第4章 我老婆出轨了?

“shenme?nipianren!qingchenggenbenbukenengbeipanwo!”linfanzhenjingdao,manliandenanyizhixin。

“youshenmebukenengde,nibuhuizhenbazijidangwojiefuleba?zanjiangchengsheibuzhidao,wojiehaishiwanbizhishen!”

“dangchuyaobushisiqudelaotaiyemixin,tingleneisuanminglaoshengundehua,wosujiayebuhuizhaonizheigeqiongsuanhuozuoshangmennvxu,lunluodaobeiganchujiazu,yijiawukourenjizaijiangchengpingminquyigexiaochuzuwuzhudedibu!”

suzihaoyueshuoyuejidong,zheishi,dianhualiyouchuanlaijiazhongqiyurendeshengyin:“aiya,nigenzheigewonangfeishuozheimeduoganshenme?langfeidianhuafei!”

“shia,gualebazihao!tayoubenshilijiachuzoubuganjiawuhuo,jiurangtayingqiyidianbiezhuzanjia!”

“hahaha,yaowoshuozansujiadekurizidaotoule!qingchengzhongyuxiangtongle,chuaidiaozheigewonangfeijiajifuhaoduohaoa!!”

“dengqingchenggaijiadaozhangjiahou,womenjiuyongzhangshaojidecailiqianjizihaoxinfangzhibanjiaju、gaoyitaohaohuadiandezhuangxiu!”

dianhuaneiduanchuanlaisujiarenshuohuadeshengyin,yizhenguohoujiuguaduanledianhua。

erlinfanzaizhongduoshengyinzhongzhitingjianjigeci:kaifang、gaijia、zhangjiashaonainai...

“dengdeng,nishuoqingchu!”linfanfennudao:“shenmekaifang?wolaopoxianzaizainali?”

dianhualichuanlaidududeshengyin,xianranxiaojiuziyijinggualedianhua。

zaida,zaigua,jixuda,jixugua...

jishigedianhuadaguoqu,sujiarenyigeyemeijieting!

linfanneixinyoudianbengkui,jiehunwunianle,suqingchengsuiranmeigentayouguofuqizhishi,danlinfanquefeichangxihuanta,quanshenxindeduisuqingchenghao,wuyuanwuhuimomofuchu。

tashifudimoshishiweiniangjiarenkaolv,balinfandeqianjididimaifangyejiusuanle,danxianzaijingranbianbenjiali,hunneichuguigenbierenkaifang?

zheiyidian,linfanjueduibunengrenshou!

ruguosuzihaoshuodeshizhende,neitajiugensuqingchenglihun!

zheiwunian,linfanzaisujiazuoniuzuoma,zhiqianshoudeshiwanyuancailiqian,tazaojiuhaiqingle!

“linxiansheng,xuyaowoweininzuoxieshenmema?”zhangxuanhuxiaoshengwendao。

gangcaitazaiyipangtingdaoleyixiedianhualideneirong,danbugaiwendetabuhuiguowen,yushizhudongkaikou,xianglinfantigonglisuonengjidebangzhu。

“zhanglao,woxianzaiyoushiyaohuijiayitang,bangwozhaoguyixiawomuqin。ruguowojintianmeihuilai,jiuanzhaogangcaiwojiaonidefangfalianzhihuihunbiyudan,meigebaxiaoshijiwomuqinfuxiayike。”linfanchenshengdao。

jiangmuqinjiaojizhanglao,tabijiaofangxin。ersuqingchengneibian,tabixudehuijiakankan!

“linxianshengqingfangxin,wohuijilingmuanpaihaoshenghuoqiju!”zhangxuanhushuangkuaidaying,fuyouxiaodao:“linxianshengchulaishikaichelema?ruguomeiyoudehua,worangsijisongninhuiqu!”

“neijiuduoxiele!”linfandiandiantou,taxianzaipoqiexianghuijia,zhangxuanhuyuanyipaichesongtashizuihaobuguodele!

zhangxuanhudebanshixiaolvhenkuai,buduoshi,yiliangheisedezhangkuanjiaochejiuchuxianzailinfanyanqian。

linfanmeikaiguoche,taduichedeyanjiuyebuduo,zhirendezheikuanzhangjiaochedechebiao:shixinchulaidemaibahe,jiazhibuhuidiyu300wan!

zheishiyikuanpianshangwuxingdejiaoche,baokuosijihefujiazuo,tonggongqigezuowei,jiushilaopoyijiarenshanglaiyenengzuoxia!

linfanshangleche,henkuai,jiulaidaosuqingchengsuozuzhudeyangfanxiaoqumenkou。

yangfanxiaoqushiyigebijiaopojiuyongjidelaoxiaoqu,chebingbunengkaijinqu,menkoutinglebushaoqichediandongche,linfanzhuyidao,zaizhongduopojiuxiaochezhong,youyiliangfeichangdayandebaisebaomasuv!

“daole,huiba!”linfanxiachehou,jiuzhaohusijihuiqu。

“linxiansheng,zhangshenyifenfuguo,congjintianqiwojiushinindegerenzhuanshusiji,24xiaoshiweininfuwu,suoyiwobunenghuiqu!”sijishifuyaoyaotou,dijilinfanyizhangmingpianheyibacheyaochijixudao:

“wohuizaizheifujinzhaogedifangzhuxia,ninruguoyouchuxingxuqiujiudawomingpianshangdedianhua,shifenzhongneibidao!dangranle,zheibacheyaochijinin,yibeibushizhixu!”

linfanjianzhuangyebuzaijianchi,tajizhangxuanhudehuihunbiyudansuochanshengdeshouyi,yuanyuandayuyiliangcheheyigezhuanzhisiji!

hesijigaobiehou,linfanjicongcongwangjiagan。meizoujibu,jiuyuanyuanqiaojiantayilushangxinxinniannianderen:laoposuqingcheng!

zaisuqingchengdepangbian,haiyousujiaqitasirenyijiyigechuanzhehuaguideshuaiqiqingniannanzi。

suqingchenghaochengjiangchengdiyimeiren,cikeheshuaiqiqingniannanrenbingjianwangxiaoquwaizouzhe,liangrenyoushuoyouxiao,kanshangqushifendengdui!

ersujiarenzeyilianchanmeideweiraozheneinanrenliaotian,taidufeichangyoushan。

kandaozheiyimu,linfanwojinleshuangquan。

suqingchengconglaimeiduitazheimewenrouxiaoguo,ersujiarenyeconglaimeiduitataiduzheimehaoguo!

neigenanren,daodishishei?

“qingcheng,tashishei?nigangcaiqulenali?weishenmebujiewodianhua?”linfandatabuzoudaosuqingchengmianqian,zhiwendao。

“linfan?”linfandeturanchuxian,helesuqingchengyitiao,tahaokandemeitouweiweizhouqi,siyouxiebunaidao:“tajiaozhangchenglin,shiwodedaxuetongxue!”

“shenmedaxuetongxuee,mingmingshiqingmeizhuma,liangxiaowucai!”suqingchenggangshuowan,zhangmunianggaoxiangqinjiujiehua,shuowanlianseyibian,zhizhelinfanmadao:“yaobushinizheigefeiwuturanchuxian,wojiaqingchengzaogenzhangshaojiehunle!”

gaoxiangqinyikaikou,sujiaqiyurenyejingenzhedangqilezhangshaodeshuoke:

“shia!linfanzheizhongmeigongzuoderuanfannanniliuzhetaganma?fanzhengxianzailaotaiyeyesile,jienibataxiuleba!”

“jintianbangwanshizuofanhaiganturanpaochuqu,zheizhuixuzailiuzheyaoshangtianle!”

“zhangshaoduohao,nianshaoyouweiyouduojin,jiajitazhihounididijiuyouqulaopodeqianle!zanyebuyongyijiawukourenjizaineigexiaopochuzuwuli!”

sujiarenniyiyanwoyiyudeshuozhe,neizhangxingnanzitingdeshimanmianchunfeng。

tadatabudezoudaolinfanmianqian,taidushifengaoaodeconghuailitaochuyizhangmingpiandijilinfandao:

“linfanshiba?woshijiangchengzhangshiyaoyedesanshaoye!jintianwogenqingchengchifanshitaliaodao,nimuqinzhongbing,niyemeiyougongzuo。”

“zheishiwoguanjiademingpian,dajita,tahuijinianpaihaonimuqinhenigongzuodequanbushiyi!”

zhangchenglindeyuqitaidushifenaoman,jilinfanmingpiandeyangzi,xiangjilejiebianjiqigaiyaoleyikoumantoudeyangzi。

kandaozheiyimu,linfannuhuozhongshao,zhongyurenbulele。

“womadebingwonengzhi,gongzuowonengzijizhao,chewoyeyou,erni——”linfanshuohuajiandunledun,huranjiadayinliangduizhezhangchenglinnuhoudao:

“给我滚!”

yinweichuanchengleyiwujuexuedeyuangu,linfandezheishengnuhouqishishizu!bujinjinshishengyinshangdexionghun,shengqishidantianneiwuyizhijianshifangchulaidebadaozhenqiyichangbiren。

zaichangsuoyourenwenshengshentijieshiyizhan,jingshibeidangchangzhenzhule!