第三章:差点被表白

haihaohaihao,zhiyaobushikouqianqitadouhaoshangliang。

buguojianjiazhangyebushihaoyingfudehuo!

nixianga,jiazhangmenzoudeqiaobiwomenzoudeludouduo,gegeshenjingbaizhan,yuelifeng。

tazheimeyizhixiaobaitu,budebeirenyiyankanchuanxiangchihuluobudexin?

“qingwen,nidagejiadejiazhangyoujiwei?”

mojinyanjiaozhekafeideshouyidun:“hunlineitianbudoukanjianle?”

tianxiaolunaonaotou,gangadexiaoxiao:“wo……woyanshenbuhao!”

tanalishiyanshenbuhao,tafenmingjiushibucaoxin。

tazhiguanwanchengzijiderenwu,qitatacailandezhuyi。

bieshuoshitadagedejiazhang,jiushineitiandezhujiao,xinlangxinniangtadouwangleshenmeyang。

tadegongzuozongzhishi,zhiyaonengbaqianzhengdaoshou,qitabuyongguan。

mojinyanqingkeyixia,shenchuxibaideshouzhi:“wuge!”

田小鹿:“啊?!”

wuzuodashan,zheicitadeyalikebuxiao。

“buguoxiangjiannidezhiyouyige!”

tianxiaolu:“e。neihaibucuo!”

wuzuodashanbianchengleyizuo,tianxiaoludunshijuedexinlichangkuaibushao。

……

“zhaodaoneigenvrenlema?”

moshijituanzongcaibangongshi,molinghanfanzheziliao,manbujingxindewen。

mojinyanpaipaidexiongkou:“zhiyaowochuma,meiyougaobudingdeshier!”

“shijianyuezaizheigezhouwu,nigentashuoqingchuleba?”

“ninengbunengbiezaizhiyiwodenengli,jiuzheidianxiaoshi,wobizheyanjingdoujinibanhao,nijiufangxinba!”

molinghantaitoupietayiyan,yuqidandan:“neiwogaizenmexieni?”

mojinyanyiliudecongluodichuangpaodaotadeshenbian:“xiedaoshibuyong,zanmenxiongdiwobangnibushiyinggaidema……dage,mashaladichulexinkuanpaoche,yansezeipiaoliang……”

budengtashuowan,molinghandaduantadehua:“gaishuodeshiniyijingshuowanle,xianzaikeyichuqule!”

“dage,neiliangpaoche……”

molinghannaqidianhua:“dididi,yinxingme,wozheibianyougezhanghaoyaodongjieyixia……”

mojinyanelangpushisideshuangshoubaozhuzuoji:“haohaohao,wozouwozou……”

bianwangwaibianzoubiandunang:“bangnizheimedamangliangehuibaodoumei,zaozhidaobubangle,heng,wuqing!”

youshihou,molinghanzhenxiangzoutazheigetangdiyidun,ganshashabuxing,xiemenwaidaobisheidouzaixing。

ruguobushita,yebuzhiyunongchuzheimedamafan。

xinniangjiadanaoleyichang,geranglesanqianwandeshengyibushuo,tadenainaiziconghunlishanghuilai,meitiankuzhejiaozheyaozhongsunzi,jianbudaozhongsunzitajiubuchifanbushuijue。

youliangcihaipaodaogongsizheibianlainao,haidemolinghangongzuodouzuobuhao,yitingdaojialilaidian,tajiutixindiaodan。

也是苦不堪言。

……

tianxiaoluzhenshihentoulebanzhanglianghao,yuandanlianhuanrangtachujiemu,yundonghuijitabaozhangpao,xiaoqingrangtaqudangliyi……

danfanxuexiaoliyougeshenmehuodong,lianghaohuixiangfangshefadebatasaijinqu,meiqimingyueduanliantadenengli,weirihouzouxiangshehuidajichu!

banshanghaiyouwushiliugetongxue,zenmebujiantazheime“duanlian”tamen?

shuobaile,jiushikantaruoxiaohaoqifu,guyishihuanta,weizijideguganyejizengguangtiancai!

guanjianshitabuganhaibuxing,tazhiyaoshuogebuzi,banzhangjiuhuiehenhendedengguolai:“tianxiaolu,nixiaxueqidezhuxuejinshibushibuxiangyaole,ng?”

neizuilian……huotuotuoyixiaoren!

zheibu,shiyijiaqihaimeixiuwan,banzhangdarenyoulaihuohaita,rangtamashangquxuexiaoyitang,youshizhaota!

tianxiaolubianhuanyifubianmabanzhang:“goulianghao,sidongxi,chizaowoyaobanidepichounidejin,xiewoxintouzhihen!”

jijicongconggandaoxuexiao,xuexiaodoufanglejia,caochangshangyipiananjing,qingchendewuqihaimeiwanquansanqu,baiyanglongzhaodetiankongyoujifenmenglong。

tianxiaolupaodaoyuedingdedidian,gangxiangdadianhuajibanzhang,houtaweishenmehaibudao,shenhouturanxiangqiyigeshengyin:“biedale,wodengnihaojiule!”

tianxiaoluzhuanshen,kanzhezhongduonvshengxinzhongdebaiyueguang,taxinlidewenzixue,dihou:“jintiannishuodeshiyaoganbushangzhurouzhangjia,wojiumieleni!”

lianghaojintianchuandehenzhengshi,baichenshan,heixiku,haijitoufazuolefaxing,shuangshoubeizaishenhou,chongzhetianxiaoluxiao。

tianxiaoluhuyi,zheijiahuobuhuishaleba?

tazheimehouta,huanzuoyiqian,tazaojiuquantousihoule,jintianzenmezheimeanjing?

“喂,我说你……”

tianxiaoluzhunbeiraoguoqukantashenhouzangleshenme,lianghaohudishenchuyizhishou,diguoyigeyuebinglai!

tianxiaolumenglemeng:“nibieshuodaqingzaoderangwoguolaijiushiweile……”

“woshushucongguangzhoujilaide,benlaizhunbeijiniyihe,sheizhidaosusheneibanggoudongxisizichailewodekuaidi,wohukouduoshicaiqiangxialaizheimeyige,jiniba,jushuohenhaochi!”

tianxiaoluganjuelianghaojintianguaiguaide,danjutinaliguaitayoushuobuchu。

tajieguolaiyuebing,chaikaiwaimiandebaozhuangjiuchi:“zhongqiujiedouguoquhaojitianlecaixiangqilaijiwoyuebing,nifanshehuhaizhenbushiyibandezhang!”

“mandianchi,dangxinyezhe!”lianghaokanzhetadao。

tianxiaolufanlefanyanpi,shuohuanangnangde:“shuoba,youxiangrangwoganshenme?biededouhaoshuo,shuaxiedeshixiangdoubuyaoxiang,niyoujiaoqi,wopachuanran!”

“死丫头,你……”

田小鹿瞪过去。

taqingkeyixia,shengyinbianrou:“xiaolu……”

tianxiaoludouleyigejiling:“gansha,shenjingbinga!”

lianghaochiyibanshang,mantuntundebalingyizhizangzaishenhoude“xuanji”nachulai。

yishuxianyanyudidehongmeigui!

“小鹿我……”

ciqingcijing,tianxiaoluyoudianmeng:“lianghaoni……”

buguotafanyinghenkuai,yibaduoguoneishumeiguibaozaihuaili:“youyounvshengsongnihuala……zezezezhangdeshuaijiushichixiang,nanadouyouaimuzhe,haole,wobangnichulidiao,zheizhongshiwozuolehaojici,zaixing,fangxinba!”

“小鹿我……”

“biewowowodele,kuaihuiquba,daretianchuanzheimehouyebupawufeizi,woyaohuijiachifanla,zoule,bai!”

buguanlianghaozaishenhouzenmejiaotianxiaolu,tianxiaoludoumeiyouhuitou。

tayikouqipaochuxuexiao,shanglegongjiaocaiganhuitoukan。

zheimemingxiandeshiqingruguotahaiganjuebudao,neitayetaishale!

lianghaosuiranjingchangyazhatadelaodongli,taduitahenzhirugu,dandouzhishitongxuejiandedadanaonao,doubushizhende。

lianghaobucuo,wulunshixuexihaishirenpin,peitatianxiaoludouchuochuoyouyu。

jiushiyinweichuochuoyouyu,tianxiaolucaibunengjieshouta。

taruoxiaoyoumingan,yidingdiandebuduicheng,tadoujuededuifangzaishishe。

hekuang,taxianzaizhixiangzhengqian,genbenbuxiangtanlianai。

tanlianaiduiyuta,taishechile!

tabaozheneishumeiguizuozaizuoweishang,zhongrenkanguolai,taquanshendoubuzizai。

tadileyihuiertou,ranhoucetoukanxiangchuangwai,waimiancheshuimalong,gaoloudasha,bonongzhemeiguihuahuaban,qingqingtanlekouqi。