第二章

gongzuobujiu,haimeidengwolianxidaonvrendeneigenanyou,jiuyourenxianshanggoule。

“meinvfangzhangzhaopiankankanbei。(**)”

“我没拍过。”

“nixianpaiyizhangwokankan。(jianxiao)(jianxiao)”

tashiwodekehulihangyu,zheigezhoumoyuewochuquchidapaidang。

“xiangchisha,ligeqingni!”

haimeidengwoshuohua,tajiuzhaohufuwuyuandiandan。

ranhoushanglejichuankaojiucai......

kandaowozuozhebudong,tayebuzaiyi,taochucongjialinadepijiu,yikoucaiyikoujiuchiheqilai,chibaohezuzhihou,tashuoyaodaiwosanbu。

sanzhesanzhe,jiulaidaoleyijiaxiaolvguan,tatuisangzhewojinqu。

干什么?

wodatuishangdezhanglangmaohaimeiwanquanxiaoshi,bunengjiuzheiyangbaolu。

于是我死活不进去。

lihangyu“pa”shanlewoyigedazuibazi。

“temegenlaozichulaichifan,bujiushianshilaozima?”

“kenglelaoziyidunfanqian,haibugenlaozishui!”

turan,yougerenyiquanbalihangyudadao,lihangyushuailegegoukenshi。

wogangyaoganxie,yikanneirendelian,faxianzhengshineigesiqudekeliannvrendenanpengyouchangluwei!

haojiahuo,nixiaozi,wobuzhaoni,nihaishangmenlaizhaowoleshiba?

neijiubieguaiwobukeqile。

woshunshipudaochangluweihuaili,wuwuku:

“zheiweigege,renjiazhishiyizhi,abu,renjiazhishiyigenuligongzuoderuonvzi,taquetumoubugui!”

wuyijianzaitabojingchufaxianlehongsehenji。

yade,nvyougangsijiuwanhuadeshiba。

changluweibangwoganzoulelihangyu,haigenwoshuo,ruguogongzuomeile,keyilianxita。

wuhu,tapotiexiewumichu,delaiquanbufeigongfu~

jinguangongsimeikaichuwo,wohaishicizhile。buranwozenmezhaoliyougoudataa!

changluweipengyouquanquanshiaorenshedexiaozuowen,kandewokuaiyaosuile。

jirenyizhongtahentongkudanmeiduguoshenmeshudeganjue。

wogenchangluweiliaotian,diyitiantahewoliaofenghuaxueyue。

第二天他说:

“zhanglanjiayou,houruni。”

大哥你???

ranhouwofaleyigehaixiudebiaoqingguoqu,talikeyuewomingtianjian。

“nihuibuhuiturandichuxian~zaijiejiaodekafeidian~”

hetazaixingqikejianmiandeshihou,tayongzuidayinlianggongfangzhezheishouge。

你没事儿吧?

tajianwolaile,wenwoyaodianxieshenmehede。

wokanleyixiajiaweibiao,yaoleyibeimianfeidebingshui。

tadaxiguowang,dashouzhijiefangzailewodetuishang。

我擦咧,不妙!

“lanlanya,weishenmenidetuimaoneimezhaya?”

“yinweirenjiashitianranmeinv,conglaibuyimeidea。”

sha*,yinweilaoniangshizhanglang。

wowentazhiqiantanguojigenvpengyou,tashuoyejiusiwuge。

youwentazhendema,tashuoqishiwuliuqibajiushigeba。

zaiwomenlianghewanwubeibingshuihou,changluweikaikou,dayanbucandishuodao:

“lanlan,woconglaimeijianguonizheimebuxurongdenvren,zuowonvpengyouba!”

wodeweililikefanjiangdaohaiqilai,danyixiangdaohaiyaojinvrenbaochou,zhinengrenrufuzhongdidianlediantou。

suiranwoduitayiwusuozhi,tayeduiwojianseqiyi。

yaoxiangfu,xianxiulu,rangwotaoludianxiaoxichulai。