wozhibodeshihoushuo，79yuanhuabuqi，zisungennidoushouqi。
jieguowobeimashangresoudiyi。
laobandedianbeifengkuangshuaeping，tabawoganchulai。
woyiqizhixiadulimenhu，kaizhibohuidui：mashenmema，xiaoyusandoushebudehua，huogaizisungenzhenidaomei。haohuatingbule，neijiuzhuniyitaishengbabao。
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「违规警告。」
「直播间被举报。」
zuoweijishengyongpinzhubo，womeitianzuidadecuowu，jiushishuoleweijinci，daozhibuduanbeixiabo。
suoyiwoxiaoxinyiyi，xiwangdajiabuyaohuaiyun，duozhichixiaoyusan，shaozhichiyiyuanfuchanke。
kejintianwozaijieshaochanpindeshihou，kandaoyourenxianqiershigexiaoyusangui，worenchulaineishiqiannanyouzhanghao，zhijiekaidui。
「79douhuabuqi，zisungennidoushouqi。zheimeduonian，ninuliguoma？xiangguoweishenmebudai，haimeirenweinihuaishangyierbannvdema？bushinihaibugounuli，shininuliyebuzhengqi。zhangkai，bieyiweinaxiaohao，wojiubuzhidaoshini。」
wokanzhebuduantiaochulaidedanchuang，wuyusile。
zheimeduonian，chuleqionggenzhewo，haiyouyinhunbusandeqiannanyou。
jieguo，wozhibojianbaole，quandoushijubaowoqishi，nvquan，gongjitaren。
wobeigezhongdagexiaodizhuizhema，laobandeduleihuadianbeieyishuachaping。
wobeilaobanzhijiekaichu，qiannanyoukaizheneiliangshiernianqiantadiemaidepobaomaduzaiwoxiaoqumenkou。
「moxiaobei，yaoshinidangchuzhidaogenwofenshouhuidanshenwunian，nikendingbuganneimegenzongwoba？nvrenma，zhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyancainenghenanrenguorizi。kankannixianzai，chuandezheimetu。」
「wodetushiyonglaimainide。gun。」
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「nibiechengqiangle，wodouzhidaonibeigongsikaichu。fangxinba，zheimeduonianwoyizhimeigenbiedenvrenzaiyiqi，jiushisuanguonidebazinengwangwo。nizhunbeiyixia，zanmenmingtianqulingzheng。」
congxiaodaodawojianguowushu**，kezhangkaizheizhongdetianduhoudeyumei，meicihaishinengrangwodakaiyanjie。
wodangchujiubuyinggaidayingjiuma，xiangqinjianmianshishikan。
zheichangbudaobanniandelianai，rangwoshishichadianbianshishia。
jiuyinweizhangkaizhidaowodebazi，youbeiwozhuazhuchuguiyihou，tajiubuduangaozawodexiangqin，haiyougongzuo。
「laoniangjiusuanquanwanghei，yebuhuijiajinizuozhaocaimao。」
woyijiaotikaizhangkai，shanglounachuziliao，zhijiezhucelegezhibojiandehao。
shanglaiwojiuqibiaoti：nijiayoukuanga，jiuganshengerzi？
pingzhewoderedu，shunjianjiuyouwushurenyongruwodezhibojian，wozhijiesuijixuanzeyigelianmai。
kaikoudeshigedage，yishanglaijiuwenhouwoquanjia：「laomeiniyaoshimeiqian，jiuqumai。biezaizheiligongjidalaoyemenhuabuqiqian，womenjiushidiulezhei79，yebujini。」
dagecaishuowan，jiuwushurenjidagesongxiaohonghua。
wozhijiefanwenhuiqu：「woshiguguameijiehun，yongbuzhemaixiaoyusan。kewonengfadushiwoshengdehaizishiqinshengde，dageninengma？」
dageyidunwuyanhuiyu，zhijiebeixitongtilechuqu。
xiagelianmaidexiaonianqing，yijinlaijiuwenwo：「nvquanfanhaochihaishishihaochi？」
wozhijiexiaole：「womawoqiannanyou，nimenjitipofang。wokannimenzheixierenshiheduolexibeifeng，doubianchengleminganji？woguguabubiantai，buxiangyouxiezhanandoushebudehua79maiai。woningyuanxianzaibeinimenmadaofuzhai，yehuiduiwuqingwuyipituidegounanrenshuobai！」
kanzheyiyiduorenguankandebofangliang，wozhidaozijiyizhanchengming。
danglequanwangnvquandiyiming，mamazaiyebuyongdanxinwonengjiachuqule。
wopoguanziposhuai，jieguozhibojianhuranshanjinlaiyigetouxiang。
jiezhe，jiushimanpingdehuojian。
我直接被炸蒙了。
ganglianshangwomaideguanzhong：「**，liubailiushiliugehuojian？nageshaziganbangzheigequannangongdia？」
wo：「hushuobadaoshenme，zheibujiaoshazi，zheijiaocaishenye！」
houtaihurantiaochulaiyitiaosixin：mo**，womengongsixiangqianni。
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yourenxiangyaoqianwo，zheigexiaoxibiyourenxiangyaodawo，hairangwojingya。
woxianzaidouheichengzheigeyangzile，nandaohaiyourenxiangyaohuishouwo？
「buyaozhapianle，zhaogedianzichangshangbanba。bunengmaidao79deanquanbaohu，zuishaoquzuoshangqiankuaibuzhiqiandedagongren。huansuanxialai，niyijinyezhijiliqian。」
guowaizhapianfengshengshuiqi，kewoxianzaijiuzailannili。
xiuxiangrangwozaixishengdiaowodeyaozi，laiwanchengpianzideyeji。
wojixuhuidaozhibojian，hewushurenzuipaodazhang。
jieguoyinweiwodepaoyulianzhuhaiyayun，lianxujitianxialaiguanzhongshiyuelaiyueduo。
erqie，woxialoumaicaideshihou，haibeilianggebiaoxingdahanzhuazhe，saidaochezilimian。
wo：「wojiuzhidao，renhongshifeiduo！kewobuzhidao，qiongguiyehuibeizhuaa。」
yigexizhuanggelvdemeinvjiejie，xiaozheyongshouzhitaiqiwodexiaba：「shuoba，qianxiani，yaoduoshaoqian。」
「pinjianbunengyi，weiwubunengqu。zuishaoyiwanqi，zaishaojiubulimaole。」
wobeinvbazongzhijieliuqianqi，qiandaotadeyulegongsizuozhujiao。
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woderensheshi——duitianduididuikongqidezuiqiangwangzhe。
zhibodiyitian，wojiulianmaidaoleyigexiangjiehundedage，tawenwo：「meizi，nixianzaiquanwangdoubuganqu。nibushinanrenyebushinvren，nizhanzaidisanrendeshijiaoshuoshuo，wonvpengyougenwoyaoyiwanbadecaili，tashibushibuaiwo！tashibushijiutuwodeqian？」
wo：「niwaiyiwaitou，zuoyoushuaiyishuai。」
wokanzhelianmaidedage，anzhaowoshuodezuo。
tamanlianzhenchengwenwo：「meizi，nideyisishishuaidiaofannaojiunengkanqingchutalema？」
「bu，wozhishixiangkankanshuaichulaiduoshaoshui。」
dagepofangle：「wozhishixiangyaobuhuafumudeyanglaoqianquxifu，wobukenlao，womeicuo。」
「bushi，woshuodaxiongdinishipinxixideba？zhituikuanbutuihuoa。nibukenlao，budaibiaonikeyibuyaoliana。nizuomengkeyizheimekuai，neinibukemiaoshuneifangmianshibushiyehenkuai？nizheiyaoshashabuxing，haixiangyaopinggerenmeili？renjiameizitunisha？tunipiao，tunikuyaolimianmeidadao？zhenyoudianbenshi，bieshuobuyaonidecailile，meizidougandaijiazhuangdaotie。kenizheibushimeibenshima？meibenshihaikouxinyanzi，nizheishishuyuhuahuashijiemirenyan——yiwanbajiunengrangnisailian。」
woyidunshuchu，pinglunzaicizhale。
qingyiseshuapingshuowoshibaijinnv，kanbuqimeiqianjiehundepinkunnantongzhi。
jieguopingmuyihei，wushuliwudangzhuneixieeping。
xiayike，wodepinglunqubeizhale。
kezheicizhadebushipaozhang，ershizhajinhua。
「jiemei，wobeirentongzhilaikanzhibo。shuoshiwodingqinduixiangshebudeneiyiwanbacaili，neiwolaizheilijiandanshuoliangju。woyaotuihun，bierangnijiaqingjiadangchanquwo。kenibawoneiwuwanliujiazhuanghaijiwo。」
wozhijiejidenaotou：「haojiahuo，daxiongdinikezhenshihaojiahuo。huayiwanbayaoleniquanjiademing，narenguniangwuwanliunishiyigezidoubutia。nizheishijianxieshiyabama？zhanbianyideshiqingnijiuyale。」