“你说什么？”
wangxiangxianshiyileng，lianseshunjianyinchenqilai，suijizaicishangxiadaliangleqinchuanyiyan，jianduifanghunshenshangxiajiazaiyiqidoubuchaoguowushikuaiqian，gengjiabiyidechixiaodao：
“jiupingnizheizhongqiong**si，yepeidangsuzongdelaogong，chuiniubiyebudacaogaodeshiba？”
shuohuajian，wangxiangdeliansebiandeyinchenqilai，weixiedao：
“xiangnizheizhonglaji，zhiyaowoyijuhua，jiunengrangnizaijianglingrenjianzhengfa，ganjinjiwogun！”
duiyuzheiyidian，wangxiangyouzhezugoudezixin。
wangjiazaijianglingshineikeshihaomenzhongdehaomen，qixiachanyewushu，zuoyongzhejianglingsanfenzhiyidejingji，ertazeshiwangjiadashaoye，weilaiwangjiadejiebanren。
yanqianzheigeqiong**si，nashenmegentabi！
sheizhijiuzaizheishihou，bangongshidefangmenhurandakai，suqingxuanmorankanlewangxiangyiyan，suijikanxiangqinchuan，diantoudao：
“tashuodemeicuo，tadequeshiwodezhangfu。”
erzheishiqinchuanyezhenzhengkandaolezijizheiweicongweimoumiandeweihunqidezhenrong。
jingranbizhaopianshanghaiyaopiaoliangxuduo，qinglengdeqizhipeishangjuemeiderongyanjianzhijiuxiangshixiannvxiafan。
“老婆，抱一个！”
budengsuqingxuanfanying，qinchuanzhijieshangqianjiangsuqingxuanyongzaihuaili。
suqingxuanxiumeiweicu，xiayishixiangyaoduobi，keaiyuwangxiangzaichang，zhidezuoba。
ererrendeqinmijuzhigengjia**daoleyipangdewangxiang。
“什么？”
wangxiangbuganzhixindedengdaleyanjing，jiuliangangganghaixinyouyihuodelinruiruiyezhoujinlemeitou。
kanzhepopolanlan，manshenbudingdeqinchuan，zaikankanchuchenjueyandesuqingxuan，zenmeyewufajiangtianchadibiedeliangrenlianxidaoyiqi。
“zenmeyang，shayanleba。xingle，ganjingunba，biedaraowohewolaopotanqingshuoai。”
zhayanzhijian，xingshinizhuan，qinchuanbunaifandebailebaishou。
wangxiangyaoyaqiechinushizheqinchuan，suijikanxiangsuqingxuan，turanjixiaoqilai：
“hehe，doushuohaiyuejituandesuzonglengruobingshuang，bujinyixing，quanshijiade。shijishangjingranzheimezhongkouwei，jintianzhenshizhangjianshile。”
“wangxiang，nishenmeyisi？”
suqingxuanshunjianlianseweibian。
“meishenmeyisi，jiushigankaisuzongdeyanjingzhenshixiade。fangzhewozheimeyiweiwangjiadashaobuxuan，feixuanyigeshangbudetaimiandelaji。
biekannizhuangdebingqingyujie，pashizaojiuyijingbeizheixiaobiesanwanlanleba！”
“ni……nihushuobadao！”
suqingxuanqiaolianbeiqideyouqingyouzi，liumeidaoshu，gaosongdexiongkoubuduanqifu。
kezixiaojieshougaodengjiaoyudetashizaishuobuchuwuyanhuiyu。
“hehe，wohushuobadaozenmele？yaobuzheiyang，nipeiwoshuishangyiwan，rangwoyanzhengyixia，zenmeyang？”
wangxiangtianzhezuijiao，deyideheiheiguaixiao。
“你，你**！”
zhizhewangxiang，suqingxuanbeiqidaoshuobuchuhualai，jiulianyipangdelinruiruidoukanbuguoqu，zhengxiangyaokaiwangxiangquerengjiulengxiao，diediebuxiu：
“doubeirenshuiguolehaizhuangshenmebingqingyujie，yebuxianhanchen。”
jiuzaizheishi，wangxiangturanganjuezijidejianbangyichen，niutoukanqujiujianqinchuanzhengpaizhetadejianbang，dangjilianseyihan：
“fangshou，laozidexifushiduowandingzuode，nongzanglebanimailedoupeibuqi！”
“bieshuohuale，nikouchou！”
qinchuanwuzhebizi，lengxiaodao：
“niyikaikou，zhenggebangongshidouchouqixuntian。lingwai，niwuruwodelaopo，wohenshengqi，houguo……henyanzhong！”
hualuo，haibudengwangxiangjiaoxiao，dangjijiuting‘pa’deyisheng，qinchuanzhijieyijierguangchouleshangqu。
wangxiangshunjianrutongtuoluoyiyangzhuanlehaojiquan，naodaibeidadewengwengzuoxiang，zhijieyitouzhajinlelajitongli。
dengdaozhengzhazhejiangnaodai**deshihou，youbanzhanglianyijingzhongchenglezhutou，manshidoushixianxue。liangkehoumenyazhijiebeidadiaole。
suqingxuanhelinruiruidunshiyishengjinghu，meixiangdaoqinchuanjingranshuodongshoujiudongshou。
zhibuguozheiyijudongsuiranlumang，danqueyichangjieqi。
“ni……nijinggandawo，nizhidaowoshisheima，wokeshiwangjiashaozhu！”
wuzhezhongzhangdeyoulian，wangxiangnushizheqinchuan，youqiyounaodehedao。
huayingangluo，youshiyijierguang，zheiyicidadeshiwangxiangdezuolian，liangcedeliantongshizhongzhangqilai，neijiaoyigeduicheng。
“made，guannishishenmewangjia，haishisunjiashaozhu。jiusuanshitianwanglaozilaile，qifuwoxifuer，woyezhaodabuwu。”
shuoba，zhijiebaqidejiangsuqingxuanyongzaihuaizhong。
rucipojunanziqigaidejudong，lingsuqingxuanqiaolianxiuhong，xinlimeilaiyoudeyouxiejidong，zhishizhuanyanbianhuifulezhengchang。
“wangbadan，woyaoshaleni！”
wangxiangzhengzhaqishen，yanzhongmanshikegudechouhen，nubukeedechongxiangqinchuan。
“小心！”
suqingxuanhelinruiruitongshitixing。
ranerhuayinweiluo，qinchuantaiqiyoujiaozaicichuaizaiwangxiangduzishang。
dangjizhitingyishengmenheng，wangxiangzhijiezhuangsuilebangongshideboli，feilechuqu。
budengwangxiangqishen，qinchuanduizhezheigezuijiandenanrenpitougailianjiushiyidunpangzou：
“wangbadan，dangzhelaozidemianwuruwolaopo，zuibazheimechou，nicongxiaoshichishizhangdadema？”
jinjinzhayandegongfu，wangxiangjiuyijingbeidadebiqinglianzhong，leiguduanlehaojigen，baozhenaodaishazhubandeaihao：
“bie……biedale，wocuole，wozhidaocuole！qiuqiuni……kuaitingshouba！”
rucibaolijudong，lingyipangdeliangweimeinvmudengkoudai。
errensuiranjuedeqinchuandarenbudui，ranerbukefourendeshi，duidaizheizhongjiannanren，jiugailaiyingde！
jiuzaizheishi，qinchuantuosigouyiyangjiangwangxiangtuodaolesuqingxuanmianqian，lishenghedao：
“道歉！”
wangxiangzaoyijingbeihepoledan，naerhaiyoubandianwankuzididexiaozhangbahu，mangbudiedeaiqiudao：
“suzong，shiwocuole，woxiangnidaoqian，nikuairangnilaogongbiedale，qiuqiunile！”
jianwangxiangmanshenshixue，suqingxuanyepanaochurenming，tanleyisheng，quandao：
“chabuduole，yaobu……jiuzheiyangba。”
“都听老婆的。”
wenyan，qinchuanshouhuishouzhang，lenglenghengleyisheng：
“wolaopotaxinchanghao，wokebuyiyang。zheicijiusuanle，yihouzaiganduiwolaopochuyanbuxun，bieguaiwoduinibukeqi！”
“zhidaole，zhidaole！”
王翔点头如捣蒜。
“滚！”
suizheqinchuanyishengnuhe，wangxiangdangjipigunniaoliu，liangundaipadepaole。
kejiuzaibeiduiqinchuandeyishunjian，tadebiaoqingzhouranbiandezhengning，yanzhongtouzhekegudehenyi。
rangtawangjiadashaorucidiulian，zheigechou，tabixuyaobao！