第3章 死不了的

“hehe,nihaibupei,shizheiyang,nibushiwaikeyishengma?wodehaoxiongdishentiyoudianmaobing,bujule,nijikankanba!”

“yueyiming,nishenmeyisia!woshinidelaopo,nixianzairangwozuozheizhongshiqing,nishibushiren!”sumokanzheyueyiming,zhouqimeitou,pingdandeyudiaoliyouzhenanyiyanyudekuse。

“hehe,sumo,nizaiwoyanlishishenmedongxi,nihaibuzhidaoma?woxianzaibawodexiongdijieshaojini,yijingsuanshijinitiandademianzile,nihaibuzhizu!”

“yueyiming,jiusuannibuxihuanwo,zaimingyishangwoyeshinideqizi,nitangtangyuezong,diudeqizheigelianma!”

sumokanzhejinrizheiyangdezhenshi,zheifenmingjiushidengzhetaluowangyiyang。“hehe,sujie,kanlainishizhendexihuanwomenyuegea!

womenhaizaidadunihuibuhuilaini!meixiangdaonizhendelaile,haixiongdiwoshulebushaoqiana!nikanzheiqianninengbunengbushanga,haodaishigeyisheng,cunkuanyinggaibushaoba!hahaha!”

sumozheicaizhidaoshiqingdeshimo,yuanlaicongyikaishitadechuxianjiushiyueyimingzaojiuanpaihaodeyichangduju,tabuguoshiyueyimingdeduwu,yueyimingyingle,yueyiminghaishizheiyanglejieta。

“shia,sumo,wozheicilaijiushiweilewoxiongdidebing,jiehunsannianwodoumeiyoupengguoni,bianyinile,buguowokanzhenihaishiyouxiezisede,zheiyangba!xiongdi,shishizheigenvren,kankantanengbunengrangniyoulexingqu,yaoshikeyi,gegezuozhubatasongjinilezenmeyang?hahaha!”shuowanhua,yueyimingbugusumodelianse,zhijiebaoqilebaiya。

“lai,xiongdi,gegejinidageyanger!”

shuowanhua,yueyimingzhijiebaoqibaiyaqinwenleqilai,baiyakanlesumoyiyan,yanjinglishanguodeyigengjiapeihedeniuzheyaozhi,zuilizhizhiwuwuderangzaichangderendoudashengdeyaohezhe,turan,yiniutou,yueyimingzhijiezhuaidiaolebaiyashenshangdewaitao,luchulelimianxinggandexiaodiaodai,yiditou,wenshanglebaiya**dexiongkou。

“a!”baiyajiaochuanzhe,sumosihaobuhuaiyizheilianggerenruguobushiyinweizheiliyouren,suishidoukenengshangyanyichuchungongdaxi。

“yueyiming,wocaishinideqizi,nimenlianggezheishizaiganshenme,biaozipeigou,tianzhangdijiuma?yueyiming,wozhenshixialeyanle,dangchengcaigenniweichizheisanniandehunyin。”

“hehe,nixianzaihouhuile,neinidangchuganshenmequle,wogaosuni,nixianzaiyebuguozhishidingzheyigeyuetaitaidemingshengbale,jirannixianzaibuxiangzheiyangjixuxiaqule,lihun,wozaojiukannilezheizhanglian。”

yueyiminglengdandeshuozhe,shijieshangzuiexindeshiqingjiushiyongyigerendelengbaolibilingyigerenfenshou。“niyinggaihaijidejiehunqianniqinshouqianxiadecaichanzhengmingba,lilehun,nikeshiyifenqiandounabudao。”yueyiminglenglengdeshuozhe。

“hehe,hehe!”sumochaofengdekanzheyanqianderen,dangchudezijishineimedequru,caihuizheiyanghuangtanglezheimeduonian。

sumozuihoukanleyiyan,zhongyushizouchulaibaojian,zhishi,yichubaojian,zhenggerenhaoxiangbeichouzoulehunshendeliliangyiban,guidaozailedishang,zaiyeqibulai。

turan,yishuangshouchanzhesumomanmandezhanleqilai。sumotaitou,lairensidaokedelian,liyingyibandemouzi,bochunbunuziwei,lengjunxiaosa,zhishisumozaojiumeiyoulexinshangdeyisi。nanzhuyishuangjingmingdeyanjingzaoyikantouleyiqie,zhongjiuhaishixintengzheigekeliandenvzi。

lazhesumodeshoubuguanbugudezoulejinqu。tuikaimendeyishunjian,sumonenggouqingchudeganjuedaobaojianliyishunjianlengdiaodeqifen。

“chuzong,nizenmezaizheili,kuailaikuailai!zaizheilijiandaoninzhenshipengbishenghuia!”yueyimingzenmeyemeiyouxiangdaohuizaizheiliyujianchumingyuanzheiyangdedarenwu。yueyimingzenmedoumeiyouxiangdaotaganggangzhanqilaijiukanjianlechumingyuanshenhoudesumo。zheishizenmehuishi!

“jieshaoyixia,zheishiwodailaidenvban,yuanlaiyuezongzaizheilifengliua!nanguaishengyizuodeyiriburuyirizhiqiantingnishuo,zijizongshiyougeshuaibudiaodeniupitanglaopo,jiranzheiyang,wodaoshiyuanyijieshou,buzhidaoyuezongkenbukenfanga!haishishuo,womenzhijiandehezuoyuezongyebushihenxiangzuo!ng?”

chumingyuanruilidemouzikanzheyanqiandeyixingren,tajizhule。“ai,buyaozheiyanga!chuzong,shengyishishengyi,womenkeyihaohaodetantan。”

yueyimingshunjianjileqilai,meiyouxiangdaochumingyuanlaizhende,danshichumingyuanzheidanshengyizuohaole,takeyiduoshaonianbuchou,meixiangdaohuibianchengzheigeyangzi。

“chuzong,nihaishibuyaotaiguofenle,zheigenvrensuanshigeshenmedongxia!meiyoumingqimeiyouzise,ninhaishibuyaobeitamihuo,miandejiangdilenindedangci。”

yipangdebaiyameiyouxiangdaosumoshenbianhaiyouzheiyangyouxiudenanren,meiyousihaodekaolvbiantuokouerchu。

“pa!nihushuoshenme,woshuohuayounichazuideyudima?yaobushilaozipengni,nisuangepi,gandezuichuzong,buxianghuoleni!”

yueyimingyibazhangyingshengshengderangbaiyazhulezui。buganzaishuohua。

“hehe!”chumingyuanyishenglengxiao,weixiaobushilimaodekanlezhongrenyiyan,zhongxinlaqilesumodeshou,danrandezoulechuqu,quanchang,sumomengquan。

酒吧之外……

“wosongnihuiquba!”chumingyuankanzhezheigewailengneiredenvzi,yanjingliyiweibuming。“buyongle,ganggangxiexieni!”

sumoshuyuandeshuozhe,zheigerentayezhiyouyimianzhiyuanbale。tabushineizhongjiuzherenbufangde。

“suyisheng,wozhishixiangyaogennitaolunyixiamingtiandeshoushu,suiranwoduininfeichangfangxin,danshiwohaishikeyiwenyixiazijidebingqingba!”

sumokanzheweixiaodenanren,nanyijujue,zheicaishangleche。yilu,liangrenwuyu。

“sumo,wokeyizheiyangjiaoniba!woxiwangnikeyikaolvyixiawoganggangdetiyi,shijieshangbushifeitayigerenbuke,ruguoniyuanyi,wokeyibangnibatamenxiangzhanglangyiyangdecaisi,suibiannixiangyaozenmezuo!”chumingyuankaizhecheshuodao,sumoyiwaidezhuanguotou,nanrenmeiyousihaodeqingxubodong。

“xiexieni,chuxiansheng,nindehaoyiwoxinlingle,zhishihenduoshiqingmeiyouzheimejiandan,haole,wodaole,xiexieni!”

sumozhuanshen,meiyouyisiliulian。lianrenshiduoniandeyueyimingdoubunengxiangxin,tahaishewangxiangxinshei。yesezhong,zhangkuangdemashaladixiaoshizaiyekongli,xiangyimoliuxing,cuicanyaoyan,sumo,womenlairifangzhang!

sumozhidangganggangdeshiqingshigeyiwai,zhiyuchumingyuanshuodehua,tayeconglaimeiyoufangdaoguoxinshang。tazheiyangdeshenfenzhixiwangyougeanwendejiajiugoule。

sumoyouyuzheyaobuyaojinqu,tazhuzhesuoyourendouyangmudedabieshu,danshimeiyourenzhidaotaxinlidetongku。yuanyuande,sumojiujiezhezhe,zhishichelidelianggerenqueshineiyangdebuanfen,taganggangmeiyouzhuyi,zhishixianzaiquekandeqingqingchuchu,chelimiandenvrenbushibaiyashishei,meiyouxiangdaoyueyimingzheiyangdemingmuzhangdan。

zaichelidebaiyayeshizheiyang,zhishiyiyanjiukandaolezhanzaiwaimianchouchubuqiandenvren。sumo,nizhongyuhuilaile,wojiushidengzhenini!woxianzaijiurangnizhinanertui。

“a!yiming,wohaorea!yiming……”baiyaturanjiadafenbeideshengyinrangsumohunshenbushufu。

“a!wu!”baiyachixufawei。tayongyuandouzhidaozenmeduifusumo,tayongyuandouzhidaosumozuizaihushenme。

sumozhitingtingdezouguoqu,tajuejihulveliangren。

zailianggerenxiachezhiji,sumoxianyibudezoulejinqu。

“yueyiming,a!zheigebuxiaozi,neimehaodelaoponibuyao,nipianpianyaozheigemeirenyaodehulijing!yueyiming,nizhibuzhidaotahenzaozhiqianjiuduoguotaia!zaixueshengshidaitajiuyijinggousandasile,nishibushixialea!”

yueshanzaojiuzhidaolemenwaidelianggerenzaiqingqingwowo,zhishitaxiangzhezhiyaobujinmenlai,tajiukeyirenzhuhaohaodeshuoshuoyueyiming,shizaishimeiyouxiangdaoa!

“ba,wogaosuni,wobuguannishuoshenme,woxinlizishizhizhongaiderenyongyuandouzhiyouxiaoyayige,nibuyaozaifeirenhexinsile,woduitashibuhuibiande。suoyi,buguannizenmeshuo,nishuoshenme,wodoubuhuipaoqitade,ninzuihaosilezheitiaoxin。”

yueyimingkanzheyueshan,zheishifuzilianggezhijiandeduizhi,zhishizheiqizhongzuinanshoudequeshisumo,tadexinzaiganggangbeizhadeqianchuangbaikong,tayiweiyueyimingzhishibianxin,zhishishoubulewaimianhuahualvlvdeyouhuo,meixiangdao,yuanlaiyueyimingconglaidoumeiyouaiguota,conglaidoumeiyou。keliantahutulezheimeduonian。

“ni,nizheibuxiaozi,nishiyaoqisiwoa!”yueshanfuzhezijidexiongkou,qifubuding。

quancheng,sumoxiangshiyigewairenyiyang,yueyiminghuzhebaiya,taquezhinenggujunfenzhan。mianduitadezhizehefanan。

“hehe,sumo,wohaimeishuonini,wodehaolaopo,woyinggaihaohaodekuakuanidehaoshouduan,sannianqian,buzhidaoyongleshenmeyangdejicerangwobafeiyaobiwoquni,xianzaiyourangwobapaoqiwozheigeqinshengerzi,zhanzainineibian,hehe,sumowoxiaokannileshibushi!nihaizhenshizhenrenbuluxianga!”

sumozhishidanrandekanleyueyimingyiyan,tawuhuakeshuo,tashuoshenmeyueyimingdoubuhuixin,gancuishenmedoubushuo。

sumolaidaoyueshangenqian,zaizheigejialiduitahaoderenzhishengxiayueshanle。

sumoanweizheyueshan,yueyimingqueshikandoubukanyiyan,zhuazhebaiyadeshoushanglelou,neiyanglisuodangran。