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“shi,furenninxiangfazhenqiguai。”nvrenzenmekenengpaotoulumianzuoshengyi?

“niyihoujiuhuimingbai,woshuodeyidianyebuqiguai,niquyaodianbangwomaiyipingniuhuangjieduwanlai。”ruosangshenshangdeduyijingquleyiban,meiyoushengmingweixianle,danyehaishiyoubufencanliuzhe,tabixugankuaiqudu。

“是。”

“zhanzhu,niquna?”situmojianyigeyahuancongcongmangmangdewangwaizou,koulihainiantaozheshenme,suikouwenleyiju。

“huibaozhu,furenrangnubiquyaofangmaiyidianyao。”

“什么药?”

“牛黄解毒丸。”

“sheijideyaofang,zuotianlangzhonglaishi,weihebuliuxiayaofang?”tazhonglepishuangdu,zuotianzhongwuqukan,tayiranmeishi,zheishinaweilangzhongdegonglao?yaoyongdebucuo,zhishisheineimedadedanzi,jingranbujingguotadetongyijiujitaqingdafu。

“meiyoulangzhong,shifurenzijipeide。”

“tazhonglepishuangdubuqinglangzhong,erzijipeiyao?”situmozhoumei,tashenmeshihouyouzheigebenshile?zheigeqiuruosangzhenshizhenrenbuluxiangle。

“shi。”dieerdianlediantou,henpeifudeshuo:“furenzuorifuyongleyidaguolvdoutang,houlaijiushufuduole,furenshuozaiyongleniuhuangjieduwanjiumeishile。zuotianchufanglidelanerjiejiejiaoduanle,furenhaishuolanerdejiaoshang,zhiyoutanengyoubanfazhiyule。”

“tahuizhibing?”situmojuedezheigeqiuruosanghaoxiangcongxinglaihoujiubuyiyangle,wanquanxiangbianlegerenside,huisapo,juranhaihuizhibing?neigerouruodeqiujiaxiaojiecongxiaoyangzaiguanhuanrenjia,jinyiyushideyangzhe,zenmehuiyishule?qiujiaxianzubingbushidafua!

“是。”

“niquba!”situmobailebaishou,qiuruosangyidingyoushenmewenti,buduijing,tadebiaoxiantaifanchangle。

“baozhu,renjiajinzheilidouyijingsantianle,zenmemeikanjianbaozhufurenle?”lipiaopiaoruanruandewangsitumoshenshangkaoqu,sihuquanshenmeiyougutousidi,zuomeiyouzuoxiang。

“nixiangjianta?”situmoyibiandongledongmei,yibianbulushengsedehuikaitadazaizijijiantoudezhuazi,tashigenanren,danbudaibiaotashigezhongma,zheizhonghuose,zhishitasuiyizhaolaiduifuqiuruosangdeyigeqizibale,pengta?tahaimeiyouzige,bierenpengguodenvren,taconglaibuxie。tasitumoyaoshenmemeiyou,huijiangdizijidedangci?suoyijiusuanshijiangnanshoufudesanqianjinqiuruosang,tayeyiyangmeixingqu。

“renjiazhishihenhaoqi,tingshuobaozhufurenmeiruotianxian,youshijiangnandiyishoufudeqianjin,xiangkankantazhangshenmeyangeryi。”tazaojiutingshuobaozhufurensuiranmeimao,danyinweisibenbeizhua,suoyizaibaoliyizhibushouchong,yidiandiweiyemeiyou,shuobudingtalipiaopiaokeyiquerdaizhile。zheimehaodedifang,ruoshinengzhuyibeizi,xiangshouyibeizideronghuafuguigaiyouduohao?

“e,jirannixiangkan,neijiurangtalaijianjianni。”

tayeyouhaojitianmeiyoujiandaoneiweimuzhongwurendefurenle,tadaoshichendezhuqi。tadoubabiedenvrendaijinbaozhonglaizhu,tashenweiqizijuranyidianbiaoshidoumeiyou,rangtayoudianshiwangle,yaoshitadanaokuqi,bushicaihaowanme?xianzaihaizheimeanjing,zhenshichuhutadeyiliaole。

situmoduiguanjiadao:“nijiaogerenbaqiuruosangjiwoqinglai。”

“是,堡主。”

guoleyihuier,chuanzhefensequnzimanyouyoudewangzheibianzouguolaideruosangchengzheyibasan,wangtingzilizouguolai,daliangleyiyanzuozaisitumoshenbiandenvzi,xinxiangtajiushilipiaopiaoba!zhangdehaizhenhaokan,kexishigeji。

ruosangmingxianshihaomengmeidaraole,kouqibuzenmehao:“yidazaodezhaowolaiganma?”

“zheidoukuaizhongwule,nicaiqichuang?”situmobumianjuedetatailanle,nayounvzishuidaodazhongwucaiqichuangde,biejiadexifudoushitianweiliangjiuqilaiweizhangfuzhangluozheiyangzhangluoneiyang,tadaohaoyijueshuidaozhongwuhaiyouyuanyan。

“zhidaojiuhao。”ruosangdalegehaqian,youdianbunaifandekanzheta:“haiyoushenmeshiqingma?meiyoudehua,wohuiqule,zheitianhenre。”

“taxiangkankanni,budagezhaohuma?”situmokantayifuwuguantongyangdeyangzi,jiuqibudayichulai,tashitadeqizi,ketadoubanvrennonghuilaifangtamianqianle,tazenmejiuyidianyewudongyuzhongle?tahaishibushitadeqizia?tahenhuaiyi。

ruosanglandehen,zaineilipiaopiaozhuanlegeshenwangwaizouqu:“kanwanle?neiwozoule。”

“ni,nigejianren!”situmoyoubeitaqidebuxing,suantahen!buguoyebuyaoyiweitashichisude,situmozhuanyanlianseduimanlexiao,henyouzixindedao:“zenme?zouzheimekuaishixinxuleme?”

“xinxushenme?”ruosangzhuanguoshenlai,yuanwenqixiang。tabujidezijiyouzuoguoshenmerangzijixinxudeshiqing。

“nixinxutabinipiaoliang,nibugankanta,yinweinijidu。”situmochuangxiaodao,yibandenvrendoushiruci,youxiedanxiaodeshenzhizhanzailipiaopiaomianqian,douhuizibeidaolikeshoubuledekuzhepaodiao。chengzhongmeiren,zhangpiaopiaosuanshidiyi,qiuruosangsuiranyeshimeiren,kegenlipiaopiaozheiwanmeidaolejizhideliandanyibi,yeshilesanfenyanse。suoyitagankending,qiuruosangyidinghuijidulipiaopiao,jishibiaomianbushuo,xinliyeyidingzheiyangxiangba!

“wojiduta?”ruosangjuedezheishiyigehenhaoxiaodexiaohua。

“niganshuonimeijiduwo?”lipiaopiaodaizheyimogaoaodexiao,yangqitoulaikanzhanzaitayanqiandebaozhufurenqiuruosang,yebuzenmeyangma!jiuneizise,meishimei,gentayibi,sheigengpiaolianghaishihenhaofenqingchude。lipiaopiaoduizijiderongmaoyizhihenzixin,congxiaotajiushizaibierenbutingdezanmeishengzhongzhangdade,jihujianguotaderendoushuotahenmei。

“woweimaoyaojiduyigejinv?nandaowochibaolechengzheme?”ruosangwuqudefanlegebaiyan,zheigelipiaopiaomeidainaozime?

“nijiushijiduwo,suiranwoshijinvkewobinipiaoliang,zaishishishi。”lipiaopiaozhanqishenlaigenruosangkaishizhengzhi。

“niyezhidaonishijinv,womenliangzuidadequbieyousange,diyinipingshenmezhidewojidu,nimeilishiyinweinihualenongzhuang,niganluozhuanggenwobi?dier,nishijinvwoshiliangjiafunv,zuijiandandeyigebifang,woruguomouyitiangentashuile,zheijiaodongfang,yaoshinatiantagennishuile,zheibuguojiushipiaojieryi。disanjiunizheiqianrenshuiwanrenqideyangzi,shuangmeiyuyanzhijiandejuliyouxuduoxiaoban,juwoduonianguancha,zheishidataiguoduosuozhi。wohaimeishengguohaiziba?”

“woshuobuguoni,buguowobinidechong。”takanbaozhuhaoxiangduibaozhufurenyidianganqingdoumeiyou,conggangkaishidaoxianzai,baozhudoumeiyouguanxinguobaozhufurenyiju,zhishikanhaoxibandepangguanleeryi。

“yigeponanreneryi!zhiyounicainatadangbaobei。”ruosangbukeqideshuodao。

“ponanren?”situmodemeimaozhoudegengshenle,tameixiangdaoqiuruosangduitadekanfajuranzheimecha,juranjiaotaponanren,zaowanniesita!

“ponanrennimenjixuliao,woxianzoule。”resile,ruosangchengzhesan,youyiwuguibandesudumanmanwangzijizhudedifangzouqu。

司徒墨:“贱货!”

lipiaopiaoqideyayangyang,kanzheruosangdeshenying,duisitumosajiaodao:“baozhunikanta,shenmetaiduma!juranzheiyangduininshuohua,zhaowoshuojiugaixiuleta,tuochuqudayidun。”

“e,bucuo,guanjiachuanwodeyisi,qiuruosangrumabenbaozhu,shiwoyanmian,shangtasanshidaban,nidaizhejiadingquzhixingba!”tazenmemeixiangdao,bunengxiuleta,neijiujitayidungunziba!neigenvrenqueshitaixiaozhangle,xiaozhangdaorangtataoyan,yexudayidunnengshoulianxuduoyebuyidingle,fanzhengdayidunyousibuleren。

guanjiayouxieyuxinburen,furensuiranbiaohan,dandaodishixipinenroude:“baozhu,furenrouruo,sanshidaban,tabuyidingshoudezhua!

zheiyaoshiyibuxiaoxinnongchudashilai,qiujianeibianbuhaojiaodai。”

“woshibaozhuwohuibuqingchuma?”yaoshineiyatouzhendeneimerongyifuruan,laolaoshishideailezheisanshibanzi,neitajiushiquxingqule,likexiexiaxiushu,songtalikai,ranhouzaitoutoujiaorennongsita,bujiuwanle。

“shi,laonuzheijiuquban。”guanjiazhouzhemeitoulingzhejigerenwangfurenzhudeyuanzizouqu……

“neiponanrenyaodawobanzi?”ruosangzhishijuedehaoxiao。

“furenxinu,qingfurenpeiheyixia,sanshibanzihenkuaijiunengguoqu,womenyeshimeibanfa,laonufangzhongyoulingyao,yihuiququlai,xiangxinhenkuaijiuhuihaoqilai。”liuguanjiadao,tadaihuijiurangrensongzuihaodeyaoguolai,xiangxinhenkuaijiunengquanyude,yezhinengzheiyangle。

“nimenrenweiwohuiguaiguaiaida?”feilaihenghuo,tadangranbuhuiguaiguaidequjieshou,pingshenmetayaoaizheiyidunda?jiuyinweineinanrenxinuwuchang?

“keshininbukenaida,tamenjigejiuhuibeibaozhuzefa,qingzeyidunbanzi,zhongzezhuchusitubao。”liuguanjiaweinandewendao,rangtamendafurendebanzijihushibukenengwanchengderenwu,keshibuda,baozhuneieryouwufajiaocha。

“neijiudaba!”xiangxiangrenjiayeburongyi,ruosangduidieerdao:“bawodezhentounaguolai。”

“shi,furen。”dieersuibuzhidaotayaoganshenme,haishiguaiguaidejinqunalechulai,yizhifensedexiuhuazhentou,limiantianchongdedoushichaye,xiangduiqitaderenlaishuo,yijingsuanshirouruanle。

jieguoxiaozishoulidezhentou,ruosangkanxiangyuanzilideyiganrendao:“nimenyaozenmeda?”

“qingfurenpazaibandengshang。”yigejiadingduanchulaiyitiaoyizixingdezhangbandeng。

ruosangxiangzheidagaihedianshishangshuodechabuduo,shiyaodapigule,zijibeixiangshangtangzaibandengshang,ranhoubaneizhixiaozhentoufangleshangqu,xiaoyanziyouguiderongyi,tayeyoudadeyukuai。

“夫人,这?”

“nimenjiudaba!sheidatonglewo,houguozijichengdan,tazhishuorangwoaida,meishuowobunengdianzhentou。”ruosangdao,takebuxiangbaibaiaikushouzui,dianshangzhentoudehua,situmoyewuhuakeshuole。

“furenshuodeshi,kaishidaba!”liuguanjiadiandiantou,zheishigejimiaoa!