第5章
zaiqinhaodezhushixia，yujingliansetieqingtuoxialezijideyifuhezhuangbei。
jiandaozheiyimu，zhongduozuifanchunchunyudong。
buguotamenzongganjuehaoxiangyounalibuduijinger。
“ruguowomeijicuo，haoxiangwomenshizuifan，yaozaijichadezhuibuxiataopaolaizhe，zenmechengduikangsaile？”
yiweixibaguozuifanbiaoqingguguaidexiaoshengdigu。
“niguanneimeduo，nandaotaopaojiubuxuyaowuqilema？zuiqimayouwuqi，womenhaiyoufankangzhili！”
“heli，feichangheli，xiongdimen，chong！”
shubaimingzuifanchongxiangsanshimingwuguyoukeliandeyujing。
“nimenbiedongshou，womenzijituo。”
“nitemewangnamoni？”
sanshiweiyujingliansecanbai，zhudongbaozhuangbei。
dangran，daduoshulizhizuifanxuanzezhuanshenjiuzou。
yijingguoqushijifenzhong，zaibupaolaibujile！
“hu，nimen.........zhongyushangdangle！”
shifenzhonghou，qinhaorengdiaoshoulidejinggunheyifu，kanzhezuifanheyujingdachengyipian，zuijiaogoulechuyigexieedehudu。
“julijichazuzhengshizhuabudagaihaiyouqibafenzhongzuoyou，xiongdimenwoxianzoule，zhunimenwandeyukuai。”
dishengnannanyiju，zhuanshenjiuzou。
tazishizhizhongdemude，doubushijianyuneidedongxi，jingfuxiangbiyufudemubiaoyemeiyouxiaodaonaliqu，qianglaiyemeishenmeyong。
zhibuguotabingmeiyouzhuyi，shenhouyidaoyinhendemuguangzhengzaizhushizheta。
“guanzhongpengyoumen，wobuzhidaozhibojianlixianzaiyouduoshaoren，yexu，wobiaoxiandehuirangnimenjuedehenxiaozhang，huixiyinjichazudechouhen，qishiburan！”
“yinweizheiliyoudaliangzuifan，wojiubuxinjichazuweilezhuawo，erfangqizheixiezuifan。”
qinhaozhanzaijianyudamenqian，taitoukanxiangshangfangjiankong，luchuheshanweixiao，shuangzhibinglongfangzaitaiyangxue，zuoleyigekaiqiangdongzuo。
“geweizuzhang，zaoan，gudebai！”
观众：“？？？”
雾草！！！
huirangwomenjuedehenxiaozhang？nizheihaibugouxiaozhangma？
zuiguanjianrenjiashuodehaihenyoudaoli！
zuzhangbukenengweileqinhaoyigeren，erfangqishangbaigexianchengdezuifan。
你管这叫莽夫？
zheimingxianshiyiweiyouzhishangbingqiewulichaoqundezuifana！
hezherenjiazaijuedingqiangjiedeshihou，jiuyijingzuohaoleyiqiezhunbei。
阳谋，妥妥的阳谋！
“ding，gongxisuzhuhuodezhenjingzhi，babai。”
“ding，gongxisuzhuhuodezhenjingzhi，jiubai。”
“ding.........”
jiuzaiguanzhongyiwei，qinhaohuimashanglikai，taquezaisuoyourenzhushixia，zhuanshen，guanbidatiemen，shunshouguashangsuotou。
“哐当！”
tiemenpengzhuangdeshengyinxiangqi。
观众：“？？？”
罪犯们：“？？？”
zhengzaiqiangduodezuifanmentingdaoshenhoushengyin，jiangyingzhuantou，jiukandaoyuanbenchangkaidedamen，yijingbeiguanbi。
迈克：“？？”
talianshangdeyinhen，shunjianxiaoshibujian，zhishengxiakonghuang，yanshenbuzijuesichudaliang。
“我尼玛！！！”
“gaisi，shisheiguanbiledamen？kuaijiwomendakai！”
“tiaoqiang，kuaitiaoqianglikai，zheishifeiqijianyu，shangmiandedianwangmeidian！”
ersanbaimingzuifanzhijiezhale，jiemucaiganggangkaishi，womenjiuyaobeitaotai？
“砰砰砰！”
qiaojidatiemendeshengyinjielianxiangqi，dankexi，qinhaoyijingzouyuan，yuanyuanhainengtingdaotadedigusheng。
“ai，jiuzheizhishanghaidangzuifanni，nandaotamenbuzhidao，womenshiyuyoudetongshi，yeshijingzhengguanxima？shaoyigezuifanwohuodeyiqianyidejilvjiuyuedaa！”
观众集体沉默。
我们居然无言以对！
“baogaozuzhang，womenjijiangdidajianyu，qingzhishi！”
bafenzhongzhihou，santaijingchelaidaojianyufujin，yiweishenchuanjingfu，sanshiduosui，yaobanbizhidenanrenchenshengshuodao。
“erqie，jianyulinaohonghongde，haoxianghaiyouhenduozuifanmeipao，zheibushijiwomensonggonglaoma？”
zhangfengshuozheshuozhe，lianshangluchuxiaorong。
dandenglebantian，quefaxianermaidelingyibianyipianjijing。
“zuzhang？niweishenmebushuohua？”
guanzhong：“.........”
tamennengqingchukandaosuntianzuzhangdelianse，hongruzhugan！
yaobunicaicaitaweishenmebushuohua？
kendingshitianshengbuaishuohuaa！
......
xibaguo，mimihuiyishi。
kanzhehuamianzhongzuifangenyujingdachengyipian，gengshibeiguanzaijianyunei，yigegeliansetieqing，guanjianzheilihaiyoutamenbushaorena！
“xiba，yiqunchunzhu，wojianzhibuganxiangxinzheishiwomenpaichuqudeqingbaobu，rucimingxiandexianjingdounengshangdang，tamenyinggaizaizijimuqinhuailihenai，erbushiqianwanghuaxia。”
“wufenzhong，woyaoneigeshenmeqinhaodesuoyouziliao。”
zuozaishouweideposanlouyaoyaqiechi，dashengpaoxiao。
“lingdao，genjuwolejiedeqingkuang，qinzheigexingshi，jiyoukenengshiwomenxibaguorenchuanguoqude，yejiushishuo，tashiwomenzijiren！”
posanlouhuayingangluo，likeyourenqishendashengshuodao。
cihuayichu，zhongduoxibagaocengluchuhuangranzhise。
“lingdao，wojianyiliketongbaoquanguo，buyaorangminzhongwuhui，bijing，qinhaozijibingbuzhidaozhenxiang，zheimezuowukehoufei！”
“yuanlairuci，nanguaiqinhaorucilihai，shizijirena！”
posanloubaishoudao：“likeanpaixiaqu，lingwai，zhengliyixiaziliao，zhengqushenyiqinxing，bunengrangwomendehaiziliuluozaiwai。”
budandanshixibaguo，meilijian，yinghua，suoyoumiqieguanzhutianwangjiemudezuzhi，doubengbuzhule。
开局就损失重大啊！
benyiweishikanhuaxiaxiaohua，xianzaikehao，zijipaichuquderenjuranbeirenjiashuadetuantuanzhuan！
小丑竟是我自己！
yushi，qinhaodeziliao，henkuaijiuchengxianzaigedabangongzhuoshang。