第5章

御剑可以解释。

danshiyanqian,zheizhubojiupingkongderangzhijianmaochulaiyicuohuoyan,queshiyouxieshenqile。

tatangtangjiangfengshuidezhubodoujuedeshenqi,neigengbieshuoturankandaozheiyimudezhibojianzhuweiguanzhongle。

【hudiexingdexiaoxue】:“???wucao!konghuo?zhubonizhenjiadea,nibiehewoa。”

【wowanyuanshenhaibuxingma】:“bushigemenbienaoa,nibuyaodapowoduizheigeshijiedekanfahaobuhao?”

【qingbahuasongjimama】:“dengdeng!wozaisikao,youmeiyouyizhongkexuedejieshi?sheilaijiwojieshiyixiaa!”

【zuowanmei**】:“bukeneng!jueduibukeneng!”

“……”

zhubowendaokanzhezijizhibojiandouzaikuangshua“???”,tagengjiabushuang。

这绝对不可能!

肯定是搞的鬼。

turantaxiangdaoleshenme,ranhoushuodao:

“zhibojiandegeweiguanzhong,biehuang,zheigehennanma?ruguozhijianmaochuyituanhuodouhenrangrenchijingdehua,neixuduomoshububizheigelihai?henjiandandedaoli,gujidajiashiyemangquliyouyigexiaodaoju,xiaodaojugaochulaideyicuohuoyanbale。”

弹幕:

“duiduidui!daogeshuodeyoudaoli,jiudandangezhongdaihuodemoshu,zanmendoujianguoduoshaocile?zheisuansha?”

“zheibuguojiushiyizhongbianxiangdemoshubale,gaoxuetoudeeryi,xiangxinkexue!”

“zheijiushigejianghupianzi,erqiehaishineizhongdaoxinghendidepianzi,kantanianjijiuzhidaole。”

“……”

zhubowendaokanleyiyandanmufengxiangdegaibian,yeshimanyidediandiantou。

“嗯?”

xiayimiao,wendaodebiaoqingmengranyibian。

yuanbenjianghaozhishizhijianyouyicuohuoyaneryi。

ranerxiayimiao,taduizhejingtoutankaiyoushou。

neishenmedoumeiyoudeyoushouzhangxin,zhijieranshaoqileyituanhuoyan。

弹幕:

“????”

“????”

“???”

“……”

ruguoshuo,qianmiankenengshishiyemangqudedaoju。

neime,dajiayanzhengzhengdekanzheshenmedoumeiyoudezhangxin,shengqiyituanhuo,zheiyouzenmejieshi?

“biejibieji,youbanfajieshide,kendingyoubanfajieshide。”

wendaomomodicalecaetoudelenghan。

他不信!

ranerxiayimiao,jianghaonachuleyituanweishengzhirenglechuqu,suizhi……

tayoushoushizhihezhongzhibinglong。

zhizhezaikongzhonghuachuhuxiandeneituanzhi。

tashouzhongdeneituanhuoyan,zhijiechonglechuqu,mingzhongzhituan。

zaizhongmukuikuizhixia,kongzhongdeneituanzhihuaweihuijin。

众人:???

弹幕:

“???”

“????”

“不是……”

“daoge,bushiwobuxinni,zuoweiniwunianlaofen,woxiayishideshizhanzainizheibiande,danshi……zheiximenchuijiang,budui,**haoxiangzhentemiaodeyoudongxia。”

“ge,bu,dashi,jiaowokonghuoa,jiaowoxiuxiana!”

“**!zhenyoudaoshangzheizhongshuofama?”

“……”

zhenggezhibojianyeshichedizhale。

“jiade,kendingshijiade。”

lengjingxialaidewendaoshuodao:“gewei,zheizhongshuyushitongguoyixiedaojuhenrongyishixiande,zhangyanfadongba?nimenzaitazhangxinmeikandaodongxijiuzhenmeidongxilema?”

“haiyou,neikanqilaihaoxiangkonghuofeichuquyiyang,neifeichuqudejiushimouzhonghuoyandaojua,zheiyang,dengwozhunbeiyixia,wosuibianfukezheiyimude。”

弹幕:

“queshi,daojubale,kanqilaihenzhenshi,danjiubiruhenduomoshu,kanqilaibudouhenxuanhuma?”

“zanbuguanduomezhenshi,jirandaogeshuotanengfuke,neijiudaibiaozheiqueshimeishenmezhiderangrenzhenjingde,huazhongquchongbale。”

“nimenzheixieren,zhubobinimenkanlema?yizhipenyizhipen。”

“xiongdimen,yaolizhia,yaoxiangxinkexuea!kangelezijiuxing,buyaobeipianlea,a?wonima?wanjianguizong,youlai?”

“……”

yuanbenhaishiyouxuduozhiyideshengyinde。

可是……

xiayimu,dajiajiuzheimeyanzhengzhengdekanzhejianghaodeshenbianchuxianlejishibajianying。

henduobuxinderenyijiubazheiyimudangchengtexiaolaikan。

但是……

随着江昊手一挥。

zheixiejianyingqishuashuadefeilechuqu,zaiqiangbishangliuxialeyidaoyouyidaoqingxidejianhen。

弹幕:

“???”

“chuxianle,wanjianguizong!wodiguaiguai!wanzheimeshuaidema?woganjuezheitaizhenshile,zhenbuxiangshijiadea。”

“zheiqiangbishangneimeqingxideyiduijianhen,taizhenshileba?jiangdaoli,zheibushitexiaoba?”

“****!nizhenbushijianghupianziba?”

“……”

jianghaozuowanzheiyiqie,yeshiluchuleyimoxiaoyi。

“ganxiezhibojiangeweixiongdimendeliwu。”

“ganxie【didishigecuren】songdewufadahuojian。”

“ganxie【pangbianshushuidezhangfu】songdeyifachaojihuojian。”

jianghaopiaoleyiyanzhibojianderedu。

已经冲到七百万了。

renshushiyifangmian,lingyifangmian,dadaxiaoxiaodeliwuyetingduode。

咕噜——

neizhubowendaodengdayanjing,renbuzhutunleyikoukoushui。

shuojushihua,tayoudianhuaiyizijile。

“neige…keke,yaowoshuo,xiangyaochaichuanhenjiandan,qitadebushuole,jiurangtabajingtouduizhunqiangshangdejianhen,rangwomenkankanzheijianhendaodishibushitexiaohuozhedaojutieduibudui?”

wendaoyangzhuangdandingdeshuodao。

江昊看了一眼弹幕。

“wendaorangwobajingtouduizhunqiangbidejianhen?”

kandaozheidanmu,jianghaoxiaolexiao:“meiwenti,buguoxiongdimen,zhibojianredukuaipoyiqianwanle,ruguoyihuierdajiaganjuehaimanyidehua,laofanshuashuaxiaoliwu,bangzhubobaredudingdaoyiqianwan。”

suihou,jianghaojiangshexiangtouladaolejianhenqian,zixideduizhun。

yuanbenshigezhonggeyangdanmudezhibojian,cishicike,manpingde“???”。

弹幕:

“wonima!bushitexiao,yebushitiezhi,qiangbishangzheixiejianhendoushizhende!yejiushishuo,gangcaineimeduojianyingyeshizhenshicunzaide,suoyicainengliuxiazheimeduojianhen?”

“erqiehaibushijianjiandandandehuahen,haitingshende,zhubo,ni…niyaobunadongxiwangfengfenglisaiyixiakankan?**!zhennengsaijinqu!neigejianhenshizhenshicunzaide!”

“qie,nengjieshi,kendingnengjieshide,daoge,nilaichaichuanta!”

“……”

“草?……”

咕噜——

zhubowendaonaqipangbiandezhijincalecaetoudehan。

zheijiahuo,buhuizhenshiyoudongxideba?

shuoshihua,zhigebozhenmeibiyaomaofengxianbazijidajinquba?

wendaohunshenjinbeng,ranhouganjinzaijianghaozhibojiandazi。

“ge,zhiqianwoduoshaoyoudianbutaizunzhong,shizaishiwuyizhijuge,shizaibaoqian,neige,wojigeshuadianliwu。”

【xitongtishi:wendaozengsonglezhubochaojihuojian*10。】

ranhouwendaojicongcongdezhaixiaerji,shuodao:“xiongdimen,woxianxiabole,kenengxiuxiyiduanshijian,liuleliule。”

ranhouzhibojianzhijieheiping。

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