3.
“qigu，biaojie，nimenzheishizenmele？shishentibushufuma？”
我装作好意地问道。
tamenmunvliangquehenmianqiangdijichuxiaorong。
qigumomozuodaoleyipangdeshafashang，buzaicanyujiaotan。
“hongmaoxiaoshuo，zheiwotingguo！”
biaojieyanjingyiliang，“woqushixideshihoutinghaoduolaoshimani！”
“ma？weishenmeyaoma?”
五姑好奇地问道。
“zheige...niaoniao，wokeyishuoma？”
biaojieguzuoweinandichaowokanleyan。
wowusuoweidichaotaxiaodao。
“woyoumeiwuzhubiaojiedezui，nixiangshuojiushuobei！”
buyongcaiwoyezhidaotajiexialaihuishishenmehua。
buchusuoliao，biaojiekaishibianpaiwoxiexiaoshuodewangzhanchubandedoushiyixieqingqingaiai、meiyouyingyangdedongxi。
“zheixiexiaoshuowangzhana，xiededoushiyiduiluanqibazaodedongxi，shenmeqingqingaiaide，dadashashade，haoduohaizijiushiyinweikanzheixiexiaoshuotairumi，yingxianglechengji，womenbangongshidelaoshitiantianmani！”
“haiyoudelaoshishuo，jiuyinggaibaxiezheixiedongxidejiahuodouzhuajinqu，yingxiangzuguodehuaduochengzhanghexuexi！xiedushenxin！”
biaojieshuowan，mianseheshandikanxiangwo，yanshenquehenshiaoman。
“niaoniao，zheidoushitamenshuodea，kebuguanbiaojiedeshiqing，bijingshenghuoma，libukaiqian，nixiezheixiexiaoshuosuiranyingxiangbuhao，kezhuandeduoa！nifangxin，zuguodehuaduoyoujiejiezhaoliaoni，jiejiekeshizaibianjiaoshile，nifangxinxiejiuhao！woyidingbaneixiewuruqitudehaizidoulahuilai！”
“bijingbushisuoyourendouzaiyiqianzheigedongxide！”
shuoba，biaojiehaizihaodixiangwotouzhiyigeziyiweiyoushan，quechongmantiaoxindeweixiao。
youyouyou！nibuzaiyiqianhaikannineigelaihamaguanerdainanpengyoukandeneimejin！piansheini！
wolianshangzhenggejiushiyizhenwuyu。
shuoshihua，yaobushikanshangduifangdejiashibeijing，xiaoxiaobiaojiezheiyangshengdegaotiaozhangdeyehaokanderen，genbenkanbushangneigeyouaiyouheidexiaohe。
“aiyo！zheiqueshishiyouxieshangbudetaimiandeha！”
“shia，xiaoxiao，haishinizheigongzuohao，zaofushehui，fengxianziji！”
“renminjiaoshizuiguangrong！”
...
biaojiedehuashuowan，wuziliderendouduiwochizhiyibiqilai，douqugongweibiaojie。
woniutoudeshunjianzhengqiaokanjianqigutoutoumomodizangshouji，womagengshiyanjishoukuai，shangqupailepaiqigujianbang。
“taqigu，nizheishizenmele？huanghuangzhangzhangde？”
qiguxialeyidatiao，shoujidiaodaoledishang，pingmushangheranshilianzaixiaoshuodejiemian。
kanzheshuxideneirong，worenbuzhuxiaochusheng。
zheibujiushiwozuijinlianzaideneibenbadaozongcaiaishangwodewen！
“yo！xiaobudetaqiguyibanianjile，haiyouzheiaihao！”
womahuduzi，rengouletamenmunvliangganggangduiwodexiluo，zhuazhujihuiyehaobukeqidishuodao。
yiqunrendemuguanglimabeixiyinguolai。
“xiangbudaoqiguhaishiwodetouhaozhongshifensini！taohuaduoduokaiyuanlaijiushinina？wojideqiguninqianrihaizaiwodehaoxiamianliuyanzhichiwoni！haijiwodashanglebushao！niaoniaozaizheilijiuxiexieqigule！”
woxiaodecanlan，zheibenshuzuidadefensitaohuaduoduokaijuranshiqigu。
wobenyiweineimemensaodeliuyanhuishiyigezenyangdeqinvzi，wanwanmeixiangdaoshiwodelaoguafuqigu！
“zhei...woyejiuwuliaokankan...”
qiguxinxudikanxiangbiaojie。
“ma！nizenmenengkanzheizhongdongxi！yidianyingyangmeiyou！yaokanyeshikantaoyegongzhonghao！limiandewenzhangdaqishenchen，fuhanrenshengzheli，womenbangongshidelaoshijingchangyongzheigehaoshangmiandewenzhanglaijiaoyuxueshengni！”
biaojieqihuhudishuozhe，tongshidiankaisangudeshouji，sousuoqilaitaoyegongzhonghao。
“陶冶？”
wozhouzhoumei，zheibushiwodegongzhonghao？
“duia！taoyegongzhonghao，zheigelimafadewenzhangdoushixiehenzhenshidexinlingganwu，jianzhijiushiwenxuechuangzuodeyiguqingliu，womeizhoudouguanzhutaoyedegengxin。”
“zuozheniaoniaoyidingshigewenrouzhijideren，duiyurenshengguanchadeshifentouche，jianzhijiushiwoderenshengouxiang，tadesanguanjiushiwoxiangdao！xiangzheiyangdewenzhanghezuojiacaizhidedazhongchengzanhekuajiangni！”
biaojieyilianzihaodikuazandao，tongshixiangqidagubadayituijian。
“多谢表姐认可！”
wodashengdichaobiaojieshuodao，suihouyoushiyigecanlandeweixiao。
“niaoniao...ni...nishenmeyisi？”
biaojieyifufeiyisuosideyangzi，mobuzhetounao。
suihouyouhouzhihoujueqilai，xiaorongjiangzhu，jiulianpingguojiyegenzhechoudonglejixia。
“wojiushiniaoniao，taoyejiushiwodegongzhonghao，buguoshixianlaiwushisuishoufafashenghuoganwu，meixiangdaobiaojiejuranzheimeganxingqu！biaojieruoshixihuanwodesanguan，womenkeyichennatianmeishiduoliaoliao，jinshuiloutaixiandeyuema！”
woshuoba，womabuhaoyisidizouguolai。
“taoyebuguoshiniaoniaowuliaodeshihouchuangzuodeyigegongzhonghaobale，wenzhangdoushiniaoniaoyuanchuangde，wobangzhetatuituiwenshenmede，yigeyueshourubuduo，yejiuyiliangwanba！”
mamashuowan，biaojielimakongzhibuzhushenzixianghoudaolejibu。
kongqizhongxiangqileshenmeposuideshengyin？
e！yuanlaishibiaojiedexiang**quemeizhuangchengdebolixinsuile！
“womenniaoniaohaizaiwenxuezazhishangfabiaoguowenzhangni，neiwenzhanghaishoudaoguozhuanjiadedianzanni！”
我妈又继续补充着。
“xiaoshi，xiaoshieryi！buguoshixingquaihao，woyemeixiangdaowodeguannianhuishoudaozheimeduorenxiaihezantong，qishizheileiwenzhanghexiaoshuoyiyang，cunzaijiuyoucunzaidejiazhi。”
“zheixiewenzhangtouxileshenghuodezheli，dedaoleduzhemenderentonggan，erxiaoshuozeshizaiyigexuhuandeshijieli，rangduzhegoudaozijidelixiangshijie，xianzaishenghuozheimelei，dajiadouxihuanzaixiaoshuolimianfangsongziji！”
我说完，看向七姑。
“duibaqigu，qigufuqushizheimeduonianle，ninyigerenkendinghengudu，wodebadaozongcaixiaoshuoliyidingshiyouqiguxuyaodeqingganjituo，suoyiqigucainengchengweiwodetouhaofensi！”
“qimeia，zheixieniannishoukule！”
gugushenshenkaishianweiqiqigulai。
qiguzuozaishafashangzuolinanan，xiangshibeidangzhongbaguangyiyanglianshangdebiaoqingfenwaixiuchi。
zhenxiangbudao，jiaowoxiaoshuonanzhuxiaolaogongdejuranhuishiqigu！
buxingle！yixiangdaozheiliwojiubiebuzhuxiao！
“shiaqimei，yigerenlachexiaoxiaozheimeda，rujinxiaoxiaoyeyouwendinggongzuole，suishuoyinianhaiburuniaoniaoyigeyuezhuandeduo，keyesuanshiyougeyikao，xiaoxiaotatabazaitianyenenganxile！”
womadeduzuichenjizaitamenshangkoushangsayan，haobutongkuai！
“yi？biaojiezenmekuaikule？shixiangqigufule？”
wokanzheyanleijiuyaoliuchulaidebiaojieguanqiediwendao。
biaojiedebiaoqinghaoxianggengnankanleni！
meiguanxi，woxiaodegengcanlanle。
bijingxiaorongbuhuixiaoshi，zhihuizhuanyi。