diwuzhangshenghaizi?yigerenzenmesheng?
lingchenshierdian,qinyuhuidaoleyejiazhuzhai,keshidamenquejinbizhe,tabeisuozaimenwaile。
tadahanzhe:“kaimen!”keshimeiyourenhuiying。
是人都睡了吗?
bingbushi,yejiayoubaobiaoershisixiaoshixunluo,damenkouyeyourenzhiqin,qinyuzhanzaimenwaidouyijinghanlebantian,jiusuanshisirendounenggoubeihanxingle。
zhisuoyibukaimen,wanquanshifuzezhiqindelianggebaobiaoguyiliangzheqinyu,rangtazaiwaimianchuichuilengfeng。
mocenglebantian,qizhongyimingbaobiao,zheicaiguolaikaimen。
jiangmendakaihou,haiyinyangguaiqidishuodao:“zheidoujidianle,nibushuijue,biefangaiwomenxiuxia!”
“wogangcaihanleneimejiu,nimeitingdao?”
qinyumanlianxiaoyi,muzhonghanyimanmanningju,yigeyejiadebaobiao,douganqizaitatoushangsaye,duitazhishouhuajiaole。
“你喊了吗?”
baobiaozhuangshachongleng,yifuwomeitingjiandeyangzi。
“gunba,congxianzaikaishi,nibeikaichule。”
qinyulengshengdao,tahaibuxinle,lianyigexiaobaobiaodoushoushibule。
“你说要开除我?”
baobiaoyilianjingya,paizhexiongkoudaxiao:“aiya,wohaohaipaa,zhendehaohaipaa!qinyu,wolingdeshiyejiafadexinshui,kebushinijide,nipingshenmekaichuwo?”
duiyuqinyu,baobiaoshiyidianweijudoumeiyou,pingrilijiugenxiaomaomiyiyangwenshun,yiqianyejiadebaobiaoayongrenduiqinyuhaishifeichangzunzhongde,danshishijianyijiu,kandaoqinyuhaoqifu,erqie,yewanxiongdengrenyebuguan,tamendedanzizirandaleqilai。
当真是人善被人欺。
“lai,niguolai,wogaosunipingshenme。”qinyugoulegoushouzhi,baobiaoyilianwanweidecouleguolai,qinyuhaobukeqidejiushiyibazhang,dadebaobiaocanjiaoyisheng,zaiyuandidaleyigezhuan,jingenzheyigeliangqiangdiezuozailedishang,tuchuleliangkedaixuedeyachi。
“xianzaizhidaopingshenmelema?”
qinyuyuanbenbuxiangchushou,shizaizheishizheijiahuotaifanjianle。
baobiaowanquanbeidamengle,tawanwanmeiyouxiangdao,qinyujuranganchushoudata,zheirangtahenshifennu。
tanuhuozhongshao,zhanqilaixiangyaobaochou,keshidangtadeduishishangqinyudeyanshenshi,zhenggerenyouruzhuirubingjiao,hedehoutuileyibu,danaoyelengjinglexuduo。
takeyikanbuqi,shenzhichaofengqinyu,keshiruguochushou,neixingzhijiubuyiyangle,haodaiqinyuyeshiyejiadenvxua!
erjiuzaizheishi,daiduixunluodebaobiaotoutouguolaile:“zenmehuishi?”
“quange,nikeyaoweiwozuozhua!”baobiaokandaozijiaduizhanglaile,danqidunshizule,yilianweiqudehanyuan,kusuqiqinyudezuizhuang,shenzhidiandaoheibai,shuoqinyuwuyuanwugunvedata。
“qinyu,niweishenmedawoderen?”limingquanlengshengzhiwendao:“jintian,niyaoshibujiwoyigeliyou,napanaodaojiazhuneiliqu,woyeyaotaoyigegongdao。”
zaishuozheijuhuadeshihou,limingquandanqishizu,tashenzhiyijingxiangguole,jinrinapaqinyushuochuhualai,peilidaoqian,tayeyaojiangshiqingnaoda,haohaojiaoxunjiaoxunqinyubuke。
biekanlimingquanzhishiyigebaobiaoduizhang,queshiyewanxiongzhongjinpinqinglaide,nianxinbaiwan。
yejiazhongrendeanquanwenti,quanbudoushiyoulimingquanfuze。
wuta,zheijiahuodeshili,wuxianjiejinyuyixingwuzhe。
eryidantupochengweixingjiwuzhe,yejiagengshidayingjiqiqianwannianxin,haiyoulimingquanxianzaixiuliansuoxudeziyuanyedoushiyejiatigongde。
“白痴!”
qinyujingzhilikai,genbenbudalilimingquan。
tadaren,haixuyaojieshi?
limingquandengdaleyanjing,muzhongmanshibukesiyi!
走了?
qinyujuranjiuzheimezoule。
feidanmeiyoudaoqian,haimatabaichi?
qiyubaobiao,yeshimianmianxiangkui,wanquanbuganxiangxinzijideerduo,jiusuanshiyewanxiongdeerziyejunjie,duitamenduizhangyeshikekeqiqide,zuoyijulige,youyijuligedejiaozhe。
yinweijinge,zheixiebaobiaoshenzhidouwangjilezulan,renyouqinyujiuzheimezoule。
dengtamenhuiguoshenlaideshihou,qinyurenyingdoumeile。
“ge,zheishiqingbunengjiuzheimesuanlea!”beiqinyudadeyachidoudiaoledebaobiao,songyongdao:“qinyuzheinashidedawoa,fenmingshizaidanindeliana?”
“shiaquange,zheiqinyutaimuzhongwurenle,quangeninshenmeshenfena,jiusuanshijiazhuduininyeshikekeqiqide,taqinyuyigezhuixu,suanshenmedongxi。”
qiyubaobiaoyeshiyifentianying,tamenshizaishiwufarenshou,xiriliweiweinuonuodeqinyu,juranbujiangtamenfangzaiyanli。
“zheijianshi,busuanwan。”
limingquanlianluzhengning,zheigemianzibuzhaohuilai,tahaiyoushenmeliandaidui?
翌日清晨。
qinyuyuanbenhaizaishushui,quebeiyongrenhanxingqilaipeiyelaoyeziyiqiyongcan。
“xiaoyu,zuotiandeshiqing,yijingjiejuele。”yelaoyezichiwanhou,pailepaiqinyudeshou,shuodao:“nia,zhuajinshijiangenqingxuanyiqi,jiwoshengyigedapangxiaozi。”
qinyuxindilikuxiaoyisheng。
生孩子?
他一个怎么生啊?
yeqingxuanlianshoudouburangpeng,zheiyaoshinenggoushengchuhaizilaicaiguai。
erqie,zuowantahuilaihou,yeqingxuandoubuzai,yebuzhidaoqunale,juranyebuguisu。
yelaoyezichiwanzhihou,jiuquzhaolaoyouxujiule,zhiliuxiaqinyugenyewanxiongdengren。
jiuzaizheishi,limingquandaizheyiganbaobiao,zoulejinlai。
yewanxiongzhoumeidao:“aquan,nimenzheishi?”
taxinlibujie,haoduanduande,zenmedaizhesuoyoubaobiaodouguolaile。
qinyumeitouyitiao,limingquanjinlaishi,kanxiangtademuzhong,daizheyimoliqi。
daizheneimeduoren,zheibaimingleshichongtalaide,shixiangnaoshia!
“jiazhu,woshilaicizhide。”
limingquanchenshengdao,qiyubaobiaoyefenfenkaikou:“jiazhu,womenyeshilaicizhide。”
“cizhi,haoduanduandecizhizuoshenme?”
yewanxiongheleyidatiao,qiyurencizhi,takeyibuzaihu,keshilimingquanbuxinga!
dangchutakeshifeilebushaojing,caijianglimingquanpinqingguolaide,erqiezheixienian,yejiayehuafeilebushaoziyuanzailimingquanshenshang,xiwangpeiyangchuyigeyixingwuzhe。
“aquan,womenyejiaduinikebuboa!”
yewanxiongshuodao:“niyaoshiyoushenmebumanyide,jinguantichulai,zhiyaonenggoumanzude,womenyidingjinliangmanzuni。”
“jiazhu,ninduiwohenhao,womeiyoushenmebumanyide。”
limingquanyaoyadao:“woquyiyijue,ninjiubuyongwanliule。”
“nishuo,weishenmecizhi?”yewanxiongsuiyidianlemingbaobiao,tayoubusha,haoduanduandeyejiabaobiaojiticizhi,zheizhongjianyaoshimeiyoumaoni,shuochuqusheixina?
“wobuganshuo!”baobiaoyaoyaotou。
“说!”
yewanxiongmengdipaileyixiazhuozi,yeyouxienaonule。
“nimenbushuo,wolaishuo。”
yimingbiqinglianzhongdebaobiao,congrenqunzhongchonglechulai,zhizheqinyuyaoyadao:“jiazhu,shiqinyu,zuowantawuyuanwugujiangwodaleyidunbushuo,quangeweiwozuozhu,qinyujuranhaizhizhequangedebizima,shuoquangesuanshenmedongxi,zhibuguoshiyizhikanmengoueryi......”
qinyumilemiyan,tazuowanjiuchoulezheijiahuoyigeerguangeryi,dingduobanbianlianhongzhongyixia,zheishangshi,nanbuchenghaihuimanyan?
yiwanshangbujian,juranshuangyandoubeirendaheile?
“tashuodekeshizhende?”
yewanxiongnuqichongchongdikanzheqinyu。
“真的!”
qinyudiandiantou,yidianfanbodeyisidoumeiyou。
yinweitazhidao,jiusuanbuchengren,yewanxiongyebuhuixinta,neihaifeishenmekoushe。
tadaoyaokankan,zheilimingquannenggouwanchushenmehuayanglai。
limingquanxinzhongdaxi,tawanwanmeiyouxiangdao,qinyujuranlianfanbodoubufanboyixia,zhijiedafangdechengrenle。
“你......”
yewanxiongqidebuxing,ehenhendidengleqinyuyiyan:“haibukuaixiangaquandaoqian!”
“jiazhu,youxieshiqing,bushiyijudaoqianjiunenggoujiejuede。”
limingquanchenshengdao:“wuzhe,bukeru!”
“武者?”
yewanliangjinghuyisheng,shuodao:“aquan,nanbucheng,nitupole?”
jianxiwuzhe,suiranyedaiyigewuzhezheilianggezi,keshiquebingbushiwuzhe。
yezhiyouchengweixingjiwuzhe,fangyouzigeshuochu,wuzhebukeruzheiwugezi。
“bucuo,jiuzaizuowan,jiaoxingtupo。”
limingquanlengxiaodao:“zheihaiduokuileqinshaoduiwodeyifanxiuru。”
yewanqingdangjibaoheyisheng:“qinyu,haibuguixiajiaquandaoqian。”
“haibukuaixiaguidaoqian。”
yewanliangyeshilishenghechi。
yewanxiongmuzhongluchuzhengzha,qinyuhaodaiyeshitadenvxu,jiyigewairenxiagui,zheijianzhijiushizaidatadeliana!
keshiyimingxingjiwuzhe,duiyuyejialaishuo,shizaishitaizhongyaole。
“qinyu,jiaquandaoqian。”
yewanxiongduiyuqinyuyeshichongmanleshiwang,dangzhenshibuzhengqia,keshitazhongjiumeiyoushuochuxiaguizheilianggezi。
“下跪就算了。”
limingquanlengshengdao:“jiazhuniduiwobubo,yaobushiyouyejiadeziyuanxiangzhu,woyebukenengtupo,wolimingquanyebushizhienbubaodexiaoren,danshiwotangdideshang,bunengbaida。”
qinyuqishen,dandanxiaodao:“nixiangruhe?”
“简单!”
limingquanchenshengdao:“yiyahaiya,yiyanhaiyan,nijiangwotangdidachengshenmeyang,rangwodahuilaijiushile。”
shuowan,tayoukanxiangyewanxiong:“jiazhu,ninjuederuhe?”
yewanxiongyebusha,zhidaozheikouqiburanglimingquanchule,kongpayejiajiuyaoshiquyigeyixingwuzhele。
erqie,zhishidayiduneryi,yousibuleren。
xiangdaozheili,tadiandiantou,suanshimorenle。
limingquanzhijuedexindilichangkuaibuyi,qinyuaqinyu,rennishiyejianvxuyouruhe?
gandezuiwo,bujiangwofangzaiyanli,jinri,shuoshenmeyeyaodaduanniyitiaogoutui。
qiyubaobiao,yeshiyigegeningxiaozhe,tamenfangfoyijingkandaoqinyuqicandexiachang。