第2章

kanzhedanmulikaishifenzheng,woyerenbuzhuhahahaha

然后我就被喷了

woyaozhuandaqian[nituirenhaiyoulile,zhenshinanadouyouni]

woyoutiaoletiao,baoqixiaozhu,yongxiaozhudebizichuangleshoujiyixia

[zheizhixiaochouzhujiaonimeimanei]

[hahahahahaha,zheishuyurenshengongjileha]

[hahahaha,niyemeiqiana]

zaidajiadouzaichaofengwodeshihou,turanneigemingjiaowoyaozhuandaqiandewangyoujiwosonglejianianhua

wodiyicikaizhibo,yeshidiyicijianzheichangjing

kanzhedagesongdejianianhua,rangwogandaoyanhualiaoluan

我去,玩这么花吗?

dageyizhijiwosongliwu,doushitiaoguidesong,gegewangyouyeshixianggaoshiqingyiyanggenzhesong,yushiwodezhibojianyishijianbiandehunluan

yankanyuelaiyuelipu,wobumianchushengzhizhi[goulea,xianzaishualedenghuijiumeideshuale]

[nixiaozizhendeshiyouyandouchi]

[zheijieyiqianzheimehaowanma?kaishiheizhuanlule]

[同上↑]

…………

zhishengzuihouyizhibaibaipangpangdexiaozhule,chaojikeai,wangyoumendourangwoganjinzhuagerenlaiqumingzi

[wobu,zheizhixiaozhuzhinengjiaofusizhou]

[???!!!!]

4

daozuihouyizhixiaozhudeshihou,wangyoumendouzaijijifayan

[kuaidiankuaidian,kuaidianjizheizhixiaozhuqumingzi]

[zheizhixiaozhuhaokeai!!!!]

[yongwodemingzi,womadenanting]

[loushangdetaiyinxianle,yongwode]

kanzhewangyoumendedanmu,woniutoukanlekanxiaozhu,qingqingfumozhetadeerduo

[bukeyie,zheizhixiaozhudemingziwoyoudasuanle]

[shenmeashenmeshenmeshenme]

kanzhetamendeyiwen,woweiweiyixiao[zheizhijiaofusizhou]

弹幕炸了开了锅

[shenme???!nizaishuoyibian??!!]

[啊?!!!!]

[buxing!!!!nibaowoshenfenzhengdoukeyi,wokeyijinidangzhu,dannibunengbawonanshendangzhua!]

[xiatoujieyoukaishicengliuliangle,hehe]

kanzhetamendefanying,woyouzhongfuleyibian

[zheizhixiaozhuzhinengjiaofusizhouha,meideshangliang]

buguanwangyoumenhuiyoushaxiangfa,wobaoqixiaozhujiuxiabole

wozheizhongxiaohuka,zheizhongzhibobuhuiyoushade,dabuleyoucenglefusizhouneizaizideliuliangbei

heihongyeshihong,suoyoukeyiyongdeziyuandouyaoyongqilaia,hunlezheijinianyulequan,wojuedelianpihoucainengzoudeyuan

woxianzaidaizaizhuquanlihaishibaitasuoci,cengdianzenmele

danrangwomeixiangdaodeshi,zheigezhibozhihou,wodehaoriziyaolaile

5

wohefusizhoudeguanxi,neikeshibilianpihaishenhouwubia

womendeyeyebeiyiqidangdebing,tamenguanxiqinmi,congfubeikaishi,womenliangjiadeguanxijiuyizhihenyaohao,yizhidoudangzhelingju

womenjiazhuanqian,tamenjiadangguan,womenliangjiadeguanxiyizhijiaozhijinmi,liangdajiazuxianghuibangchi

suoyiwohefusizhousuanshicongxiaoyiqizhangdade,woliangdushudouzaitongxiaotongban,wohetadangleershiduoniandetongxue,shiduledaxuehetatongxiaodanbutongzhuanye

fusizhoucongxiaojiuhenyouxiu,suoyiwocongxiaojiubeinalaihetaduibi,wonanadoubibuguota

wodemuqinzaoshi,wodefuqinhenmang,jiujingchangbawojiaojifusizhoudai,mingminghewotongsuidetayizhiguanzhewo

kaochalehuibeifusizhouzema,dantahuijiwozhenglicuoti

diyicilailijiahaishitajiwomaideweishengjin

danshibuzhidaoweishenmezaidaxueyouyicibangguimisongqingshuzhihou,fusizhouhaoxiangjiubianle

tahaishihenguanxinwodanbiandeyouxiebutongle,shuobushanglainalibianle,danjiushiheyiqianbuyiyangle

houlaiwochuguoxuexi,tayemeilianxiguowo

dengzaihuilaizhihou,tajiuyijingshinaxiaxuduojiangxiangdeyingdile