zhibojiandepinglunfengxiangbuduijinger。
zheizenmehaizaizhibojianlixianchangdahuozhiguoqilaile。
【zhongyuanchanwangguanzhuleni】
【zhongyuanchanwangdianlianglefensidengpai】
chenyibaisuishoukanleyixiazheiweiidjiao‘zhongyuanchanwang’dezhuye，shigesimizhanghao。
zhiyutadaipengyoutichudezheigefengshuiwenti，guantadaodishizhendewuzhongshengyou，zhaodeshibushizijijiadezufen。
jirandoudianguanzhuhaisongfensidengpaile，fanzhengzuixianzheyeshixianzhe。
chenyibaiyingshengdao：“zhongyuandage，neijiushuojutidian，wokanzhebangnifenxifenxi。”
【坐听主播**！】
【woshixxfengshuixuehuirongyufuhuizhang，wobangnimentingtingzheizhuboshuodenengyouduolipu！】
【bangexiaobandengchigua……】
zheiyixiaohuierdegongfu，zhibojianjiujinlailebaishihaoren。
zhongjianguoledagaisanwufenzhongdeshijian，zhongyuanchanwangzaipinglunqufaletiaozhangping。
【zhongyuanchanwang：dangchuwopengyoujiadezufenmaizaileyigeshanjiaoxia，zheizuoshanxingsiwugui，dangchuxuanmuzhideshihou，haiteyiqingfengshuixianshengzhaolegemingjiao‘guiguirutianlong’defengshuibaoxue，shuoshibamuzhixuanzaibojingchu，kebiyouzisunhoudaiduochuwenwuergui，danxianzaiweishenmezhaobudaole？huibuhuishiwozheigepengyoujicuole？】
【@zhongyuanchanwang，**le！dagenishuodezheimexiangxi，wanzhende？】
【@zhongyuanchanwang，youmeiyoukenengshinipengyoujicuole，bushibamuzhixuanzaileguiboshang，ershixuanzailegui.toushang？zheikeyibiyouzisunhoudaiyongbututou！】
【woshixxfengshuixuerongyufuhuizhang，wohenzhuanyedegaosuni，genbenjiumeiyoushenmeguiguirutianlongdefengshuibaoxue！】
【kaoguwanghaichuanjinrulezhibojian】
chenyibaibingmeiyoutaizaiyiqitarendepinglun，ershidingzhe‘zhongyuanchanwang’dezhangpingkanlekan，xinlishunjianmiaodongqingkuang，wendao：“guiguirutianlong，queshiyouzheimeyigefengshuiju，nigangcaishuoneizuoshanxingshiwugui，shibushitouchaodong，beichaoxi，zaiguibeidezhengzhongjianweizhihaihengchuanzheyitiaohe，hedaowanyanyoushunzheguibeizhitongxiangleguibodeweizhi？”
chenyibaipilipala，xiangmaolanhuodejiatelinshuoleyidadui，dandaduodoushicaice，jiuxiangshijiebiansuanmingdexiazi，quankaoqiazhisuan，tingqilairangrenganjuefeichangxuanhu。
guanjianshichenyibaideyuqiyouneimeduding，zheiyejiugenggouqilezhibojianchiguaqunzhongdehaoqixinhelieqixin。
【zheizhubohaonengkan，guishantouchaonaernidouzhidao？】
【shuodezheimexiangxi，zheizhubogaibuhuishiquguoba？】
【loushanggemenernaoziyongbudaojiujuanchuquba，doumeitiguoshanmingheju**zhi，zhishishuoshanxianggui，zhubojiuganghaoquguo，nayouneimeqiaodeshier！】
【zhuboyaoshiquanshuozhong，wojiuxinzhubozhendeshimojinxiaowei，limadaqian！】
【woshixxfengshuixuehuirongyuhuizhang，zhuboyaoshiquanshuozhong，woxianchangcizhi！】
kanzheizhibojianhuoyuedexiaoqifen。
zhiboxiaoguolimabujiuyoulema。
zai‘zhongyuanchanwang’meiyouhuifuzhiqian，chenyibaiyelandegenzheixiechiguaqunzhongquchepitaigang。
zuodeng‘zhongyuanchanwang’shuojuhuamaogepao，kankanzenmequanbudatamendelian！
【zhongyuanchanwang：bushide！】
咦？
chenyibaikanzhepinglunqu，dunshichayidemeitouyitiao，zenmegehuishier？
这怎么还翻车了呢？
【haha，xiaosilaozile，**fanchele，dalianleba！】
【wojiushuoma，zenmekenengzheimexuanhu，zhubozanhushuobadaotugelejiuxing，yibenzhengjingdehushuobadao，zheiqueshijiushinidebuduile。】
【jiuzhei？jingtongfengshuidemojinxiaowei？】
haowuyiwai，pinglunqudechiguaqunzhongxiaofanle。
danjinjiezhe‘zhongyuanchanwang’youfaletiaopinglun：
【zhongyuanchanwang：zhubo，nishuodeguishanweizhichaoxiangshiduide，zaiguibeizhongjianyequeshihengchuanzheyitiaohe，danhedaobingbushishunzheguibeitongxiangguibo，ershishunzheguibeitongxiangleguiweia！】
嗦嘎斯奈！
zheijiuduitoule，meiyoufanche，jizhuanwanpiaolegeyieryi。
chenyibailimashuodao：“guibeishangdeheliumeiyoutongxiangguibo，neizheijiubushiguiguirutianlongdefengshuiju！shuiliuchaoxia，qiyegenzhechaoxiazou，zheijiaoguiguirudonghai，guibodeweizhishigebutongqidesixue！bukenengzuoweimudexuanzhi！”
shuowanzhihouchenyibaiyoubuleyiju：“jiusuanzheigefengshuixuezhendeyoumu，neiyeyinggaishizaiguiweizuijiandeweizhi……”
【中原铲王：哦？】
【zhongyuanchanwanglikaizhibojian】
chachanigechachade，laozifeizheimedajingerjinipujifengshuizhishi，nitingwanpaipai**，liangexiaopijiudoubudashang，jiuzheimezoule？
【zhubozheilinjiyingbiandegaicuonenglikeyia！】
【xiongdimentinggelezijiuxingle，zheibugenjietousuanmingdeyigetaolu。】
【wohaixiangtingzhubojixuyibenzhengjingdehushuobadao，xiongdimensheihaiyousucai？】
neigemenerliuxiayige‘e’jiuzheimexiaosadezoule。
zheijiusuanshimeifanche，yebianchengfanchele。
buguowentibuda，zhibojianhaishiyoubaishihaorenni。
gangcaidoushuole，fengshuizheiwanyierxiangyaorenzhendexiangxin，shixuyaoyigeguochengde，bukenengjiuzheimeyigezhishijieda，jiunengrangrenshenxin。
suoyichenyibaiyemeifangzaixinshang，jixuganzheshoulidehuoer，**mojinfu。
gangcaishuohuacheduzidegongfu，mojinfuyijingbeininggudebailashuijijinpaohaole。
koudiaoheigouzhuabiaomianfuzhedebailashui，yongbailashuijinpaohoudeheigouzhuabuzaiyouxuezi。
jinjiezhechenyibainachukedao，zaiheigouzhuashangkexiayiwenlu，zaibawenluneichongtianshanghongsedezhushafen。
zuihouyibu，yongnuomiaozhidejianghuchongfenguozaiheigouzhuashang……
“zhibojiandelaotiemen，zheimojinfujiu**haole，nahuijiayebuxuyaozaijinxingrenhechuli，zhijiejiunengyong，fangbianshengshiyoushengxin，ruguoxianbuhaokan，keyiqujindianxianggepiaoliangdebian……”
chenyibaiba**haodemojinfuduizhunjingtoujizhibojiandetiezimenzhanshileyixiaxijie，yexuezhebiededaihuozhubodeneitaohuashu：
“mojinxiaoweiqinshou**demojinfu，jintianwojilaotiemensonggedafuli，jiudangzuoshihuikuifenside，huikuishehuile，buyaoliangwan，buyaoyiwan，yebuyao9999，zhiyao8999！”
“youyushuliangyouxianzhiyouwumei，suoyilaotiemenzhunbeihaonimendewangsuheshousu，3！2！1！”
“上连接！”
shazidouzhidao，qishizheibingbushizhenzhengdemojinfu。
chuanshuozhongdemojinfuyaoshizhenzheimerongyi**，neizaotmlandajiele。
zhenzhengdemojinfubujinyichuanshanjiazuilidezhuazizuoweijichucailiao，**qilaiyejiqifuza，haixuyaomaizailongloubaimishendedixia，qulongmaiqibabaitian……
buguochenyibaiyebushi‘chunpian’，zheizhongfangshi**demojinfuyequeshiyouquxiebixiongbaopingandenengli。
dangniansanguoshiqi，mojinxiaoweideduiwudoushishuqianrendeguimo，shenshangdaidequandoushizheizhongminibandemojinfu。
zhiyuzhibojiandewangyousuiranwunaochigua，danyebingbushizhenzhengdeshazi。
suoyidangchenyibaizhanshichuganggangzuohaodemojinfu，ganjuezhishangyoubeiwurudao。
gengrangrenchengmujieshedeshi，juranhaiganmai8999！
【nanguaimojinxiaoweidougaixingwanqizhibole，yigepogouzhuaziganmaibaqianjiu，queshibidaomulaiqianhaikuai！】
【woxianqujubaoyibo，zheiliyouzhuboguangmingzhengdadeqiangjie！】
【zhubo，niquedingzheiwanyierzhendenengquxiebixiong？】
chenyibai：“huozhenjiashi，zhenzhengdetongsouwuqi，daishangwodemojinfu，zhiyaonidanda，nvguifangchanjia！”
【zheishigegaoxiaozhuboba？】
【woganjuexiangshigejingshenbingzhibo！】
【woxiangxinlubiandeshiyourenchi，yebuxiangxinzheiwanyierhuiyourenmai！】
haowuyiwai，zenmekenenghuiyourenhuabaqianjiumaizheimegewanyier。
【zhongyuanchanwangjinrulezhibojian】
【zhongyuanchanwangzengsongyiliangpaoche】
【zhongyuanchanwangzengsongdouleyihao×2】
【zhongyuanchanwangzengsongjianianhua×5】
zheige‘zhongyuanchanwang’gangcaipiyebufangyigejiuzoule，guoledabangexiaoshizaihuilai，erhuabushuojiukaishizaizhibojianfengkuangshualiwu。
【zhongyuanchanwangpaixiayihaolianjieshangpin】
yitongliwuzaizhibojianfengkuangluanzhazhihou，youpaixialeyimeimojinfu。
chenyibaikanzhezhibojianfengkuangzhapingdeshualiwutexiao，zhenggerendoujingdaile，xinlidiguzhe：“nanbuchengnipengyoujiadezufenhaizhendezhaodaole？”
zijizheiyigegangkaibojinyoubairendexiaozhibojian，juranyenengzhachuzhinengzaiqianwanfensizhibojiankandaode‘dachangmian’。
bieshuoshichenyibaile，jiulianzhibojiandechiguaqunzhongyedoubeizheiliwujizhadejingdaile，neijiaoyigeyanhongjidu。
【@zhongyuanchanwang：dagehutua！】
【@zhongyuanchanwang：dagenipengyoujiadezufenzhaodaole？】
【@zhongyuanchanwang：die，datuihaiqueguajianma？wozhendezuiteyan！】
【zhongyuanchanwang：zhubo，nishizhenniubijpg！】
【zhongyuanchanwanglikailezhibojian】
youqianrenjiushizheimeyoufaner，huilaikuangshuayitongliwu，ranhoudiuxiayijuhuajiuyouzoule。
zheiliwushuadekeshizaishitaidaoweile，zhijieyonglingyizhonggengshijidefangshi，zhengminglechenyibaigangcaimeiyoufanche，jiangjiedefengshuililunquanbudoushizhende！
zheigezhubohaizhendedongfengshui。
gangganghaiyouchiguaqunzhongdiaokan，taxiangxinlubiandeshiyourenchi，yebuxiangxinmojinfuhuiyourenmai！
zheibu，limajiumaichuquyigelema？
【kao！zheigaibuhuishizhuboqinglaidetuoerba？】
【zheihaoxiangshijubenba？】
【haoshendeqianrushuguihai，baixingdeqiansanqifencheng？】
jiezhezhibojianyouchuxianlelingyizhongzhiyisheng。
zongzhi，jiubuyuanyixiangxinchenyibaijiuduile。
【kaoguwanghaichuangoumaile1haolianjieshangpin】
erjiuzaichiguaqunzhongfengkuangzhiyizhubozaiqingtuoyanjubenshi，youyourenpaixialeyimeimojinfu。
bingqiezheigerendeidhaishi……kaoguwang？