“youyoumen，wolixiangzhongdelaogongyuhaizidoushizheizhonga！”
“？？？”
danmushanghuranpiaoguoyidapianwenhao——？(⊙_⊙)?
……
huanleyishenganlanlvliantigongzhuangkudesiyanan，zhangtuiyimai，buzizhideqingkuangxiacongdimiangudingshexiangtoushangkualeguoqu。
zheiyishunjian，taneiyishuangnitiandazhangtuigengshinanyanxiuzhang，danmudoukuaifengle：
“wc！zheidazhangtui！！！”
“chuanshuozhongyimibadedazhangtui，gaibuhuijiushizheizhongba？”
“mucekaqiushababadeyouyimijiu，songsongkuakuagongzhuangfudounengchuanchunitiandazhangtuia！”
“jiweiguanxi，loushangdebietianpingle，nikantagenkaqiushadeduibi。”
zhibohuamianshang，siyananzhanzaileguinvgenqian，yilianchanmei：“xiaoxinganleibulei？bababaonihaobuhaowa~”
kaqiushaxiaoroushoulaxialianshangmengzhedejunlvsesanjiaojin，reqingjuqixiaogeboqiubaobao：“baba、baba！zuiaiwodebabale~”
siyananyikelaofuqinxindouyaomenghuale，limajiangguinvqinqinbaobaojugaogao：
“ai——babayeainiya！chaoaichaoaichaojiaineizhong！”
kaqiushaganglingbandexiaoshengsuizhelaofuqindejugaogaozhuanquanquan，jiujiuhuidangzaiyangguangmingmeidebeijiaerhupan。
biedexiaoguniangyixiaoshengyincuishengshengyouruyinggeyanwu，kaqiushatianrandaizhedianyansang，yixiao，nvhanzideneihejiuhuibaoluwuyi。
tebieshihaomaidaxiaodajiaoshi，fendiaoyuzhuowanrushanghaobaiciyibandetianshimiankong，yutalindaiyudaobayangliushudeqizhijiqibufu！
zhibojiandewangyouxianxiebeikaqiushazhengdenaozidangji，weishenmeyouderenmingmingdingzheyizhangshengshiyangwawaderongyan，quenengfachusiliepingmudezhangfeilunbanfudaxiao？
wangyoumenfadanmudouxiandeyuwulunci：
“woshishei？wozaina！”
“haiwofendududexiaotianshia！”
“loushanggeweijiujingshaxiangfa？renjiayizhidouzichenggangtiexiaozhanshiya，fengquannimenrenqingbenzhi。”
“buxihuankaqiusha，yidiandoubujiaoruankeai，zheinalishigexiaonvhaima！”
“dui，woyexiangshuozheige，kaqiushafenmingjiushigejingshennanren，hehehe…”
“nimenzaxiangni？sheiguidinglenvhaizijiubixushiyizhongyangzi！”
“buxihuangunchuqu！！！”
……
daixibabazheibian，tingwanyunyingzongjiandexiangxihuibaohoubuzijuezhoumeiwen：
“neigesiyananjiujingshenmelaitou……niwenguojiemuzumei？”
yunyingzongjianjinshenhuifu：“henshenmideyigeren，wangshangsoubudaorenhexinxi，gedapingtaishangyemeiyoutadezhanghao，jiemuzugongzuorenyuandoushuobulejie。”
daixibabatoutengdirouleroutaiyangxue，youwen：“neijiemuzuzenmezhaoshangtade？”
yunyingzongjianbuquedinghuifu：“tingshuo……tashizanzhushangtuijianguolaide。”
“womencaishizanzhushangya！”daixibabalvelveyouxieyayi，yuqiliyedaizhejifenbuman。
yunyingzongjianhuidagengjinshenle：“qingkuangshizheiyangde……fuzewomenzheibianpaishedezhixingdaoyangangganggaosuwo，jiemuzuidadezanzhushangyijingbushiwomenle，ershibalineibiandelaopaishepin‘smile’……”
“shenme？！neibushigenvzhuangpinpaima？zenmepaolaizanzhuyuerzongyi？”
mianduidaixibabadelinghunfawen，yunyingzongjianbuyanqifanjieshi：
“smileqixiabuzhinvzhuang，nanzhuang、tongzhuang、xiangshui、caizhuang、hufupin、zhubaoshoushidengdeng，hangaipinleifeichangguangfan。”
taqishihaiyouyijuhuazaishejianzhuanlezhuanyouqiangxingyanxiale：renjiaqixiarenheyigepinpaidandulinchulai，dounengdiaodawomenzheigexiaogongsi。
daixibababusixin，qishiyeshibuganxin：“nizaiqudatingdating，kankanzheigekaqiushafunvjiujingshishenmebeijing，yexu……zhishilaicoushudeguanxihuni？”
yunyingzongjianbiaomianshuncongdao：“haode，shizong。”