第三章可悲，可笑
liaosiyanzheicaikanjian，xianglingjinggonggongjingjingdezhanzaisongmideshenbian。zheishi，tianyourongyinyangguaiqidedao：“xianglingzheiyatouzaojiushiershaoyederenle，ershaoyeshuotayougong，guoxierizijiutailezuoyiniang。”tapielexianglingyiyan，jihenzhisehaobuyanshi。
liaosiyanxinzhongyipianbeiliang，yuanlairuci！shixianglingzaizijishenhoutonglebadaozi，zijiquehunranbujue，haidangtazhongxingenggeng！congweibatadangzuoxiaren，ershidangjiemeiyibanduidai。
rujin，shenbianderenyigeyigejielitaerqu，kexiao，kebei。
liaosiyanyanjinghenhendedengxiangtianyourong，huaqueshitongsongmishuodao：“biaogecongxiaoqingmuyuwo，nishizhidaode，womenconglaidoushishouzheguiju，duanbuhuiyueleichibanbu。quebusiyourenxingxingzuotai，weichugedeguniangjiuhedingleqindenanrenyouleshouwei，dangzhenshi**......”liaosiyanyueshuoyuetongkuai，quebuxiangzijiyinglaideshisongmidezhongzhongyijiao。
liaosiyanbeitifeilechuqu，zhenjingzhiyuhaimeifanyingguolai，jiuganjuebeirenyibachezhuleyilingzizhuaileqilai，jinjiezhejiuluoxiayigebazhang，ranhouyoushiyigebazhang：“**，biaomeitazairuhe，yebinileiluo！”
songmisongleshou，liaosiyanzhongzhongdeshuaizailedishang，yangmiantangzhexianggesirenyidongbudong，shenshangdetongyuanbujixintong。
songmililelizhangshanhuanbuzoudaolangxia，suijiwenxiangchengxidao：“rangnibeixiadeyaokebeihaole？”
chengxiganjincongxiuzilitaochuyigexiaociping，suihouyoutingsongmifenfudao：“qusihoutahexia，tashizuichenzhinvliubude！”binglengdehuazaicizuanruerzhong，sixubeijuewanglongzhao。
xinzhongmengranshengtengqiyigubeifenzhiqing，liaosiyanbadiaotoushangdezanzijiuchaotianyourongdeduzizhaqu。songmiyanjishoukuaiyibalanxia，sisiniezhuliaosiyandeshouwan，yongliyinie，liaosiyanchitongdesongleshou。neizanzibeisongmijieleguoqu，xiayiketajingcizaileliaosiyandexiongkoushang。
yuebaisedezhongyishangshunjianyinhongyipian，sisitengtongshunzhexiongkouxijuanquanshen，tazhengzhengdekanzhezijixiongkouhaoyihuier，yebuzhizheixintongshizengetengfa。liaosiyanzichaoyixiao，suihoubianmeileyishiyunleguoqu。
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mengdi，liaosiyanbeiyipenlengshuipoxing。chaifangnei，tatangzaigancaoduishang，beidongdesesefadou，yelilengfengchuiguoyoushiyizhencigu，hanzhixinfei。tazijueshenzihuoyiyangranshao，youjueyizhenzhuirubingkudehanleng。xiongkoumengdicitongrangtaliqinglesixu，zuoritabeisongmihenhendecizhonglexiongkou......
“ershaoyepingrilizhizhidaodushuyonggong，zheizhuntouhaishichaledian。buguojiejieyeshimingda，douzheibanlehaigouyancanchuan。eduile，nikeyaoganxiesongjiarenci，meibanideneixieposhidoulouchuqu，burannisihouquledixiayebudeanning，suoyourendouhuimanishige**peizi。”tianyouronglengchaorefengdao。
liaosiyanshenzixuruozhiji，naozishaodeyebuzenmeqingming，tingletianyourongdehuayemeiduoshaodongrong，zhiyanshenkongluoluodekanzhepobaiqiangbi。
mengdi，liaosiyanyizhenjuliekesou，gengshiyikouxianxuepenzailetianyourongjiaoqianbuyuanchudejuli，lingxingjidihailuozailetayuebaisemianxiuhuaxiuxiemianshang，rucituxianneixuegewaiciyan。
tianyourongxianqidechaohoutuilejibu，meimaoweicu，yanzhongyouleyiguziliqi。danhenkuaihuanshangdequandoushitongkuaihexingfen，meiyoushenmebikandaoqingdilangbeiluopogengdakuairenxindeshiqingle。