第3章
suishuoxiaoqulidecangyingbeiqingdeqiqibaba，danwumingquefanlechou：kemeilecangying，laozidefenpeidiancongnalai？
这特么就尴尬了！
tahuidaojia，yipigutanzaishafashang，yibianxiejiaoyibianzhuomo，xinlineijiaoyigeji。
dantabuzhidao，zheixiaoqudecangyingnashineimerongyiqingganjingde？
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jiusuanshitasaodangguodedifang，yeyoulouwangzhiyu。
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yaozhidao，tamenshiwandajunzaizheixiaoquhengxingbadao，renleizaojiubeizhetengdemeipiqi，sheibushizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan？
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haihaozheicangyingjiling，zhuangsicaitaoguoyijie，quanchenghedetuidouruanle。
lingqifusushidai，yixiezhanlexielingqidecangyingkebusha，tamenyouzijidejiaoliubiaodafangshi。
dengwumingyijinmen，talimapaqilai，pigunniaoliuditaocuan，yilucongsilouchongdaosanlou，zuanjinyihurenjia，caisuanjianhuiyitiaoxiaoming。
yijinqujiufenglesidewengwengjiao：“wokao！jiumingajiuminga！”
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“shayingle！waimiandedixiongquanbeiganfanle！505shineirenleishigeshaxinga！”
“baga！buzhisihuoderenleijingganfankang？chuanwomingling，zhaojisuoyoudixiong，ganfanneixiaozi，rangtazhidaowomencangyingdajundelihai！”
“收到！”
xiaoxigenzhanglechibangside，yichuanshishichuanbai，zhayanjianchuanbianzhenggelouceng、zhengdonglou，naizhizhenggexiaoqu！
“gangenzanmenjiaoban？xiongdimen，chonga！”
“干他娘的！”
“rangrenleijianshizanmendelihai！”
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“wokao！zheishilaileduoshao？mimimamagenheiyunside！”
wumingpaixiaqu，dangchangpaisiqibazhi，shuangdetahunshenfama！
dantayemeidayi，mayiduolehainengyaosidaxiangni！
taduzaimenkou，laiyichuanmieyichuan，jingzhunkongzhishuliang，jinengshagetongkuai，youbuzhiyubeibaowei。
yizhishoufengkuanghuipai，lingyizhishouhuzhualuannie，shenzhiyongzuiken......jingrantunxiacangyingyebujuedeexin！？
henkuaidianjicangyingpaimeidianle？
meiguanxi，chashangchongdianbaojiezhegan！
火力全开，杀！
yixiaoshi，liangxiaoshi，sanxiaoshi......buzhibujuejiugandaolelingchen！
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qichucangyingdajunhaixiaozhangdebuxing，yiweishifenzhongjiunengtaping505，rangneirenleiguidiqiurao。
可现在......
“emo！zheirenleishiemoa！”
“nandaotajiushichuanshuozhongdecangyingzhongjiezhe？”
“mama，woxianghuijia......”
“che！kuaiche！zaibupaodoudejiaodaizaizhei！”
canyudecangyingzaojiuhepoledan，yitingchetuimingling，fenglesidewangwaitao。
kaojinmenkoudehaisuanxingyun，paodemande，zhinengguaiguaidengsi。
youliangzhicangyingjizhongshengzhi，zuanjinshiduilizhuangsi——qiaole，zhengshizhiqiantaodiaodeneizhi，hexialingjingongdetoumu。
“（xiaosheng）wozhidaoniyezaizhuangsi。”
“bizui！xiangzhaosia？”
“tamendoupaole，nizabupao？”
“nigandongyixiashishi？”
“buganbugan......”
zheibolaidekuai，qudeyekuai，wumingdouyoudianmeng。
denglebantianmeidongjing，yikanshijian，doulingchenle。
zaichouchoujialiduijirushandeshiti，wumingzazazui：“xingba，jintianjiuxiandaozhei，shoushishoushi！”
yifanqingli，zuzuzhuanglehaojidabaoyingshirengchuqu。
xiwanzaotangdaochuangshang，tazheicaitengchugongfukanzhanguo。
wokao！zuzulianggefenpeidian！
两千只苍蝇！
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zhiyuweili......
wumingyigeniantou，yizhangzhipaihuazuoyidaohanguang，yixunleibujiyanerzhishishexiangzhuoshangdepingguo。
咔嚓！
pingguoyingshengbeipichengliangban！
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shuiqian，tahaibuwangbaneipingguokenle，lingqifusushidai，wuzijinguidehen，kebunenglangfei！
xushitaileile，tatouyizhanzhenjiushuizhele。
lingchenliangdianzuoyou，menwaichuanlaiyaochizhuandongdeshengyin。
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zuotianwumingtabawuyechuchale，qianxianzhanshijilie，tashiyinguangyunshugongsiqichejiashiyuan，yijingjinjichoudiaoquyunsongjunshiwuzile。
lingqifusu，sheidoubunengxianzhe，renrendoudeweiguojiachufenli。
wangnanazaishipinchangshangban，qianxianchijin，houfangjiudejiazumalibaozhangwuzi，jiabandaozheigedianshichangshi，qianxietiantongxiaowanmajiangderiziyiqubufufanle！
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干净！太干净了！
wangrilijialicangyinghengfeidejingxiangdangranwucun，jianzhixianghuanlegedifang！
tatuichuqukanlekanmenpaihao，meicuoa，shi505。
难道是铭铭干的？