第3章仙猫驾临
liuhuangzifudizhineideyijianjingshi,yigenianqingrenheyiweizhongnianrenzaishineipanxierzuo。liangrenmianqianbaizheyizhangzhuozi,zhuozishangfangzheyizhixiaoguo,limiangululudezhuzheyixieguguaidedongxi,youdami,guoren,ganguo,haiyou——chaye。
kandaohuohouchabuduole,zhongnianrenyongshaozishengleliangwanchatang,lianggerenyirenyiwan。
“dianxia,qing......”zhongnianrenzuolegeshoushi,ranhoulianggerenduanqineiwanchatanglai,yiqipinleyikou。
“gufasuopengdechaye......”zhongnianrenjuzhechazhanyunniangliangjiu,qingtanyisheng。
“zhentemenanhe!”ranhouzhongnianrenhenianqingrenliansefaku,bazuilidechayetulechuqu。
“laoshi,xueshengtigexiaoxiaodejianyi,zanmenxiacinengbunenghedianzhengchangdewanyi?”nianqingrenyiliankuxiang,“xiaciwomennengbunengnongdianzhengchangdewanyi?buyaozaicongnabengujilizhaochuzheizhongxiqiguguaidepengrenmifangdaizhewoyiqichangshile。”
“dianxia!”zhongnianrenbiaoqingsumu,“buchikuzhongku,nanweirenshangren,ninshenweitianhuangguizhou,rujinqueluodaozheigetiandi,chidiankutou,molianyixiashenxinmeiyoushenmehuaichu!”
nianqingrendingzheneizhongnianrenliangjiu,turanzhangtanleyisheng,“laoshibukuishishishangzhimingdezhizhe,bianxiahuabiandezheimekuai!”
“keke,neige,haihaohaihao。”zhongnianrenganxiaoleyisheng,jiezhebiaoqingyisu,“haole,dianxia,womentanzhengshiba。zuoyeyoucikeqianrufuzhong,ninzhidaoleba?”
“fulijiuzheimedadiandifang,youshenmebuzhidaode?”nianqingrenqingtanyisheng,“zaojiuyourengaozhiwole,zheidianposhizhongyubojidaowomenzheilile。”
“dianxiazaoyinggaixiangdaozheidiande,jingchengfangmianjushiguiyimoce,ninshenweihuanghoudizi,duoshiduobudiaode。hekuangninhaiyou......”shuodaozheili,zhongnianrenchenmolexialai。
“bucuo。”nianqingrenqingqingdiantou,“neimexiansheng,xianrujinninyoushenmejihua?”
“buguanruhe,kuzuocichuzhishidengsi。”zhongnianrenbiaoqingyisu,“womenxuyaodiaodongrenshou,manmanbuju,qimayouzibaodeliliangcaixing。”
“mafanzhichujiuzaiyuci。”nianqingrenqingqingyaotou,“fulidequeyouyixierenshoukeyong,danshizheixierenyedouyinrenzhuyi,beirentaokongledixi,liuzaifuzhonghaihao,paichuqudehua,zhipa......”
“dianxiashuodebucuo,laorenbukanyongde。”zhongnianrenqingqingyaotou,“womenxuyaoyidianxindeliliang。”
“zheizhongqiongxiangpirang,xiangyaoqingnianjunjietanherongyi?”nianqingrenkuxiaoyisheng。
“zongguiyaoshishide。”zhongnianrenshuodao:“woyijingmingliushiweicaolianneixiexinjinshiwei,kankannengbunengconglimianxuanchujigeyingcailai。”
“xiwangyouhaoxiaoxiba。”nianqingrenyaoleyaotou,“jinyincaibaojieshisuwu,weiyouzheirencai,caishiwodenglishenzhiben!”jiezhetaturanlengleleng,“laoshi,niyoumeiyoujuedeyouguguaiwei?!”
“**!”nianqingrenjierjinghuyisheng,“nizhudechayehuguole!miehuo,miehuo!laoshi,tukoushuimeiyouyongde,yongcha,yongchaa!”
......
“aiyawoqu,ganjuexiangsiyisi!”tangzhihuidaojiadeshihou,ganjuequanshenxiangshisanlejiayiyang,zuotianzhuadaoneigezeizhihou,yiqunshushudayezhuazhetazheitongpanwen,tiankuailianglecaibatafanghuilai
“die,diea!jintianwogutoudouyaosuile,jintianshenmemabu,zhanzia,zanmenjiubielianleba?”tangzhirangleyiju。
wulijingqiaoqiaodemeiyouhuiying。
tangzhixianglimianzhangwangleliangxia,chezhesangzihandao:“die,die!”
lianhanlejisheng,wuliliandiandongjingdoumeiyou。
“duile,chuqubanshile,yinggaihaimeihuilai。”tangzhizheicaizhangchuyikouqi,“haiwobaidanxinle。”
jiezhe,tayanzhuzhuanlezhuan,youzuoyoukanlekan,zuozeiyiyangtoutoumomodeliujinlewuli。zheiwuzibuda,limianhaifangzhejiyangmeiyoudakaidexingli,tangzhizuozeiyiyangliujinlewuli,laidaolechuangbian,bashoushenjinpuchuangderuzixiamianyizhenmosuo,zuihouzeixixideyixiao,conglimianmochuyibenshulai。
zheishubobodeyice,kanqilaipoweijianlou,buxiangshishenmezhiqiandeshuce,buguobiaomianyijingzhouzhoubabale,kanqilaiyinggaishijingchangbeirennachulaifankan。tangzhinazhezheiceshu,zuoyoukanlekan,ranhouyilianguaixiaodemanmanfankai,liangyanfazhi,dudejinjinyouwei。
“keke,kanshenmeni?”jiuzaitangzhiyijingkandewanquanrumideshihou,pangbianturanyourenlaoqihengqiudeshuoleyiju。
tangzhiruzaoleiji,shenziyidou,liansedunshibiandecanbai,bashoulideshuyongzuikuaidesuduheshang,ranhouzhongxinsaijinlechuangpuxiamian。
“biezangle!”neigelaoqihengqiudeshengyinshuodao:“wodoukandaole!”
“die,nitingwojieshi,shiqingbushizheigeyangzide。”tangzhilianmangshuodao:“qishiwogangcaizaikandeshiyibenwugongmiji!”
“wugongmiji?”neigeshengyinyongwanweideyuqishuodao:“zheiwugongmijijinshenbojidedongzuoshibushiyoudianduoa?”
“shi,shiyoudianduo。”tangzhiganxiaodao。
“haiyoubushaobaoshuaijiqiaoba?”neigeshengyinyouwendao。
“duidui,queshiyouhenduobaoshuaijiqiao,jinshenma,zheixiedoushimianbulede。”
“shibushiyifuyebuduoa?”neigeshengyinyouwendao。
“die,ninyezhidao,zheiliangongma,kendingyaochuhan,chuhanduolejiufeiyifu,suoyizheimijishangmiandoushituoleyifuliande。”tangzhiganbabadexiaodao。
“aiyaya,buyaoneimekeqima!”neigeshengyinkaikoudao:“suiranshuobenmiaodesuishudangnidiechuochuoyouyu,keshilie,benmiaoyeshihensuihedi,meishijiuchongdabei,zheibufuhebenmiaodefengge。suoyi,yihouwomenhaishiyixiongdixiangchengba。”
“benmiao?xiongdi?”tangzhizhongyuganjuedaoyouxiebuduijingle。
tamanmandezhuanguotoulai,jieguofaxiangangcaishengyinchuanlaidedifangkongwuyiren。
“zheishishenmeqingkuang?”tangzhidishengdunangdao:“naoguile?”
“apei!”neigeshengyinmadao:“shenmenaogui?naoshenmegui?!benmiaozheimedayituoninandaomeikandao?nizhangdeneishiduqiyanmiao?”
“woqu!”tangzhiyitingzheihua,renbuzhudalegehanzhan,“zheikanbudaoren,guangtingdaoyourenshuohua,zheizhenshinaoguile!”
“guoranshiduqiyan!”neigeshengyinnuhoudao:“wangxiakan,wangxiakan!”
“wangxiakan?zenmezhe,zheishitangzhehewoshuohuama?”tangzhidishengdunangzhe,ranhouxiangxiayikan,dunshijiujingzhule,zhijianyizhijusefeimaojiuzaitashenbiandedishangzhanzhe,yishuangmaoyandengdeliuyuan,qishixiongxiongdekanzheta。
“e,gangcai,shinizaigenwoshuohua?”tangzhiyouyuzhekaikouwendao。
“feihua,bushibenmiaohainengshishei?”neimaonaohuodemadao。
shuozhe,tazongshenyitiao,tiaodaoleyizishang,wangneishushufufudeyipa,dazhehaqianshuodao:“henizheigebendanshuolebantian,benmiaoyoudianleile,qu,jibenmiaonongdianshuilaihehe,wenduyaoshizhong,buyaotaitang,yebuyaotailiang,shuibuyaotaiduo,taiduorongyidashibenmiaojinglidemaofa,yingxiangbenmiaodexingxiang......”yidianyemeibazijidangwairen。
“woqu!”tangzhijinghuyisheng,xianghouliantuileliangbu,“dabaitiannaoleyaojingle,maohuishuohua!”
“shuohuazhuyiyidian,shenmejiaoyaojing?benmiaoshishenxian,henbiaozhundeneizhongshenxian!”feimaoshuodao:“nengjiandaobenmiao,shiniderongxing,e,niwangzheilibanchaihuozuoshenme?”
“meishi,ninshuoninde。”tangzhicaleyibaetoushangdehanshui,xiaoyinyindebayibachaihuoduizailezheifeimaodezhouwei。
“ni,nidaodiyaozuoshenmemiao?!”sufuxinzhongyongqiyiguhenbuhaodeyugan。
“zheishiwomenlaojiadefengsueryi。”tangzhixiaodao。
“fengsu?nimenlaojiazhaodaikerenyongchaihuoma?”sufumomingqimiaodewendao。
“nanengni!”tangzhixiaodao:“buguowomenlaojianeibianyougexisu,yudaoyaojingjiuyaoganjinshaosi,zheiyangbuhuinaoyaojingle。”
“yaojingjiubunengnaoyaojingle?zheihuatingzhezenmezheimebieniuni?”feimaodishengdunangdao,jiezheyijing,“dengyixia,dianhuoshaoyaojing?nibachaihuoduizaizheili,nandaoshuo......”
haimeidengsufubahuashuowan,yizhipoluocongtianerjiang,batasisidikouzailexiamian。
“miaomiaode!hundan!”feimaonaozhepoluopokoudama,“woshuole,benmiaobushiyaojing,benmiaoshishenxian!shishenxian!”
“bienao!”tangzhixiaodao:“duiyunidexinqing,woyeshilijiede,nageyaojingnengshuozijishiyaojingni?e,budui,hulijingchuwai......”shuozheshuozhe,tangzhideyanshenjiukaishiyoudianfapiao。
“hundan,nineishishenmeyanshen?!shenmeyanshena!hundan!”feimaodashenghoudao:“woshizaihenishuozhengjingshi,bushirangniyuandikaichea,hundan!”
“yuandishawanyi?”tangzhiwendao:“kaiche?kaicheshishayisi?e,womingbaile,nishishuogancheba?ze,haishuoshenmezijishishenxianni,biwohaimeixuewen,ganche,neijiaoganchezhidaobu?suanle,woyebunengzhiwangrangyizhimaozhidaotaiduo。”
yankanchaihuoduidechabuduole,tashuangshouheshiduizhefeimaobailebai,“zheiweiyaoguaixiong,zaosizaotuosheng,wozheijiusongnishanglu,nishuoba,wokeyimanzunizuihouyigeyaoqiu,nishixiangyaowufenshudehaishixiangyaoqifenshude?”
“woyaochuqua,qinshou!”feimaopokoudama。
“neiwojiudangniwufenshule,wufenshushengchaihuo。”tangzhiyibenzhengjingdeshuodao,ranhoujiudaochufangnalaihuozhezi,zhunbeidianhuo。
“hundana!”feimaodashenghoudao:“nijiushizheiyangduidainijiumingenrende?huizaotianqiande!”
“jiumingenren?”tangzhiyileng。
“feihua,ruguobushizuowanbenxianmiaofenbugushen,xishengyishenjinglidemaofarangneizeirengepi,nixianzaidouliangtoulemiao!”feimaonuhoudao。
“**,juranshini!”tangzhijinghuyisheng。
“zenmeyang?zhidaoshibenmiaojiuleni,shibushihenkaixinhengandong?”neifeimaohuangzheweibashuodao。
“haoa!”tangzhiningxiaoleyisheng,“nibudanhexiaoyewoqiangzhuyou,haigannaolaozi,woyizhixiangzhezenmebaochouni!meixiangdaonijingransongshangmenlaile!”
“sha?!”feimaoyijing。
“tiantangyoulunibuzou,diyuwumennipianyaolai!”tangzhiheiheiyixiao,bahuozhezidianran,“xianzaijiusuanshitiandixiafanyejiubulenile!”
jiuzaitangzhinazhehuozhezixiangyaodianhuodeshihou,shenhouturanyourenbaoheyisheng,“niezhang,nizaiganshenme?!”
tangzhishouyiduosuo,shoulidehuozhezidiaoluozaidishang,tamanmandehuiguotoulai,jiukandaotadietangyouzhanzaimenkou,ehenhendidengzheta,zuoyanjiaoshangdeshangbahongdefaliang!
“die,nin,ninhuilaile?”tangzhikusangzhelianwenleyiju。
“feihua,woyaoshibuhuilai,nishibushilianfangzidounengjiwodianle!”tangyoudashenghoudao:“nigeniezhang,dangzhenshisantianbudashangfangjiewa!lianzijijiafangzidouyaodianle!”
“bushi,die,nintingwojieshi!”tangzhikusangzhelianshuodao:“wozheishiyaochuyaoni!”
“chuyao?”tangyoudunshibeiqilele,“ni?”
“shi,die,zheijianshitingqilaishiyoudianqiguai,danshiwozhenshizaichuyaoni!”tangzhishuodao。
“hao,neinigaosuwo,zheiyaozaihechu?”tangyoulengxiaozhewendao。
“jiuzaizheipoluoxiamian!”tangzhiyitinglailejingshen,zhizheneipoluoshuodao。
“neinidakaiwokankan!”
“buxinga,die,neikeshiyaoguai,zheiyaoshiyidakai,wanyiyaoguaipaoleni?”tangzhishuodao。
“nidabudakai?”tangyounuhouleyisheng,jiubapangbianmenshuanchaoleqilai。
yikanzheige,tangzhidunshisongle,“dakai,wozheijiudakai!buguo,die,wochouhuashuozaiqiantou,zheiyaoshiyidakai,limiandeyaoguaipaoleninkebieyuanwo!”
“shaofeihua!”tangyouyihuangshoulidegunzi,“ganjindakai!”
tangzhibuganzaifeihuale,xiaoxinyiyidexiankaileneigepoluo,luchuxiamiandepangmaolai。
“die,ninkan,jiushizheige!”tangzhiyizhipangmao,biaoqingyansudeshuodao。
“zheishiyaoguai?”tangyoubiaoqingguguaidewendao。
“miao!”pangmaoguaiqiaodejiaoleyisheng,kaishitianzijidezhuazi。
“die,ninkeqianwanbuyaobeitabiaomiandejiaxiangmengbile!”tangzhibiaoqingyansudeshuodao:“zheizhendeshiyizhiyaoguai!”
“woyaoguainigegui!”tangyouturanhouleyisheng,shoulidemenshuanduizhetangzhide**jiushiyixiazi。
“aiya!”tangzhitonghuleyisheng,wuzhe**huiguotoulai,“dieniganshenme?”
“ganshenme?dasinigebuxiaozi!xinga,tangzhi,nizhangbenshile,jingranlianlaodiedouganhunongle?!”tangyoujuzheshoulidemenshuan,yifunufachongguandemoyang,“rangnizaijiahaohaoliangongnibulian,haizaijiazhemomao?nizheishirengandeshi?”
shuozheyouyaojuqimenshuanlaizouta。
“die!niting!”tangzhinuhouleyisheng,yixiabatangyouhezhule,“nizenmebuxinwodehuani?zheizhendeshiyigeyaoguai!tahuishuohuade!”