第2章 简直是作死!(1528字)

liujianjunzhinvliuyueruyilianbishi,“nalilaidexiangyecunfu,jingranganzoujinliujiadeshanzhuang?”

jiangyazoudaolelaoyezimianqian,nachubaijiu。

“laoyezi,woshijiangya,qianlaijilaoyezizhushou。”

“nihaijideqinianqianhewoshiniangdingxiayimenhunyue,wojintianlaidemude,jiushixiangkanyikanweiguomendexifu。”

hunyuezheilianggezicongjiangyadekouzhongshuochulai,xianchangderendouyouxiechijing。

“buhuiba,liujiaderenzenmehuiyouhunyue?”

“liujiakeshimingmenwangzu,youduoshaoqingniancaijunfuerdai,youduoshaotiancaishaoyedingzheliuyueru,zheigexiangbalaozenmehuiheliudaxiaojieyouhunyue?”

tingdaozheixierenyilunfenfen,liuyueruliansefeichangnankan。

tachushenghaomen,maomeiruhua,zenmekenenghezheigexiangbalaoyouhunyue?

liujianjunjixiaodao:“nijuedenizheigexiangbalaopeima?niyebusapaoniaozhaozhao,kankanzijishishenmedexing!”

jiangyakanxiangleliulaoyezi,“liulaoyezi,huidawo,hunyuedeshiqingnizenmekan?”

liulaoyeziziranhejiarenshiyigeyisi,dangniandehunyueshitaqiuzhexiafandingxiade。

danjinshibutongwangri,dangshideliulaoyezizhishiyigexiaoxiaodeshangfan。

danjingguozheijiniandefazhan,liulaoyezideqiyunfeichanghao,rujinliujiazailongyangshishilixionghou!

laoyezizhiyouzheimeyigesunnv,ruguoyaozhaoshangmennvxu,neikendingshiyaojingtiaoxixuan。

zheishiliuyueruyiliandeaoqidezouguolai,“yeye,wojueduibuhuijiajizheigexiangbalao!”

“chuandejiugentaohuangdenanminyiyang,jiusuanshilubiandeqigaiyebitaqiang,wozenmekenengjiajizheizhongren!tagenbenjiupeibushangwo!”

jiangyameiyoulihuiliuyueru,ershidingzheliulaoyezi。

“laoyezi,dangchushinihewoshiniangdingxiahunyue,xianzainijiwoyigejiaodaijiukeyile,dangchudehunyue,nishuosuanhaishibusuan?”

liulaoyezihaimeiyoukaikou,liuyuerupangbiandeqingnianquezhanlechulai。

“xiangbalao,nishishenmeshenfen?nishishenmedongxi?niyoushenmezigezaizheiliwenliulaoyezihunyuedeshiqing。”

“gun!buyaozaizheidiurenxianyanle,yaoshinizaibugun,wohuirangnihaokan!”

qingnianyizhanchulai,henduorendemuguangdoukanleguoqu,xianchangyouyixiedabanshishangdenvren,yanjinglimianmaozhehuoredeguangmang。

“nimenkan,shiwangjian!haoshuaia!”

“wangjiayeshimingmenwangzu,fujiayifang,yezhiyouwangjiadegongzicaipeideshangliujiadedaxiaojie。”

jiangyazhuanguotou,kanzheyanqiandeqingnian,meitouweizhou。

“nishishei?baoshangminglai。”jiangyadingzhewangjian。

wangjianlenglengyixiao:“woshisheinihaimeiyouzigezhidao!”

“xiangbalao,wogangcairangnigun,nimeiyoutingdaoma?”

jiangyaxiaolexiao,“wozhidaole,nigenbenjiubushiliujiaderen,zhibuguoshiliujiadeyitiaogou,duibudui?”

zheixiehuayiluo,sizhoudeqifenyixiazibianle,turanyouxieyayi。

zhouweihenduorendelianshangdouwubidejingcai,jiexialaiyouhaoxikanle。

“wodetianna!zheixiangbalaozhenshifengle,jingranganshuowangshaoyeshiyitiaogou,jingranganxiuruwangshaoye,jianzhishizuosi!”

wangjianheshishouguozheizhongxiuru,nuqicongjiaodibanzhichongtouding。

zheimeduonianyilai,congxiaodaodameiyourenganxiuruguota。

“nizheigexiangbalaojingranganmawo!”

“jiangzheixiangbalaojiwotuochuqu,daduantadeliangtiaotui!”

wangjiandehuagangluo,tadeshenhoubuyuanchulailesigeren。

zheisigeshiwangjiandesuishenbaobiao,sigerenlijijiangjiangyaweizhule。

liujianjunjiaodao:“daduanliangtiaotuishibianyitale,zaijiangtadeliangtiaogeboyedaduan!”

“将他的嘴打烂!”

liulaoyeziyiliandelengmo,tameiyouchuyanzuzhi,xianranshimorenzheiyiqiefasheng。

sigebaobiaozhengyaodongshoujiangjiangyatuozou。

turan,datingmenkouchuanlaiyishengdahesheng。

“hehe,liujiaderenzhenshihaodadeweifeng!”

zheishengdahe,shengyinhongliang,huidangzaizhenggekongjian,haoxiangzhijiechongjinlemeigerendenaohaili。

suoyourendemuguangqishuashuadexiangmenkoudefangxiangkanqu。

yiweijingshendousoudelaorenjubuliuxingdizouleguolai。

laorenjianburufei,shenhougenzheyiweipiaoliangxinggandenvhai。

liujiaderentingdaoyourenzuzhitamendaren,zhengyaofanu,keshikandaolairenhou,meigerendeliansejunshiweiweiyibian。

xiaozhangwubidewangjiankandaolairen,tongkongyisuo。

“wodetian,qianxiongba,baye!haiyouqianjiadexiaojieqianqingyun!”

liulaoyezijimangyingleguoqu,liujiaderenyedougenleguoqu。

xianchangdehenduobinkexianglairentoulailewubizunjingdemuguang。

liulaoyezizoudaolelaozhedemianqian,shuangshoubaoquanxingli,shensefeichangxingfenhejidong。

“原来是霸爷。”

“bayeninguanglinhanshe,zhenshirangliujiapengbishenghui。”

qianxiongbapixiaoroubuxiaodedao:“liulaoyezi,ninlaojintianqishidashou,wozenmebuganlaini?”