第五章 生孩子?一个人怎么生?

diwuzhangshenghaizi?yigerenzenmesheng?

lingchenshierdian,qinyuhuidaoleyejiazhuzhai,keshidamenquejinbizhe,tabeisuozaimenwaile。

tadahanzhe:“kaimen!”keshimeiyourenhuiying。

是人都睡了吗?

bingbushi,yejiayoubaobiaoershisixiaoshixunluo,damenkouyeyourenzhiqin,qinyuzhanzaimenwaidouyijinghanlebantian,jiusuanshisirendounenggoubeihanxingle。

zhisuoyibukaimen,wanquanshifuzezhiqindelianggebaobiaoguyiliangzheqinyu,rangtazaiwaimianchuichuilengfeng。

mocenglebantian,qizhongyimingbaobiao,zheicaiguolaikaimen。

jiangmendakaihou,haiyinyangguaiqidishuodao:“zheidoujidianle,nibushuijue,biefangaiwomenxiuxia!”

“wogangcaihanleneimejiu,nimeitingdao?”

qinyumanlianxiaoyi,muzhonghanyimanmanningju,yigeyejiadebaobiao,douganqizaitatoushangsaye,duitazhishouhuajiaole。

“你喊了吗?”

baobiaozhuangshachongleng,yifuwomeitingjiandeyangzi。

“gunba,congxianzaikaishi,nibeikaichule。”

qinyulengshengdao,tahaibuxinle,lianyigexiaobaobiaodoushoushibule。

“你说要开除我?”

baobiaoyilianjingya,paizhexiongkoudaxiao:“aiya,wohaohaipaa,zhendehaohaipaa!qinyu,wolingdeshiyejiafadexinshui,kebushinijide,nipingshenmekaichuwo?”

duiyuqinyu,baobiaoshiyidianweijudoumeiyou,pingrilijiugenxiaomaomiyiyangwenshun,yiqianyejiadebaobiaoayongrenduiqinyuhaishifeichangzunzhongde,danshishijianyijiu,kandaoqinyuhaoqifu,erqie,yewanxiongdengrenyebuguan,tamendedanzizirandaleqilai。

当真是人善被人欺。

“lai,niguolai,wogaosunipingshenme。”qinyugoulegoushouzhi,baobiaoyilianwanweidecouleguolai,qinyuhaobukeqidejiushiyibazhang,dadebaobiaocanjiaoyisheng,zaiyuandidaleyigezhuan,jingenzheyigeliangqiangdiezuozailedishang,tuchuleliangkedaixuedeyachi。

“xianzaizhidaopingshenmelema?”

qinyuyuanbenbuxiangchushou,shizaizheishizheijiahuotaifanjianle。

baobiaowanquanbeidamengle,tawanwanmeiyouxiangdao,qinyujuranganchushoudata,zheirangtahenshifennu。

tanuhuozhongshao,zhanqilaixiangyaobaochou,keshidangtadeduishishangqinyudeyanshenshi,zhenggerenyouruzhuirubingjiao,hedehoutuileyibu,danaoyelengjinglexuduo。

takeyikanbuqi,shenzhichaofengqinyu,keshiruguochushou,neixingzhijiubuyiyangle,haodaiqinyuyeshiyejiadenvxua!

erjiuzaizheishi,daiduixunluodebaobiaotoutouguolaile:“zenmehuishi?”

“quange,nikeyaoweiwozuozhua!”baobiaokandaozijiaduizhanglaile,danqidunshizule,yilianweiqudehanyuan,kusuqiqinyudezuizhuang,shenzhidiandaoheibai,shuoqinyuwuyuanwugunvedata。

“qinyu,niweishenmedawoderen?”limingquanlengshengzhiwendao:“jintian,niyaoshibujiwoyigeliyou,napanaodaojiazhuneiliqu,woyeyaotaoyigegongdao。”

zaishuozheijuhuadeshihou,limingquandanqishizu,tashenzhiyijingxiangguole,jinrinapaqinyushuochuhualai,peilidaoqian,tayeyaojiangshiqingnaoda,haohaojiaoxunjiaoxunqinyubuke。

biekanlimingquanzhishiyigebaobiaoduizhang,queshiyewanxiongzhongjinpinqinglaide,nianxinbaiwan。

yejiazhongrendeanquanwenti,quanbudoushiyoulimingquanfuze。

wuta,zheijiahuodeshili,wuxianjiejinyuyixingwuzhe。

eryidantupochengweixingjiwuzhe,yejiagengshidayingjiqiqianwannianxin,haiyoulimingquanxianzaixiuliansuoxudeziyuanyedoushiyejiatigongde。

“白痴!”

qinyujingzhilikai,genbenbudalilimingquan。

tadaren,haixuyaojieshi?

limingquandengdaleyanjing,muzhongmanshibukesiyi!

走了?

qinyujuranjiuzheimezoule。

feidanmeiyoudaoqian,haimatabaichi?

qiyubaobiao,yeshimianmianxiangkui,wanquanbuganxiangxinzijideerduo,jiusuanshiyewanxiongdeerziyejunjie,duitamenduizhangyeshikekeqiqide,zuoyijulige,youyijuligedejiaozhe。

yinweijinge,zheixiebaobiaoshenzhidouwangjilezulan,renyouqinyujiuzheimezoule。

dengtamenhuiguoshenlaideshihou,qinyurenyingdoumeile。

“ge,zheishiqingbunengjiuzheimesuanlea!”beiqinyudadeyachidoudiaoledebaobiao,songyongdao:“qinyuzheinashidedawoa,fenmingshizaidanindeliana?”

“shiaquange,zheiqinyutaimuzhongwurenle,quangeninshenmeshenfena,jiusuanshijiazhuduininyeshikekeqiqide,taqinyuyigezhuixu,suanshenmedongxi。”

qiyubaobiaoyeshiyifentianying,tamenshizaishiwufarenshou,xiriliweiweinuonuodeqinyu,juranbujiangtamenfangzaiyanli。

“zheijianshi,busuanwan。”

limingquanlianluzhengning,zheigemianzibuzhaohuilai,tahaiyoushenmeliandaidui?

翌日清晨。

qinyuyuanbenhaizaishushui,quebeiyongrenhanxingqilaipeiyelaoyeziyiqiyongcan。

“xiaoyu,zuotiandeshiqing,yijingjiejuele。”yelaoyezichiwanhou,pailepaiqinyudeshou,shuodao:“nia,zhuajinshijiangenqingxuanyiqi,jiwoshengyigedapangxiaozi。”

qinyuxindilikuxiaoyisheng。

生孩子?

他一个怎么生啊?

yeqingxuanlianshoudouburangpeng,zheiyaoshinenggoushengchuhaizilaicaiguai。

erqie,zuowantahuilaihou,yeqingxuandoubuzai,yebuzhidaoqunale,juranyebuguisu。

yelaoyezichiwanzhihou,jiuquzhaolaoyouxujiule,zhiliuxiaqinyugenyewanxiongdengren。

jiuzaizheishi,limingquandaizheyiganbaobiao,zoulejinlai。

yewanxiongzhoumeidao:“aquan,nimenzheishi?”

taxinlibujie,haoduanduande,zenmedaizhesuoyoubaobiaodouguolaile。

qinyumeitouyitiao,limingquanjinlaishi,kanxiangtademuzhong,daizheyimoliqi。

daizheneimeduoren,zheibaimingleshichongtalaide,shixiangnaoshia!

“jiazhu,woshilaicizhide。”

limingquanchenshengdao,qiyubaobiaoyefenfenkaikou:“jiazhu,womenyeshilaicizhide。”

“cizhi,haoduanduandecizhizuoshenme?”

yewanxiongheleyidatiao,qiyurencizhi,takeyibuzaihu,keshilimingquanbuxinga!

dangchutakeshifeilebushaojing,caijianglimingquanpinqingguolaide,erqiezheixienian,yejiayehuafeilebushaoziyuanzailimingquanshenshang,xiwangpeiyangchuyigeyixingwuzhe。

“aquan,womenyejiaduinikebuboa!”

yewanxiongshuodao:“niyaoshiyoushenmebumanyide,jinguantichulai,zhiyaonenggoumanzude,womenyidingjinliangmanzuni。”

“jiazhu,ninduiwohenhao,womeiyoushenmebumanyide。”

limingquanyaoyadao:“woquyiyijue,ninjiubuyongwanliule。”

“nishuo,weishenmecizhi?”yewanxiongsuiyidianlemingbaobiao,tayoubusha,haoduanduandeyejiabaobiaojiticizhi,zheizhongjianyaoshimeiyoumaoni,shuochuqusheixina?

“wobuganshuo!”baobiaoyaoyaotou。

“说!”

yewanxiongmengdipaileyixiazhuozi,yeyouxienaonule。

“nimenbushuo,wolaishuo。”

yimingbiqinglianzhongdebaobiao,congrenqunzhongchonglechulai,zhizheqinyuyaoyadao:“jiazhu,shiqinyu,zuowantawuyuanwugujiangwodaleyidunbushuo,quangeweiwozuozhu,qinyujuranhaizhizhequangedebizima,shuoquangesuanshenmedongxi,zhibuguoshiyizhikanmengoueryi......”

qinyumilemiyan,tazuowanjiuchoulezheijiahuoyigeerguangeryi,dingduobanbianlianhongzhongyixia,zheishangshi,nanbuchenghaihuimanyan?

yiwanshangbujian,juranshuangyandoubeirendaheile?

“tashuodekeshizhende?”

yewanxiongnuqichongchongdikanzheqinyu。

“真的!”

qinyudiandiantou,yidianfanbodeyisidoumeiyou。

yinweitazhidao,jiusuanbuchengren,yewanxiongyebuhuixinta,neihaifeishenmekoushe。

tadaoyaokankan,zheilimingquannenggouwanchushenmehuayanglai。

limingquanxinzhongdaxi,tawanwanmeiyouxiangdao,qinyujuranlianfanbodoubufanboyixia,zhijiedafangdechengrenle。

“你......”

yewanxiongqidebuxing,ehenhendidengleqinyuyiyan:“haibukuaixiangaquandaoqian!”

“jiazhu,youxieshiqing,bushiyijudaoqianjiunenggoujiejuede。”

limingquanchenshengdao:“wuzhe,bukeru!”

“武者?”

yewanliangjinghuyisheng,shuodao:“aquan,nanbucheng,nitupole?”

jianxiwuzhe,suiranyedaiyigewuzhezheilianggezi,keshiquebingbushiwuzhe。

yezhiyouchengweixingjiwuzhe,fangyouzigeshuochu,wuzhebukeruzheiwugezi。

“bucuo,jiuzaizuowan,jiaoxingtupo。”

limingquanlengxiaodao:“zheihaiduokuileqinshaoduiwodeyifanxiuru。”

yewanqingdangjibaoheyisheng:“qinyu,haibuguixiajiaquandaoqian。”

“haibukuaixiaguidaoqian。”

yewanliangyeshilishenghechi。

yewanxiongmuzhongluchuzhengzha,qinyuhaodaiyeshitadenvxu,jiyigewairenxiagui,zheijianzhijiushizaidatadeliana!

keshiyimingxingjiwuzhe,duiyuyejialaishuo,shizaishitaizhongyaole。

“qinyu,jiaquandaoqian。”

yewanxiongduiyuqinyuyeshichongmanleshiwang,dangzhenshibuzhengqia,keshitazhongjiumeiyoushuochuxiaguizheilianggezi。

“下跪就算了。”

limingquanlengshengdao:“jiazhuniduiwobubo,yaobushiyouyejiadeziyuanxiangzhu,woyebukenengtupo,wolimingquanyebushizhienbubaodexiaoren,danshiwotangdideshang,bunengbaida。”

qinyuqishen,dandanxiaodao:“nixiangruhe?”

“简单!”

limingquanchenshengdao:“yiyahaiya,yiyanhaiyan,nijiangwotangdidachengshenmeyang,rangwodahuilaijiushile。”

shuowan,tayoukanxiangyewanxiong:“jiazhu,ninjuederuhe?”

yewanxiongyebusha,zhidaozheikouqiburanglimingquanchule,kongpayejiajiuyaoshiquyigeyixingwuzhele。

erqie,zhishidayiduneryi,yousibuleren。

xiangdaozheili,tadiandiantou,suanshimorenle。

limingquanzhijuedexindilichangkuaibuyi,qinyuaqinyu,rennishiyejianvxuyouruhe?

gandezuiwo,bujiangwofangzaiyanli,jinri,shuoshenmeyeyaodaduanniyitiaogoutui。

qiyubaobiao,yeshiyigegeningxiaozhe,tamenfangfoyijingkandaoqinyuqicandexiachang。