第3章 仙猫驾临

第3章仙猫驾临

liuhuangzifudizhineideyijianjingshi,yigenianqingrenheyiweizhongnianrenzaishineipanxierzuo。liangrenmianqianbaizheyizhangzhuozi,zhuozishangfangzheyizhixiaoguo,limiangululudezhuzheyixieguguaidedongxi,youdami,guoren,ganguo,haiyou——chaye。

kandaohuohouchabuduole,zhongnianrenyongshaozishengleliangwanchatang,lianggerenyirenyiwan。

“dianxia,qing......”zhongnianrenzuolegeshoushi,ranhoulianggerenduanqineiwanchatanglai,yiqipinleyikou。

“gufasuopengdechaye......”zhongnianrenjuzhechazhanyunniangliangjiu,qingtanyisheng。

“zhentemenanhe!”ranhouzhongnianrenhenianqingrenliansefaku,bazuilidechayetulechuqu。

“laoshi,xueshengtigexiaoxiaodejianyi,zanmenxiacinengbunenghedianzhengchangdewanyi?”nianqingrenyiliankuxiang,“xiaciwomennengbunengnongdianzhengchangdewanyi?buyaozaicongnabengujilizhaochuzheizhongxiqiguguaidepengrenmifangdaizhewoyiqichangshile。”

“dianxia!”zhongnianrenbiaoqingsumu,“buchikuzhongku,nanweirenshangren,ninshenweitianhuangguizhou,rujinqueluodaozheigetiandi,chidiankutou,molianyixiashenxinmeiyoushenmehuaichu!”

nianqingrendingzheneizhongnianrenliangjiu,turanzhangtanleyisheng,“laoshibukuishishishangzhimingdezhizhe,bianxiahuabiandezheimekuai!”

“keke,neige,haihaohaihao。”zhongnianrenganxiaoleyisheng,jiezhebiaoqingyisu,“haole,dianxia,womentanzhengshiba。zuoyeyoucikeqianrufuzhong,ninzhidaoleba?”

“fulijiuzheimedadiandifang,youshenmebuzhidaode?”nianqingrenqingtanyisheng,“zaojiuyourengaozhiwole,zheidianposhizhongyubojidaowomenzheilile。”

“dianxiazaoyinggaixiangdaozheidiande,jingchengfangmianjushiguiyimoce,ninshenweihuanghoudizi,duoshiduobudiaode。hekuangninhaiyou......”shuodaozheili,zhongnianrenchenmolexialai。

“bucuo。”nianqingrenqingqingdiantou,“neimexiansheng,xianrujinninyoushenmejihua?”

“buguanruhe,kuzuocichuzhishidengsi。”zhongnianrenbiaoqingyisu,“womenxuyaodiaodongrenshou,manmanbuju,qimayouzibaodeliliangcaixing。”

“mafanzhichujiuzaiyuci。”nianqingrenqingqingyaotou,“fulidequeyouyixierenshoukeyong,danshizheixierenyedouyinrenzhuyi,beirentaokongledixi,liuzaifuzhonghaihao,paichuqudehua,zhipa......”

“dianxiashuodebucuo,laorenbukanyongde。”zhongnianrenqingqingyaotou,“womenxuyaoyidianxindeliliang。”

“zheizhongqiongxiangpirang,xiangyaoqingnianjunjietanherongyi?”nianqingrenkuxiaoyisheng。

“zongguiyaoshishide。”zhongnianrenshuodao:“woyijingmingliushiweicaolianneixiexinjinshiwei,kankannengbunengconglimianxuanchujigeyingcailai。”

“xiwangyouhaoxiaoxiba。”nianqingrenyaoleyaotou,“jinyincaibaojieshisuwu,weiyouzheirencai,caishiwodenglishenzhiben!”jiezhetaturanlengleleng,“laoshi,niyoumeiyoujuedeyouguguaiwei?!”

“**!”nianqingrenjierjinghuyisheng,“nizhudechayehuguole!miehuo,miehuo!laoshi,tukoushuimeiyouyongde,yongcha,yongchaa!”

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“aiyawoqu,ganjuexiangsiyisi!”tangzhihuidaojiadeshihou,ganjuequanshenxiangshisanlejiayiyang,zuotianzhuadaoneigezeizhihou,yiqunshushudayezhuazhetazheitongpanwen,tiankuailianglecaibatafanghuilai

“die,diea!jintianwogutoudouyaosuile,jintianshenmemabu,zhanzia,zanmenjiubielianleba?”tangzhirangleyiju。

wulijingqiaoqiaodemeiyouhuiying。

tangzhixianglimianzhangwangleliangxia,chezhesangzihandao:“die,die!”

lianhanlejisheng,wuliliandiandongjingdoumeiyou。

“duile,chuqubanshile,yinggaihaimeihuilai。”tangzhizheicaizhangchuyikouqi,“haiwobaidanxinle。”

jiezhe,tayanzhuzhuanlezhuan,youzuoyoukanlekan,zuozeiyiyangtoutoumomodeliujinlewuli。zheiwuzibuda,limianhaifangzhejiyangmeiyoudakaidexingli,tangzhizuozeiyiyangliujinlewuli,laidaolechuangbian,bashoushenjinpuchuangderuzixiamianyizhenmosuo,zuihouzeixixideyixiao,conglimianmochuyibenshulai。

zheishubobodeyice,kanqilaipoweijianlou,buxiangshishenmezhiqiandeshuce,buguobiaomianyijingzhouzhoubabale,kanqilaiyinggaishijingchangbeirennachulaifankan。tangzhinazhezheiceshu,zuoyoukanlekan,ranhouyilianguaixiaodemanmanfankai,liangyanfazhi,dudejinjinyouwei。

“keke,kanshenmeni?”jiuzaitangzhiyijingkandewanquanrumideshihou,pangbianturanyourenlaoqihengqiudeshuoleyiju。

tangzhiruzaoleiji,shenziyidou,liansedunshibiandecanbai,bashoulideshuyongzuikuaidesuduheshang,ranhouzhongxinsaijinlechuangpuxiamian。

“biezangle!”neigelaoqihengqiudeshengyinshuodao:“wodoukandaole!”

“die,nitingwojieshi,shiqingbushizheigeyangzide。”tangzhilianmangshuodao:“qishiwogangcaizaikandeshiyibenwugongmiji!”

“wugongmiji?”neigeshengyinyongwanweideyuqishuodao:“zheiwugongmijijinshenbojidedongzuoshibushiyoudianduoa?”

“shi,shiyoudianduo。”tangzhiganxiaodao。

“haiyoubushaobaoshuaijiqiaoba?”neigeshengyinyouwendao。

“duidui,queshiyouhenduobaoshuaijiqiao,jinshenma,zheixiedoushimianbulede。”

“shibushiyifuyebuduoa?”neigeshengyinyouwendao。

“die,ninyezhidao,zheiliangongma,kendingyaochuhan,chuhanduolejiufeiyifu,suoyizheimijishangmiandoushituoleyifuliande。”tangzhiganbabadexiaodao。

“aiyaya,buyaoneimekeqima!”neigeshengyinkaikoudao:“suiranshuobenmiaodesuishudangnidiechuochuoyouyu,keshilie,benmiaoyeshihensuihedi,meishijiuchongdabei,zheibufuhebenmiaodefengge。suoyi,yihouwomenhaishiyixiongdixiangchengba。”

“benmiao?xiongdi?”tangzhizhongyuganjuedaoyouxiebuduijingle。

tamanmandezhuanguotoulai,jieguofaxiangangcaishengyinchuanlaidedifangkongwuyiren。

“zheishishenmeqingkuang?”tangzhidishengdunangdao:“naoguile?”

“apei!”neigeshengyinmadao:“shenmenaogui?naoshenmegui?!benmiaozheimedayituoninandaomeikandao?nizhangdeneishiduqiyanmiao?”

“woqu!”tangzhiyitingzheihua,renbuzhudalegehanzhan,“zheikanbudaoren,guangtingdaoyourenshuohua,zheizhenshinaoguile!”

“guoranshiduqiyan!”neigeshengyinnuhoudao:“wangxiakan,wangxiakan!”

“wangxiakan?zenmezhe,zheishitangzhehewoshuohuama?”tangzhidishengdunangzhe,ranhouxiangxiayikan,dunshijiujingzhule,zhijianyizhijusefeimaojiuzaitashenbiandedishangzhanzhe,yishuangmaoyandengdeliuyuan,qishixiongxiongdekanzheta。

“e,gangcai,shinizaigenwoshuohua?”tangzhiyouyuzhekaikouwendao。

“feihua,bushibenmiaohainengshishei?”neimaonaohuodemadao。

shuozhe,tazongshenyitiao,tiaodaoleyizishang,wangneishushufufudeyipa,dazhehaqianshuodao:“henizheigebendanshuolebantian,benmiaoyoudianleile,qu,jibenmiaonongdianshuilaihehe,wenduyaoshizhong,buyaotaitang,yebuyaotailiang,shuibuyaotaiduo,taiduorongyidashibenmiaojinglidemaofa,yingxiangbenmiaodexingxiang......”yidianyemeibazijidangwairen。

“woqu!”tangzhijinghuyisheng,xianghouliantuileliangbu,“dabaitiannaoleyaojingle,maohuishuohua!”

“shuohuazhuyiyidian,shenmejiaoyaojing?benmiaoshishenxian,henbiaozhundeneizhongshenxian!”feimaoshuodao:“nengjiandaobenmiao,shiniderongxing,e,niwangzheilibanchaihuozuoshenme?”

“meishi,ninshuoninde。”tangzhicaleyibaetoushangdehanshui,xiaoyinyindebayibachaihuoduizailezheifeimaodezhouwei。

“ni,nidaodiyaozuoshenmemiao?!”sufuxinzhongyongqiyiguhenbuhaodeyugan。

“zheishiwomenlaojiadefengsueryi。”tangzhixiaodao。

“fengsu?nimenlaojiazhaodaikerenyongchaihuoma?”sufumomingqimiaodewendao。

“nanengni!”tangzhixiaodao:“buguowomenlaojianeibianyougexisu,yudaoyaojingjiuyaoganjinshaosi,zheiyangbuhuinaoyaojingle。”

“yaojingjiubunengnaoyaojingle?zheihuatingzhezenmezheimebieniuni?”feimaodishengdunangdao,jiezheyijing,“dengyixia,dianhuoshaoyaojing?nibachaihuoduizaizheili,nandaoshuo......”

haimeidengsufubahuashuowan,yizhipoluocongtianerjiang,batasisidikouzailexiamian。

“miaomiaode!hundan!”feimaonaozhepoluopokoudama,“woshuole,benmiaobushiyaojing,benmiaoshishenxian!shishenxian!”

“bienao!”tangzhixiaodao:“duiyunidexinqing,woyeshilijiede,nageyaojingnengshuozijishiyaojingni?e,budui,hulijingchuwai......”shuozheshuozhe,tangzhideyanshenjiukaishiyoudianfapiao。

“hundan,nineishishenmeyanshen?!shenmeyanshena!hundan!”feimaodashenghoudao:“woshizaihenishuozhengjingshi,bushirangniyuandikaichea,hundan!”

“yuandishawanyi?”tangzhiwendao:“kaiche?kaicheshishayisi?e,womingbaile,nishishuogancheba?ze,haishuoshenmezijishishenxianni,biwohaimeixuewen,ganche,neijiaoganchezhidaobu?suanle,woyebunengzhiwangrangyizhimaozhidaotaiduo。”

yankanchaihuoduidechabuduole,tashuangshouheshiduizhefeimaobailebai,“zheiweiyaoguaixiong,zaosizaotuosheng,wozheijiusongnishanglu,nishuoba,wokeyimanzunizuihouyigeyaoqiu,nishixiangyaowufenshudehaishixiangyaoqifenshude?”

“woyaochuqua,qinshou!”feimaopokoudama。

“neiwojiudangniwufenshule,wufenshushengchaihuo。”tangzhiyibenzhengjingdeshuodao,ranhoujiudaochufangnalaihuozhezi,zhunbeidianhuo。

“hundana!”feimaodashenghoudao:“nijiushizheiyangduidainijiumingenrende?huizaotianqiande!”

“jiumingenren?”tangzhiyileng。

“feihua,ruguobushizuowanbenxianmiaofenbugushen,xishengyishenjinglidemaofarangneizeirengepi,nixianzaidouliangtoulemiao!”feimaonuhoudao。

“**,juranshini!”tangzhijinghuyisheng。

“zenmeyang?zhidaoshibenmiaojiuleni,shibushihenkaixinhengandong?”neifeimaohuangzheweibashuodao。

“haoa!”tangzhiningxiaoleyisheng,“nibudanhexiaoyewoqiangzhuyou,haigannaolaozi,woyizhixiangzhezenmebaochouni!meixiangdaonijingransongshangmenlaile!”

“sha?!”feimaoyijing。

“tiantangyoulunibuzou,diyuwumennipianyaolai!”tangzhiheiheiyixiao,bahuozhezidianran,“xianzaijiusuanshitiandixiafanyejiubulenile!”

jiuzaitangzhinazhehuozhezixiangyaodianhuodeshihou,shenhouturanyourenbaoheyisheng,“niezhang,nizaiganshenme?!”

tangzhishouyiduosuo,shoulidehuozhezidiaoluozaidishang,tamanmandehuiguotoulai,jiukandaotadietangyouzhanzaimenkou,ehenhendidengzheta,zuoyanjiaoshangdeshangbahongdefaliang!

“die,nin,ninhuilaile?”tangzhikusangzhelianwenleyiju。

“feihua,woyaoshibuhuilai,nishibushilianfangzidounengjiwodianle!”tangyoudashenghoudao:“nigeniezhang,dangzhenshisantianbudashangfangjiewa!lianzijijiafangzidouyaodianle!”

“bushi,die,nintingwojieshi!”tangzhikusangzhelianshuodao:“wozheishiyaochuyaoni!”

“chuyao?”tangyoudunshibeiqilele,“ni?”

“shi,die,zheijianshitingqilaishiyoudianqiguai,danshiwozhenshizaichuyaoni!”tangzhishuodao。

“hao,neinigaosuwo,zheiyaozaihechu?”tangyoulengxiaozhewendao。

“jiuzaizheipoluoxiamian!”tangzhiyitinglailejingshen,zhizheneipoluoshuodao。

“neinidakaiwokankan!”

“buxinga,die,neikeshiyaoguai,zheiyaoshiyidakai,wanyiyaoguaipaoleni?”tangzhishuodao。

“nidabudakai?”tangyounuhouleyisheng,jiubapangbianmenshuanchaoleqilai。

yikanzheige,tangzhidunshisongle,“dakai,wozheijiudakai!buguo,die,wochouhuashuozaiqiantou,zheiyaoshiyidakai,limiandeyaoguaipaoleninkebieyuanwo!”

“shaofeihua!”tangyouyihuangshoulidegunzi,“ganjindakai!”

tangzhibuganzaifeihuale,xiaoxinyiyidexiankaileneigepoluo,luchuxiamiandepangmaolai。

“die,ninkan,jiushizheige!”tangzhiyizhipangmao,biaoqingyansudeshuodao。

“zheishiyaoguai?”tangyoubiaoqingguguaidewendao。

“miao!”pangmaoguaiqiaodejiaoleyisheng,kaishitianzijidezhuazi。

“die,ninkeqianwanbuyaobeitabiaomiandejiaxiangmengbile!”tangzhibiaoqingyansudeshuodao:“zheizhendeshiyizhiyaoguai!”

“woyaoguainigegui!”tangyouturanhouleyisheng,shoulidemenshuanduizhetangzhide**jiushiyixiazi。

“aiya!”tangzhitonghuleyisheng,wuzhe**huiguotoulai,“dieniganshenme?”

“ganshenme?dasinigebuxiaozi!xinga,tangzhi,nizhangbenshile,jingranlianlaodiedouganhunongle?!”tangyoujuzheshoulidemenshuan,yifunufachongguandemoyang,“rangnizaijiahaohaoliangongnibulian,haizaijiazhemomao?nizheishirengandeshi?”

shuozheyouyaojuqimenshuanlaizouta。

“die!niting!”tangzhinuhouleyisheng,yixiabatangyouhezhule,“nizenmebuxinwodehuani?zheizhendeshiyigeyaoguai!tahuishuohuade!”