第2章

“chouquwanbi,benjubisai,ninhuodeshenjitianfu《baifabaizhong》。”

suminglianmangchakanqizheigetianfu。

baifabaizhong:feizhixiangxingjinengzaijinengfanweinei,xiangdifangyingxiongshifangshi,jianghuibaifabaizhong。

sumingdaxi,andaozheigetianfuniubia,jianzhishiwanneizhongquanshifeizhixiangxingjinengyingxiongdefuyina。

解说席上。

mile:“haode,rngzheibianshilansefang,shouxianbandiaoleroujizuishanzhangdeyaojihexianzaidayefeichangremendewanhao,igzheibianbandiaodeshizheigebanbenzuiweiqiangshideadefeiliusihaiyoushangdanlangxingbijiaoshanzhangdeeyu,doushihenfuhebanbenzoushihaiyouxuanshoutexing。”

wawa:“rangwomenkankanrngdisanbanshishenme,wojidezhiqiandiyijushibandiaoletheshyxuanshouzairankzhongzuiaiwandeshanglukalisita,buguozaizheijutheshyxuanshoubunengshangchang,wogujiyemeibiyaozaibanle。”

mile:“yi,rnghaishibandiaolekalisita,zenmehuishi,nandaozheiweixinrendftyeshanzhangzheigeyingxiong?haishizuijinrankzhongyoulianguo?danwoganjue,jiusuanshilianguo,yemeibiyaoba?bushiwokanbuqidftxuanshoudeshili,ershizheiyingxiong,zhenbushiyibanshangdannengdachuxiaoguode。”

shijishang,tajiushikanbuqisuming,juedesumingdakalisita,jueduishizhaonve。

wawa:“budui,zheigekalisitahenmingxianbushiweilezhenduishanglubande,yinggaishibanpaofu,bijingpaofuyeshikalisitazhuanyehu,wandehenhao。”

mile:“e,yuanlaishizheiyang,neijiukeyishuodetongle,haode,zaikanigzheibian,disanban,bandiaolehuangzi,ng,xiaolongbaozuijinqueshitingxihuanwanzheigeyingxiong,yewandehenlihai,bandiaoleyeshizhengchang,haode,xianzaizhengshikaishixuanren,rngxianshouqiangxialanbo,zheidagailvshijixiaohuyonglaizouzhongde。”

wawa:“duide,langxingbushanzhangwanzheizhongyingxiong,kendingshijixiaohuyongde,rangwomenzaikanig,wa,igzhijiemiaoxuanleyizeruier,zheishizenmehuishi?zheigebanbendeyizeruierhaoxiangyemeineimeqianga,yibandoushimeiyouadxuanlecaihuizuihounachulai,igjuranmiaoxuan,paofuneimezixindema?”

一分钟前,选手席。

flyxianduizhesumingshuodao:“suming,nixianxuanba,kangteweiliujiroujihuozhepaofuba。”

sumingdiandiantou:“hao,neiwoxuanshenmeyingxiong?”

suiransumingxinliyijingyoulerenxuan,danduoshaohaishiyaowenwenjiaolian,jitadianmianzi。

flysisuoleyixiadao:“xuangexianshangnenggouyuanchengxiaohao,keyiwenzhufayububing,dayelailekeyisuishitaopao,ranhouhainengyuanchengzhiyuandeba。”

tadeyisihenmingxian,neijiushichuanzhang。

chuanzhangdetongziheq,dounenggouyuanchengxiaohaohaiyoufayububing,jiusuandayelaizhua,yekeyiyongjuzijiekong,suishitaopao,dazhaorgengshikeyiyuanchengzhiyuan,wanmeiderenxuan。

erqieyouyijuhuajiaozuo,shangdandazhiyedemenjian,jiushikanninengbunengwanhaochuanzhang。

yinweizheiyingxiongjikeyihunyekeyic。

tingdaozheihua,sumingbianshidiandiantou:“xing,neiwoxuanle。”

dangji,sumingdiankaiyingxiongliebiao,miaoxuanleyizeruier。

xiayike,flyzhenggerendoushayanle。

roujiyeshijingdiansiwangningshidekanxiangsuming:“nixuanyizeruierganmaa?niyoubushiad!”

flychadianrenbuzhuxiangyaobaozousumingyidun:“duia,nixuanyizeruierganma?shangluwanad,nixiangyaobeidayezhuabaoma?”

suminghaiyilianrenzhendao:“jiaolian,bushinirangwozheimexuandema?nishuoyaoyuanchengxiaohao,yizeruierkeyiqwalaidaxiaohao,dayelaizhuayenengyongejinengaoshuyueqianlaitaopao,dazhaogengshikeyiquantusuishizhiyuan,zheimeicuoa!”

flydunshiwuyanyidui。

zhuyaoshisumingshuodeyidianmeimaobing,wanquanfuhetadeyaoqiu。

danzongganjuenaliyoudianbuduijing。

roujizheishishuodao:“suirannishuodehendui,dannixuangead,zhendehenrongyibeidayezhendui,yaobuhaishibayizeruierjipaofuyongba?”

“buxing。”suminglianmangjujue,“wojiuwanzheige,wanbiedewokesou。”

kaiwanxiao,youlebaifabaizhongzheigeshenjitianfu,shiwenhaiyounageyingxiongbiyizeruiergengshihezheigetianfu?

肉鸡也是瞬间沉默。

paofukaikoudao:“meishi,taxiangwanjiurangtawanba,woyeganghaoxiangwanpokeliuweilusi,xiaoleyanzaixuangezijizuinashoudezhaopaibaonv,yijingenixuangezhaopaizuoyi,zanmenganghaokeyizugepokeliuzhenrong。”

flytanlekouqi:“xingba,neijiuzheiyangba。”

shidaorujin,tayemeiyoushenmebanfale,erqietajuede,jiusuansumingxuanzhengchangyingxiong,daozuihoukendingyehuishu,dingduobuhuishudeneimenankan,jiranruci,duoshuowuyi,jiurangtawanezsuanle,zheiyangdehua,zhenyaoshule,jueduishisumingzheigeshangdanadlaibeiguo。

xiangdaozhei,flyhaiyoudianxiaokaixin。

ranhouigzhongrenyouyicixuanxialezuoyiheweilusi。

liangweijieshuoyixiajiubeihedaole。

mile:“wodetiana,womeikancuoba?igzaiyijingxuanleyizeruierdeqingkuangxia,juranyouxuanleyigeadweilusi,zheishishenmeqingkuang?”

wawa:“haixuanlezuoyi,neishuomingzheigeweilusishibukenengdazhonglude,dashangludehua,gengbukeneng,yinweiweilusimeiyouweiyijineng,dayelaileyizhuayigesi,dagailvshizouxia,neizheigeyizeruierjiuhenyoushuofalea。”

milerenbuzhuluchuxiaorong:“buhuiba,zheigeyizeruiernandaoyaodashanglu?wodetiana,zheigedftxuanshoushizenmeyangdesilu,caihuixiangyaoyongzheigeyingxiongdashangludea?napashitheshyzheizhongxihuanwanshangdanaddexuanshou,yeconglaimeiyongguoezdashanglua!”

wawayexiaoleqilai:“kenengtayoushenmedudaodeyouxilijieba,danwojuedea,zheibaxiaolongbaokendingshiyaozhushanglule,jiusuanyizeruieryouehaiyoushanxian,yenaibuzhurenjiazhijieyuetaqiangzhuaa,bijingniyigead,xueliangneimedi,haishidanrenxian,zhuasheidoumeiyouzhuanishufua!”

mile:“woyeshizheimejuede,buguojiranyijingxuanle,jiukandftzheimingxuanshou,daoshihouzenmecaozuoba。”

danmuyeshunjianbaozhaqilai。

“wdnmd,zheigedftyoumaobingshiba?juranxuangeezdashanglu,shibuzhidaosizizenmexiedeba?”

“meilemeile,igzheibabishu。”

“wanjiaihao,shufule!”

“dftnimasile!”

“naocanwanyi,zheitmyenengdazhiye?neilaoziyenengshang!”

“dftdeweibozhaodaole,@xiangxiangqaq,dajiayiqichongleta!”

“tuiyi,qianglieyaoqiuzheigedfttuiyi!”

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RNG选手席中。

dayexiaolongbao,lianshangxiaodegenduojuhuayiyang:“hahaha,zheigeshenmedft,juranxuangeezdashanglu,langxing,zheishihenmingxiankanbuqinia!”

langxinglengxiaodao:“kanbuqiwo,wojiurangtazhidaowodelihai,jiaolian,zheibawoyaowanjiakesi。”

jiakesizheigeyingxiong,yeyouweiyijineng,haiyouwudiwaijiakongzhi,yonglaidaad,jibenshangdoushidiaochui,yaoshigezaipingshi,langxingkendinghuixuanyigerou,zaixianshanggouzhefayu,danjintiankandaosumingshangchang,rangtazaicizhongranlewancarryyingxiongdezixin。

datheshywodabuguo,daniyigexinrenwohaipageluanzia?

jiaolianyemeijujue:“xing,zheibajiurangniwanjiakesi。”

“keyialangge。”xiaohuluchuyifukeyitangledexiaorong,“zheibanic。”

xiaomingshuodao:“langge,budiaodazheigedft,wodoukanbuqinie。”

“fangxinba。”langxingmiaoxuanjiakesi,yuqibuxie,yagenmeibasumingzheigexinrenfangzaiyanli,“zheibatabubeiwodachengchaogui,wojiubujiaolangxing,gaijiaogoupa!”