangderentashizaibuxiangshuoshenme。baiwan,baiya,meiyouyigeshengyoudedeng,pianpianquandourangtayushangle。

“wocaimeiyougongfugennizaizheililuanshuoni,wojintianlaikeshiyoushiqingde,nizuihaobuyaofangaidaowo,fouzewoduinibukeqi。”

baiwanturanwangsumozheibianzhanleyixia,yingshengshengdebasumojikaile。“baiwan,zheishiwoyaochadebingfang,niyaozuoshenme!”

sumobumingsuoyi,tajueduibuxiangxinbaiwanshixiangyaochafang。“buyongniguan,nizuihaozuohaonizijideshiqing,zheilimianderenbuyongniguan,qiaoqiaonideyangzi,yebupahedaoren。”sumolengmodekanzheyanqianhuazhizhaozhandenvren,meiyoushuohua。

“zhiya!”yisheng,fangmenturandakai。baiwanhaimeiyoushouhuilianshangduisumodechaoxiao,yingshengshengdebailehuiqubalian。

“chuxiansheng,ninchulaile,buzhidaoyoumeiyoushenmeyaoqiu,jinguangaosuwo,woshizheigeyiyuanyuanzhangdesunnv,woyidinghuijinliangmanzunin。”

“nishishei,guozao,wozhaosumosuyisheng,buzhidaozainali!”chumingyuanyichumenbiankandaoleshouzaimenkoudelianggenvren,zhishimuguanglideshenserangrennanyicaixiang。sumolengshen,buzhidaoshibushizijidecuojue,yanqiandezheigerenshizaizhaota,danshisumoqueganjueyanqiandezheigerenhaoxiangzhidaotajiushisumoyiban。

“xianshengnihao,woshisumo,woshilaichafangdeyisheng。”sumoshouqizijideyilv,banqiyizhanggongshigongbandelian。

“wo,nijiushisumosuyisheng,zhenghao,wodeshoushuyounilaizuoba!”chumingyuankanzhesumojingyadebiaoqingyuyuedegouqilezuijiao。zheigenvren!

“ai,dengdeng,chuxiansheng,woyeshiyishenga,erqiebisumohaiyaohao,ninshiwomendevipkehu,haishiwolaiqinzijininzuoshoushuba!yimianbiederenshoujiaobuganjing。”baiwankeyidekanzhesumo,yanyulidegongjiyijingxianeryijianle。

“wo?shima?shoujiaobuganjing,nideyisishi,niyaoyongxianzaizheishenzhuangbanjiwoshoushu,niquedinglianshangdefenbuhuidiaoxialaima?biqini,wohaishigengxiangxinsumosuyisheng,bijingtashenshangdeweidaocaishizhenzhengrangrenfangxindeweidao,sumoyishengjuedeni!”

chumingyuanxianranshizaojiutingdaolewaimianlianggerendetanhua,yanyulibuzhibujuedetanhurangbaiwanqidezhiyaoya。

“zheige……”sumotaitoukankanchumingyuan,zaikankanbaiwan,zheigehuidatakebuhaoshuo。youyuliangjiu。“jiranbingrenyouyaoqiu,yishengziranhuijinlimanzu。”

sumoxianglebantianzhongyuzhaodaoleyigeheshidedaan。xiangxinzheigedaanbuhuidezuirencaidui。“hehe,nidaoshijingming!”

sumotaiqitoukanzheyanqianbitagaochuhenduodenanren,zheizhongqiguaideganjue。“heng!”baiwankanzhelianggerenwushengwuxidejiaoliu,yijingqihuaile,zheigesumo,gentameimeiqiangnanren,xianzaiyougentaqiangnanren,zouzheqiaoba。tashibuhuirangtahaoguode。

baiwanniuzhezijidemanyaodididadadezoule。sumoyizhenwuyu,tazuocuoleshenmema?“kanlaisuyishenghaiyouwentiyaohaohaoxiangxiang!”

“wo,meiyou。”sumotaiqitou,tazhishiweiweichushen,jiubeizheigenanrenfaxianle。

“heng,sumojie,zheigenvrenjiushimeishizhaoshi,xianzaikantahaiganbuganlai!”wenjingkanzhebaiwanhuiliuliudezoule。xinlineigegaoxing。tabenlaijiushigensumotongyizhanxian。

“haole,meishi,tazoulejiuhaole。”sumodanrandeshuozhe。tayizhijuedemeiyoubiyao,genzheiyangderenzhiqi。

“duile,wenjing,nizhiqianshuodeneigechumingyuan,nidenanshen!nizhidaotalaiyiyuanzuoshenmema?”sumokanzheyuanchudenanrenmeiyouzaizhuyita,zheicaitoutoudewendao。

“wa,mojie,nijingrankaishibaguale,wozhishitingshuotayaolaizuoshenmeshoushu,zhiyuqitadewoyebuzhidao。”

wenjingdanchundeyaoyaotou,daoleyiyuanzheimejiutadouhaimeiyoukandaozijidenanshenni。

“keke,nikankanshibushineibiandeneigeren,chumingyuanmeicuoba!”sumoshiyizhewenjingxiangzhechumingyuanzaidefangxiangkanqu。

yimiao,liangmiao,sanmiao……

sumoguoduandewuzhuzijideerduo。

“wa!haoshuaia!”guobuqiran,youzheiyangdefanyingjiuduile。

“wa,mojie,chumingyuan,chumingyuanei,nizenmebuzaogaosuwoya,tabenrenkebizhaopianshuaiduola。wa,wojintianjingrankandaozhenrenle。

haoshuai!haononghoudenanxingmeili,jianzhirangwowufazibaa!”wenjingbanjidongbangantandishuodao。rangyipangdesumonanyilijie,gaolebantian,zheiyatouhaimeiyoujianguozhenren。sumowuyudekanzheyanqianfanhuachidenvzi,zhinengqiangxingtuozou。

“wa,mojie,nizhuawoqunaera?haoburongyikandaowodenanshendaren,wohaimeikangouni!”wenjingzhengzhazhe,zhishisumoyijiuwoxingwosu,zaibudaizouyanqiandezheigefanhuachidenvren,pashijiuyaobeirenweiguanle。qixieshili……

“wenjing,quzhunbeimingtianshoushuyaoyongdedongxi,shoushudao,zhixueqian,fenghezhen,chizhenqian,zuihouhaiyaozuogexguangtouxi,jiuzanshizheixiedongxiba。”

sumozaojiuyijingxiyiweichang,zheixiedongxidoushibixuyaoyongdaode。“hehe,nimenshuoneigenvrenshibushihenhaoxiao。

zijidenanrenzijikanbuzhu。buguoyenanguai,jiutazheiyangdezise,yueyimingkandeshangtacaiguai。”shuxideshengyin,sumolengleyixia。

“kebushima?menbudanghubuduide,yuejiagongziyeshizenmekanshangtade,huozheshitazenmepashangyuejiagongziyedechuangde。

hehe,zheigesumo,chuleyizhanglianhaiyoushenmeya?”

“hehe,yiwokana,zheigesumonalishibaiwanjiededuishoua!zhengtianyifunanrenpodeyangzi。yenanguaineigeyuejiashaoyebuxihuanta,yaoshiwo,kanjianleyefanwei。”jieerliansanchaoxiaodeshengyin,jujudouchuandaolesumohewenjingdeerduoli。

“zhidaodaoxianzaiweishenmetahaichengbulewaikeyishengzhurenma?hehe,jiutaneiyishu,nengjisheiyizhia,sheiganrangtayizhia!”

baiwanyouyuganggangsumobeichumingyuanqindianle,xianzaihaizaijidu,pingshenmezheigenvrenkeyi,chumingyuankeshitaxihuanderen,zhiyoutazheiyangmeiliyouxiuderencaipeideshangta。

“hehe,baiwanjieshuodedui,sheibuzhidaoyuanzhanghentengbaiwanjiea!”baiwanshenbianquandoushifengchengtaderen。“zheiqunren,zhenshibaizhangleyigenshetou,woxianzaichuqujiubatamendeshetouquanbadiao!”

wenjingzaojiutingdaolewaimianjijizhazhadeshengyin,zhenshiyuetingyueqi,zaikankandangshirensumowanquanbuzaihudeyangzi,haizaijianchimangzhezijishoulideshi。

温婧一步跨出。

“ei,niyaoganshenme!”sumoyibachezhu。

“mojie,nitingtingtamendoushuodeshenmeya!yigegekaoguanxijinlai,haiyoulianzaizheilishuoni,sheibuzhidaonishipingzhezhenbenshijinlaidea!”

wenjingjiuxiangyaohaohaodejiaoxunyixiazheiqunweikongtianxiabuluandenvren。“buyaoqule,womenzhiyaobushoudaoganraojiuhaole……”

“苏茉姐……”

“dongdongdong……”shoujibuheshiyidexiangqi。sumokanleyiyan。“dengdeng,wojiegedianhua!”wenjingwunaidiandiantou。

“喂!哪位?”

“ninhao,shiyuefurenma?woshiyuezongdezhuli,xianzaiyuezongzaiyesejiubahezuile,furenninguoquyixiaba!”

“nishizhuli,nizaiganshenme?”sumozhouqimeitou,zheigedianhuashiliaoweiji。“duibuqi,furen,wolaopozaizanmentongrenyiyuanzhuyuanshenghaizini,zheilizhiyouwoyigerenshizaimeiyoubanfa,qiufurenbanggemangba!”dianhuaneibiandezhuliaiqiudao。

“baiyani!niyinggaihenqingchubaiyaheyueyimingdeguanxi,tamenyinggainianzaiyiqicaiduiba!”sumobukenqingyidaying,yueyimingzheiyangdeshiqingcengchubuqiong,tabuxiangchashou。

gengbuxiangyuyueyimingqishenmechongtu。

“furen,zheige,ninyezhidaobaiyaxiaojieshigedamingxing,shenbianshenmeshihoudouyougouzi,zheigeshihoushizaibufangbiana!”

zhuliwunaideshuozhe。sumozheigeshihouzhengzaichakanzheyiyuanlidezhuyuanjilu,guoranshizheiyangma?zhulidelaopoqueshizaishenghaizi。

“haoba。”gualedianhuazhihou,sumoyizhixinbuzaiyande。“zenmehuishia,sumojie!”wenjingguanxindewenzhe。

“wo,meishenme,zheiyangwenjing,zheixiedongxinilaizhunbeiba!woxianzaijialiyoushi,bixulikaiyitang,zheilijiumafannile。”

sumojikehuandiaolezijideyifu,buzaijiwenjingshuohuadejihui,zhuanshenchulemen。yesejiuba,yinggaijiushizheilileba?sumozhanzaizheiyangdejiubamenkou,xiandegegeburu。

wunai,haishijinqule,yinggaishizheijianmeicuo。“keke。”yijinmenzheneryulongdeshengyin,manwuzipiaodangdeyanweierrangsumoganjuehenshibushufu。haoburongyikanqingle,bushiyueyimingshishei,zhishibingbuxiangzhulishuodeneiyang,pizhishafashang,yueyiminglouzhebaiyazuozaizhongjian,pangbianyiqunnannannvnvyoushuoyouxiao。sumoyijingzhidaozijishangdangle,zhunbeizhuanshenjiuzou。

“zhanzhu。”yueyimingdeshengyin,jiezhejiushibaiyazhanqilailazhetazoudaoleyibian。“yo,zheibushisumojiejiema?”

白雅鄙夷的说到。

“buyaopengta,kendinggangcongyiyuanliguolai,chousile,miandezanglenideshou。sumo,zheishishenmedifang,nichuanchengzheiyangyeganguolai,wodangchuzhenmeiyouxiangdaonishizheimesuqidenvren。”

yueyimingyibazhuaguobaiyadeshou,wozaishouxinliroucuozhe,sihusumoshenshangzhendeyoushenmezangdongxiyiyang。“nixiangzuoshenme,rangwolaijiushiweilewuruwoma?”