第三章

“gege,nishidushengzima~”

“shi,danshiwohaoxiangyaojigejiejie。”

“haha,yinweijiejiekeyizhaoguwo,tamenyirenjiwoyiwankuai,jiushihaojiwankuai。”

他没品地乐了起来。

diyigetezheng,xixuegui。

“lanlannini,jialishenmeqingkuang?”

“renjiajialitiaojianbijiaohao,yougedidi,fumuliyile......babajingchangquxijiao**。”

“nanrenma,gaoshiye,douzheiyang,henzhengchang,meibiyao。”

你搁这念三字经呢?

diergetezheng,laopiaochong。

“haoba,neigegeweishenmehenideqiannvyoufenshouleya,shitamenxiaotidazuo,budongnidexinkuma?”

“e,tamentaixurongtaibaijinle,youyigemeijiaran**feimeiyongdeqian,hairangwojimaishuiguolao,zhentamashilaonvyige。”

disangetezheng,meiqianyingzhuang。

“hehe,haiyouyigesihuobuyuanyizhengmingzijishiganjingde,zheiyangdezangnvrenwozenmefangxintajiwoshengerzi,shuobuzhungenqiannanyouyoujiuge。”

aduiduidui,nibuzang,nidouchoule。

disigetezheng,fengjiancanyu。

“jiusuanmeiyoujiuge,wanyixianfuyichuanshenglegeqiannanyoudewazenmeban?”

diwugetezheng,meiyoubianbienengli。

“womashuoguole,zuofengbuzhengdenvrenjiubunengyao。wocongxiaojiushiwomadaidade,yibashiyibaniaobawoyangda,nikeyaohaohaoduita!”

zhidaole,zheijiuyibashiyibaniaoxiaojingtalaorenjia。

diliugetezheng,mabaonan。

jiashangpuazhinvpengyousiwanghaihaowuhuigai,zhenzhenshiwudujuquan。

wobuhuizhijieduitaxiashashou,neiyangtaibianyitale。

yongtongyangdefangshiduidaita,caishiwozhanglangjingdebense。

wohenkuaibanjinlechangluweidefangzi,suiranmeilegongzuo,danwohaiyoujinshouzhizhuanxiaoqianqian。

wojiuzhidaotagaibulebenxing,zhujinqudiyitianjiuyaopengwo。

jiexialaigaifahuiwodexijingtianfule。

yankanzhetajiuyaoshenchumozhua,wolimabazaisiliyiyuankaide“chuzizhengming”nalechulai。

“gege,paniyougulv,zheishirenjiadezhengming。”

takanleyiyan,manyidebudele,youyaojixuxiashou。

“wobamashuoguo,baizhizhaobaizhi,gegeninengjiwokankannidezhengmingma?”

然后他的脸就绿了:

“nandehenvdezenmenengyiyang?”

“wu,shiwokancuoleren,duibuqibamadejiaohui,nverzhinengyisixiezuile!”

wo“wa”yiku,jiuwangqiangshangzhuang。

changluweikanwobuxiangyande,limabawolaleqilai,renzhehuogenwodaoqianjieshitanianshaowuzhi,wuruqitu。

wocacayanlei:“gege,neizheiciwojiuyuanliangnile,chulewomeiyounvrenduinizheimekuanrongde。”

tayilian“haoxiangyoushenmebuduijingdanyoushuobuchulai”。

ruguozhanglangjieyouaosika,woduoshaodenagezuijianvzhujiao。

buguotahaishimeidadiaoxinlineidianxiaojiujiu。

diertianqilai,takandaochuangshangneikuaitoumingdepiheleyitiao,wenwozheishishenme。

“gege,nitingshuoguoyigegushima。zaiwomenlaojia,yuanquersidenvzihuibianchengjuchan,zaifuxinrendechuangshangliuxiatuipi。”

“nipiansansuixiaohaierni?zaishuowoyoumeifushei。”

“nikeyinaqujiandingyixia,kankanshibushikunchongtuipi。”

womeipianta,zhanglanghechandequedoushikunchong。

suiranwobanjindeshitafangzi,danshizujinjuranwolaitao,kanlaitayizhikaonvrendeqianguorizi。

meiguanxi,zheixiedongxibeihoudoubiaohaolejiama。

“tiannagege,xianzaidenvshengzenmedouzheimewuzhi!angesihouniubaoneimegui,tamenjuranshedechi,liuzheqianjinanpengyoumaiyanbuhaoma?”

“lanlannizhendeshitaidongshile,nengzhaodaonizuonvpengyouzhenhao!”

“shiyagege,youwozuoninvpengyou,nizhenshixiulebabeizidefuni~”

wozhendehenqidaichangluweishuwankou,zaiyabeilikandaozhanglangdebiaoqing。

ranhoutajiuyunleguoqu,bushengrenshi。

huo,haishigekongzhanglangde,neijiugenghaobanle。

wanghoudejitian,woshibushijitayidian“xiaojingxi”。

“lanlan,zheiliangtianwojiubuhuiqule,nibajializhanglangchuyichu。”

zaitayundeneitian,woyijingfuzhiletadedianhuaka,baocunletadeweixinmima,wozhidaotayouqupiaole。

“gege,woyigerenzaijiahaohaipa,nihuijiapeipei......”

tabadianhuaguale,faweixinyebuhuile,kanlaishikaishilengbaolile,buliwohaojitian。

yushiwoyoujitafaleyigeduanxin,gentashuotashengriwojitamaileyikuanzuixinaifengshouji,tamiaohui。